/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2249 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

COLORADO IS OUT OF TESTS
>COLORADO IS OUT OF TESTS
COLORADO IS OUT OF TESTS
>COLORADO IS OUT OF TESTS
COLORADO IS OUT OF TESTS
>COLORADO IS OUT OF TESTS
COLORADO IS OUT OF TESTS
>COLORADO IS OUT OF TESTS
cpr.org/2020/03/17/weeks-ahead-of-when-coronavirus-will-peak-in-colorado-hospitals-are-already-seeing-shortages/

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>18 months

remember the good ole days when it was only 2 weeks?

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>Stellaris
>Rimworld

>FIRST WAVE

SEE YOU AGAIN SOON ANONS!

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Billy O’ Gates destroyed Colgate

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come sit down incel kiddies.. let the old man tell a story...
This is a lot like 2008.. fear every day.. big fear.
Now is the time to buy.. and not that shitty toy computer coin shitcoin.. but stocks.. sp500.. hertz.. boeing...
There is close to blood in the streets.
I bought a lot in 1/2009.. made millions. Hold your nose.. get some xanax.. and buy buy buy

Who do you main in Dead By Daylight?

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youtube.com/watch?v=GjOvrAUQ8tM

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>US State Leaderboard
148 total deaths
22/50 states on the board (CT/MI/MO/PA new today)

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA:
67 deaths
>NY:
20 deaths
>CA:
17 deaths
>FL & LA:
7 deaths
>NJ:
5 deaths
>GA, OR, TX:
3 deaths
>CO, IN, VA:
2 deaths
>CT, IL, KS, KY, MI, MO, NV, PA, SC, SD:
1 death

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Any dutchfags watching the debate?

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THREADLY REMINDER THIS IS "COVID-19" VIRUS NOT "CHINESE VIRUS".

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Waiting for the 10k death milestone

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>be Terran
>fucking die

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Avoid all contact with infected individuals, Wait for official instructions

based taste
Rimworld just never gets old for me

REMINDER

DIGESTIVE SYMPTOMS WERE THE "CHIEF COMPLAINT" in nearly half of COVID-19 cases, small study says.

"According to the study, patients may initially present to the hospital with diarrhea, anorexia and vomiting, NOT RESPIRATORY SYMPTOMS"

HALF, fucking half of patients. Why the fuck was this an unknown for so long?

edition.cnn.com/world/live-news/coronavirus-outbreak-03-18-20-intl-hnk/index.html

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what number are you guys using for estimatives? 10% for ICU requirements? 3% for death rate? i tried working with those from imperial college but meh

COOF COOF. AAAAAAAAAAA

How high

Is it an excuse though?

Okay zhang

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Does anyone reliably know what is actually happening in China? Is everyone nationwide still locked / welded into their homes?

Can assume the numbers are garbage but what is the situation in general?

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University of Washington Professor for Dept. of Pathology dies of COVID-19

twitter.com/uwpathology/status/1240365186357198848?s=20

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covid-19 is not the reason i hate chinks

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frog comic

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10 years later and despite making millions your still shit posting here

>11 dead
Wow, it's fucking nothing

But it originated from China. What the fuck you want me to call it? The Canadian Virus?

Killer I main The Spirit and Survivor I main Nea. I haven't played enough to unlock unique talents for other characters. I also enjoy playing as The Plague and the Pig but as The Spirit I frequently get 4 kills.

Imagine watching this dumb thot punching and stomping on her phone

>and excuse
youtube.com/watch?v=FPxY8lpYAUM

Now translate to non-subhuman language.

gotta ask again: why didn't we just give everybody the virus so we could kill it instantly

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I can't wait until a woman actual tries this on me and I get to parry and knock her the fuck out

this chinese bitch named ling ling can suck my peepee

>Hanoi minimum of 20 degree celcius maximum of 25
>Ho Chi Minh minimum of 27 degree celcius maximum of 36
>still 56 new cases due to ONE person
We're in for a wild ride. Won't be over until summer 2021. Normie retards are still ignoring the problem. Shit will hit the fan.

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So do we start eating our stockpile now? I'm feeling cocky, I think I'll risk a few more trips to the shops. Lock it down then at the weekend.

The entire US will be out of tests soon.

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Huff huff hng gasp! Wheeze! I'm heckin' hyperventilating, bros! WHY ARE THERE NO PANIC THREADS?!

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I wonder if we're going to see a surge in Plague mains? She just got buffed, and is easily the most appropriate killer to play right now.

PEI closing liquor and weed stores tomorrow

>he thinks the Dutch don't want overloaded hospitals
>the Dutch don't want their boomers to die
>the Dutch don't have the largest pension funds in the world
>Dutch health authorities and gov haven't done everything in their power to spread this

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I was just playing Fallout NV.

Reminder
youtube.com/watch?v=CbufWls8QRM

anyone got a comfy NYC scanner?

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not yet~

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because the healthcare system would be ovverun, thus the death rate would spike to 10-15%

MORE
MORE MORE TO COME

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Stop, all my family is at home, i cant
COOOM

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>not playing EVE
Its like yous arent even autists.

Yea, nearly 9k corona-chan has really rampes shit up can't wait for multiple Lombardy situations playing out simultaneously.

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10/10

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PEI needs to go full madagascar. Vancouver Island (on the other side of the country) had the opportunity but squandered it. PEI has the advantage of being it's own province

post coronaloli

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just go outside bro, i haven't seen anyone while walking my dog, you have the whole city for you

For me? It's Fapablo.

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0 black deaths. we gonna be kangz.

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>Killer I main The Spirit and Survivor I main Nea
Good God.

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but that's what it's already going to

>218131 infected
>8937 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

Anyone want to translate this huge shit

I miss the China WEBMs. Remember that spammer who would make "China is a 3rd world shit hole" threads years ago? Posting thousands of pictures of how bad it is there?

the nignog is the best part

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I'm legit scared, guys. What the fuck are we going to do?

>yous
The correct translation is "y'all", Hans

you can and you will
do it for her

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I am Laura

EVERYTHING IS KUNG FLU

Judgement on PS4. Would love to play nioh 2 but only got 20 bucks

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Jet Set Radio Future
Ace Attorney Investigations 2
Persona 3

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lmao this is gold

Why doesn't she just move back to China.
Oh wait I know why lol

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because it's a nothingburger and probably the russians or something

Divinity 2: Original Sin

How is it going? Are you still going ahead with the suicide immunity path?

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EVERY BLACK GUY I KNOW HAS POSTED SOMETHING ONLINE ABOUT LOOTING OR STEALING SOMETHING BECAUSE OF THE PANDEMIC

IT'S SERIOUSLY LIKE IT'S IN THEIR NATURE OR SOMETHING HOLY SHIT

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which is why everything is shutting down. If we had more tests initially we could have just selectively isolated the infected like south korea but now the cat's out of the bad and we gotta "flatten the curve" until a reliable treatment is avaliable or there's a vaccine

>economy literally crashing because boomers want to stay alive
Fuck boomers. Literally ruin everyone’s lives

>file tax return at the start of February
>apparently had Premium Tax Credit through my insurance
>apparently owe it to the IRS
>instead of deducting it from my return themselves I needed to file a seperate form
>a form that has to either be mailed or faxed
>I am now waiting on a letter to figure out how file said form
>when I file I still have to wait a minimum of 8 weeks for my return
>it will indefinitely be pushed back because of the Wu Flu
>I already prepped a little but my gf and roommate are both out of the job atm because their places are closed for quarantine
>I am the sole person pulling in money and the extra 1500 I was planning on using is in limbo
Why is the IRS so fucking primitive? There's apps and programs to make transactions so fucking easy nowadays but the fucking I R S can't a fucking bot to automatically do deductions after I send in all my info with my initial return? I fucking hate the US government. Fucking leeches take a fifth of my check every week but can't fucking give me my money beck when I fucking need it most.

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loli corona-chan is pure and kind

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Good choice my man

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WHO recap: latest recap

>Intro-WN
Ebola epidemic ended, Covid is our new friend now.
80% are "from the western pacific and europe"
"don't assume you won't be affected, prepare as if you will be"
countries must isolate,treat,test and trace this is the best hope to prevent widespread community transmission
SK leading example on how to deal with outbreaks
mild cases should be isolated, if not possible use community facilities
WHO organizing a study with multiple countries to find a treatment
we called this study solidarity trial

Q&A
>too few tests?
"depends on amount of suspected cases
every suspected case should be tested"-WB
>Africa and big religious gatherings?
"currently low but may be higher due to low testing
limit large gatherings"-WB
"prepare for the worst,prepare today
africa,my continent should wake up"-WN
>sanctions&Iran?
"WHO supplies ppe and more through sanctions"-WB
"we're in contact with senior officials in Iran&US"-WN
>CFR variation?
"could be due to agressive testing and/or overload of hc system/age profile
"A significant number of YOUNG and HEALTHY adults can develop seriously"-WB
"depends on where clusters form,important to look at the "why" of cfr"-G
>Children?
"children can get it, but we don't know much
but symptoms are similiar to adults"-G
>shortage of tests in europe?
"they're scaling them up over the past few weeks
the important thing is tracing tho"-WB
"increase number of labs"-G
>treatments?
"5 therapeutics currently evaluated"-WB
"focus on reduction of time/mortality"-T
>oppositions in politics?
"all of gov approach needed"-WB
>supplies?
"great disruption, working closely with logistics agencies to maximize supply"-WB
"individuals need to help in fighting this"-G
>testing kits?
"depends on supplies of each country"-WB
"reagents hard to find since most were made in china
+200 companies working on it atm"-?
>Racism?
"viruses know no borders
time for facts and solidarity
there is no blame in this"-WB
"we've seen international solidarity"-G

So I've studied Coronavirus and Influenza for about 45 minutes. I know there are a lot of unknowns at this point. Can someone look at the symptoms of Influenza (pic related) and tell me how the symptoms differ? Is it just 'a little more severe', more or less?

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i dont know user. Jesus also reported the same symptoms when he was around the jews and no one listened to him

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No tests means new infections will plateau, shouldn't you be glad?

I'm gonna pay 135 euro because cooming isnt a valid reason for the police to be outside

is it true tinder is easy right now

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skribbl.io/?00dhMrnGr2nd

DRAWING TIME

no sql injection edition

We had fun already - turns out poltards are really stupid and analphabets.

Lobby now open - CUSTOM memey HARD WORDS

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user, I...

he knows NIGGERS

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god this entire crisis is going to instigate a new race war. 2020 is going to be the most pivotal year in human history thanks to one little bat soup

I can't believe rest of Yas Forums doesn't believe the China numbers are fake and they stopped reporting the real thing for a whole month...

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/yous#English

I live in Bergamo, the alleged epicenter of covid outbreak.
I do not know of a single friend of friends's relatives that is sick, much less died. We hear that 500 people die per day. Where are the bodies? Bergamo isn't a big city, surely I would have seen one. Where are the videos of the sick patients? No, not perfectly healthy people that allegedly had it and magically recovered. Actual videos of ill people

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>GARY
WHERE IS GARY HAVE YOU SEEN HIM

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Haida Gwaii and baffin island will be the only ones left

It's legal to shoot looters during a National emergency

atari 2600 romset and nier automata

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I don't need excuses. Stop eating bats.

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It's a geographical location, that isn't racist. Oh but it's fine to say American virus

>what did you post online
youtube.com/watch?v=hEMm7gxBYSc

Not so fast, doomers.

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kek, do you have the original one?

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Can she step on me and bully me instead of her phone?

This is as pathetic as a noodle armed man airboxing in front of a mirror lol

Keep calm keep shitposting.

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Are apples safe to eat?

Sure I washed it - but is that enough? How long would the virus last on an apple?

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so you're saying that it's a psyop?
>if so why would they go to this extent?

Anyone got that image that shows Covid vs Swine Flu vs H1N1 and how fast covid is growing?

>There is close to blood in the streets.
Were you all in on UVXY last month?

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What has it been, 4 threads, 5 threads since Gary's last post?

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So does anyone have any pics of all the heeped up virus riddles bodies? Pics of hospitals overflowing? Checkpoint, guys in hazmats suits. Lets see the virus battle Ground Zero style!

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I wish I could watch the whole of humanity like a bunch of ants react to this virus. I think it'd look a bit like a spasming muscle contracting to the peak and ebbs of mass of people running to the shops, clearing them out, then going home. The drop in international transit would be like an ill heart slowly dying with less and less blood being pumped.

Yeah, pretty based of Bruins to collapse when the questions got too hard. Will definitely remember that, especially great how everyone instantly comments how great a job he is doing and how we shouldn't be so hard on him.

Also that animal party women that basically is laughed at every time she opens her mouth is pretty funny.

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>US State Leaderboard
149 total deaths
22/50 states on the board (CT/MI/MO/PA new today)

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA:
67 deaths
>NY:
20 deaths
>CA:
17 deaths
>FL:
8 deaths
>LA:
7 deaths
>NJ:
5 deaths
>GA, OR, TX:
3 deaths
>CO, IN, VA:
2 deaths
>CT, IL, KS, KY, MI, MO, NV, PA, SC, SD:
1 death

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Guys, I'm sick, but it's just because I got turbo wrecked on cheap vodka and stayed up all night shitposting. I might have to do the unthinkable and take a night off from drinking.

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Furmagalli-Brambilla for me

good. let them coof all over and kill each other off

Because despite everything, information is still being controlled to keep people under control as long as possible.
They will make sure that nobody will know the worst of it until everybody knows.

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How's the CHINA® Wuhan Batsoup Fever™ getting on today lads?

Send Corona-chan your love, she's planning a big trip to India soon!

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When's the next milestone drawing?

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
wait I'm not over 60

Yes
>Pic related
>This girl just messaged me and is already trying to smash

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PANDEMIC “WILL LAST 18 MONTHS OR LONGER,” LEAKED US GOV’T REPORT WARNS
>PANDEMIC “WILL LAST 18 MONTHS OR LONGER,” LEAKED US GOV’T REPORT WARNS
PANDEMIC “WILL LAST 18 MONTHS OR LONGER,” LEAKED US GOV’T REPORT WARNS
>PANDEMIC “WILL LAST 18 MONTHS OR LONGER,” LEAKED US GOV’T REPORT WARNS
PANDEMIC “WILL LAST 18 MONTHS OR LONGER,” LEAKED US GOV’T REPORT WARNS
>PANDEMIC “WILL LAST 18 MONTHS OR LONGER,” LEAKED US GOV’T REPORT WARNS

arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2020/03/us-govt-expects-18-month-pandemic-with-widespread-supply-shortages/
>The US government is reportedly preparing for the coronavirus pandemic to last 18 months or longer and result in "significant shortages for government, private sector, and individual US consumers."
>A 100-page US government plan was leaked to The New York Times, which today published an article summarizing the highlights.
>"A federal government plan to combat the coronavirus warned policymakers last week that a pandemic 'will last 18 months or longer' and could include 'multiple waves,' resulting in widespread shortages that would strain consumers and the nation's health care system," the Times wrote.

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This is the correct response to this situation.

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About a week, dunno if water is enough.

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Seen at least one black guy dead here in UK. Was on the BBC news today.

He should do it at every 50k cases now

Absolutely.

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got an axe now and crowbar coming soon. probably won't be enough but it's something

The political answer is NO(yes).

>AUSTRIA PUT ENTIRE REGION UNTER LOCKDOWN
AUSTRIA PUT ENTIRE REGION UNTER LOCKDOWN
>AUSTRIA PUT ENTIRE REGION UNTER LOCKDOWN
AUSTRIA PUT ENTIRE REGION UNTER LOCKDOWN
>AUSTRIA PUT ENTIRE REGION UNTER LOCKDOWN
AUSTRIA PUT ENTIRE REGION UNTER LOCKDOWN
>AUSTRIA PUT ENTIRE REGION UNTER LOCKDOWN

Tyrol is under quaratine completely now

sources tell me that upper austria and vienna are next (expect monday unless something changes)

use bleach

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My queen!

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lads, LADS....
>ok xioomer

pettanko corona-chan a best

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1010wins.radio.com/articles/2-nyse-employees-test-positive-for-coronavirus

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What a piece of shit.

I can feel my fever rising...

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Remember this? Look at the date and look at those charts again

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I'm saying that surely being in what is basically no more than a big town with 500 people dying every day, I surely would at least know one sick person, or someone that has a sick relative or distant friend/colleague. I surely would notice 500 bodies every day.
>why fake it
Stocks are cheaper and so are industries. Time for the big players to buy

once one finds Yas Forums one never leaves.. is my damnation but oh well

You see the panic in their face when they give press conferences. They know it's a massively lethal bioweapon and they won't tell.

can I still drive to Oberösterreich to get cheap gas

Why am I not seeing Ben Garrison's signature?

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Human language version pls

DO I FLEE TO MADAGASCAR

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I'M THE BAG

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I want to protect Corona-chan

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I put my apples in the fridge, but then realised I rested a bag of salad on top I recently bought.

Easy to see how things can spread like this

I might put a few drops in a bowl of water soak and then rinse

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>emmanuel

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nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMoa2001282

>A total of 199 patients with laboratory-confirmed SARS-CoV-2 infection underwent randomization; 99 were assigned to the lopinavir–ritonavir group, and 100 to the standard-care group.
>In hospitalized adult patients with severe Covid-19, no benefit was observed with lopinavir–ritonavir treatment beyond standard care

We got too cocky boys.

Big if true

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Yes it is gook. Now sucky sucky.

Dammit.... Don't give me the yellow fever!

don't think so g*rm

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NEET'S CONFIRMED FOR INHERITING THE EARTH:

theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/18/fears-lockdown-parties-will-increase-global-spread-of-coronavirus

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>mfw where's my last parcel from China I ordered it January 01
>suit up in googles and ffp3 mask, raincoat and resin shoes
>ride lift downstairs
>check mailbox
>it's

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>loli
I hope she kills you, degenerate scum.

>filed my taxes online in january
>got direct deposited in february
>got a notice from the california tax board about identity theft in last week of February
>call california department and clarify that i am who i am
>state tax return will direct deposit this week

not sure why you are mailing shit out anymore faggot.

> tfw still no corona-chan doujins

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reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>Germany has stopped accepting more refugees due to the virus

how is public transport still up and running?

thanks

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Do you guys think it's better to get groceries delivered or risk going into the store?

On one hand it's adding an extra person handling my stuff and on the other hand it's stopping me from having to physically go into a store

Anything news worthy happen in the last 12 hours ?

there is enough R34 that you could stitch together your own

dats racist Hans

>a 21 grams receipt for acknowledgement letter
>faggots probably quarantined my 3kg parcel and now I need to go to post office just to get the letter
>and figure out when parcel will actually arrive

Corona-chan is less fun than I thought.

eh.. do you have link to video?

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SHOULD I START PREPPING NOW?

Pandora's box of holocausts gracefully cruising satellite infested heavens
Waiting, the season of the button, the penultimate migration
Radioactive perfumes, for the fashionably, for the terminally insane, insane
Do you realise? Do you realise?
Do you realise, this world is totally fugazi
-Fugazi by Marillion

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>t. Future bill gates digital tattoo receiver and FEMA delivery customer

hopefully more thighs next time

The best part of the TP shortage is building in the city sewers as we speak. If you think shit is bad now, wait until you see what happens to a sewer system after a couple of weeks of paper towels and napkins getting lodged in it
I am so glad I don't live in a city

big tiddy vampire corona virus

Corona is a ILI, or Influenza like illness, and there is no real distinction in the symptomology that presents.
Any viral infection of the lungs is capable of producing viral pneumonia, secondary infections, and create cardiopulmonary complications as well.

The reality is user, there is no simple way to know unless you get tested, and the symptoms can range from mild to severe depending on the person.

delivery is one point of contact. if you go into a grocery store without a mask you're risking infection.

Ecuadorans are bigger, nigger.

it isn't here

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imagine the smell lads

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I'm not making this up.

No, now it's too late anyway

you've got a few weeks left senpai

he really should have increased much smaller
it's only going to keep going up, and so big already leaves him without much room to keep going

Y-yeah I agree
It's that pesky viruses fault!

>>HOTS
whats ur blizz id

should have sent listerine.

Wonder how many Chinese have died from this by now

you should have started a month ago

>some politicians were unironically advising against this because they are afraid it will give the evil nazis more power

>Not Speaking at least 3 foreign languages

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lmao

its pnuemonia symptoms, but its not pnnuemonia. What happens is the hairs on your lung gets coated with a membrane caused by the virus battling your white blood cells.

In definition, that is what pnuemonia is in itself, however what i read is that it was different than pnuemonia so i dont know wtf

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Macedonia is at 42 now.

Hopefully all of them

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

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>buy lots of flour
>forgot to buy yeast
>stores out of yeast

She is. and forever will be, /ourgirl/, the very manifestation of our will to destroy this filthy corrupt global system.

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cool, did they get to go to camp?

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Wow...
i.4cdn.org/pol/1584568832042.webm

fuck 1000 deaths in one day

I'm sick.

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Back when 50k was the current count, many still thought it was a nothingburger. Can't really blame him. But I certainly wouldn't mind some remakes if he's willing

LOWER NUMBERS IN ARGENTINA
WE ARE ALL GONNA MAKE IT BROS

>A hoy, miércoles 18 de marzo, hubo 79 casos de personas infectadas, con 16 recuperadas, 2 fallecidos quedando 61 casos activos.

>As of today, Wednesday, March 18, there were 79 cases of infected people, with 16 recovered, 2 deceased, leaving 61 active cases.

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In essence a more ''loaded'' pneumonia causing accelerated scarring, fibrosis.

How many right wingers have gone missing?

Oh, god, Corona-Chan got him!

Proof that you have covid?

Wow...I have been tracking cases outside of China, and here lately the numbers of infected and dead have been increasing at a fairly reliable rate. So I projected those numbers out unti March 31 and it's pretty crazy. From left, columns are Infected, Deaths, Deaths Per Day

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spyro the dragon today

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Why is orange hair corona so cute?

shut the fuck up lego

Only ONE case in Wuhan yesterday.

Hmmmmm

So, you are just going to surrender to the virus, huh?

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Based and checked, sweet soul brother.

We are at the opening stages boys and girls. While we knew of this since the beginning, the normies have only yet realised they are fucked.

There will be riots, raids for supplies, blood on the streets. Europe has only come out of the starting gate, we have tens of thousands more to die in the most conservative of projections. Corona-chan has come for the white man and she will not easily be satiated.

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That's it. My government has convinced me that quarantine won't work. The only time quarantine would work of the disease was catastrophic and had insane kill rate. Corona doesn't. People will get sick with mild versions of it, the virus will circulate for YEARS or maybe even for ever for the rest of human history and you'll have to come out eventually and get it whether you like it or not

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You dont need yeast for sourdough. There is enough in the free air. Just takes a lot longer.

this is supposed to be from bergamo.

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mexigues

Germany under lockdown, 82 million people
archive.is/c6eaG

Restaurants and cafes are still open til 6 pm in Germany, so this cannot qualify as a "lockdown."

send help please

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