Brit/pol/ - Slag Edition

>Coronavirus: UK Schools to close from Friday
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51952314

>Police and immigration officials would be able to place people in "appropriate isolation facilities" under plans.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-51938879

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Moat would tap it

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It's a fucking lockdown

calpol cure corona

Lad, hes already at the end of his rope, he had a pizza cutter earlier, you dk what he could do

>i-it's just a flu, bro

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>this is a 10 in bongland

Seething incel

spacker

MOATYYY IT'S GAZZAA!!!

>appropriate isolation
Just shoot down their planes.
Just sink their boats at sea.
Fuck them.

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Using my hoarded pasta to make a macaroni life doll of priti patel

who wants 1?

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i cant believe you people use to own the planet

whiter than you mohammed

Nah mate, I call a spade a spade, a slag a slag and a nigger a nigger.
There's no hate.

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>"international"
= shitskin

Who else here is loving the boomercide?

What do I have to worry about at all boomers? You scared boomers? Fuck off out of my brit/pol/.

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Those tit veins got me feeling a certain kinda way

>seafood market
kek

Anything less than a live streamed suicide is not going to cut it, mate.

you are us people

>if pakis aren't ok in 400 years time.
Of course they're not, they're pakis and this is England.

>Can you prove your unbroken lineage back to the Celts who fought the romans?
Nearly none can do this because of the lack of written records.

No, it's sincere.

Yes, I understand. However, similarity does not mean equality. The Irish and the Scottish and the Welsh and the English are all different even if similar, and only the Irish are native to Ireland.

>zoomers dont even know about raoul
2010 i was posting on gambling websites and even on those this story was fucking gold to follow.

And I can't believe our Antipodean cousins let so many fucking nonwhites in.

ikr

Lambeth, Lewisham, Greenwich, Bexley, Bromley, Tower Hamlets, Dartford, Medway, Swale, Maidstone, Dover, Folkstone, Guildford, Leatherhead, Dorking, Crawley, Exeter, Brixham, Penzance

So if we burn all the paki's records in 2420, they are allowed to stay?

>Penzance
what is this list lol

Asda is going to be fucking deserted without those old fucks bumbling around

i think this will be a mutts law scenario ironically

>Irish are Northern European
Are you sure?
Migration maps I remember seeing plot them going across n.africa, then up the iberian peninsula, before settling in ireland

she’s started panicking about corona ffs

Why do British anons accuse Central and Eastern European women in their countries as being coalburners, when British slags are known as being some of the nastiest, most interracial-loving, promiscuous women there are? I've seen Bongs claiming Hungarian, Romanian, Polish, Bulgarian, etc. women as being coalburners; yet not a single ounce of proof is shown; yet plenty is shown British girls sucking foreign nigger dick.

massive inferiority complex

there should be more slag editions desu

corona coach trip?

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Honestly, I just want to cum inside her while calling her "mommy"

have they been coronad

So you're saying the pasta nigger has a chance?

kek

>Ireland, located right in North Europe filled with the palest Europeans
>Not Northern Euros
Kys

Sorry lads

>
>Don't hit kids lad.
Why the fuck not?
I'm bigger than them and they deserve it

What a person is isn't defined by a written record.

They're getting priority soon m8

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Yes of course lad, otherwise we wouldn't have Englishmen, Welshmen, Irishmen etc. But they come from the same Northern European family. Doesn't mean put them all together though, lets not go full mutt here. No more brother wars and that.

kek.
out of africa and the mythical indo-european migrations were theories put together in an age where mapping dna and genetics were not even considered science fiction, they were just guesses.
its a bit like the 'race is only skin deep' shit we're taught, these theories all came from an age before we could do things like monitor and map the brain in real time.

Weird. I was literally saying that in my head and then saw your comment. God bless mummy Priti

Her old instergram name used to be kinkypeach, I bet she is a right slut.

It's ridiculous how many (you)s I get from people who think it's a picture of me

how does a blindman kill himself??

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right, so where do you draw the line

this is the same fuking argument the liberals have

arbitrary cut offs for who is and isn't allowed to 'stay'

you chuck someone out, someone related to Christopher wren will throw you out, then someone who can trace their roots to henry V can throw them out and say they aren't 'real natives'

all bollocks mate.

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looks like famine's back on the menu boys

She's a woman so of course she's a slut. But if you couldn't tell from the pictures she posts then I don't know what to tell you, friend. Not that there's anything wrong with her being a slut, I can't rightly complain about what she posts.

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>It is fair to say that we find ourselves in uncharted waters. COVID-19 is bringing a change to the UK and it's clear that lots of things are going to have to shift around in order to help us cope. At Tesco, we have been doing everything we can to keep business as usual, but we now have to accept it is not business as usual.

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are we supposed to be northern europeans or west europeans lads because I don't fucking know. Last week I had some continentals called us north but I've always been told we were west. I will say that I prefer the Norweigans to the French like

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>Why do British anons accuse Central and Eastern European women in their countries as being coalburners
we are one of the last countries on earth that use ethnicity in our population census, its not just a guess.
the reality is that the poorest white people have to live in the same areas as niggers and pakis, theres a 'natural' socialisation that goes on among them, the poles when they arrive here go straight into the same gutters as these people.

You can say that for almost any part of Europe. But ignoring the thousands of years that other part of Irish populations have been there without the migration. Also, the theory everyone came out of Africa is false knowing the oldest bones have been found outside Africa. Humans where in africa, weren't born there.

It's all a bit shit here in Wales, lads. Now what's all this about a bad flu season?

We've discussed this before but I can't remember the conclusion we came too

spastic

Big anime titties.

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it's quite obvious their supply chain has crumbled

why is ben sixsmith so obsessed with me and always subtweeting my posts

>No more brother wars and that.
Absolutely agree, but in order to faciliate this we ought not go pitching our tents in each other's lands. And that is exactly what the British did, we pitched our tents in Irish lands and so I think that the Irish really have a responsiblity to oppose us.

I draw the line nowhere because it is already drawn. The English are English, all others are not.

nail on the head

I want to go to a small Welsh village and have a family with a Welsh qt there.
I know you didn't ask for this, but i'm telling you either way.

something about gazza possibly taking him out

>supermarkets allow only pensioners in
>media and Twitter use it to talk about white privilege and forever cite it as proof that England is oppressive against non-whites.

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>flag
>jews
checks out

>redpill normies.
lad the footballs been cancelled, we're 3 weeks away from a fascist republic

The migration maps are from dna markers...

Coolies that came over in the 19th century?

enough about your sheep dafffffid

I want to suck priti patels spiced milkers

UK will be on lockdown on friday for 2 weeks.

Screencap this.

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oh aye yeah, Gazza lynched him

>Mark Collet
He manages to stretch a 30 second point into a 19 hour lecture.

>hands us a list of shills

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>supermarkets allow only pensioners in
>they then take all morning buying 3 tins of cat food and a newspaper.
It's not like they will starve or anything.
My mum could survive on a ryvita cracker a week when she was old.

pretty pritti is so right wing she makes my dick hard

Jared Taylor
>based
RedIceTv
>based
Mark Collet
>based but boring
Millenial Woes
>based sort of
ComputingForever
>who
Vincent James
>who
Nick Fuentes
>closet homosexual loser
Blackpilled
>based
The Way Of The World
>who

More based people
>Ryan Dawson
>Bill Cooper RIP
>Adam Green

we're not going to have a conversation about this, everything you think you know about the theory is out of date.

he's just buying 1 roll for each of his kids to ration

I'm going to ignore you from now on because you're asking me to define something that is already defined. English is English.

based retard

>Be trainee teacher
>Course cancelled for the year and we all get a free pass
>Going to get £2800 tax free a month for doing nothing until September
Holy fuck lads, £700 a week to be a NEET again
I’m in fucking heaven
I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

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is it gonna be like a casual thing or enforced.

why is he not wiping his arse with his left hand and then serving you kebab though. like a good muzzy

Post more slags.

>It's not like they will starve or anything.
>My mum could survive on a ryvita cracker a week when she was old.
Abhorrent post

THEY HAVE TO GO BACK

This image has angered me but at the same time i'm gratful for it as it has only increased my hatred for those "people"

were the romans English?

Nah, mate. You'd come here and be the only gay in the village.

adam green the fucking schoolteacher guy?

Remember lads, 1 roll a day.

why can't people accept that this is worse than a flu?

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just take the trap pill already.

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based degenerate

>trap
That's a shemale.

>no pasta in Tesco for the past couple of days
>There actually is pasta in the polish section
>We don't panic buy or hoard things like idiots

Racists will be the first to get Corona

because it can be cured with paracetamol and coof syrup

NEET life is great. Gonna be neeting it up until September then going to do a masters on the taxpayer, then hopefully get into a 3 year PhD on the taxpayer. You've got to be a mug to work lol

Hope I can still order wine, with this whole working at home I've been drinking a bottle every night only had the case delivered last week.

Corona19 is the first public enemy Jeremy Corbyn has not actually had dinner with

she is now but used to be a trap before everyone knew she had a willy

I expected more Slags... very disappointed.

I dunno if he's a teacher. I don't think so. He's the Know More News guy. I think he spends all day researching Jewish conspiracies and doesn't have time for a job.
His videos exposing how the rap industry is a big Jewish conspiracy is very based and highly redpilled.

I agree lad. But as in the army, alot of Irish wanted to come here and actually brought value. As you might of noticed, alot of intelligent Irish people never live in Ireland and come to Britain. It's almost like evolution is telling them to breed with other intelligent people as the average Irish IQ is 95 and the average Brit is 100. Sad what is happening in Ireland now desu, it basically won't be Ireland soon.

>bottle every night
Give yourself a night's rest every so often lad, let your liver and kidney's get a good rest in.

>she
>she
m8?

nice larping but education isn't free except in shitland. you'll probably do your masters in some BS like "sport science" or "english lit" and never be able to get a job anyway

based grateful racist

because nearly all of that is bullshit, and the bits that aren't are common for viruses

also
>reinfection
lol
positive tests for the virus =/= reinfection
remains of old infection =/= reinfection
dead virus causing positives =/= reinfection

Also, how do you get 'reinfected' when you just said that the virus resides in the host anyway.

Christ. doomers are such retards.

Assuming your employer has agreed to that then great, but if not then it is £94.25 per week then under sick pay laws (so your monthly is £94.25 x4).

Based NEET life if you get that payout though.

Some of the most feminine ladies i've fapped to have had willys m8

>Pssst
>over here
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Don't forgot Neo-Nazi terrorist Ethan Ralph.
The reddest of redpills is watching him.

I remember i went to a Welsh village for holiday once and they couldn't get enough of my Scouse accent.

/caYfEE

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>Tfw no more getting with girls for months

Yeah I'm having a night off tonight, it was getting a bit boring desu so I think I was doing it out of habit, going to not drink until Saturday now.

Based

you're fucking retarded haha

Bought new front suspension for my car as it failed the MOT. Parts have dissapeared in Germany somewhere. Doubt I will see my £300 back. Got a shipment of silver coming from Switzerland too. Not holding much hope.

So this is the power of British banter?

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He was always a shemale.
You're only a trap when you don't have fake tits.

Lol cry more wagie. It's free until you start paying it back piecemeal but when the academia bucks roll in it won't matter.

>Also, how do you get 'reinfected' when you just said that the virus resides in the host anyway.
multiple strains, plus it acts like AIDS once it gets into your system.

That looks like the Snapchat girl face app thing

I've been hoarding dog food. its cheaper than human food, plentiful and very nutritious. Dried food is very palatable, especially Autarky. Wet food is a bit harder to eat. I can't deal with jelly on meat but I found that chappie is quite tolerable and has a wonderful herbal note.
Bonio biscuits with a touch of honey is fucking delicious with a cup of strong milky tea. lush.... and it stops tartar from building up on my teeth.
Bakers "sizzlers" are god-tier. they taste like a cross between a pepperami and frazzle bacon crisps. They're really nice with a pint of yorkshire bitter

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have you tried a breakers yard

Looks like a $10 hooker.

says the poorfag with no education trying to scrounge off the taxpayer. good luck with that, you'll be packing my bags in tesco in a few years well , if tesco survives.

>英国
>outstanding country
based japs

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I saw loads of old people doing this earlier today. Pisses me right off. Please kill all boomers Corona-chan.

fuck off sven, go be gay on your own country threads. oh wait there isn't any because you are as based as a sausage roll

What is this?

Shocks and bushings. Waste of time putting used ones on.

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She was called line trap retard one of the original traps, shemales that pass are the only actual traps. It's only the past few years that newfags like you seem to think traps are crossdressing twinks.

>acts like aids
you mean acts like HIV you melt

ah ok mate.

its a woman in her underwear washing her hands for 20 secs

Based

this

>muh salary
lol mongo
just become a lecturer and a director of the keats society live of 50k a year salary discussing the relationship between the shelleys

im off lads
goin to hit 70 on burning crusade private server
netherwing alliance if you're interested
see you in the gulag