/cvg/ Corona Virus General #2245 PROTECT YOUR WAIFU EDITION

► Detected: 212,789 ► Died: 8,787

>NEWS
Coronavirus is airborne, WHO officials confirm
archive.is/ufDZK

France under lockdown, 66 million people
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Millions of Americans to lose their jobs
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Robbers grab 100,000 surgical masks at gunpoint in Ukraine
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>RESEARCH
Dogs can be carriers of the virus
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nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
archive.is/Nr8N7

25 year old nurse dies in Iran
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Virus affects blood circulation
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>REMINDER
4900 deaths across 182 cities in Iran, Iran opposition estimates
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US prepares for 4.8 million hospitalizations
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Spain only testing high risk cases
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Australia expects 1.5 million infected
archive.is/KqjHY

>LATEST CASES
10:10: 463 new cases in Germany.
10:02: First case in Djibouti.
09:31: First 3 cases in Kyrgyzstan. All three had returned from a pilgrimage to Saudi Arabia.
09:15: 35 new cases and 1 new death in Norway.
09:03: First death in Moldova. The patient was a 61-year-old woman who was admitted to hospital after returning from Italy. She had underlying issues such as stage 2 hypertension and type 2 diabetes.
08:40: 63 new cases and 1 new death in Luxembourg.
07:59: 139 new cases in Austria.

>MORE
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WHO recap: latest recap

>Intro-WN
Ebola epidemic ended, Covid is our new friend now.
80% are "from the western pacific and europe"
"don't assume you won't be affected, prepare as if you will be"
countries must isolate,treat,test and trace this is the best hope to prevent widespread community transmission
SK leading example on how to deal with outbreaks
mild cases should be isolated, if not possible use community facilities
WHO organizing a study with multiple countries to find a treatment
we called this study solidarity trial

Q&A
>too few tests?
"depends on amount of suspected cases
every suspected case should be tested"-WB
>Africa and big religious gatherings?
"currently low but may be higher due to low testing
limit large gatherings"-WB
"prepare for the worst,prepare today
africa,my continent should wake up"-WN
>sanctions&Iran?
"WHO supplies ppe and more through sanctions"-WB
"we're in contact with senior officials in Iran&US"-WN
>CFR variation?
"could be due to agressive testing and/or overload of hc system/age profile
"A significant number of YOUNG and HEALTHY adults can develop seriously"-WB
"depends on where clusters form,important to look at the "why" of cfr"-G
>Children?
"children can get it, but we don't know much
but symptoms are similiar to adults"-G
>shortage of tests in europe?
"they're scaling them up over the past few weeks
the important thing is tracing tho"-WB
"increase number of labs"-G
>treatments?
"5 therapeutics currently evaluated"-WB
"focus on reduction of time/mortality"-T
>oppositions in politics?
"all of gov approach needed"-WB
>supplies?
"great disruption, working closely with logistics agencies to maximize supply"-WB
"individuals need to help in fighting this"-G
>testing kits?
"depends on supplies of each country"-WB
"reagents hard to find since most were made in china
+200 companies working on it atm"-?
>Racism?
"viruses know no borders
time for facts and solidarity
there is no blame in this"-WB
"we've seen international solidarity"-G

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She's still clean, right bro's?

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It's fucking nothing. The numbers will start dropping tomorrow

Who wants a 120% gain on their investment?

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FIRST WAVE ANONS!

SEE YOU AGAIN SOON!

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Don't stockpile shame me.

>Dead: 8,908
lol, still only 8,908.
How many days has it 󠘁been stuck at 8,908? Four days? Five days?

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First for mommy

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Heh heh. I love this post.

GET 'EM, CORONA-CHAN!

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How you spending your Corona time?
I'm watching Arteezy

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>tfw the experts have no idea what they're talking about

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>US State Leaderboard
129 total deaths
19/50 states on the board

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA:
55 deaths
>NY:
20 deaths
>CA:
17 deaths
>FL:
7 deaths
>LA:
6 deaths
>NJ:
5 deaths
>TX:
3 deaths
>CO, IN, OR, VA:
2 deaths
>GA, IL, KS, KY, MI, NV, SC, SD:
1 death

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Post one, get one for free

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"a-a-any day now"
didn't you say italy would drop today?
how did that turn out?
how many more days? four days? five days?

PREPPERS AND DOOMERS BTFO
twitter.com/FoodProfessor/status/1240301424283615232

TO THE FELLOW POSTING THE SONG THEY JUST WROTE IN EVERY THREAD
NOT YOUR SONG
WAS ALREADY SANG 2 MONTHS AGO NEWFAG
WHILE YOU WERE BUSY NOTHINGBURGERING THERE WERE MIXES BEING MADE
STOP BEING A FAGGOT, YOU ARE NOT CREATIVE
STOP APPROPRIATING OUR CULTURE
youtube.com/watch?v=dC5rc8EUs2A&lc=z23ewztr1t2gyx0kzacdp43b2tyyy5r0b534s5klrotw03c010c

starting to get a bit worried chaps

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Frens, what is this NAMRU-3 american virus research group?

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cite full file number

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I hope this is a sinus infection bros. I’ve been in my house since Friday. My dad is high risk and lives with me.

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

first wave still here though

You know, they didn't just start with bats...

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You are becoming too slow, Gary. Too weak

How much is enough food? I've stockpiled probably $700 worth of stuff. No massive gluttonous 25lb bags of beans/rice though unfortunately (everywhere is out of those). But tons of chicken, tuna, pork chops, sardines, pasta, sauce, vegetables, peanut butter, etc.

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can someone write a script to automatically send me to the next /cvg/?

these threads are moving OBSCENELY fast.

from my analysis of 100 threads (from 4plebs archive),the average time from post 1 to the thread limit is

Not kidding

8 minutes.

EIGHT FUCKING MINUTES.

this needs to be a sticky already.

American students continue to party and indulge in degeneracy despite the quarantine
youtube.com/watch?v=Gmm2se1HXOM

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What was her name again?

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Real Doc here, any medfag have already tried a shock terapy with Trasfervil-LS or Glandosir 500mg?

My patient (45, male) is still under heavy blastocities fumigations and still no improvements.
Tried with heavy IV infusions of Brawdosir (750ml/h) and with Xenodefvir-500 and the TxCx is still over 0.9000ppm/sec. I'm literally blind on how to proceed now:
>LI.ST. tests negative
>K-ligtase reading on the norm
>PEEP nominal and VBS more or less stable on 980M/sf
>CR.T. modulations stable at 75Mhz, no overscan detected
>V.HS. tapes still rolling without much demagnetizations.

Solutions? Suggestions?

Missing traffic in Beijing, today and past week. China not back to normal.

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no

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I just hope that Mommy stays safe from the virus. It is her birthday today and the party was cancelled.

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120% of 0 is 0

Is there much variance between your states on how they are handling it? Or do they all follow federal guidance?

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8787 deaths and NOT A SINGLE WHITE DEATH YET.

i live in a remodeled bed and breakfast where like 8-10 people are using the same kitchen

and they're all sloppy little zoomer college kids. The kitchen is so gross AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It's still worth it right bro's?
Sure your hopa will likely be born with:
>a tail
>and weak lungs
>probably look nothing like you
but hey at least he'll be good at math, right!?

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Traffic is back up in all of China EXCEPT Wuhan. China is really getting back to work, guys. It's over.
>Traffic is back up in all of China EXCEPT Wuhan. China is really getting back to work, guys. It's over.
Traffic is back up in all of China EXCEPT Wuhan. China is really getting back to work, guys. It's over.
>Traffic is back up in all of China EXCEPT Wuhan. China is really getting back to work, guys. It's over.
Traffic is back up in all of China EXCEPT Wuhan. China is really getting back to work, guys. It's over.
>Traffic is back up in all of China EXCEPT Wuhan. China is really getting back to work, guys. It's over.
Traffic is back up in all of China EXCEPT Wuhan. China is really getting back to work, guys. It's over.
>Traffic is back up in all of China EXCEPT Wuhan. China is really getting back to work, guys. It's over.
Traffic is back up in all of China EXCEPT Wuhan. China is really getting back to work, guys. It's over.
>Traffic is back up in all of China EXCEPT Wuhan. China is really getting back to work, guys. It's over.
Traffic is back up in all of China EXCEPT Wuhan. China is really getting back to work, guys. It's over.
>Traffic is back up in all of China EXCEPT Wuhan. China is really getting back to work, guys. It's over.
Traffic is back up in all of China EXCEPT Wuhan. China is really getting back to work, guys. It's over.
>Traffic is back up in all of China EXCEPT Wuhan. China is really getting back to work, guys. It's over.
Traffic is back up in all of China EXCEPT Wuhan. China is really getting back to work, guys. It's over.
>Traffic is back up in all of China EXCEPT Wuhan. China is really getting back to work, guys. It's over.
Traffic is back up in all of China EXCEPT Wuhan. China is really getting back to work, guys. It's over.
>Traffic is back up in all of China EXCEPT Wuhan. China is really getting back to work, guys. It's over.
Traffic is back up in all of China EXCEPT Wuhan. China is really getting back to work, guys. It's over.

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who has the prediction screenshot? the big black one. im on a pc now..want to read it

how they doing in china now? I heard a while back hospitals were empty because everybody who could get it, did.
also Italy? how bads the lockdown there?
there was an Italian here a while back saying it wasn't that bad, and they could still go out

You are now my bunker bf

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No larp here. I had it. Wasn't that bad

Lungs are fucked up though. Not even kidding. My lower right lung doesn't .. feel the same anymore

Can probably still run a solid mile time. Healthy male, 28 years old. Great diet/fitness non smoker

proof?

Sniffles: Destroyer of Boomers

216,838

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>12,300 in Germany
PLEASE STOP GOING UP

hahaha fucking hell I can't wait for them to gasp for air

Italy reporting 2978 dead and 35713 inected.

>8.3% dead
>Eight point fucking three percent dead.

>shitposting music stops

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Fake news.

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>from my analysis of 100 threads
why did you do that?
4stats.io/

Dutch minister of health collapsed during a debate
youtube.com/watch?v=UsP642RX9Yo

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>Solutions? Suggestions?
Have you tried chakra balancing therapy with crystals? Leaches? Rebooting the machine?

Here’s a better version
I was the one who coloured it

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BRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>half the posts are just schizos reposting the same message, thread after thread
/cvg/ getting a tad shitty, lately.

Lol what? It's just slightly under average.

tomtom.com/en_gb/traffic-index/beijing-traffic

Seattle is down, but that doesn't mean everyone in Seattle is dead now does it?

Every time cvg got thing was fill porn and BBC

>when you realize it's because everyone in wuhan died

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>as it turns out, this infection is actually dangerous
are women retarded or what

>WHO says to test everyone all the time
>almost all the countries refuse testing
Can someone explain it to me? That doesn't make sense, what the fuck?

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So what’s really happening in China? Are they just dead now?

FUCK THE STICKY!

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Sounds good user, make sure you've got your pets covered for food too. Also don't forget about home protection, whatever route you choose.

what else are we supposed to do under lockdown?

Apparently acquiring herdimmunity is a painful process eh

How dead is your state? Here's mine.

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Tests cost money
You dying doesn't
Simple as

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Don't say bad things about Mommy please.

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>50-60%
>slightly
Sure thing copemax

Thanks for the recommendations

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I will be very happy when you die and can no longer post here. Soon.

Fuck Chinese shills are annoying

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Burgers, what happened to your women? I tried to find at least one cutie in this video and failed.

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post link pls

>2245 THREADS FOR A FLU

#TrumpPlague
#TrumpPandemic
#TrumpVirus

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>almost all the countries refuse testing
Except South Korea.

Better than a sticky would just be a new board, /cv/

>Can someone explain it to me?
it would look really bad if they tested everyone and found loads of cases
remember the shitshow when china had 14k in one day?
now imagine that but in every country for days

Thanks drawfag

>recovered to death rate is 42.5%

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tomtom.com/en_gb/traffic-index/beijing-traffic
tomtom.com/en_gb/traffic-index/chongqing-traffic
tomtom.com/en_gb/traffic-index/nanjing-traffic

Shitty baker.

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heh

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It's not influenza. It's a coronavirus.

>Report unusual behavior.
>Barricade you homes.
>Avoid all contact with infected individuals.
>Wait for official instructions.
bitchute.com/video/rgsuPRlWlLlf/

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dont resist her love

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>this needs to be a sticky already.
FUCK OFF TOURIST

I made my point about Seattle already.

Do you know about the filters user?

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newfag no
sticky was done in the first couple of weeks
it sucks and you suck
go nothingburger some more

ldh.la.gov/Coronavirus/

Can you make a smug corona posing like pic rel ?

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>2245 THREADS FOR A COLD

Trying one more time
[email protected]

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El Salvador news
>"Nobody comes in, nobody gets out" edition

>Still zero cases
>Airport closed, nobody enters, nobody leaves
>All restaurants and such closed
>Still no significant shortages in stores (except for hand sanitizer and masks)
>streets pretty empty

Empty airport:
twitter.com/i/status/1240158218271240193

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The fagget forgot to take his nap. Apparantly he ain't even sick yet.

I don't know all that lingo but you could probably solve it by having the patient eat some crushed up raw garlic.

I wish I had a trap bunker bf

hydroxychloroquin?
>twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1240013889363824640

>thechronicle.com.au/news/cure-found-for-coronavirus-in-australia/3973564/

voting rights

Wait my ass

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> corona-chan killing all the boomers
> biden still got the fucking nomination
how did he do it

TWO WEEKS

Money

Demential testing is for found asymptomatics super spread contagious.

They all moved to Russia to find real men.

No, fuck stickies. For this happening it's not the good way to go.

Just in
Our minister of medical care and sports
Bruno Bruins
just collapsed for a moment during a debate about Corona virus
youtu.be/H991q5BhO7I

How likely is it that he has corona?

>music stops
Are you kidding? This is when it kicks up to 11. Brakes are dead, we on this ride til the last stop.

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A better comparison is China 2019. Oh wait, that's what the "missing traffic" is for.

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We desperately need this plague

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BASED MUMMY POSTER

POST MOAR MUMMYYYYY

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There are already three cures or treatments discovered. Why are these threads still being made?

IT MUMMY BIRTHDEY TODEY SHE 40 YERS OLD

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Everybody shut the fuck up Su Majestad Felipe VI King of Spain, King of Castile, of León, of Aragon, of the Two Sicilies (Naples and Sicily), of Jerusalem, of Navarre, of Granada, of Toledo, of Valencia, of Galicia, of Majorca, of Seville, of Sardinia, of Córdoba, of Corsica, of Murcia, of Menorca, of Jaén, of the Algarves, of Algeciras, of Gibraltar, of the Canary Islands, of the East Indies and the West Indies and of the Islands and Mainland of the Ocean Sea is about to speak
youtube.com/watch?v=iDjUCQJ_m8A

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americans are retarded

If this one day ends, do you think China will suffer any repercussions from this or will the world just magically forget about it and everything will return to how it was before this virus?

It's not rhinovirus or a human-coronavirus. It's a SARS-coronavirus.

Is there any positive news at all yet? I just lost my job due to corona and it's looking real grim right now. Wish I had a gun so I could end this nightmare quickly and painlessly.

No one wants to help you so fuck off

People keep dying

I didn’t draw it, just coloured it
I’m a colour-in heterosexual

Hello friend. Mummy is very beautiful and nice. I like Mummy a lot.

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Fuck Yeah Livon Labs finally shipped my liposomal Vitamin C. If any other anons need it they will take orders again on the 23

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Hope you the best

Based El Salvador president

Big if true

>magically forget
Not this time.

Someone convince biden that getting coronavirus will help his election chances

Those are just roastie college whores that party 24/7. They are not representative of all of our women

how do we meme the happening into stopping now haha

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skribbl.io/?09uYe0FSWQ8H

LETS

HAVE


FUUUUUUUUUN

Will try tonight Doc, a new batch of patients will come soon in /cvg/ hospital (last batch passed away, not all /cvg/ tips are working)

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m-mummy let me smelly yer feetee!!

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You guys have been saying this for months.

eng sub?

You Germans are tough motherfuckers compared to everyone else, so there's that.

>death to recovered rate is 43% in italy
>death to recovered rate is 54% in america

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>100 dead in USA
>OMG ITS FUCKING OVER AHHHHHHHH THE WORLDS ENDING PREPARE NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Happeningfags really clinging to this one huh?
Kinda cringe not gonna lie.

But of course, How could I forget
>MUHHH EVERYONE IS LYING AND HIDING THE TRUTH!!!11
Yes user, all the doctors and nurses and medical experts and scientists and virologists and news reporters and police and civilians and families of victims are all lying to us and concealing the truth.
Only we, here in these /cvg/ threads, know the real path and outcome of this virus.

Xi visited Wuhan last week; the traffic in all cities is up.
The carbon emissions are up, the people are back to work.
The numbers in South Korea, Singapore, Japan, etc... are dropping.
The death rate is far lower than you faggots are shilling, we have 100,000s if not million undetected because it's just a cold for most people.

It's sad to watch honestly, claimed-to-be grown men pissing themselves on a Mongolian basket-weaving form over a cold that is easily containable.

Let's be honest here, this virus is over hyped,

9/11 was a way bigger happening on here and in real life.
This will not have nearly the same impact, economically, socially or otherwise.

>Major Impact of 9/11, Something Corona will never do:
www.kqed.org/lowdown/14066/13-years-later-four-major-lasting-impacts-of-911
www.thebalance.com/how-the-9-11-attacks-still-affect-the-economy-today-3305536
www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economic_effects_of_the_September_11_attacks

Happening over.

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>Park Rangers
Why would you send some old guys that keep watch on trees to enforce a lockdown when you can send the US Postal Police? Or any of the other 300 law enforcement agencies that you have there.

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Fuck you, it needs to go all the way to the bitter end of the species.

Post them. I remember people posting the filters maybe more than a month ago, but the threads moved so much slower back then I never bothered.

there are no breaks on this train

Okay...

aaaaaand ONCE AGAIN...

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gonna have to post it again
THIS IS THE THE EQUIVALENT OF 9/11 TO GEN ALPHA
> THIS IS THE THE EQUIVALENT OF 9/11 TO GEN ALPHA
THIS IS THE THE EQUIVALENT OF 9/11 TO GEN ALPHA
> THIS IS THE THE EQUIVALENT OF 9/11 TO GEN ALPHA
THIS IS THE THE EQUIVALENT OF 9/11 TO GEN ALPHA

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Can't meme something people intentionally make to use away. You'd have to make the people go away.

>US State Leaderboard
130 total deaths
19/50 states on the board

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA:
55 deaths
>NY:
20 deaths
>CA:
17 deaths
>FL & LA:
7 deaths
>NJ:
5 deaths
>TX:
3 deaths
>CO, IN, OR, VA:
2 deaths
>GA, IL, KS, KY, MI, NV, SC, SD:
1 death

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Stock market under 20,000

I got one pack for an emergency because this shit is expensive. I keep taking some cheaper ones in a pill/tablet form for now.

I just remembered what I watched when I was 6 y.o. (Inuyasha) also Nardo, Fruit Basket, Digimon and some stuff like Tokyo Mew Mew.
>if you think Spice and Wolf is Family Friendly
How not? It's just some fairy tail about middle ages as I remember it.

50%
he either has it or he doesn't

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The stock market?

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can any NEW JERSEY anons confirm (or us anons too)

are SUB SHOPS still open?

i am going to go to jersey mikes for one last sub sandwich, and after that, i am going NOWHERE until this is over. im stocked up for 2 months and with these two giant sandwiches, i'll be good for longer.

ARE THEY CLOSED?

>Airborne
>Infectious two weeks after cured
What kind of fucking space aids is this?

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Waifu eternal,

Protec' her!

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why she look crazy?

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Nah it's a much much bigger happening

1488 mein juden in mincecraft

Does anyone have the twitter links to the videos of them barring people's doors up and stuff?

alabama here. 2 cases in my county. should i be worried? they’re still making me go to work.

Washington is one of the hardest hit states in the US by coronavirus. Your comparison would have been relevant maybe a month ago.

>crushed up raw garlic
In what dosage? 1 clover/hour may do?

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THE KING IS SPEAKING AHHH

Based

Who gives a fuck about spaniards?

What do you mean? Look at these beauties I just saw.

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I just risked becoming a coof for a failed blood donation. fuck being this much of a peasant

hey pudoo remeber wen its not wanted call she mummy

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I ordered three packages and honestly I have developed a dry cough. At the moment I have sodium ascorbate and pills but when I get it I am probably going to use 1 box right away 10g at a time

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Haha she is touching her benis

it's literally airborne aids

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Thanks bro... you stay safe too

DIGESTIVE SYMPTOMS WERE THE "CHIEF COMPLAINT" in nearly half of COVID-19 cases, small study says.

Goddamnit.

God Fucking Damnit.

I've been having the squirty shits for 2 days now, NO appetite whatsoever.

"According to the study, may initially present to the hospital with diarrhea, anorexia and vomiting, NOT RESPIRATORY SYMPTOMS"

HALF, fucking half of patients. Why the fuck was this an unknown for so long?

edition.cnn.com/world/live-news/coronavirus-outbreak-03-18-20-intl-hnk/index.html

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Actual doc here

This post is gibberish

>OHHH NOOO DISCOUNT STOCKS!!!!
Stop panicking over nothing.

It'll just bounce back as it always does.

What has been your lessons that you've learned during all of this?

Personally, mine are:
-Healthcare might actually be even more ill equipped than education, in all countries, despite all the fancy toys they have.
-We have too many useless "jobs", and we need to ramp up AI and machine labor, there shouldn't be this many people crying about not working
-Basic income is going to happen, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's not going to be cash
-There are certain kinds of people: People who listen, people who laugh.react harshly, and people who stay silent. The people who react harshly are unseemly.
-Entertainment was never a meme career. Absolutely everyone, even this thread, who asks for games and anime and books on the regular, wants something to be occupied.

and the biggest blackpill
There's no solution for healthcare. It can't be fully private, it can't be fully nationalized, mixing both makes it worse. If there had to be a field that we should make as autonomous as possible and with bleeding edge AI, it's healthcare. Too few doctors, and too much at stake on people that can themselves be unhealthy.

WASHINGTON NUMBA WAN

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Pretty likely

F

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Imagine coping this hard. Have fun not being able to breath.

The threads still move insanely fast because of all the spam and anime shit. It is difficult to actually discuss anything because the threads archive so fast. Filters won't fix that.

Dude, I live in Seattle. What are you trying to prove to me? People are still out living their lives, it's a slight hinderance, but its not the end of the world.

Thank you user.
Keep in mind that the fact that the country says that the airports need to enforce 14 day quarantine, it doesn't mean that it's happening. El Dorado has been pretty lax about this situation.

I think trihydridonitrogen could do better to stabilize the TxRx values under 0.90ppm/cm2 but I'll give it a go: in what dosage? 1.5ml? 3.5L? Before of after meals?

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panCAP adapted us government covid-19 response plan
PDF link: int.nyt.com/data/documenthelper/6819-covid-19-response-plan/d367f758bec47cad361f/optimized/full.pdf

>2 . A pandemic will last 18 months or longer and could include multiple waves of illness.

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It won't bounce back before the elections.

yes but i call her mummy now too

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Why has Chinese growth stopped? Is China lying to us or have they simply stopped doing tests?

theyre emphasizing testing and tracing because they want to know which strain theyre dealing with, the 4% death or the south american 15% mutant death

Actual real doc here

No it's perfectly understandable you larper

hey doc how fucked are we as Europe?

I always have diarrhea because of my alcoholism, how will I know if I'm infected

Enjoy your mass layoffs.

How much is enough food? I've stockpiled probably $700 worth of stuff. No massive gluttonous 25lb bags of beans/rice though unfortunately (everywhere is out of those). But tons of chicken, tuna, pork chops, sardines, pasta, sauce, vegetables, peanut butter, etc.

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That already happened.

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lungs are pretty good healers. might be back to normal in time. after all you can smoke for 40 years and your lungs will heal themselves maybe not fully but enough

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VENEZUELA BLOCKED COVID-19 INFORMATION PAGE LAUNCHED BY GUAIDÓ
twitter.com/vesinfiltro/status/1240312542251155456

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Much larger death toll, consequences and historical impact.

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>Lungs are fucked up though. Not even kidding. My lower right lung doesn't .. feel the same anymore
You have pulmonary fibrosis, dude.
That could be serious on its own.

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>941 deaths today

You guys reckon we can do it tomorrow?

>Dude, I live in Seattle
Prove it & name everyone there

>she ise hapy cuz its her birdayy

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Everyone in China is under house arrest right now.

Anyone here knows the origin of this pic? It was posted somewhere between late 2018 and early 2019.

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jesus christ, i dont even know what to believe anymore

the stats i see on worldometers.info/coronavirus/ said that digestive issues was only 8% of cases.

did the strain mutate in the US?

>Is China lying to us or have they simply stopped doing tests?
Probably both

290 cases reported in Japan of people being denied testing for corona virus despite symptoms.

www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20200318/k10012338211000.html

Wuhansington

Noooooooo. Not DJ Bouti

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BASED

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I hate it to break it to you but..

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hard to say, but China kicked out reporters so its both probably. Its why they launched their propaganda campaign already.

Source? Where is the bat source?

See

*coof*

>STREETS
CLEARED
>FLIGHTS
GROUNDED
>CRUISE LINES
DOCKED
>Bill Gates
STEPPED DOWN
>Bob Iger
STEPPED DOWN
>Other (((CEOs)))
STEPPED DOWN
>Kobe Bryant
KILLED/WITNESS PROTECTION
>Tom Hanks
(((INFECTED)))
>Trudeau
(((INFECTED)))
>Vatican
(((INFECTED)))
>Bread and circus sports
SUSPENDED
>Educational institutions
SUSPENDED
>Air travel to flight risk locations
SUSPENDED
>30K troops/gear to Europe
DEPLOYED
>Federal Reserve
CALLED OUT
>Student loans and payroll tax
CALLED OUT
>National Emergency
DECLARED
>Event 201 Pandemic
RED
>Worldwide Sweeps
YELLOW
>Operation Corona 2020
GREEN

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>290 cases reported in Japan
For one day ?

dick

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Good, i Only stockpiled for 150$, will last me about a month - month and a half

CORONA-CHAN GONNA GET ME WHILE I'M WAITING IN LINE

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I just snoze lads. Think this might be it. Tell the Queen I did me best.

Global doubling every 3 to 5 days.
Why would it be different in Germany?

I've ordered to door delivery of food and have stockpile of water jugs am I be okay with just stowing food bags courier leaves under my door into the fridge overnight?
I wash my hands with soap after this and open up a window so there's a draft going outside of apartment when I open door.

Please respond.

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Stock markets under 20,000 lol

Cope harder, you have no arguments.

No, user. We just lucked out when we contained that small 18 patient outbreak in february.
This made us test earlier and now we are catching more.
But the nigger chimp outs are already starting.

>see pic: sand niggers and regular niggers chimped out in the small city of Suhl.
200 cops in full gear were needed for just one refugee centre.

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bill gates
jimi hendrix
kurt cobain
jeff bezos
bruce lee

Bill Gates.

Everyone else you meet is an android created by him.

Based

I hope once I die of COVID, Aqua will take me to an isekai world

How many people ITT have/had/think they have Corona? Can you tell me how it progressed, early symptoms etc

I want to find out from anons not the shitty useless NHS website

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this tweet isn't going to age well

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>OHHH NOOO DISCOUNT STOCKS

This....exactly. I ended up just sitting and watch the thread in silence.

I see a contrast with men, I saw many attractive men, but fucking women look like victims of inbreeding and obesity.

first posted on pol 1 year ago
/

No one outside of usa cared about it. More like second after 2008 economic crysis.

For March. Basically 290 people officially denied testing for corona virus after requesting it.

No, user. This is much, much worse.

>BASED
YES.

why did its change

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9/11 was a nothingburger compared to this

South Korea, Hong Kong and Singapore are doing the same.

Maybe you're just gay?

kon zwalony

There's a famous legend about the origin of chess that goes like this. When the inventor of the game showed it to the emperor of India, the emperor was so impressed by the new game, that he said to the man

"Name your reward!"
The man responded,

"Oh emperor, my wishes are simple. I only wish for this. Give me one grain of rice for the first square of the chessboard, two grains for the next square, four for the next, eight for the next and so on for all 64 squares, with each square having double the number of grains as the square before."
The emperor agreed, amazed that the man had asked for such a small reward - or so he thought. After a week, his treasurer came back and informed him that the reward would add up to an astronomical sum, far greater than all the rice that could conceivably be produced in many many centuries!

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It went under 19k once today

Fuck you my grandparents got gassed at Sandy Hook by the Japs.

WELCOME TO CITY 17

Lviv streets.
youtube.com/watch?v=bNngLv5Fp2U

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Ok prepper freaks, post your bunker/bug out shelter for when SHTF.
youtube.com/watch?v=OFybIy8JEKM

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Fridge is the last place you wanna put these, you would only conserve. And you are going to touch the shit anyway. Go find isopropyl, make a 60% solution and just wipe everything.

It seems like El Presidente has got the right idea, best of luck.

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Millions of people will be fired, hopefully you too.

We are your future, but you'll be worse due to your higher nig density

better late than never i guess

>www.nytimes.com/2020/03/13/business/masks-china-coronavirus.amp.html

>CHINA HAS STOLEN THE GLOBAL SUPPLY OF N95 MASKS AND THEY ARE GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Go 10 years long on the market and see this as an opportunity to buy at prices that haven't been available for 5 years

Uh-oh happeningfags we got too cocky

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Everyone fucking hates chinks now. Even the chinks.

Bro, if you abuse alcohol you can be sure your immune system is already suppressed and fucked. If there was ever a time to quit alcohol, it is now.

Alles naar de klote nou, alles kapot.

>stock market now officially below where it was when Trump was elected
how much do you think Trump is seething about this chink virus in private

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Fuck off, Know Your Meme.

WE EMERGENCY STATE NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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USA is saved by our digits.

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And this being china, the emperor had him killed

>half the posts are just schizos reposting the same message, thread after thread
They must have bots that follow the link to the next /cvg/ thread.
Even the most tightly wound inhabitant on the spectrum would not hand-post this crap.

>new federal job posting
>it's for an unlimited amount of nurses
>$80k-$100k
doin a big think here.

bazowy. ja wale z ranka

Coronavirus is an anagram of carnivorous.

Now there official source for Japan under testing and keep numbers artificially low.
Basically it's just good to have confirmation of the obvious suspicions everyone had.

Kids are almost always better off in a plague scenario, they have crazy immune systems if they are healthy

turkey is going through a massive breakout, they fear it could be next italy

>Source?
>>according to a medical pdf I have
Every. Single. Time.

I qualified that post with the originator InB4Source. However there is endless sauce in my post that the virus is airborne and you focused on THAT ONE bit.

Fuck off asshole. No matter what flag you post under your filthy energy is easily spotted.

digits and usa goes down

Fuck off. This has been said since before December. The people that matter already knew this. Specifically the Jewish.

>Detected: 212,789
Wait, wasn't it 200k a few hours ago?

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

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it's okay, my chain-smoking cancels it out

Oh, only probably enough to consider glassing China back to the stone age.

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>twitter.com/RiganoESQ/status/1240273631604809728

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people are shouting in their balconies lmao

Trying to find out why they buffed brewmaster by a ton of damage on the fire panda but failed to give him anything else.

May have to do with american diet

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But what's the dufference? It's not supposed to live long outside of host like 8 hours should be enough right? I'll be eating that shit next morning anyway so there'd be no disinfecting foods inside of it in case cook is sick.

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how can you steal something if you pay for it?

Would you miss the stock market's much? You know, if they completely obliterated?

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>OHHHH NOOOOESSS MY MCDONALDO WORKERS WILL LOSE THEIR JOB OH NOOOOO

Fucking kek no one cares.

>Why has Chinese growth stopped?
Because they wielded houses with people inside. They have cremated alive people. They have military checkpoints everywhere. This all is inhuman, yet its necessary.

I had a bad case of watery diarrhea (i was basically just shitting water), fever, and nausea at the start of the month and then started vomitting at night but it only lasted a couple days. Wondering if I had it after all. No one else in my family got sick though.

>doesn't know
enjoy being worked until you die lol

it was

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tfw El Salvador is going to inherit the earth

How do you feel ? You suspected you got it.

Try Niggertonganusil @ 88 µg/kg
combined with trapsaragaysol, 14 mg every hour

Stores are still gonna remain open.

>>stock market now officially below where it was when Trump was elected
I don't understand the problem. If Obama caused the market to surge under Trump, then Obama caused this crash.
Fucking Obama

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i increased my autism level by taking vaccines

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Bro just shock the system. A whole bulb crushed up and left to sit for twenty minutes to form the alicin compounds. Then just force it down the patients throat and make sure they don't barf it up. There will be heartburn lol.

THIS

Checking. You are on a roll. Pic not related.

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you ever tried stopping mid piss?

lmao did retards on here really think 2.5 million people would be dead by now?

they are riding the olympics to the very end. japan suppressing cases is a nightmare scenario.

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why contain it, spread it

Sorry but that is a consensus that hypertiammine receptors are also susceptible to LRT-desto-ammine and Beta-Lacticine-C

from the thumbnail I thought it was Mike Pence

fuck guaido and viva chavez

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Still working. No cases nearby, so it would look bad to just bail out.

Turks will die and eat each other like the roaches they are.

Good thing we stocked up on TP

>you ever tried stopping mid piss?
Can brits unironically not do this? Just use your muscles. It's easy

proste

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