ITT: Trips tell us what the next global happening will be

AYYYY LMAO WITH LAZERS

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new black plague

We'll all make it.dont worry.

Super Volcano followed by alien intervention

I'll get gf

Aliens arrive and they're not nice

the world burns and everyone dies

hitler comes back from the dead

Meteor Impacts a Mayor City!

Aids outbreak

rolll

Aliens arrive and they replace us

Jesus comes back.

Nigeria will be a big superpower.

cum rains down from the sky

The second Great Depression

Yahshua returns.
Most will not make it.

Widespread plague on west coast US.

Pedos get BTFO, global financial reset, I get to say itoldyaso to everyone I know.

Aliens arrive and eat us as food

And we shall have... Peace!

Cities in Europe start rioting

Corona mutates into zombie virus

Black Hebrews userp the American government

Masturbation machines

Bud Light virus

Hollow earth beings wage war on surfacefags

Nuclear incident

A third of earth's population disappears in a night

Qpiss

bioroids impersonate humans

Full recovery, my 401k triples in 6 months

Jesus descends down from heaven and declares that as of today all anime is sinful.

European race wars

Q user will be real and mass arrests will happen

2nd seal opened

jesus returns to earth

God will destroy false religion, then Armageddon

9/11 2

Trips or not. This.

Trump wins reelection

There won't be a next

We will have a white ethno state

Something gay

We witness the military use the rod of god

mass chimpouts result in race war

project bluebeam

Ron Paul goes rogue and takes over the White House, and finishes what Hitler started

7-1 5+1

Meteor hits Israel
amen

Great depression 2, followed by the collapse of the USD, followed by people using gold, followed by executive order 6102 2, followed by people using crypto followed by glorious anarchocapitalism.

1/3rd of the population wiped out in a blaze of fire, as if from a phoenix erupting from the sun.

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fitler gets doxxed and strung up

Disclosure

god isn’t real.

So close...

Yas Forums has always been a Christian board.
Are you lost? Reddit’s atheism board is extremely popular, maybe you belong there?

The world just explodes

there won't be one.

AI singularity

ww3 and civil war simultaneously

War with aliens.

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Christ returns

Astoroth makes contact

Solar flares destroy all communication systems, sinking the economy and changing it forever

Newborns (all male) will be created in labs. Females will be replaced by AI sexbots.

we don't get gfs

Crypto isn't a good alternative to money

Gold is
but Crypto is a controlled meme

GLOBAL FAMINE

new black plague

Niggers will be eradicated from the face of the earth.

Major Earthquake in the Pacific

>global happening
Pence's love child will become common knowledge.

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EMP

4th Reich: American Boogaloo

What is happening right now

yellowstone

Ayy gf's for everyone, full disclosure
Fucking checkem

Friday, but no one will notice

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vampires

Giant Civil War

You already live in one

I get the trips.

Godzilla

Oh shit

Trump declares Global Peace after all countries come together to fight CoVid-19, shortly after foreign star destroyers warp in from hyperspace and become our new threat to humanity. Trump reveals that we have been part of an ongoing spacewar for centuries now and reveals which side of it we are on and how they've been digging minerals in the Mariana Trench. Unveils a new Global Space Force Program for the normies, much like Ender's Game by Orsen Scott Card. Also, 3D rendered waifus get better

Quads doesn't count....r-right?

space butthole

Oh shit checked

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rut ro

not trips but absolutely checked and witnessed.

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>quads
winrar

Checked.... ooh, so close

Massive tidal wave. 100 feet tall sweeping across the land.

!!!!!!!

ITS THE QUAD HAPPENING

Communism BTFO forever

Dammit

Oh fuck

A-user?!

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Mass infertility leading to our extinction. Children of Men style.

I’m sorry I had to do this to you.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

BINGO

Is what NASA will think while they observe it
Up till the big Oy Veeyy

China believing everyone else is down will invade Taiwan (it has to otherwise it misses it's proclaimed Taiwan will be a part of China by 2020 window)

Check em
Jesus coming back

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The whole world has NEETbux and anime girls become real. Bonus: We can implant our brains into immortal anime girl bodies.

Sadism will go away. Those who hurt the innocent will be punished and vanish.

US is fucked

Begone rat

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PREPARE YOUR ANGUS FOR ETERNAL HELLFIRE

niggers tongue my anus

God wins

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Tartarians take revenge on the jews for the destruction and usurpation of their empire and magical knowledge.

3 days of darkness

Anti Christ appears

Weekend at Bidens

Trump executes all "pedophiles, child traffickers and traitorous politicians" during the lockdown.

The only way to get the gears of the global economy moving again is total war with Russia and China and Saudi Arabia and Israel

all white men sissified and made to be subservient to the BBC

African invasion of Israel

Sage will grow in all fields. Screenshot this post.

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China doubles down and releases a worse virus.

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AH WE JUMPED STRAIGHT TO QUADS

and so say we all

Were in a constant happening

I get a big tiddy gf

ooooh so close reroll

Terrorist attack on nuclear plant

Iran goes nuclear
Sayonara Tel Aviv

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those digits, it official pack it up boys

Jesus
Dont give them ideas

Rerolling for Yellowstone trips not quads

NO SHIP
>I AM SAVED FOR I HAVE BEEN LEFT BEHIND

Aliens

Quads of doom.

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It's not really a biblical prophecy if everything going on in the world has been manufactured by us for this one big event to bring in the nwo

First Utah earthquake thread double get, now this
It was nice knowing you mutts, I'll stay safe with Corona-chan

Why the fuck would you do this

also rerolling for trips on yellow stone

>SARS 3 confirmed by god

I know there was quads, but... this is... holy shit..
Reckon it'd be communism?

Ecuador what have you done!

MegaTen will become real and Yas Forums will be the ones to determine if the new universe will be that of LAW, NEUTRAL, or CHAOS.

This one is plausible, also checked

Nah nah
Thats quads not trips
Doesnt count

strike us down with lightning almighty one

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Some say a comet will fall from the sky
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves
Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits

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sssshhhhhhieeeeeeeeettt

Yellowstone blows and the government goes dark

Fug. It ogre

Intermarium

Corona pandemic is cancelled