CNN has some new advice for us on Corona

i emptied my account last week unironiclly
branch manager was on a call with his higher ups and looked like he wanted to kill himself

Wow fuck you anons I made 2 threads last week about this and they both archived with less than 5 replies.

Yes, bank money is the next big thing, after sanitary supplies, TP, stocks, guns+ammo. If you missed out on any of the previous this is your last chance.

did someone say bank run?

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>H-Hey don't use that life raft on this sinking ship

Took money out of one bank.. two branches. Niggers won't give me 10k in one shot.

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Ya, the thing is that cash could be banned as a source of the virus. This is why I left some cash in the bank.

Am I a fucking retard?

Gold can be washed with soap.

China banned cash transactions and burned 1 billion + in cash.

Wouldn't it fucking suck if cash was banned and it was all out of the bank and the banks were closed, faggots?

they have to fill out paperwork for that much.

just needs to be uv treated. which they should be doing anyway but lol who gives a fuck.

Welp guess it's time to empty the savings account

Your money will be worth less than toilet paper if the banks collapsed so if you're taking out cash use it to buy gold, silver and lead

fucking this.

That's probably the smart option. Once the bottom is hit and the Fed starts giving out bread, bank money will likely be re-monetized in some sort of digital exchange program. This is basically plausible deniability for the system having been mutually rigged for self-destruction.

>CNN says
Now I know that I MUST take ALL my money out of the bank.

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Going to do this tomorrow

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so you're saying if we mass withdraw, we can slam the banks? And that's a bad thing? Fuck the banks

CNN trying to cause a bank run... fucking niggers

Ya, and what happens when they ban cash, faggots?

Attempting to initiate a bank run is tantamount to treason.

Please be careful with your words.

>listening to CNN
pic related

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Most small-time banks won't let you take anything more than a couple thousand out. Hell I get side-eyed and asked questions if I take $500-600 out. Banks are scummy and I wish I didn't have to deal with them. All these NEETs without bank accounts thinking they are going to be getting $1000 UBI are in for a rude awakening too.

If a bank gives you shit and doesn't allow you to withdraw cash, simply transfer the money to an online broker and buy a gold ETF like IAU. It still fucks the bank, but they can't stop you. You'll also end up richer in 12-18 months.

The average asset-to-liability ratio of modern banks is 300 to 1. So if one person withdraws their money, 299 people will be shit outta luck.

>mfw withdraw, cough on money, deposit
crony capitalists deserves what's coming

You do know thats basically how the Great Depression exploded right? And yet the system is still here

They're just going to close banks down and do everything online. No more cash.

Ppl who have only cash will be fucked.

And ppl who dont have cash when the computers go down are fucked.

Either way we are super super super fucked.

It's the only way to keep those beltway carpetbaggers honest.

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Jesus fuck that's bad. Someone should get that trending on Twitter to get it snowballing. #withdraw

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Inside robo teller ATM gives you up to ~3k. No questions. Also the big financial district banks (location) are easier to dole out bigger bands of cash. I asked for multiple bundles of small bills from a corporate account. Seemed like if it was a personal account they might have said 'No'. It's Mr. Shekelstein's Savings and (no)Trust money really, why do you think you deserve it? Fuck banks. Also have a 10MM lawsuit against one. Really, Fuck banks.

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haha no way this is real
the propaganda is too obvious

that's why we need bitcoin

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it would be stopped long before it got to that point.

Yeah I hate them as well and always do my absolute best to keep the bare minimum in my account. The only reason I have one at all is because it's damn near impossible to get anything done online without one.

I think you’ve just inadvertently committed a crime user. Structuring. You took out $10k in small transactions. Your bank is going to report that, and the government will have to consider if you violated that law.

Congratulations, you committed a felony and left the most obvious paper trail ever. FBI will be paying you a visit once this BS flu blows over. Look up what "structuring" is and why they now think you're laundering drug money.

My local bank already has only small (

This headline is a clear sign that we urgently need to take all our money out of the bank immediately.

Wasn’t it revived when they wrote themselves IOUs in place of loans

lol

muh FDIC

based.

And in both games (real life and monopoly) everyone wants it

don't use cash goyim

Bank runs were addressed following the great depression.
The FDIC (federal deposit insurance corporation) insures up to $250,000 per person, per bank, per ownership category.
If the feds go completely tits up, then we're all screwed. You can plan on wiping your ass with the Benjamins you pulled to keep safe from bank runs.

>take all your money out of the Bank out of fear they might collapse
FHEW! Now my money is safe!
>total economic collapse, hyper inflation, American cash is now worthless
Should have bought gold buy you dumb enough to fall for the "look, gold prices are down today" meme

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Thanks for the tip, Ivan.

Your $200 in checking is going to crash that mf

the fact that this is considered a felony shows the ABSOLUTE STATE of the modern world and how much shit are people willing to put up with

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Damn... tp is worth its weight in gold then

This makes shiny metal fags seethe.

checked, but fractional reserve banking ftw.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you cant use your hard earned money like you want!!!

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Fundus are safeu

"Guys, wouldn't it seriously be the worst to panic-withdraw all your money? It would be really bad, right? Don't do it, I'm just saying, like, how bad would that be? But don't do it... why aren't you guys doing it? I need more hysteria to make money!"

It's only a crime if it turns out it was to hide illegal shit. Otherwise it's fine.

It is Ok because we are only $23 trillion in debt