Brit/pol/ LOCKDOWN Edition

>Dogged Scots cop refused to let Glasgow grooming gang escape justice
dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/dogged-scots-cop-refused-glasgow-21710322

>Police and immigration officials would be able to place people in "appropriate isolation facilities" under plans.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-51938879

>Youths trash children's playground before setting bins alight...and their parents could feel the repercussions
manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/youths-trash-childrens-playground-before-17941594

>Man barricaded ex-girlfriend's home with wheelie bins before setting them on fire as she slept
chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/man-barricaded-ex-girlfriends-home-17919003

>Car dumped then torched in new Swansea playground
walesonline.co.uk/news/local-news/car-dumped-torched-new-swansea-17934267

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How long until the ethnics start looting London?

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first for anime

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> Can't go gym
> Can't go pub
> No sports to gamble on

This is hell

>sorted to go into lockdown completely
>except for having to chair AA meetings
I-I'm sure I'll be fine

>muh vaccine

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urm now sweetie

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shut the fuck up about the virus its a nothingburger

What is going on in London?

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did you finish reading the atonement duck its been like 9 months

Don't make me say the n-word!

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Reminder that the anons claiming to be experts on virology and epidemiology were claiming to be experts on international trade and supply chains a few weeks ago

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medical unit

I had a bet on the Nigerian football earlier

Q: What's black and doesn't work?
A: 90% of London

a civil war in london would probably be the best outcome of this chink flu t b h

In other news....

Seeing comments here AND in newspaper comments sections of impending lock down on FRIDAY. Military deployed.

>> Boris mentions MORE DRASTIC measures soon

>> it's happening.

hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2020/03/mother-of-parliaments-or-smotherer-of-parliaments-eddie-brought-back-into-military-service.html

>The government has announced new far reaching powers which will see Eddie returned to military service. Contact your MP *now*. There *must* be a vote on this Bill

It's fucking happening.

play shitcoin roulette

>wheelie

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i dont think it is popcorn
the cinema in croydon is in the direction they are running

Our Dom springing into Action.

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Actual doctor here.

From what I've read, particularly from the Lancet article, it appears to be capable of correlated loop chains, long-term dichroitic inhibition and innate caspase structures. Its von-Wille pathophysiological agents sub-units exhibit non-toxic repair dysgenesis utilizing phospholipid functional kinase. This is in line with novel medial dismustase and active catalytic time-course but surprisingly its non-androgenic caspase traffic seems similar to short-term wild-type proliferation though if it's capable of ectopic negative transcriptome and can endure equal unilateral stress, it's not unusual.

If its specific epidemiological expression engineered arrayed kinase coagulates strongly with unregulated triplex mutant retroposon moderate positive transposon then engineered non-covalent chains should be applicable for a potential cure issuing generic experimental mutagenesis with phospholipid proteomic modifications.

AMA

only London atm by the sounds of it, nation wide would be impossible

businesses will be trimming deadweight from their orgs
that means you

>>/tg/

NUKE london

you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded

mfw gamesworkshop has been raided

kebab shop just closed, now i have meat. Sainsburys is sold out of fresh and frozen

thats some ww2 larp group right ?

>Italy sees 475 new coronavirus deaths – the highest one-day toll of ANY country – and infections shoot up by 4,207, erasing hopes the rate was slowing
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8127341/Italy-sees-475-new-coronavirus-deaths-one-day-highest-one-day-toll-country.html

>same pasta as past few days

i wouldn't worry about it since most uni's are shut down anyway

I'm an actual doctor too

Everything you just said is a Jewish trick to make my wifes son gay

*no meat

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Ironic

what the fuck has happened in italy

Why the fuck are people burning a bunch of stuff?

>Be wagie
>Nothing left in Aldi
>Nothing left in LIDL
>Heron foods close at 6
>Iceland closes at 6

It might be a nothing burger but these stupid cunts hoarding are fucking shit up. Its a something burger due to spastics.

i'm a phd drama student

ask me anything about the coronavirus

and as you can see mongs still fall for it

Guess it isn't wise to invite my m8 over to sit out in the garden for a drink, is it?

You not have a console to fuck around on? Anyone in your house to have a drink or smoke with, music?

B-but that's heresy!

does this trigger brit/pol?

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who're the belligerents?

their aging demographics

I'll sell you a hedgehog.

need to dress up as oaps and spastics to get in early mate.

I will die for you

>I don't talk like that

this is what happens when you don't lie about the numbers. china's numbers are all fake.

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i hope thats for the white variant.

I'm the gay son of a Jewish mother and that shit just made me a doctor

why not just goto the local based paki shop?

Fucking lel. You fucking retards are beyond repair.
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if you get laid off you'll have to get a job in a food plant or some shit for a while, surely somebosy will have to keep making food or we'll have to hunt badgers

>believe our lies not theres.

kek.

Can I do a fourth wall breaking monologue to keep safe from the chink flu?

Whites vs Blacks vs Browns vs Yellows vs The left

twitter.com/davcarretta/status/1238791068071661568

and this was days ago

prepare your fucking anus

>the reason Duncan left was to organise an army to storm parliament

don't be a wagie

How do you do that when you're in work all day and weekends the shops are still getting fucked over from the moment they open.
Rations soon.

My mum is worried about gran dying

Is it safe to eat pizza yet I've got one in the fridge?

See Jimmy, my wife was black, and I loved her very much. And in 1976, she was murdered by a white man. So where am I supposed to stand in all this blood and carnage?

Regret voting for Boris lads.

stop threatening to kill her then

how hard is it to not be a twat?

Why is there an increase of fucking tourists in these threads lately? Another symptom of chink flu?

Why joke about this?

Senseless

grandad corbyn is probably dead at this point

6 am they only let oaps and disabled in for the first hour. if not your local paki shop will have stuff people have seemed to forgotten about them now

do this

all these posts about a levels make me feel like a babysitter and understand all the baby brained entry level posts

why are you trying to silence my free speech

>schools shutting on Friday
brit/pol/'s gonna be unusable

You're a special kind of spastic aren't you lad.
Dick heads panic buying leaves nothing for those that work all day.

I doubt it. They need a token high profile victim of wacism to set them off. Plus in times like this, the govt can go hard to restore order the moment they start to chimp.

>stupid cunts
they're doing exactly what they should do

He has more chance of surviving this than Corbyn

ffs didn’t even think of that

i have a policy of boycotting paki-shops, i'm not sacrificing my principles for a few tins of beans

peak cringe

8am to 9am, if you're going to offer advice then make sure its correct. Also, aren't you a nonce?

back to using your trip again are you?

Thanks for that, professor. Evidently it's a little too hard for you.

Apparently Italians are having problems with getting rid of the bodies through cremation.
1 body an hour apparently.

Hmmmm, where have I seen this before?
Hmmmm

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> i'm not sacrificing my principles for a few tins of beans
cringe

How will a no deal Brexit affect the fishing industry?

shut up cunt

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PWR on stream now whos watching lads?

Yea, you're a fucking spastic lad.

>people are STILL responding to concern posters after weeks of non-stop shit posting
FUCK OFF

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If you aint got principles, yopu aint got nothin. Enjoy your paki beans

Exactly
Wogs will get stomped and their lefty enablers won't say shit lest the public hang them in the streets

no, and no its 6am

Sounds like someone is upset by the paracetamol rationing.

lots of old folk and they kept hugging one another and being very sociable. It will peak in 1-2 weeks.

A lady of ice in a desert zone
Where a web of lies has turned to stone.
A lady of ice with a painted smile
I should keep her warm just for a while.
A Lady of ice
A Lady of ice

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Demographics.

China:
> Not as many elderly
> Not as densely populated
> Less commodities (heart disease, obesity, diabetes, respiratory diseases, etc...)

Italy is worse on all counts, and we're worse than Italy (except maybe elderly population).

sorry mate, i don’t boycott my friendly local shop keep who often gives me free shit and let’s me get his under the counter stock because i’m a regular just because some spastics on an anime website said brown man bad

We probably only have about 10 fishing boats.

i’ve already established i’m too much of a fanny to top myself

When I picked up these bad boys the other day the bloke selling me them said it will make Grimsby jump from being stuck in the 60s to being stuck in the 80s, so pretty good.

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based nonceposter

He's probably handle this better. Boris is actually sub 100 IQ retard.

i said shut up cunt

No, video games are for children.

nice to see you beppe to see you nice

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>Its a something burger due to spastics.
That's been true for over a week tho user. C'mon keep up.

Head to the Sikh areas if the niggers come out in numbers and trash the place. The Sikhs won't take shit off of uppity negroes and it won't be racist for them to give nog yoofs a good kicking.

what is this "corona virus" everyone's talking about? just heard about it today

Simple as,
twitch.tv/eddie_la/clip/VibrantGloriousCockroachHotPokket

you envy the perks of my friendly relationship with the based paki shop owner?

why are you being racist on brit/pol/?

youtube.com/watch?v=7fqYhPHH9KE

Went shopping to LIDLs, wearing a mask
>Stupid goyim giving me looks
Give some back, finish shopping, except bogg roll
>Cashier looks at me admirably, feels based
Turned towards registration register
>Goyim's giving me looks again

Cough, cough, cough!

Fuckin cunts shifted well clear out of my way
>Based AF!
Fuckin empowering

stop posting this please

yet another plague from china

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paki enablers are as bad as pakis and should treated as such

>> Not as densely populated
>China
m8

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Apparently during the London riots the Turks were absolutely brutal in protecting their businesses.