PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BERNED OUT EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/VP Pence meet w/Tourism CEOs 3/17/20
c-span.org/video/?470443-1/
youtu.be/rKJfSQiHq2k
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/17/20
c-span.org/video/?470426-1/
youtu.be/vvdjqrxSOFk
>VP Pence on Hannity 3/17/20
youtu.be/zputIeQFfhQ
>DefSec Esper on FoxNews 3/17/20
youtu.be/df9i6HoNTeo
>TreasSec Mnuchin comments to reporters @US Capitol 3/17/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6142363405001/
c-span.org/video/?470420-102/
>WHTradeDir Navarro on FoxNews 3/17/20
youtu.be/mMFpHPRjD40
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on F&F 3/17/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142245773001
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on GMA 3/17/20
youtu.be/esmyici9j2c
>SG Adams on Dobbs 3/17/20
youtu.be/Kx3ZhMLXMcs
>SG Adams on CBSEveningNews 3/17/20
youtu.be/juPo_MofDww
>SG Adams on FoxNews 3/17/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142382104001
>NIAIDDir Fauci on Ingraham 3/17/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142444949001
>NIAIDDir Fauci on HughHewittShow 3/17/20
youtu.be/bCewGwImZn8
>Trump2020StratCommsDir Lotter on America 1st w/Gorka 3/17/20
youtu.be/fhSlTsiCCuQ (pt1)
youtu.be/2o-XqeL4LzU (pt2)
>HHSVideo: Stop Corona-chan Spread: 6 Effective Steps to Stay Safe 3/17/20
youtu.be/P6xqcBBds_k
>WHVideo: What is Social Distancing? 3/17/20
youtu.be/Nlyxz2X97Do
>WHVideo: Slow The Spread 3/17/20
youtu.be/x-dgPWY-UMk

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you have now entered the
M A L A R K E Y Z O N E

BASED

>In an interview on Sunday with CNN affiliate CNN Brasil, Bolsonaro called preventive measures, such as banning mass events, "hysteria," and said that the economy came first. "When you ban football and other things, you fall into hysteria. Banning this and that isn't going to contain the spread," he said.

>"We should take steps, the virus could turn into a fairly serious issue. But the economy has to function because we can't have a wave of unemployment," he added.

> "This virus brought a certain hysteria and some governors, in my view, I could be wrong, are adopting measures that could hurt our economy a lot."

cnn.com/2020/03/17/americas/coronavirus-brazil-bolsonaro-intl/index.html

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Will Republicans finally embrace National Socialism after the pandemic is over? Trump is paving the way for a smooth transition. Even neocons like Romney are on board.

MAGA

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No arrests for theft in NYC. You hear that, niggers? This is your time to prep.

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>300
Nice job, baker.

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REMINDER, THE WORLD IS FOR AMERICA AND ALWAYS BE FOR AMERICA

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What are you going to do with your yangtrumpcervezabux?
Good answers are blessed by the money printer
*brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

>Kathy Griffin’s mom is dead

Here’s a tribute.

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>invisible enemy
>blue checks scream antisemitic dogwhistle

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Trump is done. Biden will kill him.

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It's sort of starting already.

it's why they call me best baker

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Send it to her.

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based trump is going full marxist leninist these days

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>Was a hardcore Marxist in 2015
>Joined the GOP in 2016 and since
>Now this shit is haunting me

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Colt Delta Elite.

Biden doesn't even know who Biden is.

kathy griffin looks like a zombie bitch since she ran out of adrenochrome

never thought I'd see the day /ptg/ is the slowest general
even brit/pol/ is faster now

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t. xi

based

MAGA

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keksimus maximus

>did taxes last year
DO I GET TRUMPBUCKS?

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>Drumpf is a socialist
lolwut

kek

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I really hope that's not the requirement.

>called bernie quitting
>get to booli huggers mercilessly about the meaty ness of the corona burger.
>might even get a few trumo bux

who else here feeling pretty smugs.

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MAGA

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>not wanting to be comfy
Begone, wench.

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do they or are you expecting heavy kvetching?

A lot of the usual (((activity))) is in /cvg/.

very based and deserve-pilled

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>New uses

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>it's why they call me best baker
Did a shill write this???

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Good times mane

>Based? How am I based?

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limiting the stimulus payments to people who paid income tax would be racist

>Trump going full Marxist
>Commies fucking mad

This timeline is weird

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Thats a huge pill to swallow

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>readily available and generally cheap
I predict pharma suicides.

>mfw Trump runs to the left of Biden

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Trump NOW

>youtube.com/watch?v=Ko2AEK4W2zk

>that feel when Boeing literally did every stupid decision possible before this all started but will still get GIBMONIPLS
If you need to raise capital you put out more stock offerings.

If you think that helps Biden you're stupid. Q3 economic numbers come out like 2 weeks before the election. 8% GDP growth right before the election is a huge boon for Trump.

remember the trump's infrastructure plan?
well, trump is gonna put lumpemproles at working camps

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I’m really not sure it can be done any other way.

TDS is their fixed star. EVERYTHING ELSE in their world is subordinate to ORANGE MAN BAD.

He's putting the 'soc' back in NatSoc.

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Trumpbucks when

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oops...probably will happen soon tho

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NYC LOOT CREW REPORT IN

SECURE THAT PS5 AT ANY COST

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So let me get this straight. Trump is a nationalist. But also a socialist? I can't quite put my finger on it.

The only requirement is that you must know the 14 words.

He was always /ourguy/

jeff flake warned us that trump was like stalin

It's spelled NadSac

>finally shedding boomer neoconism to mebrace natsoc
BASED

At some point Bannon made a joke and said "I'm a Leninist, I want to destroy the state" or some such. Discord trannies went "WE'VE GOT HIM NOW! DRUMPF IS FINISHED".

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Fake & gay, faggot.

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hmmm is such a combination even possible? what would that be called, some sort of socnal?

which one's the mother?

yawn put more efforts into your fakes

Sinot

>hundreds of thousands lose jobs
>hurr lets have a sales tax holiday
LMAO

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Whipping those reporters out of the Whitehouse like they are circus animals lmao

That's not even bad considering the entire country has been shut down. It'll make Trump look like a God to even liberals when he's given them free money and minimal fatalities.

I just do not see how that name will ever catch on.

he cant run on the economy anymore so you gotta switch it up

pretty much the same except replace kvetching with chinking

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> HE BOUGHT THE DIP
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

> pic semirelated
One of my regrets, not having watched Kimetsu no yaiba while it was airing

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i saw that and was laughing

I want to keep them low quality. That way, /ptg/ will argue against the underlying concept, feeling safe it's a shill. Then, when it actually becomes true, all you retards will have to flip-flop again to save face for sassy daddy.

Do better

Taking bets on this guys leanings

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>antivirals kills viruses
I heard paper towels can pick up other liquids than water, scientists testing this now.

MAGA
also salt time

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If the shills weren't retarded, they wouldn't be leftists.

what the fuck is even going on anymore? i feel like im taking crazy pills

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partial closing between the US-mexico border is about to happen

hahahahahahhahaha, IT IS REALLY HAPPENING

Now you're just being ridiculous. I speak with full authority of the regime when I say that there is NO kkkgb. There never was. It doesn't exist. You imagined it. Swamp gas from bigfoots ass. They didn't take your family and send them to deportation camps. They aren't going to take you away for a free helicopter ride over the wall.

>Angela Merkel: Coronavirus Germany's greatest challenge since World War II

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1488+1776=2285

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>psst. hey kid.. No Refunds.

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HOW CAN OTHER BAKERS EVEN COMPETE

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>still no hard right socially, distributist on economics president
Press F

From which side?

Which one is this? Better not include any fucking abortion or DACA gibs

That's how they've always been given out

>texas
>mistakes being an asshole for "edgy sense of humor"
100% a trump supporter

just regular aids

Yeah that was fantastic

It always amuses me when the white house has to heard the press around like a bunch of retarded 4th graders.

We knew it was a pandemic all along Bro!

how many dicks do you suck per day user?
i'd guess a dozen minimum.

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FUCK off I'm in NH. Give me my trumbux or fucking else.

oh and also

HELLO PLEASE

What has happened today? How have threads been?

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from trump's side

let's be honest

tulsi's gonna win this, right?

Don't booli her. She's a girl who doesn't even have a 4-wheeler.

>not even a recession

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should I raise some chickens this spring? I should probably start the garden now.

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Yes and yes.

Bro how the fuck doesn't Mexico have any major outbreaks?

One passed by the house; paid sick leave, free testing and expanded unemployment.

It’s a minor package, the big one (with trumpbux) is being finalized right now

> they
Voices in your head do not count user

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>everyone’s comfy at home
>google uncucks itself
pic related

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promising
back to the drawing board I guess, how about sonatil
I dont even know anymore either lol.

None, as I'm not homosexual. Although, I don't think that's anything to be ashamed of.

This is the shit that the rest of Yas Forums latches on to and hates about /ptg/.

Aqua best Konosuba.

>not even a recession
>U3 still lower than Obama

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>only two quarters of recession
Does it need to be three or four? I mean, a surplus has to be four for it to count, so...

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she made the bet with me. I told her it was a dum kot move to bet against my mega brains.

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Buying the dip

A recession is two quarters of contraction, Drumpftard

>election season AND a global pandemic at the same time

It's been a while since I've been this happy thank you Yas Forums

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They probably do, but everything in Mexico is so backwards and corrupt, they'll never know.

>how the fuck doesn't Mexico have any major outbreaks?

Remember on Fear the Walking Dead when they went to Mexico and nothing had changed?

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Useless goddess.

>planning ahead 500-1000 years
Whoever believes in the waterfall model is clearly retarded.

oh i thought it was 3

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I want to spoil her.

> What has happened today?
Other than the imposing subjects (Coronavirus, potential TrumpBux) highlight of the day would be the whole western world shutting down their borders, including the US-Canada border.
Also Trump getting some reporter to repeat "Kung Flu" live for the nation some three times

> How have threads been?
Funny, but not "haha" funny but "despair for some, lulz for others" funny

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why would they do that?

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Delusional little kikes, aren't they?

we 1929 now, big day today
no one is working, oil prices are going crazy, airline stocks plummeting, cancellations ongoing, heading for deep recession at best if things don't change now. politicians might print us all money. bernie is done, so primary season is over. i'm sure you have news you yourself could contribute

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rightly so too

>the rest of Yas Forums

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>DiscoConspiracy

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Qcumbers think Trump took control of Google, Faceberg and Twatter.

Aqua best girl!

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how many should i buy?

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Their censorship staff got laid off or can't work remotely.

>HOW CAN OTHER BAKERS EVEN COMPETE
With lewd anime grills in MAGA hats!

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he kinda is, since the virus thing

Agreed

That doesn't seem that bad all things considered.

lol. I was just watching the last D debate.

Biden slipped up and said "undocumented alien" and then corrected himself. Dementia Joe accidentally reveals his power level

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on a real note, what the fuck is going on with Google? this is but one of hundreds of examples I've seen of Google filters being fucked up in the past month or two

Post the hatted one!

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>Bernie overperforms in AZ and IL
>still like half of the delegates left
>gaining because of economic crisis
>"OY VEY BETTER DROP OUT, WE'RE NOT MEANT TO WIN"

It's all so fake

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Dogs do enjoy being spoiled.

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Sweet

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Undocumented alien?? What is this the men in Black?

AWOOVEMENT!

What news today /ptg/?

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All of them. But not Salsa. If you buy Salsa with it you have to go back

lulz you guys are finns now

god i want these people to do a backflip off a tall building

NOOOOOOO HE CAN'T DO THAT

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HOT TAKE:

THE CORONA VIRUS WAS INTENTIONALLY RELEASED AND THE ENSUING PANIC IS A COORDINATED EFFORT TO PLUNGE THE STOCK MARKET AND MAKE SURE TRUMP DOESNT GET RE-ELECTED

Why contain it?

Friendly reminder to absolutely dab on your neighborhood and remind them who is the fucking king shit on the block.

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>Trump can just order the news to fake the polls on his behalf

> Post the hatted one!
I wish, any hatter that wants to help would be loved forever

>portubro misrepresenting MILFs again
Yep, that's going in your record too.

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You would think that once something was censored it would remain censored unless it was manually uncensored, I doubt they need a workforce to constantly monitor google's search results.

Things that were filtered are not filtered now. If new things weren't being filtered but old stuff still was, I would think this was the answer, but since old stuff is becoming uncensored, it doesn't make sense to me.

>tfw everyone steals my "hot take" from several threads ago

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Duh

Duh. It's not working though.

This is Nationalist Interventionism. The crisis is cementing Trump's push to make a Republican party that actually responds to crisis instead of Hoovers around waiting for things to blow over.

>HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME

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hotter take, woman licker and daughter kisser joe biden is not gonna win during a pandemic

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I’d love to stick my middle finger up your ass and leave it in there for 10 minutes. I would be able to feel my finger warm as your butthole moulds and tightens around my finger. You contract your ass tube and I can feel a little nug nudging my finger. After the 10 minutes I’d pull out my finger and inspect the brown juice and light coating of poo paste on my fingernails. Then, I would smell my finger while looking at you in the eyes. Finally, I would lick and suck my finger and taste what you had for breakfast that morning, eyes watering and tongue burning.

>I wish, any hatter that wants to help would be loved forever
A lot of them were hatted a long time ago. Also season 3 when?

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if the president talking about eliminating a literal disease sets you off that's a red flag that you are in fact the asshole.

>crime wave sweeps NYC and California
>Trump runs on crime prevention
>wins all 50 states

If rural California voted like rural Texas, California would be a swing state.

>oh god help
>i got the Chink COOF of Death from Wuhan!
the zoomer haircut make it obvious who he's aligned to

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How many times are they going to Tweet the same Tweet? Hes not going to stop saying it. The media is complicit.

OY VEY STOP THIS ANTISEMITISM AT ONCE

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