/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2238

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MARTIAL LAW

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Are you guys listening to Bill Ackman crying on live tv right now?

123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

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Curefags on suicide watch when real Italy numbers come out in 5.

Predicting 3000-3500 here, place your bets Yas Forums

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wow it's literally nothing

>DO NOT WITHDRAW

>I REPEAT: DO NOT GET CASH OUT

>DON'T DO IT

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>hey user i was thinking it would be funny since we ran out of toilet paper a week ago you just ate out my dirty sweaty asshole hahaha just kidding
>...unless?

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shit's ogre
ambulances going up and down all day
police patrolling the streets

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TRUMP JUST IMPLIED REPERCUSSIONS ON CHINA

I guess Europe has to open its border to let them all in

Is 45 new patients in icu a good sign?

not sure if i had it or not. our country won't test you unless you had contact with someone going to an affected country or go to the hospital.

>prior to day 1: more coughing than usual.
>day 1: feel ok in the morning around lunch time get strong post nasal drip and feeling a bit nauseous. buy week's worth of food anticipating that im coming down with sickness
>day 2: wake up and i'm ill. very sore throat, blocked nose, very mild fever, headache, muscle pains. able to get up and do stuff like walk around and cook. lots of sputum, some is blood streaked in the morning. have some bouts of diahrrea through the day
>day 3: still ill. dry sharp coof developing, in the evening my chest feels tight but no shortness of breath or difficulty breathing, right lung aches if i breath in deeply. still able to get up and do stuff and vacuumed my room but it left me quite tired. some sputum and some blood streaked in the morning
>day 4: muscle pain and sore throat gone. everything else still there. coof becoming quite bad, eventually lung pain subsides. still able to get up and do stuff. a little bit of sputum in the morning
>day 5: most symptoms gone, very infrequent coof. lungs feel ok and no longer tight. lymph node aching and mild headache, but largely fine. one bit of sputum in the morning
>day 6: feel essentially fine today.
>day 7: feel totally fine today
so was this coronavirus? I'm hesitant to call it a cold because usually colds dont come with muscle pain and lung tightness. hesitant to call it a flu because usually the flu fever fucks me up way worse than this and i never got lung problems from a flu. however it was fairly mild as far as sicknesses go.
need to self isolate till friday according to the government, regardless of what it was.

NOOOOOO CHINA SAID IT WAS ONLY THE OLDIES

We are now witnessing the downfall of western civilization.

In the coming weeks amerifats are going to be dying in droves, anarchy will reign in the streets. We'll have drumpfie gun nuts fighting the military in the streets when they try to enforce martial law it'll be glorious.

We western chinese will always be loyal to china for one simple reason: you whites never accepted us, we could have been good allies and even friends but you've turned and will turn all westernized asians against you as well.

I've been brushing up my Mandarin and just waiting for the Chinese century to finish its prelude act.

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>Italy is purposefully killing 400 of its people every day to hurt the Trump economy
Is this a 200 IQ moment?

Marshall law and gorilla warfare incoming.

>cali
Good, they deserve it for they're faggotry

>nothingburgers are now begging US for 2 more weeks

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[UPDATE]

>Chile
+37

>Argentina
+14

>Brazil
+42

>Peru
+28

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>tfw no bunker gf

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THIS IS MORE THAN.YESTERDAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>polish Doctor commits suicide after testing positive for corona chan
se.pl/kielce/nie-zyje-ceniony-lekarz-z-kielc-byl-zakazony-koronawirusem-aa-nV4N-MZpK-VxQ8.html

ACKMAN SAYS SHUT IT DOWN NIGGERS. SHUT IT DOWN NOW. CNBC SAID SO. RICH AUTIST GOING CRAZY ON CNBC AAAAAAAAA

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You know, they didn't just start with bats...

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Medication time Kraut

EXPONENTIAL
GROWTH

BREAKING RESEARCH FROM CLINICAL TRIAL on HCQ + azithromycin in treatment of COVID-19.
100% of patients with COVID-19 were virologically cured after 6 DAYS of treatment.
p-value HAPPENING STATUS: CANCELLED

Why it works:
>(Hydroxy)Chloroquine allows zinc to enter the cells
>Intracellular zinc ions in turn inhibit coronavirus replicase
Easy video explanation:
youtube.com/watch?v=U7F1cnWup9M&t=97

Other links:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chloroquine
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydroxychloroquine (plaquenil)

youtube.com/watch?v=vE4_LsftNKM&t=1m20s
Chinese recommended dosage:
>400mg HCQ twice for the first day
>200mg HCQ twice per day for 4 days

Hydroxychloroquine MORE effective than chloroquine:
academic.oup.com/cid/advance-article/doi/10.1093/cid/ciaa237/5801998

>B-B-BUT I SAW A SCARY LIST OF SIDE EFFECTS
B-B-BUT I SAW A SCARY LIST OF SIDE EFFECTS
>B-B-BUT I SAW A SCARY LIST OF SIDE EFFECTS
Every drug has side effects you fucking retard. Look at aspirin for example: drugs.com/sfx/aspirin-side-effects.html
Hydroxychloroquine has been used for over 60 years. The dosage needed for SARS2 treatment lies well within the recommended dosage limit. Side effects won't occur for the 5-7 days of treatment needed for SARS2.

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NOOOOOO NOT THE PASTARINOS

>gorilla

It's gurrila hans

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>why yes, I do get excited about new cases in my country solely because I want to fill my excel sheet, what gave it away ?

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Are the Italian numbers gonna be declining?

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WHO THE FUCK IS TALKING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>Guerrilla

Silly kraut

where's the study on mask usefulness in hongkong to curb the infection rate

My wife was sick a week ago, got tested, negative. Three of her co-workers at the hospital have tested positive. She started feeling better, now her throat is getting sore once again. I suspect the negative result was a false negative. This is it, right? Round 2?

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Popped over parent's house and they seem to be low on lysol/chloride wipes. They do have gallons and gallons of bleach and vinegar in their laundry room, however.

Anyone know a good ratio for mixing up some spray bottles of this stuff? I'm thinking 5% bleach should be fine...

In crisis times, it doesn't pay to be meek when solutions are at hand.
>Instead of giving up billions in taxes and crashing our markets,
we could just spend a few million to produce an actual virus cure that the Obama WH knew about, by the guy the Bush WH knew about for another useful item...
Someone call Dr. Rider, and get him in a lab with some large animals, and we could have this cured, entirely, in a few months.
Wave some regulations, and the cure is available in a few weeks.
The molecule works the same way against almost every virus on earth. Meaning we have a cure.
None of this;
>risk to family and friends
>shut down economy
>risk of riots
>risk of foreign messes we aren't at strength to handle
>excessive debt spending
MIT is the technicians giving you solutions, and that's what this is, an MIT solution.
Take it and have a cure, or leave it and lose lives and trillions, and possibly wars.

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Lombardy is running out of ICU in a few days and patients are getting transferred to southern regions by helicopters

corriere.it/cronache/20_marzo_18/coronavirus-muore-volo-paziente-lombardo-trasferito-puglia-98069b82-6907-11ea-913c-55c2df06d574.shtml

I read here that disinfectant and washing your hands doesn't work against the virus, how much of this is true? I know that once the virus reaches my home it's ogre already.

>that fucking silent look at each other
>fuck make the completely unintelligible person answer it

we should send our infected to paraguai and make it a concentration camp for them fuck it

It's still worth it right bro's?
Sure your hopa will likely be born with:
>a tail
>and weak lungs
>probably look nothing like you
but hey at least he'll be good at math, right!?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
FUCKING BASED JOURNALIST
WHICH ONE OF YOU IS SPEAKING RIGHT NOW?

SCHIZOPHRENIC GOVERNMENT ACTIVITY

Is that pic the bitch from planned parenthood?

nope

checking back

I injected corona into my anus. Waiting to see what happens

Is... Is it slowing down? At last?
Please let it be, so many people are dying, this needs to stop

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Schizophrenic government activity TOP KEK

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RUN THE BANKS NOW
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its been real you dumb flip

Yes virus has stealth capability

Your wife got tested too fast. Now the guberment probably won’t test her again until she’s dying

BOJO in 3 mins lads: youtube.com/watch?v=dkBIgsSXQn8

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Does anyone have a link to that corona virus live tracker on YouTube that has been live since the end of January? It consistently has 30k+ viewers but for some reason I can't find it
>Does anyone have a link to that corona virus live tracker on YouTube that has been live since the end of January? It consistently has 30k+ viewers but for some reason I can't find it
Does anyone have a link to that corona virus live tracker on YouTube that has been live since the end of January? It consistently has 30k+ viewers but for some reason I can't find it
>Does anyone have a link to that corona virus live tracker on YouTube that has been live since the end of January? It consistently has 30k+ viewers but for some reason I can't find it

Apparently the tests aren't very precise in general

USA join to War against Coronavirus

Fellow millennials it’s been a privilege shitposting with you all for all these years. Seems coronachan is coming for us all. Godspeed lads, I’ll see you on the other side.

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I'm headed to the bank now to withdraw the max, then headed to the grocery store before everyone else gets the news.

>Marshall law

>slight tickle in the back of my throat

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Decilne, inreace, decline like wdvve seen. They only test the severely ill, keep in mind how many only have a minor case and could become full blow in the next few days.

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Do not anal vore corona-chan.

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How many have recovered? I want to know how many recover VS how many die.

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Based. I'd rather live in Mad Max world than this shithole.

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PRINT HARDER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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based

Good thing I had given up masturbation for Lent anyway!

>Imagine Spain Next Week, Madrid is still open and Madrid people spread for whole Spain.

>Azn women
Yikes, only Nips are really worth it. I do have desert fever though.

>a story of coping

Just got this from a loved one in Paris.

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Where is Greta hiding in the wake of all these happenings?

>African can succeed
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and we can send our infected to bolivia, they should be fine there, right?

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Italy is going down. It's over. The prime-minister of Lombardy has officially said they can't keep up, can't treat the sick. They're done.

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CAN THESE WORLD LEADERS TIME ON EACH OTHER JESUS

SHE FEEDS ON COOM
>SHE FEEDS ON COOM
SHE FEEDS ON COOM
>SHE FEEDS ON COOM
SHE FEEDS ON COOM
>SHE FEEDS ON COOM
SHE FEEDS ON COOM
>SHE FEEDS ON COOM
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>SHE FEEDS ON COOM

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>youtube.com/watch?v=2H5rusicEnc

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Fuck off faggot

More and more people need to suffer

worldometers.info/coronavirus/
Numbers from yesterday: 2500 dead 2900 recovered

They didn't say that. Wait a few minutes for the Civil Protection conference
youtube.com/watch?v=_xDIsotty1U&feature=youtu.be

youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw&feature=emb_logo

in my bed

>literally the only sport I care about or watch

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Simple question. Can this disease be spread by mosquitoes? I assume no since it has never been mentioned. Could it mutate to make it possible to be carried by mosquitoes?

That channel is so interesting to watch. In that video the guy said that at some point, the graph would reach a saturation point, and the number of cases would stop going up. This is mainly because there are no people left to infect. If this scenario happens and the hospitals are overwhelmed by large number of patients with complications, how fucked are we?
My professors also suggested that the peak of this pandemic will be somewhere around mid to late April if no measures are taken. What should countries even do to stop this? Lock everyone in their homes for at least 2-3 weeks and put military on the streets? Would this even help?

source

from Lombardy only

FUCK

Thanks user

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they're just making it worse with such articles
people will get scared and do it

Mutation is possible but it hasn't happened...yet

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

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Only have live reporting from a Dutch source, but run it through google translate if you want
>"Het aantal infecties daalt niet, de cijfers blijven hoog." Attilio Fontana, minister-president van Lombardije waarschuwt voor de definitieve instorting van het gezondheidssysteem in de Italiaanse regio. "Binnenkort zijn we niet meer in staat de zieken te behandelen."

CIRCUIT BREAKERS HIT AAAAAAAAA.

I'm starting to get some nasal drip. It started yesterday. I'm not elderly.

Do I got it?

Careful with that edge memeflaggot

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ohhh noooo goddamn it noooo AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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CDC offers the following
>Mosquitoes and ticks can’t spread all types of viruses.
>At this time, we have no data to suggest that COVID-19 or other similar coronaviruses (e.g. SARS, MERS) are spread by mosquitoes or ticks.
>For a virus to pass to a person through a mosquito or tick bite, the virus must be able to replicate inside the mosquito or tick.

I‘m no expert but if they suck off an infected person right before sucking you off, i suppose that could happen.

>(he was black)

HAPPENING, CHECK VID AT 0:05
>twitter.com/carajoo78/status/1240316774563921926
>coughing
>already reported that his wife has coronavirus

PRESIDENT OF SPAIN CAN HAVE CORONAVIRUS
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Unlikely, as sore throat and stuffy nose aren't generally present with COVID. It probably was just regular flu

it already mutated once in china

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Hahahahahaahah holy fuck good luck Mario, better start to pray, it works belive me.

I wrote a song for /cvg/

>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Makes your death as fast as lightning
>In fact it's a little bit frightening
>When it's your chest that I am tightening

>There were dirty Chinamen, from dirty Wuhan town
>They were boiling up some bats
>And slurping guano down
>It's an ancient Chinese art
>Making tortured animal broth
>Everything tastes so great
>Until you start to cough

>EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Your cruise just seemed so inviting
>Until it came to alighting
>On my shores for dining

>There's Winnie the Flu, blamin the US of A
>While coughing on TV
>Iranians claimed it was okay
>Then the Italians stepped it up
>Threw their arms out to the side
>Sang, "hug a chink today"
>Now 50% have died

>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Tedros' palms are tightening
>His fever's a little bit ripening
>Due to the yuan that I'm providing

>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, *cough*
>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, *cough*
>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, *hack*

>Now our boomers can't be saved,
>It's too late for Tommy Hanks
>With apocalyptic glare, a figure gives her thanks:
>To all you dirty Godless chinks,
>To bat asshole enslaved
>Coronachan lifts her head
>And says, "here comes the second wave"

>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Your coughs are sharp as lightning
>Is that your will that you are writing?
>Leave your kids TP for wiping

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130 more than yesterday? Holy fuck

>MUH H*CKIN CHINKIEPOOS
HAHAHA THESE FUCKING JOURNOS

Less infected?

Another run
twitter.com/haaretzcom/status/1240250445718839296?s=20
It's them

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>civil protection
sound familiar?

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India is about to get enriched by Corona-chan.

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and in Brazil

Chinese prisoners are having a corona party.

wsj.com/articles/coronavirus-outbreaks-at-china-prisons-spark-worries-about-unknown-clusters-11582286150

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It's over.

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qrd what does it mean?

HAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
KUNG FLU
HAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
KUNG FLU

How are you supermarkets doing?

Went to my local to top up before I isolate myself and they were 70% empty. What's left is 90% expensive stuff such as tropical fruit, steaks*, expensive tinned salmon. Lots of vegan fake foods and plenty of options in the foreign food sections oddly.

*I grabbed the 4 best steaks, unfortunately they had no potatoes, eggs or anything that goes with steak.

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Holy sheit it‘s going fast as fuuuck

^kung flu

what is this timeline?!

>KUNG FLU
>SAY IT AGAIN

nice

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>Kung Flu
We made it boys

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PERU AT 145

PERU AT 145

I NEVER WANTED IN THIS RIDE

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TRUMP JUST SAID KUNG FLUUUU!!!!
TRUMP JUST SAID KUNG FLUUUU!!!!
TRUMP JUST SAID KUNG FLUUUU!!!!
TRUMP JUST SAID KUNG FLUUUU!!!!
TRUMP JUST SAID KUNG FLUUUU!!!!
TRUMP JUST SAID KUNG FLUUUU!!!!
MEME MAGIC BOYSS!!!!

> KUNG FLU
HE FUCKING SAID IT, THE MADMAN

Gook bug cunt

Based SK. Being extremely aggressive about contact tracing and testing. They're also using a lot of government-mandated privacy-invading tech shit that wouldn't fly in the West.

>SAVE TODAY'S COOM FOR THE FUTURE

I’m gonna have sex tonight with a yummy Taiwanese girl and coom multiple times into her.

Fuck off.

>REEEE YOU CANT CALL IT THE KUNG FLU THATS RAYCIIIISSS

Christ who even fucking cares
Even in the apocalypse these people are so concerned with being PC

Vocaroo that shit.

FROM MEMES TO DREAMS

>my shitpost was true
wtf

daily remember the real illness here is the ignorance and blindness of what is the virus. the entire world deserves it for don't listen at the time. now they must suffer to pay their sins.

youtube.com/watch?v=1Kr_buvPfRM

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>KUNG FLU
KUNG FLU
>KUNG FLU
KUNG FLU

EXPLAIN THIS TO ME

total cases are 500 per 1 mill pop on the stats site for italy

That works out to 0.05% not even 1% and those are cases not even deaths.
Why the fuck are all governments overreacting so hard?

Wife, Second vicepresident, secretary and two ministers.

Yes, He is fucked and whole congress

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Kong Flu

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KUNG FLU

>Kung Flu
Which one is next?
Wu Flu, Holocough, Chinkenpox, Chinese Virus, Ow Chi Lung, Winnie the Flu, Gutter Oil Boils, Wet Market Surprise, Shanghai Shivers, Oriental Onset, Dim Sum Diarrhea, Szechuan Sore Throat, Terminal Taoism, Sweet and Sour Sicken, WHO Flu, Asian Ailment, Slant-eye Sickness, Fu Manchu Fever, Coolie Cough, Beijing Bug, Mandarin Malady, Lo Mein Pain, Cantonese Killer, Guangdong Gout, Confucian Cancer, Kung Pow Fever, Chop Fluey, Wu-Ping Cough, Sicken Fried Rice, Xi Special, Shanghai Shivers, The Jinping Sting, Batsoup Poop, Flu Manchu, Rangoon Doom, Egg Roll Toll, Teriyaki Terror, Wonton West Nile, Bamboo Shoot Poops, Rice Noodle Rickets, Finger Trap Clap, Pu Pu Pandemic, Dog Meat Diphtheria, Genghis Cough, Hong Kong Fluey, Chu-Monia, Xi Jinplague

>Kung Flu

Lol

circuit breaker activated again

AIR FORCE ONE JUST KUNG FLEW OVER MY LOOF

SHUT IT DOWN

twitter.com/CNBC/status/1240323016963362816

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LOL HE SAID IT

>nigga said kung flu
Based and redpilled

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>the virus must be able to replicate inside the mosquito or tick
aye this is what made me think of it

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HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING

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Toilet paper is completely wiped out in my town.

>disgusting sea monkey
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Its gonna be okay user, you're prepared, right???

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This virus collapse health systems

OOOOGA BOOOGA BOOOGA BOOO

EVERYTHING IS RACIST TO THESE 45 IQ MONKEYS

PRETTY SOON A NIGGER LIKE THIS WILL BE PRESIDENT

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS ACCELERATING

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It means Trump is doing what Americans thought would happen under Obama, even though a cheap + easy to manufacture + safe treatment is successfully being used in France + South Korea

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no corona chan wasted all her dna points into survival and infection

Check the graphs in this report. It will answer all your questions. imperial.ac.uk/media/imperial-college/medicine/sph/ide/gida-fellowships/Imperial-College-COVID19-NPI-modelling-16-03-2020.pdf

>not Crouching Chink, Hidden Virus

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israel
IT/D/R (Infected Total/Dead/Recovered):
433/0/11

imagine the shitstorm this will cause on those commies. hahaha

UNJINX THE FUCKING JANX RIGHT NOW, NIGGER
there are millions of Romanians coming back home from Italy, we don't need this shit

remember all of them are old or were sick before

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Would you eat it Yas Forums?

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BOJO IS LATE.

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Shanghai Shivers is the only good one in this list. It's so good, it's listed twice.

When it kills a billion apefricans we'll call it the Kang Flu

same here
It's been having me coof for 2 days now
If it gets worse I'll outside and infect normalshits to death do us apart.

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You a genius. Let me investigate this

Wait, what? No? Holy shit

You are here

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Man your supermarkets aren even more incompetent than ours. Lacking hygiene stuff and pasta but still got basically everything else

youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw4801

We should make pamphlets like this one and send them all over China.
google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://www.youthforhumanrights.org/sites/default/files/YHRI-Story-of-HR-Booklet_download.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwj6oc7bv6ToAhUF2qwKHVi9DD8QFjALegQIBhAJ&usg=AOvVaw3vhwOncnXcslEHlxJDdpq7&cshid=158455084201

Too cute desu.

KUNG FLU
>KUNG FLU
KUNG FLU
>KUNG FLU
KUNG FLU
>KUNG FLU

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Anyone else been watching the conferences? I know it's a minor point, but this "reporter" is so obviously planted that it makes me worried for us all. What the actual fuck.

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I confirm

Someone give me a QRD I've been planting landmines in my fields.

Good luck

Listen here Jack, I'm gonna set you straight. I'll only say this once so listen up, Fat. This virus isn't going anywhere. Let me repeat myself, this virus isn't going anywhere. Back in my day we didn't call it covid whatever; we called it the "Shanghai Shivers". OK, here's the deal, Slick. I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol' Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. He caught the Shanghai Shivers one year and let me tell you, if Cornflake Jackson says, "It ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank, Buckaroo. That's how I know you're full of shit. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.

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Toilet paper? I ain't seen any in the last 5 days nor has anyone I've spoken too.

WHERES ARE BORIS

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why does this pine cone have a tail

how many people died per day during peak bubonic plague if populations were proportional to today's population numbers? like 50,000?

>KUNG FLU

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Anyone else here working in hospitals, nursing homes, etc? I work at a 300+ bed hospital in Florida. So far:
>staff are split between people who think it's a nutt'n to people who think it's the end of the world
>we're running out of N95 masks and we still don't have a confirmed COVID case
>every COVID suspect is treated like a full-on COVID case until proven otherwise, so every room from the ER, the X-ray, and the final bed are "terminal cleaned" (mopped walls, curtains changed, all while wearing gowns + eyes + caps + N95 masks that we're running out of)

We haven't actually had a case yet and we're already stressed out. And I'm getting leery of facebook because they're "fact checking" the most inane shit, like that meme drawing parallels between fucking Akira and COVID. I honestly, truely hope that this is a nothingburger and there's nothing coming from this because right now, I don't know if we can take a major hit. We still have people with cancer, heart conditions, hip replacements, and every other ailment we always get because those problems aren't taking a day off just because Corona is here. If anyone else actually works in healthcare and isn't a shill, please chime in.

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NUKE MOSCOW
I REPEAT
NUKE MOSCOW

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He's having his afternoon tea, leave him alone

About so.

wtf?kek

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G.R.R. MARTIN SAYS THE CORONAVIRUS LOCKDOWN IS HELPING HIM FINISHING WINDS OF WINTER FOR ONCE
>G.R.R. MARTIN SAYS THE CORONAVIRUS LOCKDOWN IS HELPING HIM FINISHING WINDS OF WINTER FOR ONCE
G.R.R. MARTIN SAYS THE CORONAVIRUS LOCKDOWN IS HELPING HIM FINISHING WINDS OF WINTER FOR ONCE
>G.R.R. MARTIN SAYS THE CORONAVIRUS LOCKDOWN IS HELPING HIM FINISHING WINDS OF WINTER FOR ONCE
G.R.R. MARTIN SAYS THE CORONAVIRUS LOCKDOWN IS HELPING HIM FINISHING WINDS OF WINTER FOR ONCE
>G.R.R. MARTIN SAYS THE CORONAVIRUS LOCKDOWN IS HELPING HIM FINISHING WINDS OF WINTER FOR ONCE
G.R.R. MARTIN SAYS THE CORONAVIRUS LOCKDOWN IS HELPING HIM FINISHING WINDS OF WINTER FOR ONCE

THE FUCKING HACK IS GONNA DELIVER

>cnet.com/news/george-r-r-martin-writing-winds-of-winter-under-LYcoronavirus-lockdown-game-of-thrones/

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Wait, I can't sing
I need a singanon

Time stamp pls i need to see this

oh he did, mhmmm, some lightskin sheboon asked him about the alleged WH staffer who said Kung Flu, then Trump asked her to say it again and he then repeated the words

Kek

Holy shit they are idiots. There will be more deaths due to this than the virus. If there are any rooftop Koreans here, speak up, we can send ammo. You are going to need it once more friends.

Intense. Probably not even by choice, workers just walking out when they heard co-workers were infected

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Can't believe I missed 200K getting posted, loving Corona-chan

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>money printer goes BRRRRRRRRRR

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Bought Ford at 7. How fucked am i?

will it finally happen

>go to sleep
>wake up
>10k new cases already
man what the fuck

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>asks non-critical question
>clearly a plant

Maybe some people actually give a shit about actual information rather than racism.

More deaths, fewer infections. Doesn’t necessarily mean anything since you can get a drop of infections just from having a test kit shortage.

Watch out, the chinks got their poo emojis out! You're in big trouble now! Just look at what they did to poor Denmark when they made fun of the chinks.

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Went to Aldi at 8am when they opened the queue was down the street. The manager came out before they unlocked and said no more than 4 of any item and all they had was what was on the shelf and it's was about a quarter stocked. No bogroll. All White people too, niggers have no foresight whatsoever.

And yet, Elon Musk got a pass from his country to keep the Tesla Fremont plant open.

just a flu, bro

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Whos the qt indian chick at the press conference?

Korea has loads of young infected from the cult and they are still at 1% CFR with 15% cases resolved. That's higher than China ex Hubei. Chloroquine is a meme.

planted?

Northern Ireland schools shut now.

75 years too late

There are still corner shops with plenty of food to buy and supermarkets are still getting deliveries. One big problem I think we will have is the fact we import 50% of our food... which is probably why there were almost no fresh veg and fruit at my local supermarket.

>QT

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