My cutlass is on its way!

Funny you should ask.

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not this time agent smith

Unfortunately its impossible to possess even a butter knife here without a loisence, but luckily I used to be a fencer. All I need to do is break off the rubber tip, sharpen the edges and I'm ready

blow darts. don't mock them until you've tried them.

Kek Amazon has stopped all shipments of "non-essential" goods, you're fucked.

I don't have to worry about "out of bullets". I've been picking up a large box of bulk ammunition every week when I go to Walmart to buy food and supplies. Got a few thousand rounds ready to go and there's no way I'll need that much.

If I don't end up needing it I'll gift it to my family and friends, or just go have a killer day on the range.

Everyone in this thread is a fucking cumdyke except me

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I need a cool bayonet for my 590a1.

This guy fucks

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Danish axe, after I use my 1911 as a hammer to cave in a commies skull, I told you to not violate the NAP.

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YA BEST BE PICKIN' ANOTHER WEAPON THER'ME'BOY! IF WE CROSS PATHS YER GONNA BE WISHIN' YA CHOSE A MORE SUITABLE ACCESSORY TA' CARRY FER YER FUNERAL!

Hopefully not. I got a package on the way from Japan.

me personally I went with a cold steek wakizashi machetenand a CRKT halfachance machete

also have a spiderco paramilitary 2 for a boot knife

Your onahole isn't going to get here in time.

No need to reload

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40” handle 16” blade, can be sharpened endlessly... nothing beats this. Not for the weak, takes some body strength

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I bought a crossbow.

I have guns but it was cheap and the ammo panic made me think it was a good idea.

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I've got a katana, my grandpa's ww2 knife, and a 1911

you just need to to land on somebody with a gun, then you have a gun!

I ride my pet retard and he does melee attack with his bare hands and retard strength, its name is Blaster. I also fuck him.

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I sharpened a stick but don’t have a loisence

This is just a cheap one from Amazon. I would recommend getting a mil-spec one because the bayonet mount doesn't leave much wiggle room for shitty manufacturing.

Solid EDC choice

Got like 5 of these in the shed

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a man of culture

Bear spray.

it's got a blade shaped like a bernanner

Well if it’s loose use some aluminum foil to eat space, if it’s tight sand paper the inner dimension of the cheap bayonets hole

A kabar. Shits great. Have it mounted in a shoulder sheath on my plate carrier for when I get to start raiding

Is a cutlass realistically good in a post apocalyptic scenario until i find a gun somewhere?

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Dude wtf

I had to cut away bits of the handle to clear a feature as well as filing out the hole... A lot.

>what is your out of bullets weapon?
I don't understand the question. Isn't that why my 500,000 rounds is for?

I have a bunch of knives, a claymore, a bastard sword, a scimitar, a couple machetes, a WW1 German officer's sword, and a chainsaw.
Plus plenty of tools and materials to make improvised weapons.

>out of bullets

Haha, good one

Dude, you just blew your cover

Used to have one of these in the UK. No idea what happened to it.

Pretty fun for smashing melons but you have to be retarded to stockpile weapons for this coof.

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there are more than 500k niggers retard

Dehhh bob wiar awound a base ball bat

Not that I'll run out of ammo, but I still have two swords and an axe. My favorite is my 11th century Viking sword:
darksword-armory.com/medieval-weapon/medieval-swords/11th-century-viking-sword-1335/

>have to be retarded to stockpile weapons for this coof
Not if you're America.

Smart

Machete and hatchet.

Not if you aren’t trained to use it and in any healthy shape to wield it.

An axe or hammer would likely suffice.

Rusty nice

If you're purchasing that cutlass online you're a moron who will get about 20 good wacks out of it. You should've went to a true blacksmith for a proper fighting sword.
You ordered a replica/display piece and nothing more ya moron.

I took stock of the swords and knives I collected in my teens and 20s, and keep some of the actually-sharp ones in my bedroom and living room.
Plus my kitchen has several knives that I've sharpened myself.

Ww2 officers Saber-Katana thing. Kind of like a cutlass but with a katana blade lol

It’s attached with a bayonet and the stock doubles as a club

how do you negotiate close quarters with that though in a house if nogs break in at night. I think I would rather have it sawed off.

You are better off shaping that tip into a speartip. People have stockpiled plate carriers and anti stabbing vests. You need to puncture, not cut.

Nice cool steel is the best bang for your buck

Bob Wire never fails, it's certainly the best.

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Oh, I know a guy named Randy you can talk to, Agent.