HOW DEAD ARE YOU?

ITT, we post our own estimates of how dead we are if we get the Gook Flu.

I’ll start:

> male
> 52
> elevated blood pressure
> lifelong smoker
> asthmatic as a kid

Survival rate: about 50%

Now you go.

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> male
> 52
> still on Yas Forums

you should save the virus the work and just heem urself my man

>raw numbers instead of % of population
yawn

There are loads of us around, kid. You should lurk more.

Have a bump

Pretty sure the percentage for the black death was about 50% of the whole of Europe.

Good man, cheers.

28. No conditions. 10% chance on the first infection if that even. 100% considering this virus kills on the second infection due to an autoimmune response.

>23
>healthy
>Asthma as a kid

not worried about myself but am for my mother

>59
>fat but not morbidly obese
>diabetes, HBP, and Afib
>doctors have all told her to basically not go outside until this over.

We don't know that yet, though. Logic says it'll get milder if it mutates and you haven't got immunity to it.

Old user speaks true
>be me
>47
>mild hypertension
>arthritis

Honestly not worried at all. I’ve been through enough “fuck, we’re gonna die” events that one more doesn’t rattle me

>math phd
>300k starting

Survival rate 300%

>28
>been smoking DUDE WEED since I was 15
>asthma during childhood

I haven't been sick in 3 years, not gonna start now. 100% survival rate up in here.

>Male 35
>chronic alcoholic ex smoker

Although recently I went and had my organs checked and they were fine. Even my liver was normal. I can't work it out.
I reckon I would bat this coronavirus away like a housefly

Yeah, diabetes seems to be a factor. I'm sorry, man. I would definitely keep her in as much as possible until it peaks. They're saying peak in the UK will be about Easter.

On the bright side, you just lock your mum up for a while and then she'll be first in line for any vaccine.

Also: is your mum hot? Does she need me to do any 'protecting'?

desu in the post pandemic world math is a pretty useless degree, you better know how to use a shovel

>male
>29
>healthy
>look younger than my actual age (about 20)
>no risk factors (that I know of)

Still, one of my friends who's exactly like me is in ICU at the moment, so I wouldn't count anyone off.

>26
>Male
>No alcohol, no smoking, no drugs
>Practicing Christian

Pretty good imo

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yeah she's not going out until this is over, I bring groceries (what I can find anyway) to her.

unless your a fat chaser, who gets off on poor hygiene and disgusting nail fungus, then no.

Liver has good recovery rate, though, if you stop. You're young still, too. Ok, so cool - you're good. About 98.9% by my reckoning.

Quit the weed for now. Otherwise, I reckon 100%

Congratulations. Enjoy your many shekels in a desolate, dystopian future. 100% (((survival))) rate.

My man. Neither are relevant. And yeah, 'hypertension'. I think that's what they said. BP of 130 so possibly just coming in. It's the years of smoking that worry me.

Anyway, 100% for you, too.

Male mutt, 42
10 year high functioning coke/heroin addict, clean but unhappy 1 year.
20 year smoker, vape only 1 year
Hospitalized a day for difficulty breathing 3 months ago, probably pre- corona-chan, recovered, no further illness.
Bodily death 30-40%

Where the fuck do all of these goddamn boomers and GenX retards come from? Is this a result of you faggots namedropping Yas Forums on r/The_Donald and Q facebook moms?

These old ass fuckers do not belong here.

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You're a based kid. Tell her she's lucky. Also give her an exercise programme.

It has Antibody-Dependent Enhancement, so when you get infected by another strain than the original ( there are 5 mutated strains already) it will get alot worse.
If you didnt get any permanent lung damage from the first time, you will get it the second and your lungs will be to weak to survive another one.

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We basically made this doujin, young newb. If you knew anything about /g/, you would also know this.

Your friend got any "underlying conditions" (the biggest fucking red herring in all of this)?

Also, you're good. About 100%. Stay fit any way you can.

>52
What is your day to day life like? Are you a normal dude who stumbled upon Yas Forums back in the old days, or are you a Bonger goblin?
Me:
>Male
>21
>6'3, 265 (BMI 33.1)
>Light vaper, light drinker
>No other health problems
>No leaving the house without respirator
I think I should probably be fine.

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Fully based and chinkpilled, M 36.
Healthy, strong, did I mention based?
Survival Rate: OVER 9000 from my comfy home in BFE.

Drugs are nothing. Congratulations on the sobriety - it's a major achievement and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Use this fucking bug as an incentive to keep going. If you've quit smoking for a year and at your age, your chances are good. What was the breathing difficulty?

Shit. I didn't know this. Ok. Wow. Words fail me.

It's pretty good. I have a good job and I earn a nice salary. I'm divorced from a miserable, cheating whore, in love with another one, no kids. Thanks for asking.

I think you'll be fine, too. I bless you with the golden 100%.

>It's pretty good
That's good to hear, mate. Glad you shook off the last one. I worry when Anons tell me that they're 40+

Yup. You look all five by five to me. 100%

>Quit the weed for now
Already did. Had my last spliff yesterday, staying clean 4ever (probably).

It's actually a pretty good age. You look better, women take you more seriously. You have a nice amount of cash (probably why they do). And you're experienced enough to throw your weight around with just about anyone. On the negative side, it's all downhill from here, and you become very susceptible to gook inflicted viruses.

My advice to anyone under 50 is enjoy it until you're 38, then start to take it seriously, because the clock starts ticking very loudly from about then.

Good lad. We need you strong and strapping to repopulate this green and pleasant and.

>Male
>26
>Average weight
>Hepatitis C positive
>Smoker

>male
>23
>not fat (but not Yas Forums either)
>don't smoke or use drugs other than alcohol
>no medical issues, current or former, no recent surgeries
>not taking any prescription drugs
Survival rate 99.9% is my guess.

Nice try collecting data glownigger

Meh. Your age and overall fitness will probably score it for you. 98.5%

Lung infection, one z-pack later felt fine
Thanks for the pat on the back, i hope to enjoy life again, but i immediately felt 10 years older when i became sober and lost nearly all motivation. Getting better, but very slowly.

Watch the drinking. That combined with the lower fitness could be impacting on your heart. But I agree, you're about as low risk as it gets. 99.9%

> Genes from the Rhine River and Scottland
> Pounding beers to keep my throat hole clean
> Genetically unstoppable at current age

Survival rate at 158% until age 50

trust the numbers?

Ok, so just a stand-alone infection. That's fine. I thought it was from some (((underlying condition))).

I know what you mean. I quit drinking for the period of my marriage and it made me seem like a miserable old bastard most of the day. Then I realised it was just the wife. Get rid of any useless women around you, too. They're never worth it.

But seriously, you've done really good. Very few have the minerals to do what you have so you should genuinely be very chuffed with yourself. One day at a time amirite.

34 years old male who doesn't smoke and has no sickness

according to the Chinese results probably around 0,2%

> Scots
Ok, so you're basically just inbred. Good immunity, though. Watch the drinking and enjoy your 99.9%

This
Felt that clock around 38 as well, its not ticking up though, its ticking down. Get your shit together, no one will take care of you in the new clown world

Depends. Looks to me like fewer young are dying but, no, as it happens, I don't trust China's numbers at all. I think Italy is much more indicative of the actual picture.

Plus you're a leaf. A FUCKING LEAF.

But yeah, 100%. Enjoy the Harry and Meghan virus we sent you.

51, heart tablets, 10 spliffs a day for 30 years, t2 diabetic, presently suffering flu, I will kick the shit out of these little Chinese fuckers.
My saving grace been that I dont drink.

My flag says it all

pretty good chance of dying

>51
>hypertension
>diabeetus (although completely normal now without meds due to weight loss)
>prior heart attacks (2 so cardiovascular disease)
>asthma/copd

>THOSE MEMES XDDDD

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Ok, so you need to isolate big time. Who's taking care of your food deliveries, etc.?

As I said to the other guy, there's a light at the end of the tunnel here for you, though, because you're going to be first in line for the vaccine. And I do believe one will turn up. And probably way sooner than predicted.

Oh believe me Nigel, I've been here long enough to notice the demographic and cultural shift over the years. This site is nowhere near as fun and interesting as it used to be. Because the cardinal sin of all GenXer's and Boomers is that you are fucking mindnumbingly boring. You think your shitty Q-larp, flat earth, antivaxx, muh jesus, and muh new age medicine threads are interesting and unique but its the same tired shit that gets discussed to death by other geriatric coffinstuffers on reddit, myspace, yahoo and facebook. You do not belong here and your presence does nothing but drag down the quality of the site.

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I like that 'a fucking leaf' meme. It always makes me chuckle.

I moved 3 states away to a small town and only keep company with those better than myself. Relocation was the only chance i had. Would recommend. Take care

The Rhine genes gave me higher IQ roll to counter the inbred parts of my DNA. Pretty nice character creation though. I look about 245 but weigh 320 pounds. I've never come across a fucker I couldn't overpower. My profession is restraining people to beds and my side business is contract researching.

I think my dream job would be a secret government interrogation specialist. Or O'Brian from the book 1984

Can you tell us more? How old is he?

What flu are you currently suffering? Try use the time to drop some pounds. Intermittent fasting will help with the BG control. Not that I know what I'm talking about. I actually didn't intend this thread to give me feels, but I realise I don't want to lose one of you fucking bastards. This counts double if all we're left with on here are a bunch of under 25 year old fucking shitposters and edgelords.

The virus won't kill that many people, the aftermath will

That you're gonna bomb us if the gook bug doesn't get us first?

>trans woman
>non binary
>healthy obese
>disable
>black
>smocker

Survival rate: about 80%

I died inside a long time ago

Based digits confirms you're doing everything right.

You, too, man. Catch you on the flip side.

>data mining thread exploiting panicucks

Nah. When you're REALLY at risk of dying, you won't want to, believe me. Besides, you're probably 100%. Suck it up and live, emo kid.