Rate my prep

>bagels sealed in plastic
>slim jims
>gas station sushi
not gonna make it

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You're joking, right?
Sushi, bananas, and bagels don't have a long enough shelf life to be a great prepping food.
Having lots of extra beer is great, but not what you really need in a crisis.
The cans of I think soup are good to have, but it doesn't seem like a lot enough for more than maybe a week or so.
1/10 at best.

Sushi,
Filled with Corona germs,
Gook food

>Having lots of extra beer is great, but not what you really need in a crisis

you are joking right?

I'd drink more than 1 in the first night.

>Chocomel
>De Echte

10/10 would bug out with

Save the sushi for last.

You're cringe

Is that tea powder, by the way?

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You have great taste in drinks.
Can't say to much about the rest

you will be a raider in 6 days max thats if you ration this little loot bag

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love you too

>Cafés die chocomel opwarmen als je om warme chocolademelk vraagt

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>No 10 bottles of vodka
Not going to make it

Liever dat dan van die shit die met water wordt aangemaakt oetz.

I will be a raider from day one, let the games begin!

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my nigga

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You'll be dead within the week.

yes

Prost

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I'M READY FOR YOU CORONA!!!

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That's better, might last you a week if you stretch it.

you will have a fight on your hands if you come for my preps raider nigger

Dat doet niemand. Chocolademelk maak je met cacaopoeder (100% cacao) en melk.

lol

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Ja, thuis. Niet in de horeca..

Fear not leaf, those crazy murricans will rape and kill you long before i get to you

have fun getting filled with shotgun pellets raider

Based and Weihenstephanerpilliert.

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I am going for Algonquin park first word of the mutt southron hoard moving north of the border

In de horeca wordt er ook geen water gebruikt, Heino.

For me it's their Festbier

babby's first pistol

2/10

nice if you run out of food beer will keep you alive

Oh leaf, I live for the fight. There is no joy in raiding without a challenge. Me and Aquafresh will enjoy your Frito lay and Ultra soft.

Nee, daar warmen ze vaak Chocomel op.

Retard.

Huh?

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+ I am gonna be in a good mood

better have something better than that little pea shooter raider

nani

Huh?

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Nigger stop uploading 3000 x 2000 images nobody wants to download your cringe ironystashes.

you will never find me mutt first word of the hoard reaching my county I am heading into the woods you will have a foe greater then the VC if you think you can track me through the maples and white pines .

>NAA .22
Not bad, a shot through the earhole and into the brain will stop someone just as dead as any magnum. A friend killed a would be carjacker like that a few years back. Dude ripped the door open in 3 lanes of bumper to bumper traffic and tried to get hold of the wheel.

>Sch*fferhofer Weizen
Disgusting

Oh, I love the hunt. Getting hard just thinking about it.

Sauce

F

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What are you gonna do about it?
Nice.

>I could be naked armed with a knife
>you bring all the artillery you need

I would cut you from ear to ear in your sleep

Oh I have "artillery" all right. 8=====D

I’ve bought more shit for having a few people over. You’re more fucked than the prom queen after the big game, fella.

heil, mein bruder. you'll probably summon Hitler himself with all that Bier.

jannniieeeeees

i'm not prepping because i'm not a fag.

if shit hits the fan ill enlist and crack skulls for food

I have a 9 mm handgun with 400 rounds, sleeping bag, tent, propane and accessories, 20 pounds of rice, a little bit of canned goods and 4 jugs of water. As a loner, am I good?

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>eating sushi
hope you get worms

I have not ate in a week I have dog food for my dog and I am considering eating some but I will not because my dog is more important then me

Considering I live off of rice 20 lbs is not really as much as you think it is user

At the end of it all we have to promise to go straight and build a better future for the white children though. Until that point yes, you may drink from and piss into the skulls of your mortal enemies.

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I could shoot turkeys afterwards deep in the woods.

bruh majority of people posting here havent seen a naked girl in years
thanks to corona the inceldom will probably last another year or so
it's over

What mre is this?

nice I hope you make it user I am too poor to even buy a hi point and one round to blow my brains out at this point I am so fucked.