How has the virus affected your school/work/neet life?

I'm self employed, cleaning/gardening/maintenance for apartment buildings.

Seems that i will be technically unemployed for a least the next to weeks or till when ever the lock down ends.

shit sucks, but at least i prepped, have savings and i own my own house so i don't have to pay rent.

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Sounds like their job needs to be automated away.

Motherfuckers are buying all the rice, oats, beans and deenz. I've been living on a diet mostly consisting of that shit for years and it's beginning to piss me off. Why the fuck did everyone have to start telling people to stockpile my goods.

The management don't give a fuck, and the boss is a boomer himself. The more time they are wasting not breaking shit and less working code there is the easier my job is.

>already get free government NEET money
>assmad the money meant to help people out of work for the plague doesn't mean you get to double up on chicken tendies
You scum

My wine shop has been BOOMING. Now that people know ethanol alcohol can be used to make hand sanitizer, I've been emptied out in the past 3 days. Everything is gone from gut-rot to top shelf. I live in New York so everyone is prepping for the long haul. I have 7 deliveries coming tomorrow morning starting at 5am and I already have enough pre-orders to see 90% of this inventory. Can't complain.

We have an easier time tracking you and scoring your threat level in an excel document.

Was about to get hired. Many plans on my mind. All delayed because Chinaman can't fucking eat safe food only.

No. My parents pay for everything but I would like some extra money
I should be able to stimulate the economy

corona happening allowing the normies to finally taste the executive neet elite lifestyle.

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Congrats user glad to see an intelligent one here.

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My NEET life has been GREATLY affected by the virus. I can no longer reliably get Wendy's tendies since mommy doesn't trust fast food places to be clean. I also have to wipe all of the groceries down when she brings them in AND yell at her to wash her hands constantly (she is a nurse so she comes home and instantly touches things with her contaminated hands).

In summation, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WANT TO GO BACK

Life before coronachan:
youtube.com/watch?v=ADvJ8p8yY-c

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NHS here
It's gone bonkers

I work at UPS and we're pretending nothing is happening.

I’m a waggie at a grocery store. I’m on the front lines. I’m braver than all war heroes put together.

Not it all but it will when it all comes down

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Postal user here. Honestly, it's actually a little better. At least for now, people are being extra nice, 'thank you for your work' "we appreciate you' 'stay healthy' type stuff. Delivering more big things of dog food and other large parcels, possibly families mailing supplies to other family members in areas of scarcity.

Traffic is lighter and more people at home due to other job/school closures. There is a palpable undercurrent of fear/uncertainty when talking to customers.

Home life is generally unchanged, I have enough groceries I can go a while without having to go out in the crowds. Not touching my long-term prep stuff yet, I'm going to use the existing supply chain as much as I can while it lasts and adjust as shortages on individual products manifest.

I am not really worried, I have done everything I can think of to prepare. If I could stay home, I would, but on the other hand I'm glad to be working still.

Will be interesting to see how people change over the long term, will they become more violent, will I be in danger of being robbed at work, how will people cope when actual people they know start dying, not just statistics on the news.

So much is yet unknown.

I'm still working ez life no idiots on the streets cops dont care if your going 20 over.

based and redpilled
only true patricians can appreciate that lifestyle

there are no less than 30 loud little shits running around the neighborhood because their parents think this is vacation.

>Work in hospital as resident
>Get cold on Tuesday but flew through Toronto a week prior
>Immediately quarantined for 2 weeks
>2/3 of my department on self isolation

Its fucked bro.

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I work on movie sets and sit around and do nothing and they pay me. all sets shut down a week ago and will be closed until this whole thing is over. So no work for me for a long time.

Not much tbqh. Working from home so I’m not nearly as efficient (all the files I work on are on a central drive in office so my comp is slow as fuck). No gym which sucks. Eating the same shit every day. But besides those, bretty comfy.

my exams cancelled

Don't go to school play video games with school friends but ''forced'' to do online lessons to get the proficiency for English because I am retarded.

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Usually I'm homeworking when I am not in professional travel 3day/week around the country.
Now i'm just homeworking with mail and phonecall to hospital.
I live in a house with 2 roomate who are childhood friends and we have aserver with a shitload of movie/anime/TV show + many board game/video game so it will be fine.
Specially when me and a friend know how to cook.

I'm a pizza guy, I stocked up on canned food and candles and shit but I didn't think to go until everyone else did, all four grocery stores in my town are completely wiped out.

Police came in to my work and told us we can no longer allow people to eat in the store, and we can't have more than five people in our lobby at a time,I've had to kick alot of people out the last couple days because they are threatening a year in county jail.

I'm personally still delivering but I'm the only employee who will do it. Been wearing gloves when I deliver but that's more to just make the customers feel better because nobody in our town actually has it yet

>that pic
ahahahhahahhahahhah

I'm about to get rich

Nothing... everything is normal except the grocery store is a little more empty.

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I'm living my best life
tech company has WFH going smoothly
Almost out of my first month of food since i've been doing this for a couple weeks
plan to go to the store as soon as it opens tomorrow and buy as much as i can
otherwise, still pretty quiet here in the midwest
panic hasn't set in

>Motherfuckers are buying all the rice, oats, beans and deenz. I've been living on a diet mostly consisting of that shit for years and it's beginning to piss me off. Why the fuck did everyone have to start telling people to stockpile my goods.
user is married to a pot, no cook or canopener required

I got a 10% raise today. I work for a bank but I've been told to work from home the next 2 weeks.

God, this picture is so accurate.

How is this legal? They aren't inmates

most people in those places have diminished mental capacity, otherwise they wouldn't be in those places

I’m now max rank in call of duty

Uni closed so am back to the neet life I lived for 3 years

i havent had a job in like 5 years. graduated HS 5 years ago. however my 3 siblings had their spring break extended by an additional 4 weeks. it sucks because i like my morning alone time. now i wake up to xbox every mornimg

I'm a retail wagie so works been extra shitty the past couple weeks. Other than that though, Ive been completely unaffected.

sweet as fuck
now i can work from home and shitpost all day while getting paid for it

Licensed Tour guide
Just fucking shoot me

Does Trump not have the ability to force the pharma companies to release all those hidden cures? It would save him a lot of grief and money, unless he's pleased with millions dead?

emails have been sent out saying animal crossing copies shipping will be delayed due to the virus

This, I'm feeling you to mate, stay safe

Doesn't the company have a VPN to the local network?

Was planning to go to alaska permanently and find a job on arrival, postponed now

Social security won't become insolvent if all the recipients are dead.

Is there any real source that NEETs aren't getting anything? I see it parroted on Yas Forums but nothing official I've seen so far implies that it's not "all Americans".

got promoted and then fired on the same day
it was pretty sweet

i get home office, you get 1000$, borders closed, globalism is kill, loitering shitskins soon to be hunted from our parks
i rate this pandemia 11/10
top virus all in all

also, I think I got it my eyes, after the fever, my kidney area is pins and needles, so I think it's killing me there first, no bloody piss yet, but my cuts don't heal as easily as they used to, I can tell. it's pretty demoralizing, I probably won't make it to my next birthday (30s) with the fucks the people in control give, and I can easily avoid jacking off or eating now with whatever damage it's doing to my tracts, what a rotten ending.

>homework
How old are you Pedro?

stimulus checks have been handed out under obama before. the requirement was just to have filed taxes that year. people are assuming the same pattern based on this. i worked part time and had taxes filed on february so i should be alright

I've bulged a disc in my back so I haven't been working since christmas because I have terrible pain in my left leg while walking.
Though I was to write my bachelor of trade and commerce exams in about a week but those got cancelled. That's pretty great because I didn't study at all.

70+ hour workweeks. That's about it. I'm not worried about this shit as if things go really bad, I can stay in the store and hold up. I've already stayed in the store for 3 days once during a disaster. I'm used to it.
As it should be
>you cant play the game if you dont insert coin
How are NEETs not niggers in white casing?

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It hasn’t, they still want us in-store selling phones

At least I have a job and will hopefully get those virusbux on top of it. I’m putting everything into the stock market.

NEET life is going good, still haven't done anything of worth

The virus hasn't affected me at all. The government intentionally destroying the economy has cost me about $20k so far since the start of the month.

NEET life is pretty much unchanged, I just wash my hands more, and make my parents wash their hands more.

I work at a hospital and I hate my job more than ever.
Only one mask per day despite them being single use only.
A lot of the doctors dont care about new rules put into place.
A lot of new rules dont make sense in practical day to day job life.
I just want to walk out most nights.

Shits fucked. I own my own catering business and do parties, concerts etc. Every single booking has been cancelled.

What’s up Walmartanon?

No sign or text from boss for 3 days. Unemployment soon

What stocks are you buying? I’m long on some oil companies, Boeing and Starbucks.

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Genuinely curious as to what would motivate anyone to work in a hospital? Is the pay good? How are the hours?

>all schools are closed
>every gym, restaurant and every non essential place is closed
>not allowed to leave my house without a valid reason

so essentially nothing changed at all for me

We're not allowed to go outside anymore so work is cancelled.
How do NEETs do this shit? It's so fucking boring and i feel useless

You have to have income taxes filed for 2019. so unless you NEETed through the entirety of last year you get your TrumpBux

Is the government gonna give you guys Bojobux?

Not a whole lot tbg. We only have about one seminar or lecture a week, the rest is independent studies.

Last time they were sent out was under GWB, and only Americans who filed a tax return got one.

I work at a plant, so just means more work for me. Screw you guys.

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I work in tech and we are remote right now but our clients, who are also all remote right now, aren’t doing shit. Thus, no work for us. I’m worried I’m going to be laid off.

>What do they have to figure out?
How to open PDFs?

Staying busy, not participating in this particular psyop. I bought an XBOX One X on a credit card because PSO 2 beta is out to partially distract me from demoralization.

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