/cvg/ Corona Virus General #2243 Just Fuck My Shit Up Edition

► Detected: 212,789 ► Died: 8,787

>NEWS
Coronavirus is airborne, WHO officials confirm
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France under lockdown, 66 million people
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Millions of Americans to lose their jobs
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Robbers grab 100,000 surgical masks at gunpoint in Ukraine
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>RESEARCH
Dogs can be carriers of the virus
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nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
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25 year old nurse dies in Iran
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Virus affects blood circulation
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>REMINDER
4900 deaths across 182 cities in Iran, Iran opposition estimates
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US prepares for 4.8 million hospitalizations
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Spain only testing high risk cases
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Australia expects 1.5 million infected
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>LATEST CASES
10:10: 463 new cases in Germany.
10:02: First case in Djibouti.
09:31: First 3 cases in Kyrgyzstan. All three had returned from a pilgrimage to Saudi Arabia.
09:15: 35 new cases and 1 new death in Norway.
09:03: First death in Moldova. The patient was a 61-year-old woman who was admitted to hospital after returning from Italy. She had underlying issues such as stage 2 hypertension and type 2 diabetes.
08:40: 63 new cases and 1 new death in Luxembourg.
07:59: 139 new cases in Austria.

>MORE
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twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1240349753852006401?s=19
nu.nl/coronavirus/6038595/bruins-onwel-tijdens-coronadebat-gaat-naar-huis-om-uit-te-rusten.html
youtube.com/watch?v=0tQFxXaoULM
youtu.be/V7upGDr6wCo
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NIGNOG

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>US State Leaderboard
126 total deaths

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA
55 deaths
>NY
20 deaths
>CA
15 deaths
>FL
7 deaths
>LA
6 deaths
>NJ
5 deaths
>CO, IN, OR, TX, VA
2 deaths
>GA, IL, KS, KY, MI, NV, SC, SD
1 death

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She's still clean, right bro's?

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1000 daily killcount when
PLACE YOUR BETS Yas Forums

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It's time to have a talk about the China problem. The west must unite aginst the bug menace

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I wrote a song for /cvg/. I need an user to sing it for me

>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Makes your death as fast as lightning
>In fact it's a little bit frightening
>When it's your chest that I am tightening

>There were dirty Chinamen, from dirty Wuhan town
>They were boiling up some bats
>And slurping guano down
>It's an ancient Chinese art
>Making tortured animal broth
>Everything tastes so great
>Until you start to cough

>EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Your cruise just seemed so inviting
>Until it came to alighting
>On my shores for dining

>There's Winnie the Flu, blamin the US of A
>While coughing on TV
>Iranians claimed it was okay
>Then the Italians stepped it up
>Threw their arms out to the side
>Sang, "hug a chink today"
>Now 50% have died

>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Tedros' palms are tightening
>His fever's a little bit ripening
>Due to the yuan that I'm providing

>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, *cough*
>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, *cough*
>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, *hack*

>Now our boomers can't be saved,
>It's too late for Tommy Hanks
>With apocalyptic glare, a figure gives her thanks:
>To all you dirty Godless chinks,
>To bat asshole enslaved
>Coronachan lifts her head
>And says, "here comes the second wave"

>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Your coughs are sharp as lightning
>Is that your will that you are writing?
>Leave your kids TP for wiping

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>coronachan teaching Americans how to bake bread


based

First for HOLY FUCKING SHIT
twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1240349753852006401?s=19

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Dad bought fast food. Why the fuck would you even consider eating out. Stupid fast food workers are probably infected and coughing on everything. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door. The leather club's two blocks down.

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hearty keks, was just thinking about that song

Why isn't the virus killing people in Africa? I wanna see niggers dying

Heeeelp Coronachan

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EU servers are filling up

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*TING* *TING* *TING*

FUCK BOOMERS AND FUCK JANNIES

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>GAYropeans are dying out in droves
This is the best time line, i swear.

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I-is crippling loneliness a symptom of Corona-chan?

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>I-It's just the stress, bro

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEE

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>be africa
>have no testing kits

Today? 925 deaths so far.

Not as bad as my sister. Bought 80$ of Chinese food. Next day invited over 12 of her friends from UNI. Sent my little brothers to grandparents. Still think its just a flu

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You know, they didn't just start with bats...

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It is, we're more focused on people dying here than niggers that'd probably be dying anyway.

Didn't we just pass 5000 deaths a week ago? Shit, dude.
Post Corona-Chans to celebrate. There's no stopping it now. The cleansing has begun.

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Send it to Morrakiu.

based

shes a cute, A CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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been getting instant games in war thunder.

STOP THE HAPPENING, IT'S TOO REAL

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Based gachi poster

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We should help corona-chan in muttistan. We must give her love and support!

>brazil wants to see niggas die
oh the irony

Is it ever going to stop?

Nothing ain't gonna happen' ye' niggers.

Please replace all images of Coronachan with an Italian american woman.

Dutch minister of health collapses during debate!

nu.nl/coronavirus/6038595/bruins-onwel-tijdens-coronadebat-gaat-naar-huis-om-uit-te-rusten.html

Someone send me PSN dollar cards so I can buy Nioh 2 pls. I forgot to prep some games
[email protected]

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female chinks infected with corona to specifically target white men = FACT

Tough questions about preparedness?

DUTCH HEALTHCARE MINISTER HAS COLLAPSED IN PARLIAMENT DURING DEBATE
>DUTCH HEALTHCARE MINISTER HAS COLLAPSED IN PARLIAMENT DURING DEBATE

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Expect cases in South Italy to rise because of these people
>"We are immune to the virus, we don't care lol"
youtube.com/watch?v=0tQFxXaoULM

This is gonna be over soon guys

You can't prove me wrong on this one

1st time it feels nice to be a Slovak

have a few rares as celebration

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It can't be stopped anymore

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checked and blessed

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Be safe, Mariobro

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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How many Europeans have died already? I think it's still 0 in Finland

>Morrakiu
Can he sing it?

It's still worth it right bro's?
Sure your hopa will likely be born with:
>a tail
>and weak lungs
>probably look nothing like you
but hey at least he'll be good at math, right!?

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Who you gonna call?
youtu.be/V7upGDr6wCo

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where are all the nothingburgers at now?

Big meaty mommy

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Your losses count toward the mongol death count

Shitting the board up with Q threads.

niggur u gonna get trump buxx

she is so fucking cute bros

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Suicide chan owns Finland desu no one else can compete with her there

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>Kung Flu Because its from China
-POTUS

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215,577

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user, it cannot travel on its own--it is spread on droplets.

I'm not eligible cause I'm a neet so no tax files

ICU

1. Africa has a much younger population, and Corona tends to kill older people.
2. Africa lacks the testing capacity or hospital capacity to note Corona related deaths, they may be happening due to Corona, or any one of the other myriad pulmonary diseases in Africa, no way to know for sure.
3. Africa is still earlier in their outbreaks than Europe, as they're a more isolated continent. One of the major downsides of being a wealthy nation is people travel, and when people travel, they're more likely to travel some place with disease.
Hope that answered your question.

Must've panic-eaten them.

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Just look at your backyard, Da Silva

look to France, this will kill moslty old Europeans. The new french shitskins will be the majority

i hope they're experiencing paralyzing existential dread.
>maybe i should have listened
>it's happening
>Yas Forums was right

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Yeah, he'd murder that tune, probably add in some shit about the kikes too. Find him on Bitchute.

Based

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