WE ALL GET $2000
>ECONOMY SAVED
>RE-ELECTION GUARANTEED
>KUNG-FLU ERADICATED
HAPPENING!!! TRUMP SAVES THE ECONOMY!!
Noah Young
Parker Gray
What will you spend your 2000 on?
Charles Young
YES YES YES
Ayden Roberts
I’d love to stick my middle finger up your ass and leave it in there for 10 minutes. I would be able to feel my finger warm as your butthole moulds and tightens around my finger. You contract your ass tube and I can feel a little nug nudging my finger. After the 10 minutes I’d pull out my finger and inspect the brown juice and light coating of poo paste on my fingernails. Then, I would smell my finger while looking at you in the eyes. Finally, I would lick and suck my finger and taste what you had for breakfast that morning, eyes watering and tongue burning.
John Anderson
Do we get 2000 shekels too?
Carson Scott
>I BEEN WAITING FO DIS MOMENT SO LONG
Brody Bell
ur a fag
Charles Morgan
I love you, Canadabro. You’re a nasty motherfucker, you
Sebastian Allen
Xavier White
Which Fortnite skins should I buy? Fuck it I'll probably get the entire collection.
Cooper Bennett
Holy shit Big Boy Donald coming through with the neetbux
Re-election guaranteed.
Jaxon Fisher
When did he say 2 grand?
Isaiah Jackson
>still using drudge
Cameron Smith
My question is, when do we get the flubux?
Dominic Ramirez
Two checks 1000 a pop.
Carson Murphy
Probably a utility trailer and some landscaping for my house.
pic unrelated.
Jack Edwards
What does being a taxpayer entail? I've never worked a day in my life, but my parents have me on their taxes. Does this make me a taxpayer?
Austin Watson
>be me
>family has been her since 1795
>haven't filed taxes since 2016
Guess I'm not an American.
Isaiah Sanchez
How much do you want for that unwatermarked pic? Max I'll go is two grand.
Oliver Cruz
can't win if you don't play g
William Bell
For everyone?
Hunter Smith
Whew finally can afford a set of these...
Jaxson Torres
For taxpayers only.
Kayden Johnson
>The economic stimulus package to fight damage from the Wuhan coronavirus pandemic under consideration by the White House includes a proposal to send two $1,000 checks to certain Americans, the Washington Post reported on Wednesday.
>Checks would be sent to Americans below a certain income level, although it is not yet clear what that level will be.
ITS ONLY FOR POOR PEOPLE.
Sebastian Fisher
no
Cameron Watson
black vote = secured
Owen Thomas
Why not?
Carter Jackson
HOOKERS AND BLOW
HOOKERS AND BLOW
HOOKERS AND BLOW
Evan Mitchell
Thank fuck I'm poor.
Brody Ramirez
What are you buying with your Trump bucks?
Matthew Reyes
ive been expat for a while and havent worked for a year. im back in america. should i file taxes event though i made no money last year?how do i do t his?
Ryder Brown
So I filed for 2019. I’m good?
Kevin Morris
is this your morning mirror routine? this sounds like your morning mirror routine.
Canadians are fucking gay
Juan Murphy
Perfect post.
Mason Myers
Smart move to buy the election.
Sebastian Rogers
>Checks would be sent to Americans below a certain income level, although it is not yet clear what that level will be.
ITS ONLY FOR POOR PEOPLE.
Nathan Long
Evan Nelson
Have you even considered the logistics of this? Do people without bank accounts get $2000? You do realize 1/3 of Americans don't have bank accounts, right? We really going to mail out a bunch of paper checks and have hundreds of thousands of people rushing to Walmart or payday loans to cash $2000 checks? During a pandemic? Surely nothing can go wrong.
Dominic Cruz
Bitcoin obviously
Aiden Taylor
corona-bux. Has nothing to do with welfare.
Zachary Jenkins
>The moment I wish I was in us
Im neet too trump. Please
Henry King
he didn't.. this is typical Yas Forums lies and fake news.
Austin Brooks
Down payment on a new truck.
Isaiah Phillips
how do i apply?
Gavin Ramirez
A. Fucking. Leaf.
Every. Fucking. Time.
Jacob Evans
Gonna use this to pay the IRS part of the 7k I owe them for filing my taxes incorrectly in 2017
Ayden Lewis
No. Kill yourself, parasitic faggot.
Isaiah Reyes
A 1994 single wide mobile home.
Asher Nguyen
>209 million adults
>1k only costs 209 billion
wtf bros
why don't they do this every year? fuck the military and all that other boomer shit
Tyler Foster
Justin Ross
Not an argument, retard.
Landon Wilson
he didnt, we dont know how much it will be either but plans are 2 payments. One in april and one in may. People assume its gonna be 2 grand total because they suggest 1 thousand per person.
Brandon Garcia
Did you forget to take your pills again?
Matthew Campbell
Was the Asian man right?
Liam Miller
Weed and hookers
Jackson Richardson
FED on suicide watch
Benjamin Gray
>$650,000,000,000
Juan Foster
Nothing. I'm using it for what it's meant for, a safety net for having to quit a job because corporations are fucking kikes that don't want to fire people even if there's a god damn pandemic going on.
Evan Rogers
'Income earners' is a better term.
Jackson Cook
Why would you give poor people and NEET anything? They are already a net detriment to the system and will never return that investment.
Isaiah Cruz
Stay mad, wageslave. How does it feel knowing I'll never work a day in my life and you're gonna slave away forever?
Matthew Hernandez
TWO ar-15s
Grayson Smith
Toilet paper, with inflation and low supply I imagine this will get at least 15, maybe 20 rolls.