/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2240 - FUCK CHINA, TAIWAN NUMBA WAN

► Detected: 212,789 ► Died: 8,787

>NEWS
Coronavirus is airborne, WHO officials confirm
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France under lockdown, 66 million people
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Millions of Americans to lose their jobs
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Robbers grab 100,000 surgical masks at gunpoint in Ukraine
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>RESEARCH
Dogs can be carriers of the virus
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nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
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25 year old nurse dies in Iran
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Virus affects blood circulation
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>REMINDER
4900 deaths across 182 cities in Iran, Iran opposition estimates
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US prepares for 4.8 million hospitalizations
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Spain only testing high risk cases
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Australia expects 1.5 million infected
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>LATEST CASES
10:10: 463 new cases in Germany.
10:02: First case in Djibouti.
09:31: First 3 cases in Kyrgyzstan. All three had returned from a pilgrimage to Saudi Arabia.
09:15: 35 new cases and 1 new death in Norway.
09:03: First death in Moldova. The patient was a 61-year-old woman who was admitted to hospital after returning from Italy. She had underlying issues such as stage 2 hypertension and type 2 diabetes.
08:40: 63 new cases and 1 new death in Luxembourg.
07:59: 139 new cases in Austria.

>MORE
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FUCK OFF WUMAO NIGGERS
wuhan biological weapon 武汉生物武器 China manufactured Coronavirus Test kits were broken on purpose 中国制造的冠状病毒检测试剂盒被故意破坏 动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

BASED

>In an interview on Sunday with CNN affiliate CNN Brasil, Bolsonaro called preventive measures, such as banning mass events, "hysteria," and said that the economy came first. "When you ban football and other things, you fall into hysteria. Banning this and that isn't going to contain the spread," he said.

>"We should take steps, the virus could turn into a fairly serious issue. But the economy has to function because we can't have a wave of unemployment," he added.

> "This virus brought a certain hysteria and some governors, in my view, I could be wrong, are adopting measures that could hurt our economy a lot."

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DEAD BURGERS IN FEMA CAMPS
HAHAHAHHA

TRUMP IS THE NEW OBAMA

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he's gone off the deep end folks, total loss of sanity

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>thread theme
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>thread theme
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Anyone else comfy

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>Chancellor Angela Merkel says Germany is facing the most serious challenge since World War II
errrrr wut

BC GOING EXPONENTIAL

WE'RE IN THE SHITS NOW BOIS

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OIL WAR HAPPENING

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Can someone post the picture of that door welded shut in China, the original one not the pepe version

TOTAL CASES BY REGION

Lombardia: 17,713 (attuali: 12,266)
Emilia Romagna: 4,525 (attuali: 3,915)
Veneto: 3,214 (attuali: 2,953)
Piemonte: 2,341 (attuali: 2,187)
Marche: 1,568 (attuali: 1,476)
Toscana: 1,330 (attuali: 1,291)
Liguria: 887 (attuali: 744)
Lazio: 724 (attuali: 650)
Friuli Venezia Giulia : 462 (attuali: 416)
Campania: 460 (attuali: 423)
P.A. Trento: 455 (attuali: 436)
Puglia: 383 (attuali: 362)
P.A. Bolzano: 376 (attuali: 366)
Sicilia: 282 (attuali: 267)
Abruzzo: 263 (attuali: 249)
Umbria: 247 (attuali: 241)
Valle d'Aosta: 165 (attuali: 162)
Sardegna: 134 (attuali: 132)
Calabria: 129 (attuali: 126)
Molise: 28 (attuali: 21)
Basilicata: 27 (attuali: 27)

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AM I STUCK IN HERE WITH ALL OF YOU

oR aRe YoU sTuCk In HeRe WiTh Me ?

>blackpilled bill
>thinking about his mortality
yesssss

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DAVID ICKE LONDONREAL CORONAVIRUS LIVE
>DAVID ICKE LONDONREAL CORONAVIRUS LIVE
DAVID ICKE LONDONREAL CORONAVIRUS LIVE
>DAVID ICKE LONDONREAL CORONAVIRUS LIVE
DAVID ICKE LONDONREAL CORONAVIRUS LIVE
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youtube.com/watch?v=9n1lJks00Zo

With all the videos I've seen of asians licking places and stuff I'm convinced they are a hivemind being programatically instructioned to spread the bioweapon.

post discord, or do you want me to go first?

Who's thrilled of doing home office soon?

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50 ITALY'S

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Who wants to ask him why he created it?

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GUATEMALA 7 CASES, 1 DEAD
ALSO, FUCK CHINA

How fucked is UK bros?

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We really shouldn't be picking on Boomers so bad for going on their vacations and cruises--we are glad to see the Boomers get it and pop their clogs..well look here, the "smartest generation" is about to do the exact same thing.

Congratulations retards-enjoy your chink aids.

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Finnish CDC estimates that this has 0,1 - 0,5% CFR and 1% would end up in hospitals..

Jeez Bill, step back from Twitter and read a book or something. Put a bit of comfy music on, take a break, it's a wonderful world outside. Oh wait..

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retard. Goodbye Brazil.

everyone upload your Corona folder for me please, i'm catching up on the art

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youtube.com/watch?v=9XHcMQVISsA
>youtube.com/watch?v=9XHcMQVISsA

She means in terms of mass cremations.

Does anyone have a dump on permaculture/survivalist guides? I really think if I survive this I might have to fuck off innawoods.

how about a video?

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Chinese
Communist
Plague

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l i z a r d s

GUYS I'VE STARTED COUGHING. AM I FUCKED

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BASED, WE NEED LESS HUETARDS

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Hi /cvg/ OC Corona Chan edit for you.

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Why does no one mention that probably 100% of all retail workers are going to be hospitalised in 1-2 weeks?

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Reminder that Corona-chan won't just destroy what you hate, but also what you love. When she resets the world, she won't discriminate. You, your family, your friends, your hobbies, all are at risk. With this in mind, are you still for her, or against her?

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Already am
Too bad I probably have Corona too
Waiting for tests to come back

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So, what video games are you "people" playing while the world burns around all around you?

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Only niggers and citycucks.

Country boys like myself are self-reliant, we have no need for fema.

Alzo RIP Italy. I'm praying for you guys over there.
Cities will become hellscapes, i for one welcome it.

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BIG CORONA TITTIES I WANT TO SUCK ON THEM

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I'm sorry, but did Italy already lose?
Oh, that's right. The quarantine isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does having 31000+ cases and 450 deaths a day with no slowdown of infections even after going into full lockdown count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the quarantine is still on? The Italians are still containing the virus right now and they have had the best doctors in the Mediterranean for how many years now? They're containing one of the weakest viruses who just happens to have a lead because it's feeding off the energy of 2200+ threads on a Malawi noodle appreciation board. But you know what? Coronavirus still fucking sucks. Italy is one of the best fucking countries in the EU, they brought thousands of Chinese workers last year and would of won the world war if Mussolini didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Italy is declared to have achieved herd immunity and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Gooks just locked down their country and stopped the spread, just like the Chinks. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Italy topics because you're an autist who doesn't like the country because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking countries on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

that's the point, you dumbasses
why do you believe propaganda?
>italians hugging (((chinese people)))
>one VIETNAMITE crisis actor in FLORENCE, at least 500km from the actual outbreak epicenter
>see? this is why italy got corona'd, they started hugging chinese people!
stop spreading fake news or i will fuck your ass tonight
>firenze
>coronavirus
YEAH, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
MAYOR OF FLORENCE
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE THAT CITY IS, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT ALTERNATIVE TO FINLAND?
>NOOO NOT THE CHINKERINOSSSS NOOO NOT THE VIRUSINOSSS
YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE TURBO NIGGER
STOP SPREADING FAKE NEWS, YOU FUCKING NIGGER
ITALY PATIENT ZERO WAS A FUCKING GERMAN
YOU DONT GET THE VIRUS BY HUGGING A CRISIS ACTOR HIRED BY THE FUCKING COMMUNIST PARTY OF FLORENCE
BRACE YOURSELF TONIGHT, IM GONNA HOMEINVADE AND RAPE YOU IN THE ASS UNTIL YOU SCREAM SÄKKIJÄRVEN

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Guys does this mean we're not getting raises in December?

You can't call it the chinese plague. People won't know if you're talking about the coronavirus or just chinese people in general.

KKKKKKKKKKK
what's he saying Brazilbro?

anyone gonna respond to that?

Down south, stay strong brother, Up north, sitting chill atm

just a mild case of the kung pao pox

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Those bodies aren't going to burn themselves, user.

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Looking for a cute virgin girl near me to escape quarantine with and lose both our virginities with before we die.

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Nuke chinks! Nuke chinks now! They should pay for this bioweapon!

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It's time to have a serious discussion about WAR with China. Will the west surrender to the medical tyranny of the insects?

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Government is planning on drafting the neets into frontline supermarket service when that happens

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Can anyone draw a fully powered Corona-chan?

>248834005
this is a CCP shill
do not reply

I work as a cashier/stocker at a relatively small grocery store in Michigan. We've been busy non stop since this thing started and my co-workers are becoming exhausted. The store is making millions while most of our workers make minimum wage. My boss is not taking coronavirus seriously and he told us not to worry, he thinks it will be over in a matter of weeks. I'm not so worried about catching the virus myself but two of our cashiers are over 70 years old. One in particular has an extensive medical history (COPD, former smoker, kidney cancer post-op) and she has been working the last 3 days, non stop ~6 hours of cashiering each day. I told my boss that she is seriously at risk and he does not seem to care.

I've heard italian authorities expect the infection & death numbers to plateau by next monday; is it true?

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Do you also want to suck her cock?

IM STUCK IN THIS SHITTY COUNTRY AAAAAH

SAVE ME FROM THIS NIGHTMARE

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Why should I listen to lizardboy here when it comes to the virus?

that is good. a week later all ventilators will be in use

Goodbye Italy

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No-one hasn't talked about it, but has anyone tried to spread it on Soros and his associates?
That lich seems to be really quiet right now.

Nice, saved

threads level fucked

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Rip Finland I guess

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No, futa is fucking cringe

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We are going to be unbelievably fucked, user.

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SPREAD THIS VIDEO TO PEOPLE YOU KNOW OR SOME SHIT
>SPREAD THIS VIDEO
streamable.com/s/d1tbi/ovkxhm

This is a white woman, speaking in peoples native language. This is not some foreigner of a different race in a distant land. This will hit people hard, it will wake them up to realize shit can be bad even for the young and apparently healthy, and it can hit you and the people you know

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Fucking stay there. You've pozzed enough countries already.

1000 FUCKING DEATHS IN ONE FUCKING DAY

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Very nice

I think it's time muslims of Europe prove their loyalties in a NATO lead invasion of China.

We're only halfway through the day and we've already topped yesterday's kill count of 817. We'll be 1000+ by this weekend.

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Deep Rock Galactic

Coofbucks
Coofschekels
ChinkieBucks
Breathing Cash
First time i've seen tax dollars ever not go to israel bucks
Alive reverse tax
Terminal Airborne Respiratory Disease Stimulus

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Germany suspends humanitarian admission of refugees
13:54: Germany is suspending the humanitarian admission of refugees from abroad in the coronavirus crisis according to a media report. A spokesman for the Federal Ministry of the Interior told the newspapers of the Funke media group (Thursday).

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nice, have a rare Corona

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Yup, Finnish CDC is known for their expertise and excellence in difficult situations.

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Can this hypothetical girl have a smol pp?

Thanks, i need a good laugh.

so long guys

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I got a kilo of vitamin c. Those adrenochrome tards won't live nearly as long as me.

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Thank you Poland bro, I was looking for this pic.

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shithole countries should actually not contain the virus, there's no reason to save their population.

People who work service have a reputation for being Leftist/Socialist, and they're really being vindicated in their hatred of a system that treats them in such a way.

reminder that these people dont even know what the fuck is going on

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The important thing is to NOT PANIC

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>less than 16k cases today, for the 5th straight day
we've hit the pinnacle

OH GOD BILL
OHHHHHHHHH GOD
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH GOD BIIIIIILL
youtube.com/watch?v=ZO5IZ-qthOY

rest in pepperonies

Sheeeeit best of luck user

WE NEED TO THINK OF THE ECONOMY 4.0
Jesus fucking Christ, every country's leader needs to hang

lol, you're not fooling anyone.

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>entire western world collapsing
>China smugly doing fine
>”why round eye die sho fasht hahahaha”

Does China think they’ll come out of this without war? Their lack of cases is going to make it very plausible that China did this on purpose, it’ll just take a little propaganda and we have a new world war like you wouldn’t believe.

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Are you scared of her yet, Yas Forums?

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daily reminder it can fuck u up even when young

nypost.com/2020/03/17/coronavirus-doctor-says-lung-scans-for-young-patients-were-nothing-short-of-terrifying/

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goodbye mario
thanks for the lasagnas

As long as this hypothetical girl is cute.

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Praying for you fellow Yas Forumsack

What's the actual fucking point of reducing the work time to 5 hours instead of 8? I have to be at home at 17:00 max.

Why is this helpful? Does the virus only work at night? Wtf?

I want a full lock down! Or nothing at all...

I still have to work but maybe after this week is over or when Trump starts the NEET bux I'm never leaving my house again and just going to play video games. Maybe take advantage of all the dead chinks and finally play pubg or StarCraft.

Better prepare for The v3 impacts tommy

Norf wins again

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I am playing Factorio for 16 hours a day.

Pasta la vista

Don't worry mutt, you are not alone

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NUMBER OF INFECTED COMPARATIVE AT 17 DAYS SINCE FIRST 100 INFECTED

ITALY: 12.462
SPAIN: 13.910
GERMANY: 11:302
FRANCE (AT DAY 16): 7.669

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Great job, buddy. Saved.

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I think we're at the point where we should just party while we can because it's not like we can avoid this shit and all the other catastrophes that will follow.

Last human hope!

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They should had done that like 10 years ago

This virus is a national socialist wet dream, bet stormfags are in ecstacy

they are prolly cruising and partying on a yacht somewhere.

French numbers when?

Then who took the picture?

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My fellow Americans, remember to spend your Coronabucks immediately after our God-Emperor awards them , DO NOT throw them into your savings. Those extra $1000 in your savings won't mean shit when the dollar collapses. You might as well spend them on material objects with actual value.

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soon to be #1 industrialised nation

that's retarded, that will do nothing to contain the spread. gov't probably just afraid of economic downturn from the full lockdown that is necessary

something something muh money deficit

nice, saved

Underrated.

fake news

honestly i am noticeably less comfy today than i have been in the last two months.

Based Polanon

Eagerly looking forward to future Corona-chan artwork

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here's some generated OC

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I went out today, bunch of people out, all the chippies were open. No-one seems to give a fuck, heard one person coughing up a lung and saw a guy with a mask. Police were standing around nattering with a woman who had 2 dogs.

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Rest in spaghetti
Never forgetti

oh nooo we're all gonna die ahhhhh

Bolsonaro will put the entire country at panic with the mask

Checked saved and thanked (You)

China numbah wan!?
Not for long!

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thanks brother
here even churches are closed, can't even go lit a candle ffs
shit's ogre

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>lack of cases
doesn't count if you don't count

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>laughing at sharts
>doesn't realise he'll be in an FEMA camp soon

your fucking emergency response is run by retarded niggers LMAO

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Watch WHO press conferences and see both jurnos and WHO niggers slurping on Chinese dick.

Yeah you're getting promoted to corpse.

Lombardy major just said that they can't contain the sick people anymore

A probe?

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anyone have the immune suppressant/airborne AIDS information to dump?

Goodbye Conte

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I'm already prepared and have piles of gold. I'll just give mine to my poorfag friends in the hope they call me for food

Why? What are you so worried about.

TWO MORE DEATHS IN SÃO PAULO

Drake

what a faggot

China is the only one helping other countries right now. They'll come out of this as heroes, especially if they keep a low profile

What are they doing now that Oprah has announced she's not under arrest?

JAYSUS--RV user here-I went to Kun the saturday before Trump's first presser and I posted my RV dated in early Jan. I told them to prepare--and they attacked me like a pack of wild dogs. Q said it's a nothingburger, a hoax, a cover for world-wide arrests and that they were safe.

Remember this--ALL NPCs have to die or real change / reboot can't happen. Those people you speak of are just as much NPC as the SJW--both are brain dead...they can do nothing more than what they've been programmed to do. They simply cannot face that life as they knew it is about to change. Forever.

That being said I keep getting this feeling when I RV this-that I'm missing something. The virus is very real and very dangerous-but this "stay inside" thing--it is 100% necessary because wuflu is airborne--but I just keep getting some kind of "there's something else" and it's coming up from behind me and there's this bright flash of light. Not sure what that is-going to keep trying. Does some nutjob hit the red button in some country out of despair or is something else coming..from behind me sort of indicates you're not really going to see it until it's here.

Fuck me but I can't get past this yet. Will try again tonight.

But FYI the virus is real it is not a hoax, it is a bioweapon and we're pretty fucked.

So, does anyone have any info as to why the China numbers of infected/dead have all of sudden slowed to halt, seems now that world attention is off them, they stopped reporting...

If hundred of your citizens were dying a day and your country was next door to complete social unrest, wouldn't you want to quell the panic

>Leclerc Santarém has toilet paper, run, quickly!

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That's fucking horrifying and she isn't even doing that bad compared to others.
Would go fucking insane with those granules inside 24/7.

too good.
not saving because of meme magic
SAGE

>Every country pouring into china like fortnight
HAPPENING

its mass hysteria and all a hoax lmao

what the fuck is that fucking chink doing?

Wouldn't it be good if you could just eats lots and lots of food like a bear and hibernate for 2+ months. Do you think this might work for humans? Has anyone ever tried it?

It would literally solve this problem completely if everyone just did this

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U.K. to force no essential businesses to close when?

Four stars out of five... And that's unheard of.

youtu.be/71Es-8FfATo

So, Xi, about these figures you're trying to sell us..they're not true, are they?

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Saved, great work user.

Based

Italy is now the protagonist of the whole world

How old are you? You will be fine if you are young. Only geezers die from this. Just make sure to keep your parents safe.

>475 new deaths
>2,978 total deaths
Nice work, Italy. Keep those numbers rising, okay?

>muh economy
hope it kills hundreds of thousands of monkeys desu, I went out yesterday and saw normal movement in the streets, these niggers are asking for it, hope they get it

They are a fucking hivemind, great leader Xi flipped the bioweapon switch

I got a bottle of ketchup.
Vitamin C, but it tastes good.

But you'll miss out on the chaos. Raleigh fag here. You niggers better thank me for opening your pools so you can swim one last time. Waiting for the chimp out.

You might as well buy a couple more bars then. It's free gibs, user

this worries me. i almost want to get it now. i bet there are corona infection parties taking place.

hook yourself up to some steroids to avoid muscle atrophy

>mom i posted it again
we were the first nation in the world to close borders with china
kys estonigger

I dont't want you to die donatello... please...

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I got my vitamin c from there, it's kill for me now. Goodbye.

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I genuinely think Brazilians are perhaps the biggest retards to ever exist. I fucking hate Brazilians. God I hate Brazilians so much.

Niggers are apparently more resistant unfortunately

My boss did same thing, she was even aware of the 2 cancer survivors, even after a confirmed case happened she only gave "quarantine vacation" to those immediately around the person
The office employees 250 people in downtown Seattle, we are so fucked

What if its an astronaut currently on the moon and get he got news that conolli-virus is killing everybody so he said fuck you to the rocket boys down town and decided to stay on the moon?

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>>China smugly doing fine
>Believing chink lies

happening overdose i suppose.

Herd detector

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Numbers leveled off because you stopped testing. How many millions of people dies? How many that were welded onto their homes died of starvation? Oh wait The CCP doesn’t care.

2022 SUPERPOWER!

day after day, the chink hate I have is getting more intense
FUCK CHINKS

uhhhhhhhhh guys?

That’s the thing, they need to look like they are suffering too or else shit is going to get really bad when this dies down. Normies are starting to say fuck China already, and chinks are already hard to sympathize with.

It's been a honour, pastabro, see you on the other side.

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I wonder how their females look like.

Kek NC aswell but I'm out in the mountians of bumfuck nowhere. Good luck out there lad.

REEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING CHINKS WHY YOU KEEP INFECTING THE WORLD

>Coronavirus: Silent patient infects entire surgical team
>For fear of losing his surgery appointment, one man concealed clear symptoms of coronavirus infection from the doctors treating him

FUCKING ITALY HOLY SHIT

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Here you go--a gold mine of survival PDFs
survivalistboards.com/showthread.php?t=206879

Obviously a helicopter flew up there and took the picture

italy should peak this week (basicly what we are seeing now is all the idiots that went to the carnival and shit) after that if they dont start a downwards trend it will be very odd

greece will peak in about 2 weeks this week and the next one is basicly our retards that went out and about on our carnivals and shit
ill give 2 weeks more because greeks are retards and went en mass on churches and such

corona fatigue kicking in.

What if everyone buys gold with it? Wouldn't unironically make it worth less than shit?

>stocks plunge
>chinese companies buy up all the cheap western ones
>china now owns all your companies
nothing personnel kids

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see you in another life brother

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BASED

What you're talking about sounds 100% with sociopath reasoning.

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yeah but that's from 3 days ago

You and God knows how many billions of others, user. I don't know if China is going to get glassed for this shit, but they will be economically isolated, North Korea style when this is over.

Only if you're a gay retard..... oh wait seeks help

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wrong image

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my body is ready

>Italy +4,207 (+475)
Italianbros tell me that everything is going to be alright, don't tell me we're next
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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We're witnessing history, thank you for allowing me to spend it with you.
I also need end of the world songs.

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see

i bet it was a retarded boomer

I'm sorry Mario

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kek

probably less schizo than most of pol desu.
if not.. Pure E N T E R T A I N M E N T

Basado

true

I'm surprised there aren't a lot of wuflu cases in Paris,yet.
The fuckers bought and run most of the tobacco/bars/betting shops in some areas up there.

same
the beaches are fucking packed here in Rio.
The lifeguards are going around warning everyone to move out of the beach, but no one is taking them seriously.
I just hope this starts spreading in the favelas, so corona-chan can go into maximum overdrive.

Everyone in Brazil is panic buying hand sanitizer and forgetting everything else. I had already bought plenty of hand sanitizer months ago and still have enough, so what should I be buying now while everyone else is focused on that?

Whoops

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bros, if i get one of these will i seem threatening?

they look MAD comfy too and have enough slack to fit a mask underneath, at least a n95 one.

thoughts?

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>dow jones nearing 19k
lel

>image size
checked
what if the astronaut took coronavirus to space with him and it was bombarded with gamma rays and came back to earth and totally fucked everyone up even worse?

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>I also need end of the world songs.
youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

475 dead today, not 368

I hated the Chinese before this because of all the Chinese students at my uni who keep in little groups, barely understand English, and are generally rude and weird but now I really hate the Chinese, I didn't even think it would be possible to hate them more.

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this happen in bosnia just worse
the dude was cheating on his wife in verona
and was in the hospital for a week with "normal flu" because he hid that he was in italy
half the hospital is probably infected

You don't fly helicopters to the moon? I do it all the time.

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Just eat a mushroom you drama zini

It's a boomer remover, no worries.

Regards from Ottawa. Please say more? Post links etc?

Oranges taste good too.

God damn it Italy, you are so fucked. This is bullshit.

you're next.

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thats not how being a strong man leader works tho user.

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BASED DOOMER

>Be sister in berlin
>reject the idea that the capital will go into lockdown sometime soon
>Believe in endsieg, berlin will not fall
>Brother wants me to come to the countryside, get whole family under one roof
>Tell my brother he's painting a dark picture
>Be absolutly scared to the point of beeing psychosomatic

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I can't find the source of the chart anywhere.

Okay guise I think it's time to stop it's happening too fast. This prank was funny but it's time to stop

It sucks. I miss the small talk, chaos and retardedness of my office

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youtube.com/watch?v=jdr8OBQns3g

>Doctors not assuming every nigger they see is infected.

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Why are doctors so fucking fat, despite knowing what being obese does to them?

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Fucking hell, I already had this song open, thanks mind-reading German bro.

He is definitely going to blow his brains out when people start dying in the thousands here. There is no backpedaling from that level of nothingburgerism.

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5th day of confinement: Another radio station, the one with the coughing host, has gone dark. Only 4 to go. TV is still going, but at this point it's obvious it's all pre-recorded. This loneliness is unbearable, I think I'm going crazy. I may have to leave the house not to lose my mind. But death waits out there.

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We are at the early stages of pandemic, Yiannis. This is only the beginning.

Wait, is that true? Holy shit, the goddamn fools

china owns usa since 2008 mate when they first bought them and saved their economy

New french cartoon from an alt-rightist (Mr Kitsune). Coronachan looks splendid !

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Well, maybe those nukes will come in useful after all.

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THIS needs to go viral. I saw the same damn thing in my suburban grocery store. We don't have chinks out here..but there was this older chink lady just like in the webm going around the store touching shit like that.and putting it back. THEN she goes to self checkout and I'm still watching her--she buys like two things but spreads her shit ALL over the touch screen key pad, check out space.

I see the same old lady doing the same thing at the thrift store the next day. Mainlander chink. Live in HI for many years know what they dress like act like and she didn't spreeeke Engrish.

I closed the tab with the vid from the corona-roastie in intensive care. Can someone pls post the link again? Thanks

Have one of these. Super good over the winter because you can wrap them one way for warmth and another way to keep the wind out.

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Doesn't even mention corona virus.

But I got over a decade worth of vitamin. It doesn't tastes bad either it's like chewing a battery.

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That explains phase 2!

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Thanks

They don't last as long.

Dumb move, china will face military action for this

nigga this shit better wipe my student loans

You would be surprised at how many nurses/medical students do drugs/drink shitloads of alchohol and even smoke lol

please prison please felony

it doesnt work like that at least for italy they shouldnt have any more upwards trend after this week

p.s my name is indeed yiannis

>as heroes

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"it doesn't matter that you escaped my UK school visits. I will educate you ALL over the Internet! I will teach you all a lesson you will never forget in a hurry! Love ya." - Corona Chan

news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-uk-schools-to-close-from-friday-11959769

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no breaks on this train, goodluck.
youtube.com/watch?v=TJ6Mzvh3XCc

Hate to break this to you, user..but yes, you're next.

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good morning /cvg/
NY had a shitty night

>US State Leaderboard
119 total deaths

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA
54 deaths
>NY
20 deaths
>CA
13 deaths
>FL
7 deaths
>LA
6 deaths
>NJ
3 deaths
>CO, IN, VA, TX
2 deaths
>GA, IL, KS, KY, NV, OR, SC, SD
1 death

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SOMEONE PLESAE POST HAZMAT SUIT TEMPLATES

précis

Spain's got the sexiest curve of them all. The lead will be ours.

Dunno what you're looking for specifically, I've got this
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4125530/
jvi.asm.org/content/79/12/7819.long
ucdavis365-my.sharepoint.com/:w:/g/personal/dvpnguyen_ucdavis_edu/ES_O_9yoVeJFjpupkaTAYPABNwfWcF9qzu88lkeZMfuQkw?rtime=lNhM9WbL10g
Basically Lymphopenia caused by the virus infecting immune system cells (common to known coronaviruses, most commonly observed clinical symptom of COVID-19 is indeed Lymphopenia), it falls a bit short of aids because there's abortive replication (kills the cell but no copies of the virus are released).
Complications caused by exacerbated innate immunity response as a consequence of lymphocyte depletion

he's facing up to 12 years

tomorrow probably

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if you cant afford to not work for two fucking weeks you deserve to be homeless lol. Fucking poorfags

youtube.com/watch?v=hMDJc6svIT0
youtube.com/watch?v=EdFKoZHzMQ0

Brack Prage

I've seen this shit too, are they really doing this en masse? It was a few younger chinese roasties. That shit cured my yellow fever.