One-time payment of $1000

>one-time payment of $1000
wow! just enough to buy a shotgun and blow my brains out! :D

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shitty shotguns are like 200 bucks

I'm gonna buy another AR

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I can kill you with mine for free and the slug's on me.

Suppose he could do it in style

You could get one way cheaper than $1000.
Just saying.

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I have one for sale user.

Actually it's enough to purchase 4 shotguns and enough ammo to form a decent raiding party.

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You clearly have never thought about suicide seriously before if you think the minimum buy-in for shotgun suicide is $1000

You’re getting free money op, why the bitching?

Its two payments tho. So you can buy two shotguns.

It's 2 payments of $1000, which is enough for me to pay rent for 3 months. Based Trump making sure people don't lose their homes or starve because of this bullshit virus.

Make sure he sign the assisted suicide form before you pull the trigger.

yea and not even a decent shotgun. just a cheap chinese shotgun and maybe a box of cheap shells. half of wich will probably misfire so it'll take a few tries before it finally goes off.

We should give it to the banks instead, right rabbi?

do i get 1k neet bucks if im not employed?

When you think about saving a little money is your suicide where you normally start?

I could use that $1000. I'm stuck 100 miles away from home and all I have in case of the boog is my conceal carry and four bullets.

>the mag holds 5 but the last one is saved for myself

only sad depressed people kill themselves

The ethernet or charging cable you used to post is all you need, OP.

Source on this one time payment news?

I just might take you up on that here in a few weeks, bud. I'll let you fuck my sister and my wife if you don't make me kneel before vacating my skull.

just give everyone a gun with one bullet

better option

not anymore, $1000 might get you a .22 if you buy it on the black market but you're too late noguns fag

get a mossberg maverick 88. But use it against Tyrone and Jamal, not yourself.

Hehe I love that kitten's face

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thanks, it's going straight into my land lords pocket.

Europe here, so what's the best thing you can do for a thousand buck, given your purchasing power in the states? Assuming you cover food with other money

No. Only tax paying, employed American adults are getting the two(2) $1000 Trumpbux payments.

Imagine thinking Based Trump is going to reward the parasitic bums we're praying the chinkflu eliminates.

Lol how poor are you? I'm buying a new bike for the lulz.

Ching chong ching (that looks yummy)

Your boi pucci

Citation?

Do people on ssi get it?

What kind of faggot law only lets you have 5 bullets?

It's not a one-time payment shill.

shitty ones from a pawn shop go for like 80 bucks

think positive. it's enough to buy a shotgun and blow the brains out of other people, at which point you can collect their $1000 and anything else of value that they owned

the gun license will cost you extra fag.

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this isnt cod warzone user...wait.

>shitty shotguns are like 200 bucks
what kind of shitry loser blows his brains out with a shitty $200.00 shotgun.

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this fag is spreading false info
anyone over 18 gets trumpbux you fucking nigger

Why is every Yas Forumstard burger assuming this. Would love to see the source on this.
If your government gives free money to people and exclude people based on bullshit the chimpout would be amazing. Not that i wouldnt like to see a nice comfy civil war in your jew infested shithole but i hardly believe that DT is that stupid.

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Shhhhh. Don't spill the beans for the lazy niggers ITT

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I say wipe everyone's debt, give em all a million dollars and wish them luck. If you fuck up with a clean slate and a million dollars you're on your own

kek

They don’t give money to NEETS

>license
You only need a license to carry concealed pistols, you don't need one to buy any kind of longbarrel weapon. I live in Louisiana and I can buy every gun in a fucking gun store so long as I have the cash and my state ID.

That said, buy a pistol OP, use it to acquire other people's NEETbux.

>Implying you are getting $1000 at all
Oh sweetie..

I usually blow a grand at the casino on slots in a few hours. Wtf is 1k suppose to do really?

We like to live in a just world. Let us have it please.

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>exclude people based on bullshit
YOU NEED TO BE THIS TALL TO RIDE THE RIDE

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>he doesn't build a pipe-gun and spend the remaining 950 dollars on a hooker before blowing his brain out

I can find you a gun for like 50 bucks, if you're gonna kys let me get the other $950 if you ain't gonna be needing it

>$1,000
that's gonna be a pretty nice shotgun

Well that one guy used a Kek-Tec shotgun to go out, that’s $1300 right there.
If you’re gonna kill yourself with a shot tie, you really only need a single barrel. Double barrel if you have bad aim. Head about a dude who bought himself a .410 to off himself. He went to the beach, picked a nice spot. Then he had bad shot placement, and shot his face off. From what I read there was a blood trail from the nice little spot he picked to die all the way back to his car, then a bloody mess as he tried to search for the box of shells in his car by hand.

casinos are closing/closed user

>jew infested shithole

At least we don't give our money DIRECTLY to kikes like you do! We syphon it through Israel first!!!

Oh fuck, you're right.

>angry depressed people kill others and let the cops kill them

seeing as you can't get evicted it should be really helpful.

It's actually enough to get a gaming console and some games, pretty based.

Kurt Cobain?

The dollar might just worth 20 cents if this stuff lasts past summer

they already get gibs, why would they need more

>.410 instead of 12 gauge
retard confirmed

Ikr? What are you saving the rest for a down payment lol? Go big or dont kill yourself.

>the chimpout would be amazing
Yeah. Sounds good