/cvg/ Corona Virus General #2241: SAVE YOURSELF EDITION

Shit Status:

[_] Not Ogre
[x] Ogre

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>US State Leaderboard
120 total deaths

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA
54 deaths
>NY
20 deaths
>CA
13 deaths
>FL
7 deaths
>LA
6 deaths
>NJ
3 deaths
>CO, IN, OR, VA, TX
2 deaths
>GA, IL, KS, KY, NV, SC, SD
1 death

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fuck the chinks.

any european buying any "made in china" shit anymore is a traitor and should be killed in sight before nuking chinks.

10,000 deaths by close of business today?

tasty corona titties

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Pls stay safe anons, i'm out in the countryside but not everyome has such luck, praying for Yas Forums where you you belive in Yahweh or not.

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I hope USA nukes China after this is all over. They can't get away with it!

Can confirm there are going to be over a thousand dead in Miami-Dade FL by next week.

So does anyone know why the Chinese infected and death rate stopped? It's slowly increasing, are they just reporting low numbers on purpose or did they really stop it?

Anons, I was watching the (((press conference))) and a woman asked about the 10% jump in U.S. Death count overnight and the audio feed cut out, followed by the video. No one seemed to notice or care as far as I could tell. Just saying...

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kys

best and only happening since like fucking when?

fukushima?

GUYS IVE STARTED COUGHING. AM I FUCKED

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Chinese Virus
Kung Flu
Lung Pao
Shanghai Shivers
Wu Flu

same for Haтáшas while they're at it

Does anyone know of a map of US infections by county? I can only find those for individuals states. I want to see the whole US county map.

like pic related but for coronavirus cases

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NUKE CHINA
>NUKE CHINA
NUKE CHINA
>NUKE CHINA
NUKE CHINA
>NUKE CHINA
NUKE CHINA
>NUKE CHINA
NUKE CHINA
>NUKE CHINA
NUKE CHINA
>NUKE CHINA

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if the virus can live in water, if someone spits in a puddle and it evaporates and then rains a few hours later, will the virus rain from the sky??

Doktor, deactivate my virus inhibitors!

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What will happen when, after all this panic buying, every retail worker vanishes into a coof of smoke?

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thestate.com/news/coronavirus/article241276951.html
Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=o81Ui2snvPo

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fuck off back to your shithole ch*nk

BOBO SAYS UNDER 19 ON CLOSE

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1th for we are all GOING TO DIE :AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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FUCK XI

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post one, get one for free

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Should I unironically consider getting body armor? Level IIIA plates + carrier is 400 bux on canarmor. Will stop pistols/rimfires/shotguns at least

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They're still night shifts user, but good for you. Maybe find a girl or 2 who wants to experience the thrill of nighttime hotel adventure with you? Or would you prefer to jack off by yourself all night?

Can someone please repost the link for the vid of the roastie in intensive care telling everyone to „take no chances“? I need to scare a few NPC‘s. Thanks

You did gods work user....

i was out for a fucking hour, DID DONALF DRUMPPPPPPPPPPPF refered to coronavirus as KUNG FLU???

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FUCK BIG THREE JUST SHUTDOWN ALL PLANTS AND FACTORIES
FUCK FUCK FUCK ALOT OF MY FAMILY IS LAID OFF FROM THIS FUCK OUR ECONOMY IS KILL
FIRST MICHIGAN DEATH AS WEL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Can't we just rename coronavirus to flu
No, because it's already got a wonderful variety of names, among them:
>Wu Flu
>Monarch
>Kung Flu
>Justa Flu
>WHO Flu
>Gook Flu
>Chinobyl
>WuHu Flu
>Wumonia
>Chinkpox
>Coofit-19
>COVID-19
>Holocough
>Boomerpox
>Red Plague
>Niggerlung
>Chinkenpox
>Yellow Lung
>Canton Coof
>Xi Jinplague
>Coronachan
>Wu-Tang Flu
>Flu Man Chu
>Nothingburger
>Flu-Tang Clan
>Boomer Remover
>Geezer Wheezer
>Airborne AIDS
>Bat-Man Virus
>Winnie the Flu
>Bat Soup Croup
>Lung Pao Sicken
>Wu-Ping Cough
>Wubonic Plague
>Hong Kong Fluey
>ChinAIDS/ChAIDS
>Chink Flying AIDS
>Pangolin Pandemic
>Wuhan Coronavirus
>Mandate of Heaving
>The Shaolin Sneeze
>Wet Market Surprise
>Sweet and Sour Sicken
>Communist Lung Herpes
>China's One Corpse Policy
>SARS-CoV-2: Alveolar Boogaloo
>Experimental Bioweapon CW-19

>if the virus can live in water
It can't.

Chong Cough
Sino Sinusitis
Pangolin Pneumonia

250k by tomorrow at this rate

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Whatcha listening, /cvg/?
youtube.com/watch?v=4uPq5gMURPA

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Are you retarded?
Obviously not, for a whole zoo of reasons.

Denmark have enacted pozzed "consent" rape laws, so no relationships for me, m8.

why do i only see burgerfags with this same retarded shit over and over again
the meme about your education being shit isnt a meme at all

>I’m going to get 2k
So, what should I do with it?

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Chinky Flu Chinky Flu Chinky Flu.

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>china
>billion people
>spread like roaches
>somehow less total deaths than italy
explain
inb4 >ccp lies

At this point, it's pretty much all over lads.

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She's still clean, right bro's?

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Former retail worker here;
No. Fuck stores. They work you dead and don’t give a fuck.

>Kung Flu
>Justa Flu
>WHO Flu
>Gook Flu
>Chinobyl
>WuHu Flu
>Wumonia
>Chinkpox
>Coofit-19
>COVID-19
>Holocough
>Boomerpox
>Red Plague
>Niggerlung
>Chinkenpox
>Yellow Lung
>Canton Coof
>Xi Jinplague
>Coronachan
>Wu-Tang Flu
>Flu Man Chu
>Nothingburger
>Flu-Tang Clan
>Boomer Remover
>Geezer Wheezer
>Airborne AIDS
>Bat-Man Virus
>Winnie the Flu
>Bat Soup Croup
>Lung Pao Sicken
>Wu-Ping Cough
>Wubonic Plague
>Hong Kong Fluey
>Shanghai Shivers
>ChinAIDS/ChAIDS
>Chink Flying AIDS
>Pangolin Pandemic
>Wuhan Coronavirus
>Mandate of Heaving
>The Shaolin Sneeze
>Wet Market Surprise
>Sweet and Sour Sicken
>Communist Lung Herpes
>China's One Corpse Policy
>SARS-CoV-2: Alveolar Boogaloo
>Experimental Bioweapon CW-19

Literally CCP lies.

welp

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>youtube.com/watch?v=eS23CWl4lUE

Especially if you're in the UK. Jesus Christ what were your leaders thinking?

unrelated but I'm surprised that they finally found the band behind this album and got a proper upload.

NIJ certified only. AR500 aren't rated but poorfags sure love them. I have hescos.

ah-bloo-bloo

Nice, I'm a lab fag and if we face down time because low volume we get paid anyway leaving early.
Comfy around the world!

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Digits confirm the apocalypse

WE'LL GET A LOCKDOWN IN GERMANY IN THE NEXT 7 DAYS ACCORDING TO A SOURCE OF MINE
WE'LL GET A LOCKDOWN IN GERMANY IN THE NEXT 7 DAYS ACCORDING TO A SOURCE OF MINE
WE'LL GET A LOCKDOWN IN GERMANY IN THE NEXT 7 DAYS ACCORDING TO A SOURCE OF MINE
WE'LL GET A LOCKDOWN IN GERMANY IN THE NEXT 7 DAYS ACCORDING TO A SOURCE OF MINE
WE'LL GET A LOCKDOWN IN GERMANY IN THE NEXT 7 DAYS ACCORDING TO A SOURCE OF MINE
WE'LL GET A LOCKDOWN IN GERMANY IN THE NEXT 7 DAYS ACCORDING TO A SOURCE OF MINE

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mfw thinking of all the grannies in Italia.

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Halariously yes

post the popuko one

That's the only right answer burger

WHAT'S THE TIPPING POINT? FRENS.

THANKS

LOUISIANA UPDATE: 257 cases; 6 Dead

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I guess u can chuck in a couple of warheads too ?

Ol Boris avin' a giggle and you plebs pay the price.

God speed Britdongs.

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>Experimental Bioweapon CW-19
based

is finish press f

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do we have to go to work?

Say Italybro, how hard would it be (from the logistics point of view) to execute some good old crisis pillaging and kidnapping a girl to bring to your underground rape dungeon (assume you have enough resources to feed her)? Would the police even have the time to look for some missing girls here and there? How long would it take them to find you in such situation?
Asking for a friend haha

ya dun goofed

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Soap literally kills the virus and rips it open.
youtube.com/watch?v=-LKVUarhtvE

Why don't people just wash their lungs out with soap?

I mean "people turn up to buy and it's not open because everyone's corona'd."

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Yes, everyone should consider having body armor and weapons, even if we weren't in the middle of a hapooning.

>adipositas makes covid much worse
How will Americans ever recover?

Nice proxy, mutt.
We all know that USA created Corona-chan.

Oh god those quads

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It‘s wasn‘t like that sadly. A nigger asked him if he thought kung flu was appropriate too since he calls it the china virus. He repeated „kung flu“. That was all.

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That's the 2012 map.

>3 dead in Brazil

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>buy stuff online
>britanny based seller
>get parcel
>made in China
>Hurr durr
>kms
Dumbfuck

Numbers don't lie.

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the grannies are already dead at this point

HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE ABSOLUTELY BTFO

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>19K at risk
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

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Good shitposting with you fren

It would have been easier to mention you intended to jack it to gay porn than to come up with faggy excuses like that.

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ANY OTHER MASSIVE JUMPS EXCEPT ITALY TODAY???

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I was hoping for these lists

> the country that literally lost to sparrows is a paragon of trustworthiness
nah, nigger

Chinese-Originated Viral Infectious Disease-19

Well that image aged well
All it was missing was "screencap this"

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Rate my portable UVC lamp

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You know, they didn't just start with bats...

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The UK is doing better than the Netherlands though. The Dutch still haven't dropped the herd idea.

For fucking up their own stonks? Nah mate it's chinks bioweapon.

LOOOOOL

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China lies like birds fly.

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Why China and S.Korea were able to contain the disease? Why the numbers in Italia are still sky rocketing despite the confinement?

Also, why new epidemic are not starting in China? It should appears everywhere like in the rest of the world!

The situation does not make sense!

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Please anons they need to see how she can barely breath

Any insights on how Sweden is doing hospital wise? We arent testing anyone

Worldometer doesnt work, where are the numbers? I wanted to see Italy

100 minutes waiting on hold now.
HealthDirect getting slammed.

Unfortunately we're in pretty good terms with the insectoids so that would be highly unlikely.

Brrrrrr

It's still worth it right bro's?
Sure your hopa will likely be born with:
>a tail
>and weak lungs
>probably look nothing like you
but hey at least he'll be good at math, right!?

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GIB GIF
>GIB GIF
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Sweden YES

PRINTERS WTF

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So is Texas undertesting or is the second largest state in the US actually doing a good job so far?

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streamable.com/s/d1tbi/ovkxhm

I just realized Trump calls it the "Chinese virus" because he's asshurt it ruined his stock market

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streamable.com/s/d1tbi/ovkxhm

>still thinks asians are telling the truth
user pls

checked

KEK confirms
Big F and S for bongs

Weeb jazz and proud of it:
youtube.com/watch?v=fLJ4a9J3dKg

>risking getting the virus
no wonder your gobernment wants to thin you guys out.

Good one

Oh.
No they’d still run the stores. Shipments for mine came in twice a week and even if the store is clear we would probably just do a backlog of cleaning and organizing we’ve put off for months. Stores are fucking gross even in nice areas.

Dutch health minister just collapsed! Can't handle all the bullshit!!

Thank you based frens

>worldometers down

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enjoy your cancer
did you know it kills by destroying dna/rna?

upload your whole folder pls, I'm grabbing what's on twitter, DA, and Pixiv and danbooru but there are probably user doodles floating around.

Anyone got the country list? The one in the pasebin is broken and anything I can find on google is not upto date

1581638764766

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What are /cvg/ approved masks and respirators?

>mfw living in bumfuck nowhere but the plaguee is getting closer and closer

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Shanghai shites

kike

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Undertesting since the CDC tests didn't work so they had to get other ones.

Haven't been outside for 2 weeks now.

I'm an private first aid attendant in industry, enjoying the paid neet lifestyle even before the pandemic. Welcome to the real world, fren

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnic_bioweapon

>SPREAD THE VIRUS IN ORDER TO DESTROY THE NEW WORLD ORDER

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checked. Number of completion x 4

Go here worldometers.info/coronavirus/ and select HTML from parts above all the way to below the table. Can't start from within the first cell, you have to go further.
Paste it into Word, then go click on the table positioning thingy that shows up just above the very top left corner of the table, this will select just exactly the table.
Next, copy the selected table in Word, and then paste it into Excel. Once that is done, you can use the following Excel fomulas.
Country totals: = A3 & " " & B3 & " (" & D3 & ")"
New cases: = IF(AND(C3="",E3=""),"",A3) & IF(C3="",""," +" & C3) & IF(E3="",""," (+" & E3 & ")")

its over

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He needs someone to blame, hell, we all do, and well yeah, the culprit is pretty clear, is it not?

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Kys chink

just the flu

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youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI&feature=emb_title

FUCK their stupid. The chinks already know the antibodies last MAYBE 6 weeks and if you get reinfected during that time you are immediately fucked as the virus detects the antibodies and goes into overdrive to "win". AFTER the antibodies fade off you are STILL infected as the virus hides in the neural system. You absolutely can get it again, they put the ADE of Dengue fever into this virus. That means if you get it again it will be worse.
t. dengue and now toss out my "no chemical" leanings to cover my body in deet so as not to catch Dengue again. The second time your chances of getting the hemorrhagic version of dengue is massive.

DUTCH MINISTER FOR MEDICAL CARE JUST COLLAPSED DURING DEBATE ABOUT CORONAVIRUS
DUTCH MINISTER FOR MEDICAL CARE JUST COLLAPSED DURING DEBATE ABOUT CORONAVIRUS
DUTCH MINISTER FOR MEDICAL CARE JUST COLLAPSED DURING DEBATE ABOUT CORONAVIRUS
DUTCH MINISTER FOR MEDICAL CARE JUST COLLAPSED DURING DEBATE ABOUT CORONAVIRUS
DUTCH MINISTER FOR MEDICAL CARE JUST COLLAPSED DURING DEBATE ABOUT CORONAVIRUS

how can you confirm you literal autist? you predict the future now you literal ape? someone who barely can do basic math without using his phone can now predict this? fuck off you fearing mongering retard

Asian roasties all over the world are being caught wiping their snot everywhere. If you're still a yello fever fag after this you deserve to be shot.

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>UPDATE ON GERMANY 18.03.

>2088 NEW INFECTIONS:
>11973 TOTAL INFECTIONS +27,92%
>2 NEW DEATHS:
>28 TOTAL DEATHS
last update: 18.03. 18:00 GMT
source: Berliner Morgenpost

>new fatalities:
18.03.2020 28th death: Baden-Württemberg
18.03.2020 29th death: Baden-Württemberg
18.03.2020 30th death: Bayern, man, 71, comorbidity
>median age of fatalities: ~80
>probable average mortality: 9,10%
all fatalities:
pastebin.com/WVD5iu1E

>RKI reports:
+1042 = 8198 cases
+0 = 12 dead
updated: 18.03. 0:00 GMT
latest status report:
rki.de/DE/Content/InfAZ/N/Neuartiges_Coronavirus/Situationsberichte/Gesamt.html

>RKI:
Risk for population in Germany is high, cases with severe disease rise.
Pandemic could last for 2 years, until 60% to 70% are infected.
10 million could be infected in 2-3 months, if measures fail.
Vaccine realistic in early 2021.

>Crisis-plan for hospitals:
Reha-institutions, hotels and halls to be repurposed for mild cases.
IC-capacity to be doubled.

>Ferkel to appeal to german diszipline during crisis in tv, 20:15, 19:15 at ntv.

>18.03.
Bayern: First curfew in Mitterteich.
Federal government allows export of medical supplies to austria.
Austria: Bordercontrol to Germany from 19.03. 0:00 on.
Public transportation gets more and more restricted in certain areas.
NRW: Curfew thinkable.
Hamburg: 19,4/100000 inhabitants infected, worst epicenter.
Halle: State of emergency called, asks riot police and Bundeswehr for help.
Saarland: Short of medical supply and personnel, asks Bundeswehr for help.
China: After EU helped China with 50 tons of supplies in Jannuary, 2 million mask, 200000 N95-masks and 50000 testkits sent to EU.
German doctors will try chloroquin on COVID-19 patients.
Germany stops humanitarian import of refugees.

source: Welt, Zeit, ntv, others

other info:
pastebin.com/u/krautism2020

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Fuck

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South Korea was well prepared. They have a huge number of ICU beds for their population compared to other countries.
China welded people's doors shut.

NAPLES - "The President Vincenzo De Luca had a telephone conversation with the Prime Minister Giuseppe Conte, with the Minister of the Interior Luciana Lamorgese and the Minister of Defense Lorenzo Guerini - is the note just sent by the Region -. In Naples and Campania there will be the contribution of the Armed Forces in the controls for compliance with the ordinances that have the aim of containing the contagion from Covid-19 and this will happen in the areas that will be identified and reported in our region from time to time » .

«It will be an important contribution, with great measure and balance - declared De Luca - but also with determination. It is not possible to extend the service to the whole Italian territory, but there are areas where it is necessary to give a signal of firmness and also of repression with respect to irresponsible behavior ».

corrieredelmezzogiorno.corriere.it/napoli/cronaca/20_marzo_18/coronavirus-de-luca-ottiene-l-aiuto-dell-esercito-campania-530cdb48-6940-11ea-9bbb-4804a79b4d7c.shtml

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>don't buy useless shit, don't become a brainless moron feeding the system
problem solved

>buy the EU-produced alternative
problem solved

>kill all you n*ggers/sandn*ggers on sight on French mainland
problem totally solved

Inspiring confidence.

link?

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Chinese AIDS, Chink AIDS
Only acceptable answers

Wew, video?

Link?

DUDES THIS IS IT CHINKS ARE IRRADIATING US WW3 CODE RED I REPEAT CODE RED SEND THE GODDAMN NUKES REEEEEEEEE

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GLASS CHINA
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Yes faggot, that's why it's effective

Sauce?

youtube.com/watch?v=UsP642RX9Yo
1:00

u r welcome baste fren

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>hips getts also wider
muh fucking dick
pregnant when?
also who is the artist

LIVESTREAM???

100%

HAHAHAHAHAHA JUST GOT AN EMERGENCY WARNING THROUGH THE PHONE THAT DAD'S WORK IN FLORIDA TESTED POSITIVE MULTIPLE EMPLOYEES
DAD AND MOM ARE GOING TO DIE
afhgpa8rhgpaer8hgp9aahaer8hgpaer8ghpaer8ghae9r8ghape9r god damn it

Check'd and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'd

vids or didnt appen

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UNDER 19K economic system collapsing gold standard to be reinstated when?

Got a vid??

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9514 INFECTED
264 DEATHS

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Good luck getting any now but you should look for anything that has P3 on it

To cut you some corners just buy a full face respirator with a P3 particulate filter, anything that looks like pic related.

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Undertesting. But drive through testing is supposed to get started on Friday. It's going to be bad as far as infections. We have had community spread for a while. The rodeo is a huge event and there have been 3 confirmed cases from there so far. No hospital surge yet though.

Fug, it's over...

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ALLE ZUHÖHREN ! MUTTI REDET !
youtube.com/watch?v=TgC2TzvIRY8

Italians, how are your grocery stores at this stage? Is it possible to buy any food? What's the situation?

rip

France lockdown is a joke.
Just fill a paper and you can go out.
Old fucks are still walking around getting Death.
Kids don't have school and are just hanging outside.
They all just think it's a national vacation.

Just look at the areas that didn't vote for Trump in 2016 and that's where most of the outbreaks are.

>Ex royal marine commando
>medically discharged because eczema
>have preppered enough provisions for a month
>have the means and know how to hunt local pheasant
>parents have chickens who give unlimited food

Lmao.. i really hope this is what makes civilisation collapse. I'm going to have fun. i will finally be somebody. my knowledge of survival and tactical know how of combat will be more valuable than any of ur faggoty computer programming skills hahahhaha.

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The herd broke out?

>19K BREACHED
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19K BREACHED

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AaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaahh just answer the phone- I wanna know if I got coronachan

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Something is emitting a lot of IR over there, get closer and see what it is

/herd/ gang not looking so good now

pastebin.com/raw/qy5RFpVX
the pastebin is your fren

Party hard

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Just record it so you have video evidence

>They have a huge number of ICU beds
The number of ICU beds does not limit the transmission. It will only decrease the death rate.

It still don't understand why the pandemic stopped in China and S.Korea...
And no, I don't believe that they are both lying.
Life is starting over in China.

Who else bought a freezer for the occasion?
>there are people itt who stocked up on gross canned food they'll never eat
pic rel, my bedroom freezer

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One thing that I’ve learnt from COVID-19 is that there are countries/cities that I never know existed for example Montserrat

the recession is far worse than a few boomers dying

Why does Bad omen comments in /cvg/ always be check.

AAAAAAJHHHHHHHHHHHH

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-18/99-of-those-who-died-from-virus-had-other-illness-italy-says

buy the dip lol

Americans are retarded. People are still dining out at the restaurant I work even though the entire fucking state has shuttered all schools for the rest of the month and most courts have postponed dates. What I've also noticed is that most of the people going out are the old Geezers who are most vulnerable, they don't seem to understand the situation at all. Had two of them bitch to me this week about the smell of bleach since we now have to sanitize regularly.

>+89 deaths
Oh fuck

Papists are getting hit hard

Same exact thing here

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1853 NEW CASES
116 NEW DEATHS

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Listen here Jack, let me set you straight. This thing isn't going anywhere. Back in my day we didn't call it covid whatever; we called it the "Shanghai Shivers". I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol' Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. If Cornflake Jackson says the Shanghai Shivers, "Ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank buckaroo. That's how I know you're full of shit. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth. No Malarkey.

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Somebody oughta.

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That's just a sign of herd immunity activating.

cure was found
corona-chan was only the trigger

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1584141541475

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he just slipped

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>Has he been infected?
>Oh yes, most certainly.

HERD IMMUNITY AT WORK

THINK OF THE BOOMERS.
boomers shutting down the world to live a few more years. This is the ultimate fuck you to all future generations.
But as long as they get theirs amirite?

>People realize governments are equipped to help everyone

a gold mine of survival PDFs
survivalistboards.com/showthread.php?t=206879

get them while you can.

And I thought french sounds retarded. You're even worse.

Other neets are talking about how comfy they are, but it's only made me feel like shit from reevaluating what I've been doing (nothing) with my time and facing how utterly unprepared I am for things like this. Does anyone else feel the same? Assuming this doesn't spiral into some complete breakdown of society, I really want to change after things settle down. It's just frustrating that there's little I can really do right now to get my shit together with everything on lockdown.

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You do know power will go out, right?

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w-waiter i want a nothinburger

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I know it's a meme around here, but seriously, if things get really bad and the hospitals/government take a crap on you... I think this thing is still legally available in the US. Not giving medical advice, but, you know, desperate times...

connexionfrance.com/French-news/French-researcher-in-Marseille-posts-successful-Covid-19-coronavirus-drug-trial-results

repeat after me
HERD IMMUNITY

Triage

Lol our health minister just collapsed on live TV

This happening gets better every day.

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Here's a paste bin for the totals.
pastebin.com/rnXNT1P6

50 ITALY'S

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I am so getting one of those glass heads for my mask after all this is over.

Qeucertin can be used as an effective treatment of COVID19. It has been used in the past on SARS as well as Ebola and Zika. Take it at 500mgs 2x a day for 10 days until symptoms disappear and continue with treatment for a extra 10 days or so to be safe. Only take it if you have symptoms do not use it as a preventative measure. You need to take it in combination with zinc since it's a zinc ionophore. It will block replication of the virus. This has been talked about as a possible treatment for COVID19 that is being tested by the Canadians in human trials. Its NOT A CURE ITS A TREATMENT!

academic.oup.com/jac/article/62/3/437/734735

youtu.be/vE4_LsftNKM

SARS had a CFR of 11% COVID19 is likely much higher then that. You WILL NOT BE ABLE TO BE TREATED IN THE USA AND MOST OTHER PLACES IN THE WORLD.

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Anyone know when the stimulus package vote will happen?

Is 250K drawn?

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>Wednesday that health officials are concerned about reports coming out of France and Italy that young people are getting ill.

>Birx said the reports are worrisome because those who have been most at-risk have been the elderly or people with other health issues.

>She urged “the millennial generation” to take special precautions. “You have the potential to spread it,” she said.

Remember, only we can save the boomers....

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>gets no replies in /cvg/
>proceeds to make a thread and samefag (not realizing it doesn't bump)
>being that much of a newfag

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>Terminal Airborne Respiratory Disease
If you need an S, stimulus

>what were your leaders thinking?

'habbabababababba nyughhhh!!! buhhhbuhbuhhiihiihiiihiihii! prrrrrrrrrrrbt!'

Sorry, all out, here's your coof.

no dumb gayr*ek, it's because biden has shady relations with chinks and he is using covid-19 to prevent both the possible and inevitable resentment towards him due to the ongoing situation and relate biden with china and this shit, so prevent him attacking his "chinese flu" response in any way.
4d chess in action

Buy when it hits 0

Holy shit!!!

Well shit. At this rate we'll surpass the 2008 drop.

You will go blind way before you get cancer

He made the goblina repeat the word kungflu 3 times!

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Do you believe you will be lock down at home?
Poor Herr Muller... your office is your final destination. Arbeit macht frei after all....

I just caught one, fixing it ASAP

Insectoids are used to top-down authority and place communal good above individual liberty, so they could clamp down as fast as they did.

Meanwhile in the western world: IT CANT HAPPEN TO ME LMAO

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I believe it

And by this, I mean proportionally