>LATEST CASES 10:10: 463 new cases in Germany. 10:02: First case in Djibouti. 09:31: First 3 cases in Kyrgyzstan. All three had returned from a pilgrimage to Saudi Arabia. 09:15: 35 new cases and 1 new death in Norway. 09:03: First death in Moldova. The patient was a 61-year-old woman who was admitted to hospital after returning from Italy. She had underlying issues such as stage 2 hypertension and type 2 diabetes. 08:40: 63 new cases and 1 new death in Luxembourg. 07:59: 139 new cases in Austria.
BREAKING RESEARCH FROM CLINICAL TRIAL on HCQ + azithromycin in treatment of COVID-19. 100% of patients with COVID-19 were virologically cured after 6 DAYS of treatment. p-value HAPPENING STATUS: CANCELLED
Why it works: >(Hydroxy)Chloroquine allows zinc to enter the cells >Intracellular zinc ions in turn inhibit coronavirus replicase Easy video explanation: youtube.com/watch?v=U7F1cnWup9M&t=97
>B-B-BUT I SAW A SCARY LIST OF SIDE EFFECTS B-B-BUT I SAW A SCARY LIST OF SIDE EFFECTS >B-B-BUT I SAW A SCARY LIST OF SIDE EFFECTS Every drug has side effects you fucking retard. Look at aspirin for example: drugs.com/sfx/aspirin-side-effects.html Hydroxychloroquine has been used for over 60 years. The dosage needed for SARS2 treatment lies well within the recommended dosage limit. Side effects won't occur for the 5-7 days of treatment needed for SARS2.
>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING >Makes your death as fast as lightning >In fact it's a little bit frightening >When it's your chest that I am tightening
>There were dirty Chinamen, from dirty Wuhan town >They were boiling up some bats >And slurping guano down >It's an ancient Chinese art >Making tortured animal broth >Everything tastes so great >Until you start to cough
>EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FLU FIGHTING >Your cruise just seemed so inviting >Until it came to alighting >On my shores for dining
>There's Winnie the Flu, blamin the US of A >While coughing on TV >Iranians claimed it was okay >Then the Italians stepped it up >Threw their arms out to the side >Sang, "hug a chink today" >Now 50% have died
>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING >Tedros' palms are tightening >His fever's a little bit ripening >Due to the yuan that I'm providing
>Now our boomers can't be saved, >It's too late for Tommy Hanks >With apocalyptic glare, a figure gives her thanks: >To all you dirty Godless chinks, >To bat asshole enslaved >Coronachan lifts her head >And says, "here comes the second wave"
>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING >Your coughs are sharp as lightning >Is that your will that you are writing? >Leave your kids TP for wiping
>tfw family shaming me for going into work >"you're still working???"
Jayden Williams
MILLENIALS ARE KILL WTF GUYS THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BOOMER REMOVER
Liam Stewart
MAP UPDATE MAP UPDATE
Thomas Long
Reminder to not fall for confirmation bias. There are more cases showing up every day because we are now actually testing. You cannot be counted if no one is counting. Please calm the fuck down.
Ethan Scott
I thought you guys said a vaccine was impossible. Seems like they are ready to announce some big news in regards to a vaccine.
They keep reccomending and giving advice. When they realize that people are not going to listen to reccomendations and advice it's going to be absolutely glorious. 20+ years of infantalization and pacification destroyed by one virus.
Nathan Gray
Sorry, the border is closed.
Aiden Rodriguez
REPUBLIC OF KORAEEEEEEE MILD CASES SHOULD BE ISOLATED IN HOSPITAL
Xavier Baker
THERE ISN'T A PERCEIVABLE DIFFERENCE IN IMMUNE SYSTEM INTEGRITY BETWEEN MILLENNIALS AND GEN Z YOU RETARD SHE'S ONLY MENTIONING MILLENNIALS BECAUSE THEY'RE THE LARGEST DEMOGRAPHIC COHORT IF MILLENNIALS ARE GETTING HIT HARD, WE'RE ALL GETTING HIT HARD FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Jordan Nguyen
Love for all the brethren basket weavers. Except the shills
REMINDER: Brazil has no hope of containing this. When you're back at the site in August remember wave two is coming.
Lincoln Ward
FLATTENING THE CURVE
Dominic Wilson
this. americans are babies. even though many of them act like they want small government, as soon as something goes wrong they are begging for trump to do something. our culture is fucked beyond repair
Owen Hughes
Trump compares virus to WW2. Talks of sacrifice, then says >NOW IS OUR TIME NOW OUR TIME
>Infected people that aren't tested don't count as infected people
Jayden Sanchez
I want corona... Work has been killing me i work 10-12 hours a day. But its fine since im in IT so we get extra work while everyone else gets to chill and slack
I was coughing the last few days so I got some hand sanitizer and boiled it in a pot. Inhaled the fumes to kill the virus in my lings. Feel much worse now but short term pain long term gain.
Same, the most entertaining thing to do during lockdown will probably be fucking We're going to produce a new generation of coronials
Brody Cook
ARGENTINA NAMED FIRST >ARGENTINA NAMED FIRST ARGENTINA NAMED FIRST >ARGENTINA NAMED FIRST ARGENTINA NAMED FIRST >ARGENTINA NAMED FIRST ARGENTINA NAMED FIRST >ARGENTINA NAMED FIRST ARGENTINA NAMED FIRST >ARGENTINA NAMED FIRST
I don't understand the mentality of pretending like this doesn't exist or its getting better. We need to close down just to make sure that we can contain this. Look at how great a job South Korea did. Better safe than sorry here, even if it truly inly affects old people we won't know that until everything is done.
John Flores
BAKERS HAVE BEEN ACKNOWLEDGED (((THEY))) FUCKING KNOW SECURE THE BAKERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
