What you don't understand is the body has limited room. Coronavirus and HIV will start battling each other for space and HIV will win so he will cured of corona in no time
Jacob Anderson
nads would never have let coronavirus happen
Logan Collins
He'd sleep it off, just like Gazza.
because half the spastics in them are tourists
Nicholas Campbell
how would corona handle moaty
Brayden Cox
He fought for this country and can't even wipe his saggy bottom because the local zoomers nabbed all the bog roll.
I hope you get it and die of it, it will stop you alarmposting, it will serve you right and it will stop you from telling anons not to have the vaccine.
Cameron Morales
his local paki shop will sort him out
Ayden Young
He looks younger than the end of WWII.
Jaxson Powell
He let the lib dems dox him. So it does not bode well for his virus protection plan.
Jackson Sanchez
It's going down, lads. Middle age lady just knocked the fuck out in Tesco. Right in front of me.
Dylan Gomez
This is the lamest happening ever
Camden Hall
TRUE SAY I BE AT HOME SOME DAYS AND DRILLING WITH THE BROS SOME DAYS
>local boomers Fixed. They're the ones hoarding everything. Especially since some shops give them two hours to buy whatever the fuck they like while leaving the rest of us who aren't useless geriatrics to fight over the scraps.
Jace Gray
Honestly will probably.
>HIV destroys the immune system to the point that the common cold is lethal >Get SARS 2.0
Won't last the month.
David Wilson
you mis-spelled pakis and chinks
Carter Barnes
the placebo effect is kicking in, people stressing out are making themselves sick
Jack Jenkins
Now imagine how its going to be with the schools and universities shut down.
Oliver Edwards
What did you hit her for?
Bentley Morgan
this truly is the boomer holocaust
Parker Perry
Here's a link to add to the next thread: >London lockdown imminent to slow coronavirus outbreak ft.com/content/e8c98d1c-6926-11ea-a3c9-1fe6fedcca75 Also have a free Icon of our Dom pulling his best Mosley face.
Prince Philip is apparently dead but not from ching chong flu. Screenshot this I want my tendies if I'm right
Jaxson Rivera
It's because the Teachers wanted the schools to close for yet more time off but now Boris is, rightly, making sure key workers can still work the teacher have to actually do some work and they hate that.
Jaxson Cruz
there will never be a vaccine. this virus has ADE, just like SARS and it will cause a cytokine storm in anyone that takes a vaccine.
Just heard massive mobilisation of troops from several UK barracks today. PM press conference tomorrow will announce UK will phase into complete lockdown for 15days.
Justin Edwards
found the kike. hate your own people, goy. literally your own blood but you have to hate them, want them dead then you can buy more products it's all about you, goy. absolute state of you. filth
Matthew Gonzalez
clearly one of those cunt russians looking to destabilise the West.
Zachary Gutierrez
fell off a bike and hit my head 2 minute seizure didn't know my name hospital
>tfw i have to start making decisions i thought i could postpone for mocks >tfw im genuinely very smart and have great predicteds but dicked about this year in my mocks >tfw still dont know the name of the QT in the year below whose been driving me crazy, let alone talk with her >tfw my mates are 70% introverted gamers (like i used to be) who will probably drift away >tfw this friday will be the last day i ever speak to people ive known for 2-7 years
Cheeky fuck, you knocked back my pick cos muh army stuff, but went with 1917? Cunt.
Michael Rodriguez
Found a tick on me. Probably going to get lyme disease and encephalitis now anyway.
Josiah Lee
not saying this to sound hard i have absolutely no feels about this virus
Ian Roberts
>Just heard massive mobilisation of troops from several UK barracks today. PM press conference tomorrow will announce UK will phase into complete lockdown for 15days.
stop chatting shit
Blake Walker
>t. Seething boomer Stop hoarding.
Evan White
push bike?
Michael Anderson
Apparently Prince Philip is dead
Jack Cox
MONTHS NOT MOCKS* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HAVE A 10% PUNCTUALITY SINCE I SENT OFF MY UCAS IN THE AUTUMN SO I CANT REAPPLY
>>tfw im genuinely very smart and have great predicteds but dicked about this year in my mocks
a story as old as time, enjoy normiedom
Grayson Jackson
I'm going there now for a pack of cigs and some booze.
Alexander Walker
this board is dripping in kike scum and self absorbed useless fucking retards with no value to anyone or anything. you are pointless. there is literally no need for you to exist. die cunts
A few tinnies, some chicken and a spot of fishing for some fresh air. That would be the Moat Method.
Landon Smith
Where and when did he fight?
Chase Stewart
Sky update: Lag in Manchester prison has it. lol. >hippyish looking guy in queue...clearly prepping from his trolley >woman standing in the queue behind him >everyone is keeping their distance in the queue >except her >she's getting right up his arse >every time he steps away, she steps forward too >i don't think she knows she's doing it.png >he asks her to stop >she gets stroppy...says she's not got "it" >he says she wouldn't know >she coughs on him...sarcastically >Boom! One punch. Sparked her right out, then the guy walked out the shop. Amberlamps came and took her away on a stretcher. No-one else seemed to give a fuck, not even the shop staff (they've probably had this kind of shit all day and are fed up by now).
Noah Wright
of course
Owen Green
Bug or something
Anthony Watson
Chavs are a very intelligent breed though, they have discovered a direct causal link between the number of stripes that run vertically down the side of someone's trackies and the value of their life. Perhaps we should follow them, for they are most wise.
Juan Lee
I also heard this from someone at work whos got family in the army
Andrew Jones
Yeah, same here, wish the'd have been a bit more of no-mans land and inside of german front line tho, could have scrapped the french woman for a few exra mins of no mans land etc
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM GONNA KILL THESE FUCKING CHINKS >ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS NOT HAVE THEIR ZIPPERHEAD ASSES EAT FUCKING BATS
> i heard from my mates, dad's, butchers, sisters, dog walkers, window cleaner
have a word lad
Brayden Rivera
I already did though?
Kevin Brown
facebook and twitter/instagram would be better ground , Yas Forums barely makes the top 50
Jaxson Evans
start reading a brief history of tienamen square massacre
Charles Torres
my dad is head of Greggs and apparently the whole country is getting locked down on friday.
John Cruz
Can I still take the train to go and shag a bird on Monday if we go into lockdown? she's just belled me saying she's been told that's the day we turn red
Met a girl who has moved on to a canal boat. Envy her.
Joseph Kelly
What?
Elijah Morales
did you do AS levels?
Dylan Gutierrez
Ecky Thumpo Sadly, this traditional western english martial art is all but lost now, The boomerinos don't even know it exists, let alone practice it.
Alexander Watson
saw a couple of lads poking around the council bins down the road, one of them had a lighter in his hand. went out and told them to fuck off so they left, think the bins are ok but they havent been emptied
Ethan Wilson
Helloy lads. I've been talking to ex military mates today and the lockdown is real, will happen in big cities like London but it will happen across cities in Wales and Scotland too. Military will be deployed to support police and to replace them should sickness reduce police cover. Shops will remain open and I've asked if the shops will have a police/military presence, not at first was the answer. Be safe mate and look after each other.
apparently army has been mobilised lads. expect government-enforced lockdowns by the end of the week
Isaac Ramirez
i did a b tec national
Kevin Gray
He's got paper in his hand. He can use that
Eli Parker
>CORONA VIRUS TESTING STOPPED FOR ALL BUT THE SEVERELY ILL CORONA VIRUS TESTING STOPPED FOR ALL BUT THE SEVERELY ILL >CORONA VIRUS TESTING STOPPED FOR ALL BUT THE SEVERELY ILL CORONA VIRUS TESTING STOPPED FOR ALL BUT THE SEVERELY ILL >CORONA VIRUS TESTING STOPPED FOR ALL BUT THE SEVERELY ILL CORONA VIRUS TESTING STOPPED FOR ALL BUT THE SEVERELY ILL >CORONA VIRUS TESTING STOPPED FOR ALL BUT THE SEVERELY ILL CORONA VIRUS TESTING STOPPED FOR ALL BUT THE SEVERELY ILL >CORONA VIRUS TESTING STOPPED FOR ALL BUT THE SEVERELY ILL CORONA VIRUS TESTING STOPPED FOR ALL BUT THE SEVERELY ILL Britain's case numbers will now be drastically skewed, a comparatively large proportion of cases will seem to be resulting in death but more than half the cases are simply not being recorded.
Sorry. Didn't have my phone with me. Besides, it was over in a flash. I only know what happened from listening to the cops talking to staff. I was further back in the queue. All I saw/heard was "SHOUTY SHOUTY...BAMMM...CRASH"...and then he was storming out.
Thomas Wilson
UK has 66,5 million people.
You only got 2 626 cases of Corona.
And still people in UK are worried? Come on! You live on an island that is protected from the rest of Europe.
Corona in UK is a nothingburger! It will be over in may and then we can watch Liverpool win the title
Yes, 13 is too young for www.Yas Forums.com. You must be 18.
Nice source.
Matthew Cruz
Sheffield has a literal fortress at one end of it, supposed to be some sort of civil service building. During the 2011 riots the underground car park was full of police vans, though it never kicked off here.
you cant just post videos without a warning that its a coon mate
Juan Green
based
Lucas Murphy
>You live on an island that is protected from the rest of Europe. How is Britain protected from the rest of Europe when any cunt can waltz in whenever they fancy?
Robert Cox
it's spreading like wildfire. conservative estimates are putting the kill count at 20 million in the coming months.
Edinburgh then Glasgow. Swansea then Cardiff. Talk of trying to stem shopping tourists from depleting the shops too
Aaron Myers
Uhmm, is that half a swastika sweety?
Nolan Cruz
The way the roads are set out, little portashed like things here and there. They're for major shit like terror attacks, war, and epidemics to you can defend (or contain) the city.
Jonathan Morales
stop trying to get me banned you tripfag troglodyte
lol, threads is pretty much corona larp 80s edition
Daniel Fisher
I'm asking is this you spitballing that it *could* have been designed like that, or are you referencing something that you learned it from?
Hudson Martinez
Just in from an ex army source. Who knows how accurate but the internet just came alive re UK military
"Whole country is going on Lockdown on Friday for 15 days. They expect the peak to hit in this period. All companies will have to Wfh. Army are being deployed to London to support. Also, Prince Philip has apparently passed away (albeit not from Coronavirus) and this will be announced in next day or two. I believe my source is good as they have all their information from a friend of theirs who works in the Royal media office."
Oliver Turner
I've been thinking, this flu manchu. Kids aren't badly affected by it. But we don't have a vaccine. So shouldn't we be making a vaccine out of kids?
Brexit hasn't caused panic buying mate, hasn't shut schools down, wouldn't have caused the government to back businesses, help secure mortgage and rent.
Jaxson Nelson
Be funny when this blows over in a month and mongs have spent their savings on toilet roll and pasta.
Christopher Martinez
I'm saying it is like that. It's the capital. The Queen lives there. There are plans in place for such things.
Henry Myers
Ring of Steel around the City during the troubles. Greater London itself is essentially three dozen towns connected by suburbia and trunk roads (trunk road shut down can impair internal movement significantly).
Shut down the M25 entry routes and the A roads that cross over and London is quarantined.
Nathan Harris
It's good tho
Eli Roberts
haha the virus and the cerveza have the same name haha
Ryan Fisher
yeah enjoying it so far
Brandon Turner
>conservative estimates are putting the kill count at 20 million in the coming months. Conservative for /cvg/ maybe, in the real world we are looking at the tens of thousands given the measures implemented, a couple of hundred thousand without them. I don't know why I'm even answering somebody who thinks the mortality rate is 100%.
Anthony Ross
Yes but come back when UK actually has 200 000 cases, right now it's now even 3 000.
Jayden Reed
You're gonna blow over in a month you lightweight
David Williams
it's not going to blow over. this virus is here to stay. it's just going to get worse and worse with each wave of infections.
Why? Not like bog rolls & pasta goes off. Just saving yourself from having to buy them for the next few months.
Brayden Richardson
>Nice source. the source is 111 call them, try to get tested. I just called them to try and get tested but they won't, they told me directly I should just self-isolate and they won't test anyone who isn't on death's door.
It's not like you aren't going to use the bog roll though, not sure about the pasta.
Dominic Gutierrez
Has any got a legitimate report from an official about school closures? Also, the information about support for working parents is really vague. Like are the kids to stay isolated while off? Are they permitted to roam the streets while parents are working? Asking for a friend.
Adrian Johnson
>Prince Philip ded If I had a quid for every time I have seen this on 4chinz I would have about £45
Thomas Thompson
The nostaligia alone is good, seeing all the old fashions and stuff in the shops etc
watching it in your stream btw
Wyatt Ortiz
Can anyone give me a quick rundown on this?
Ian Rogers
BORIS ANNOUNCING MARTIAN LAW RIGHT NOW
Levi Wilson
My white towns supermarkets were riddled with mask wearing chinks/cooks/japs (whatever they're called) today. Never really seen any of these yellow people in my life. We being raided?
Chase Richardson
Takes your mind off the story and you end up playing 'spot the negroe'. It's a major distraction and an anachronism. If they want to do a film about colonial troops in ww1 then just do it and stop condescendingly inserting them into films about white people.
