Tomorrow, the UK government will announce a full lockdown. There will be soldiers and police patrolling the streets...

Tomorrow, the UK government will announce a full lockdown. There will be soldiers and police patrolling the streets, and you will need a reason to be outside. I have this on good authority.

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That's all well and good, but why not institute things like guaranteed sick pay? If we need to stay in we don't even have an option to earn money

Union talk i`m guessing?

My manager came round this afternoon, bumped elbows with me, and told me that I'm a critical worker and the government is going to do everything possible to keep me at work. Even the army may be used to keep me there. Then told me he was going to be working from home and fucked off. Know that I hate any cunt who is self-isolating, quarantined or just unemployable and staying at home wanking.

Can confirm, friend in the military told me they mobilising at this moment, probably going down the around the weekend. Gov is scared of looting, and food shortages since the borders are being closed.

Lockdown happening Friday at the earliest

I'll take a steady job over the uncertainty of recently handing in my notice for my job to fuck off to the tropics for a while. I'm in an industry where getting employment is usually pretty easy, except of course if you're in the middle of a fucking pandemic.

Goodnight sweet Prince..........

Well, I'm a vehicle mechanic. Even post-apocalypse I'm sure I could get a job welding spikes on cars for dystopian road warriors - but right now NHS logistics apparently really needs me. That said if Greta had got her way things could have gone differently for me. You pays your money and you takes your chances.

Funny, my mate in the military said that there is still no word about it. Unless your mate is top brass there's no chance they are telling him shit

it's just people moving from place to place, nothing to it user, don't worry we're all part of the herd here

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could be the first day since decades without Pakistani Rape gangs

What is Prince George infected?

i fucking dare them to try keep me out of the pub at the weekend

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For sure, shit like being a mechanic is always gonna be pretty safe. And my position is precarious but it could be a lot worse. At least I don't run a pub in central London.

Very believable

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Has anyone got a fresh air licence I can borrow?

Nice bait faggot alert faggot alert

I just want the wogs to start looting and the army to start shooting.

Based. Shooting of South Londoners will be awesome

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Cool larp. I'm sure this is going to happen just as much as all the other threads saying "lockdown tomorrow" for the last week.

It's gonna be Friday m8

But they'll likely announce it tomorrow evening.

don't forget to all scream at your wall for a minute every day bongsocs
love me Big Brother, simple as

Oi, we're not all scum

Careful, this guy works for the Department Of Air

>But they'll likely announce it tomorrow evening.
Doubt it. The govt will kneecap itself if it announces a quarantine the day before the schools are to close.

Confirmed, I am a british army soldier on vacation in Las Vegas and we are couping mayor Achmed of London tomorrow

Late Thursday night. That's the plan.

Thank you for your participation in a street level experiment to define the breaking point for random cultural assimilation as the situation approaches critical mass.

From what I've been told by SpAds and military personnel is Friday, that's all I know.

Nah, they've already stocked up on drugged up Nubiles. They're easier to get hold of than TP.

I'm pretty much the same boat, handed my notice in but my new job liquidised because of this shit. Been applying but getting nothing. Being at home doing nothing is starting to get to me. /SIG/ only helps soo much.

No, not that I know of. But my cryptic message will become clear soon enough.

Don't be a cunt

I haven't finished my job yet, and they may keep me on for a little bit longer, because we're working from home now so it would be tricky to hire a new person. But I'm sick of being stuck at home. I've been stuck at home for a week and a half now and it's driving me insane. Can't even go for a pint cos all the pubs are shut.

Alcohol kills germs. Simple as.

He's being vague on purpose. All the people predicting shit do that. Then when something inevitably happens they turn around and are like "See?! I was right!!" Ignore them. If they had anything of value to say, they would say it, my g

Aye ik

Wanted to see if there would be a reply tho

Well what I'm referring to is predicable, but still news. If you think about, it how many princes are there?

I told a friend about the potential lockdown and they responded “yeah anons dad is high up in the RAF there’s a lockdown on Friday and it’s something to do with illuminati shit”

I can confirm this, the queen told me so. Don't mind my flag, I need to fly to the US for work. Tea, biscuits, fish and chips

>I have it on good authority
Your ass isn't a good authority op.

I guess the herd immunity isn't working?

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I've heard this too from my friends friend who's in the military. Apparently they're just being deployed to London though.

I've also heard this rumor from family

the ridiculous police will be arresting twiiter users for trans hate and the soldiers will see this and feel shame for the nation and it's once great people reduced to children and bacon crimes and there will be a military coup

Croikey! This chap's as english as jellied eels, jellied muffins and jellied earl grey tea!

errr I have a Tesco delivery in 10 days... that will make it right guys?

I guess anything is on the cards these days. Best of luck out there jobbro

And I have it on good authority from close protection friends that you're talking bollocks.

someone in my extended family is part of armed police.
its all bollocks but he did say to make sure cars are filled with fuel

Prince Phillip is not dead. If he is, who cares anyway? He's in his fucking 90s. It's hardly news.

>There will be soldiers patrolling the streets
I don't know about that, but there's definitely talk of calling people back into the army help out, and that would make sense considering the NHS is grabbing at final year med students.

Nobody's emailing me, though. My old mod email is fucking empty.

but user, Q was confirmed by some faggots with tripcodes, it must be true

rip

>police patrolling the streets
Bullshit
Police can't even respond to all of their call outs as-is
They're already fast tracking trainees to attest so they can be on response as soon as possible, as frontline officers are expected to go off sick
If anything they'll deploy the MOD and nuclear police nationwide as they did after Manchester in 2017
There will be no "patrolling the streets" with their numbers, everything will be aimed at maintaining their response capacity
The army would have to backfill for the MOD and nuclear police officers in their armed security roles, but I don't know what else they'll have the army or any armed forces do
Army will probably serve better for logistics or medic relief purposes rather than enforcement

Be nice to your local squaddie lads.

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This is true, me nan told me today.
And I love me nan.

>If you think about, it how many princes are there?
That's is a bullshit thing to say. There's loads of faggots in this country. You're a faggot. Should I believe rumours that you're dead just because there's lots of faggots here?

>Police can't even respond to all of their call outs as-is
It takes around an hour for the police to arrive here in Liverpool. I think if there's no camera and no witnesses, you could get away with almost anything. Some lad was apparently shot a few streets away from where I live, and I'm not sure they ever caught who did it, apart from blaming it on the drug gangs mistaking a bystander for one of their own.

All I can really do, is either get out, which is impossible for me as a disabled person, or make the door to my flat impossible to open and doorway completely impenetrable even if the door is removed.

don't worry Britain, V is on his way to help you out

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You come off as needy for validation almost comically bitter. Your life must be a mess.

False. Don't believe the shit you see on Facebook. Tomorrow will be a relatively normal day.

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Trust some American who needs a rag on a stick to reach their arse to assume other people need validation for their lives.

On good authority

>Good
>Authority

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