I have never seen conservative logic so perfectly crystalized in a single image

I have never seen conservative logic so perfectly crystalized in a single image

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huffpost.com/entry/bernard-noble-marijuana_n_55b6b838e4b0074ba5a5e160
nationalreview.com/2019/09/a-man-is-serving-life-in-prison-for-a-first-time-drug-offense-thats-wrong/
aclu.org/blog/criminal-law-reform/drug-law-reform/mississippi-sentences-man-8-years-prison-medical-marijuana
famm.org/stories/calvin-bryant-17-years-first-offense/
mississippitoday.org/2018/10/16/patrick-beadle-oregon-rastafarian-convicted-of-marijuana-trafficking-sentenced-8-years-in-prison/
mississippitoday.org/2019/02/20/oregon-musician-convicted-of-trafficking-marijuana-may-see-freedom-in-three-years/
leafly.com/news/politics/bernard-noble-serving-13-years-for-two-joints-granted-parole
clarionledger.com/story/news/politics/2018/10/16/jamaican-born-musician-sentenced-8-years-no-parole-marijuana/1650759002/
tennessean.com/story/news/crime/2018/10/31/nashville-calvin-bryant-freedom-after-17-years-first-time-drug-offense/1826718002/
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>going to jail for six months over smoking a single joint Only

Literally never happened. People that got harsh weed sentences have a history or other crimes attracted to it

Oh.........you don't think that happened?
*breathes in*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHA
>HE'S NEVER HEARD OF THE WAR ON DRUGS
>HE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT OUR CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM
AAAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHA

I was arrested for pot multiple times as a teen and compared to most of you fucking losers I'm a rich chad.

This is just the first thing that came up on a google search. God. So many stories like this. And no, they aren't all black, if that's all you care about:
>huffpost.com/entry/bernard-noble-marijuana_n_55b6b838e4b0074ba5a5e160

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Usually this happens to blacks because of repeat offenses or annoying behavior during court which makes the judge mad.

Considering he's a 13%er, he probably is not in there for just smoking two joints.

Nothing stops anyone from prison to start their own business.

You're so fucking clueless, you guys.
>nationalreview.com/2019/09/a-man-is-serving-life-in-prison-for-a-first-time-drug-offense-thats-wrong/

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>Noble has seven prior convictions on his record, stretching back to 1989.
Wow I must be Batman since I was able to deduce this before I even read the article.

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SO fucking clueless:
>aclu.org/blog/criminal-law-reform/drug-law-reform/mississippi-sentences-man-8-years-prison-medical-marijuana

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>The government proffered that its evidence would establish that: (1) Cesal was part of a conspiracy to transport marijuana from Mexico through Texas into the United States; (2) Cesal arranged for drivers to transport the marijuana; (3) Cesal provided a trailer with a false ceiling to hide the marijuana; (4) one of the drivers was arrested and identified Cesal as the person to whom he was making the delivery; (5) marijuana had been delivered to Cesal’s business in a Chicago suburb; and, (6) Cesal had arranged for marijuana to be delivered to purchasers in Georgia.

Don't traffic drugs. Do you honestly just grab random articles and not read them?

>X is illegal
>knowingly do X anyways
>be butthurt when you get punished for doing X
Maybe you could just not break the law instead?

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Great, that was the first result that came up. I've posted others in this thread and , and you can find about 10,000 more very easily with a search. Regardless of prior convictions anyhow, nobody should be in prison for nonviolent crimes apart maybe from white collar stuff, and even then IDK criminal justice isn't the best way of dealing with that because it's not addressing the core issue

Even if it's all true, he's just a contractor. An ordinary person. And he's serving basically his life in prison. And you support this. For marijuana. Something totally fucking harmless. You fucking people

>nobody should be in prison for nonviolent crimes

That's retarded. If you keep driving drunk or something you absolutely deserve to go to jail.

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Nice cop out

I mean, another case
I mean, you guys go and pull apart the details and try to justify it. There are endless cases of people being sentenced to prison time for simple possession. That's a fact. We punish possession with prison in this society. We have for a very long time. No denying it. Fucking conservatives just try to gaslight for everything but you can't gaslight for this.

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Yes but
>don’t traffic drugs

Do actions have consequences? Did big boy learn a lesson today? Hooray!

>Claim
>BTFO'd
>"It doesn't count!

>Another claim
>BTFO'd
>"That one doesn't count either!"

Are we just going to keep doing this?
I don't care about mamajuana one way or another since I'm not a raging homosexual.

No that's more of a matter of whether you think driving drunk is a violent crime or not. If you think driving drunk is a violent crime, then it's pretty reasonable to put someone in prison for it after repeat offenses IMO. How is getting sloshed and then getting behind the wheel of a few tons of fast moving steel not "violent"? We all know what's going to happen there.

>nobody should be in prison for nonviolent crimes
That's your opinion, and it's a stupid one that most people disagree with.

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The results "count" just fine. I never said they didn't. Those people should not be in prison. You guys are trying to act like people don't go to prison for simple possession, that's simple non factual in our society and everyone knows it.

>nobody should be in prison for nonviolent crimes
No, but there should be no such thing as a victimless "crime", or a "crime" where the "victim" consented.

>all laws are just
>obey

Just don't use illegal drugs bro

I never said the was just, just that it exists. If you knowingly choose to break it, you should't be surprised when you get punished for it.

>for your own good
That's not why we arrest people dumbfuck. Don't be surprised if you go to jail for breaking the law

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>that's simple non factual in our society and everyone knows it.
and yet you haven't shown us an actual example of this happening yet. There should be tons of articles out there about first time offenders rotting in prison for you to show us.

"Going to jail for weed" is a made up issue. They always get arrested for other charges and weed is slapped on just to increase the sentence. If anything people should be protesting plea bargains, DAs usually charge people with like 50 crimes that all add up, to scare them into making a plea.

you fucking retard, you think a joints contains > 2 oz. of weed? fuck off

Why would you play with definitions like this? Why do left wing people obsess with changing the meaning of words like they've never read 1984? Driving drunk is not inherently a violent act and any death or injury that results from it is 9 times out of 10 accidental. If driving drunk is violent in your opinion so is drinking at all, since it often leads people to commit violence they would not otherwise commit. Bar fights happen for a reason. If we're twisting what constitutes a violent crime then Drug dealing is a violent crime because people overdose on drugs and die. If drug dealing is a violent crime then drug buying is a violent crime because no one would sell drugs if no one bought them. Bam! Buying weed is now a violent crime. Congratulations retard, your word twisting has been used against you.

He's there solely because of his own choices, and this comic is racist everybody knows whites aren't charged with crimes in racist America only black and brown bodies are assaulted by white supreeeeeeeeeeemist police

Yeah IDK I'm not playing with any words, killing people with gross negligence is something that is pretty reasonable to consider "violent". I mean, if the negligence is gross enough, which is sort of is in the case of drunk driving. Fuck off and grow up and stop bitching about retarded things. You know damn well nobody should be in prison for ANYTHING non-violent.

>Those people should not be in prison
The ones you cited were guys with criminal records and drug traffickers.
Two things I hate in my community are niggers nigging around and drug traffickers spreading their degenerate culture. Keep that shit out of my community.
Fuck these disgusting, anti-social freaks trying to peddle drugs in communities. Keep that shit in San Francisco where it belongs. I will call the cops on any niggers loitering around selling drugs I see.

Too hard for them to understand. Their brains you see have become almost as smooth as a baby butt

>killing people with gross negligence

Ok so what about when no one dies?

Go home allsup

That's not true at all. I specifically cited a guy with no record and not a trafficker. You fucking right-wing, conservatard liar:
>famm.org/stories/calvin-bryant-17-years-first-offense/

I'm all for ruining nonwhite lives but in the ethnostate we should tend toward European systems

Just say no. You are evil to the core if you say yes

I lean more towards the right, but I can’t deny the logic in this. Our war on drugs is a complete embarrassment along with our recidivism rates. It’s perfectly legal to discriminate against former felons for hiring and housing leaving a lot of excons to just go back into crime.

We need criminal justice reform from start to finish. Our current system is costing us a thousand times more than it would if we worked more on rehabilitation rather than just the punishment phase. Not saying punishments should be any less severe for violent criminal, but we’ve got to do a better job on the rehabilitation part.

Sorry I was busy, time for part 2. ACLU was so cucked I had to go find a different site for more info.
mississippitoday.org/2018/10/16/patrick-beadle-oregon-rastafarian-convicted-of-marijuana-trafficking-sentenced-8-years-in-prison/
>This summer, the 46-year-old musician was convicted of trafficking 2.8 pounds of marijuana.
Uh oh not again! He lost beyond reasonable doubt, which means there clearly was enough evidence to convict. He struck a deal to get fewer years, so why are you complaining?

Next up:
No linked source this time, huh? Luckily the picture explains it all: drug-free school zone. We don't want people to sell drugs to kids, so there's mandatory sentencing. It's a logical policy. He got what he deserved, yet lawmakers are so beta that they reversed it. Sad!

>nobody should be in prison for nonviolent crimes
Wrong.

And that's the thing though, states have the right to decide sentencing, unless the crime goes across state lines in which case the federal law governs. If he doesn't like a state's drug laws... go somewhere else. Or vote.

it says he sold 320 ecstasy pills in a school zone.
what the fuck does this have to do with either marijuana or simple possession of a joint. Why are you such a lying shit?

Also ask this lefty faggot about financial crimes

Should Bernie madoff not have been arrested?

Should fraudsters and bankers not go to jail when They commit nonviolent crimes?

Reminder that the shitlib definition of "victimless crimes" isn't the same as your average internet libertarian. Liberals are ok with shoplifting, personal theft and even burglary. Honestly a home invasion is one of the worst crimes you can commit imo since it's an invasion of the home, the ultimate sanctuary. Lethal force is 100% justified against any burglar.

The war on drugs is based because it targets niggers and parasites.

It's like abortion. This is why I'm pro war on drugs and pro-choice: to get rid of as many niggers and parasites as possible.

Wut? No he wasn't convicted of trafficking 2.8 million pound WTF are you talking about? You completely made that up out of nowhere
Here's an article from the exact same publication that says nothing about that. Nor does anything else published about him. You completely went and made up completely random bullshit:
>mississippitoday.org/2019/02/20/oregon-musician-convicted-of-trafficking-marijuana-may-see-freedom-in-three-years/

The war on drugs is mostly against the supply side idiot

see

>not a trafficker
>In 2009, Calvin Bryant was convicted of selling drugs and sentenced to 17 years in Tennessee state prison. He was a first-time offender, and he could have served less than three years; instead, he got 17. Here’s why.

At the time of his arrest, Calvin lived in the Edgehill Housing Projects in Nashville. Edgehill, like much of the urban areas of Nashville, is located in a drug-free school zone, and that’s where Calvin’s crime took place, where there is a school, park, or daycare center on practically every corner.

Also
>agrees to sell ecstasy to a family friend who's a felon
>felon rats him out to get informant money
ffs don't trust felons and don't sell drugs in a zone that will fuck you in the ass

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Oh wow, another nigger.
And he's not in jail for being offered a joint but for being a fucking drug trafficker... and in a school zone at that.
Fuck drug traffickers.

Here's an idea; How about niggers who sell drugs in niggerstan get 6 months or whatever. But if you sell drugs in a White community or a school or a public area that isn't a shithole, then you get 40 years.
Stay the fuck out of my neighborhood.

Guys would it be based if I want to go to jail strictly to get gang banged by sex starved convicts

No.

All the crap people who want to traffic drugs should just move to San Francisco and be shitheads in the shithole.

leafly.com/news/politics/bernard-noble-serving-13-years-for-two-joints-granted-parole
>The case did not go well. Because Noble had two prior nonviolent offenses, committed decades earlier, state law required the judge to sentence Noble to a mandatory minimum 13 years in prison.
It was because of his previous criminal history.

That faggot shouldn't have been doing drugs and hanging around junkies in the first place. 0/10 bait now go kys.

How does tanned leather and mud taste, amerimutt? I imagine you must have a pretty good impression, being the veteran bootlicker that you are.

A conservative person would never take drugs.

Fuck off, rabbi.

nationalreview.com/2019/09/a-man-is-serving-life-in-prison-for-a-first-time-drug-offense-thats-wrong/
>The government proffered that its evidence would establish that: (1) Cesal was part of a conspiracy to transport marijuana from Mexico through Texas into the United States; (2) Cesal arranged for drivers to transport the marijuana; (3) Cesal provided a trailer with a false ceiling to hide the marijuana; (4) one of the drivers was arrested and identified Cesal as the person to whom he was making the delivery; (5) marijuana had been delivered to Cesal’s business in a Chicago suburb; and, (6) Cesal had arranged for marijuana to be delivered to purchasers in Georgia.

>The documents also state that Cesal had initially pleaded guilty, then withdrew it, which “the government interpreted . . . as breaches of the plea agreement,” which may have contributed to the sentencing.

For role in transport of non-recreational amounts.

I've been caught numerous times smoking weed and in procession of it and the worst I got was 6 months probation and 20 hours community service with terms that if I complete my sentence it'll be dropped off my record.

Funny the Black savior known as President Obama, known weed smoker and cocaine sniffer, never legalized drugs during his terms. Didn’t do away with the PATRIOT Act or punish the bankers and investors responsible for 2008 recession. Yet you like to blame “conservatives” for your ills while your liberal masters do nothing.

>those previous offenses
i don't believe all blacks are niggers, but ffs you really picked the worst case, if i didn't know better i'd say this is just high level hate jerking

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>legal=moral
>make being white illegal
>be white anyways
>get butt hurt when punished for being white

Fuck whites lol, when will they learn

>2.8 million
>this reading comprehension
Only one who stated 2.8 million was you lmao

Feels good to be white huh

Pretty sure that worse happened to the first man arrested for it.. he had like 2 joints and got life in prison lol

clarionledger.com/story/news/politics/2018/10/16/jamaican-born-musician-sentenced-8-years-no-parole-marijuana/1650759002/
>A Jamaican-born musician convicted of drug trafficking in Madison County for marijuana he said he obtained legally in Oregon for his personal use received an eight-year prison sentence without parole Monday.

Crossed state lines from where it was legal to where it is illegal. So it is the exact same as our gun laws.

>tennessean.com/story/news/crime/2018/10/31/nashville-calvin-bryant-freedom-after-17-years-first-time-drug-offense/1826718002/
>Bryant sold party drugs within 1,000 feet of a school
Same as gun laws and sex offenders.

hey nigger
this has happened.
you should look into the 3 strikes rule after your finished sucking that police officer's dick

Your haiku sucks

I promise you that never happened and if it was it’s because he did other shit and had prior crimes

For example al Capone got life for “tax evasion” and racketeering

On its own that is absurd but it’s because he was a known murder crime lord and they just slapped the maximum sentences they could

hey nigger.
driving drunk is basically a violent crime.
its kind of like waving a loaded gun at a crowd of people without the intention of shooting anyone.

those are some weird hallucinations going on in your brain. i hear they make some pretty good medication for that kind of stuff nowadays.

>the three strikes rule

You mean he committed two prior crimes? I have literally been arrested several times and nearly got two aggravated assault felony charges

I unfortunately know exactly how the system works and I’m telling you nobody with a clean record gets hard time for pot

They all likely had priors or other criminal issues

>huff poo
>le dindu nuffin family picture
>nothing to see here innocent man
Fucking retard

>going to prison for a joint

>Something totally fucking harmless
LMAO look at yourself weed head, you are retarded now because of weed

idk, pull the boot out of your ass and you tell me. I'm guessing it will taste like leather and mud though, plus ass.

Yeah I guarantee he has an extensive criminal record.

Not a bootlicker but that's what drug user deserve. Bunch of subhumans.

when did /pol get so cucked?
the amount of thin blue line faggots on here is astounding.
get a gun > call the cops

Taking a dump in public is basically a violent crime because somebody might slip in it. It's kind of like genocide.

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meant forBut you are still a soggy cunt regardless.