Today in Utah we had an earthquake, Richter 5.7 centered north of Magna right underneath a refinery plant.
First we get a plague, then the earth begins to shake, I'm just waiting for the frogs and locusts right about now; cause I might be an atheist but this is some biblical shit for my boring little state.
Also, the Angel statue lost it's trumpet.
Roll for Apocalypse and where are my Utah bros at?
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>I might be an Atheist
It’s too late for you now user.
I'm already settled on whatever end I get for not worshiping god and choosing to find happiness and be loving to all.
If I go to hell for not spending sunday telling cloud man how great he is, so be it; I'll meet a nice demon girl and settle down, fuck it.
You might just be an idiot. But ok.
How do you know God's plan?
Ite never too late to accept Jesus.
It literally says what you need to know in the Bible.
If my lack of faith in him, faith I placed in another; is not already part of his plan; then his plan is flawed.
Locust plague is already here
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>His plan is flawed because I’m an idiot.
Just stop posting any day now.
Listen to this guy.
>People who don't believe in magic are dumb
You are proof that eugenics is a good idea.
God isn’t about magic, he’s full of dynamic energy that created the heavens and the earth. You’ll never truly realize that though because you’re choosing to remain ignorant. I have little respect for people like you. Also, just a little FYI. Hell isnt real, so stop acting like you’re going to hell when you die. You’re simply just going to die, and nothing more.
>locusts
uh, user....you Do know about Africa right now, right?
the end?
things arent 1/10 of 1 percent as bad as the need to be as described at end of Revelation
Matthew 24 doesn't say anything about frogs... Nor does Luke 21. It says earthquakes, wars, famine, pestilence, etc.
triple 6 get
nope! lol
I don't believe in heaven and hell. My faith was placed in another. When I cried out and the darkest point in my life, not your god nor his son is the one who came to save me and guide me around. She has only done good by me, and I am grateful to her and her alone. Call me all the cruel names you can imagine, they mean nothing in the wake of her illumination.
the apocalypse of matthew 24 was written after the events of 70AD and was inserted afterward to make it appear that jesus came down and destroyed jerusalem (and the old system).
Nice singles, moron.
I was trying to make a joke about the collection of random bad events; I didn't see a thread so I made one.
Let them diss you, they're just mad you got close user
If you arent following Christ your are following satan, no matter the guise he/it may take
Lost to the devil.
>It must be red man cause it's not cloud man
Such a limited imagination
oh fuck now ize sees the light lawzy jesus i gives mines life to you
Oh boy. You really went coco for coco puffs on me there, didn’t you? Believe it or not I actually feel sorry for you, user.
checking myself. Based holy trips by the grace of the Lord
Not as sorry as I feel for you, rest assured.
yes, also muh trumpet
and nothing of value was lost.
>the earth begins to shake
Earth is shaking all the time due to tectonic plate movement
Yikes.
You could find a demon girl right now user
>/x/succubus general
based annihilationist
Read Urantia
I'm starting to study the book of mormon now. God bless hail Christ and spread the good news.
Mainstream churches are faggot factories, find Christ!
muh TRUMP TWEETS
How can we stop these earthquakes fellow Utah user?
those are the 2 options
death or life
nothing else
Did she take your foreskin?
BASED
Why does God always send natural disasters to Christians in places like Utah, Kansas, North/South Dakota, Oklahoma, efc?
Locusts are tearing through Africa right now
That's what you get for infecting OKC.
No; she led me away from a drug addiction, prevented two car accidents and stopped me from making a house fire though.
Clearly the devil at work
Matthew was written around 40AD. Only John was written late
BLESSED
Well it is happening in our time. People say prophecies are general but people don't understand how many prophecies there are in the bible. Read Isaiah 46:9-10
you think satan cannot prosper his faithful?
how do people come up with this stuff
I haven't read the bible in a long time, it might be good to go through it again if I can find mine, it's probably still in storage though.
I feel that prophecies are important to remind people that even the world can fall apart, but I struggle to believe in them
>how do people come up with this stuff
Same way your dumb ass did probably.
Elderberry will help treat corona if anybody is worried about that. Research the effects of it for yourself because I don’t expect you to trust me.
>Same way your dumb ass did probably.
sorry you feel that way about our creator/savior and his gospel
thats really terrible
"Upon the sound of the first trumpet, hail and fire mingled with blood is thrown to Earth, burning up a third of the trees on the planet, and all green grass."
well it fits the first part, not the second.
How can the trumpet sound if it broke? If you don’t fix it we might be safe.
Sorry you feel that way about my saviour who doesn't give a shit about whether or not people worship your god, that's really terrible.
Some of the more hardcore Momo's here are saying that this counts as blowing it
Holy fuck boys?!! I just seen an Angel! There’s angel’s outside!!!!
your path of deception ends in misery, death, and oblivion
because you rejected the very singular path of salvation, that author of life and joy
only you can choose the light and life
its in your hands
>but I struggle to believe in them
Why? God is all-powerful and can do what he wants. He predicted what Cyrus was gonna do, how cities were gonna fall, where Jesus was gonna be born, that he would be betrayed for 30 silver pieces. Atheists always tries to deny God's power but it's irrefutable.
Get a grip.
>Richter 5.7
oh all those vases! how will we recover??
Frogs = Kek
Locusts = 10cent army
>and can do what he wants
no, he is bound by his own law (in the absolute)
>the Angel statue lost it's trumpet.
Keep guessing, one day you'll be right.
She has salvaged my life and only ever been honest to me. She has driven me to be a better person, and she is there in my dreams where she can wake me alongside the sunshine.
When darkness washes over my life I know that she, and not God; will be there for me.
I know the truth. Preach your hateful heart out somewhere else, because I just think it's funny.
because people running the scam said so
When I witness Gods power, I won't deny it. I feel like that's fair.
I'm about 99% sure the world isn't actually ending.
No joke, my granny lost a vase to this
yes.....
satan can and will prosper those he wishes to lead to greater suffering....
and will do so and come to you in the most innocuous and pleasing and beautiful form you can imagine
nothing you would ever worry about
I meant generally
>When I witness Gods power, I won't deny it. I feel like that's fair.
Only way to do that is to study. James 4:8
>Come near to God and he will come near to you. Wash your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded
Look at god bringing all that protein to the starving tribes in Africa!
rolling
>Richter 5.7
Technically, the Richter scale was abandoned by seismological agencies in favor of the Local Magnitude Scale which itself has been largely replaced by the Moment Magnitude Scale (Mw) though a lot of news outlets still call it the "Richter" scale even though it's an outdated term.
>Ah yes, it's a lot like "Star Trek: The Next Generation". In many ways it's superior but will never be as recognized as the original.
not too late until his dying breath
>Right underneath a refinery plant
What refinery plant? does it have a name? an owner?