DOW IS UNDER 20,000

and now its not

oh wait, it's plunging even faster

If you could only imagine how many fucks i dont give

IT KEEPS DROPPING

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It’s sad for me cause I finally stopped being a nigger at the end of last year and quit spending all my money on cocaine and lap dances and took some money every month to invest.

I have less than when I started, I is depressed...

>work hard & save money
>some jews in new york don't have faith in their gambling operation
>all your labor & savings is nullified by the economy going to shit because of jews on the other side of the country
Makes sense.

>Dow jones on january 20 (day trump took office) : 19,827
>Dow jones now : 19795

KEK

WHERE'S MY TRUMPBUX, I NEED TO SAVE THE ECONOMY!@!!!!

Meme flag when you’re done being a faggot the rest of us are gonna get back to talking about the money we’ve lost, you can join us too and-

Oh wait...

>phoneposter

as an accelerationist, I think this is hilarious.

best timeline ever

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bottom is at 18k, thank me later

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and

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TESLA $381 !!!!!!!!!!

before the election it was 18k and then sharply increased once Trump won, since the markets anticipated the trump tax cuts
once it's

I'm down like 20k because I thought it's just a flu. Time to hodl I guess

wait until the end of the week, probably going to go under 18k.

Same with every market
Don't use > and then saying implying newfag.

lol

BASED BOXING GLOVE

Now adjust for inflation faggot

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This is just the fear affecting the markets. Wait for the massive bankrupts because of lack of demand.

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Nothing a few $Trillions can't fix, bro.

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MUMMY MAKE IT STOP

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It gone over 7% down now, was the circuit breaker already used?

In crisis times, it doesn't pay to be meek when solutions are at hand.
>Instead of giving up billions in taxes and crashing our markets,
we could just spend a few million to produce an actual virus cure that the Obama WH knew about, by the guy the Bush WH knew about for another useful item...
Someone call Dr. Rider, and get him in a lab with some large animals, and we could have this cured, entirely, in a few months.
Wave some regulations, and the cure is available in a few weeks.
The molecule works the same way against almost every virus on earth. Meaning we have a cure.
None of this;
>risk to family and friends
>shut down economy
>risk of riots
>risk of foreign messes we aren't at strength to handle
>excessive debt spending
MIT is the technicians giving you solutions, and that's what this is, an MIT solution. LOOK AT THAT FUCKING LIST OF CURED.
Take it and have a cure, or leave it and lose lives and trillions, and possibly wars.

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WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE

Still better than Obama's run

Just how?

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Bottom it's at previous 2008 12k high and if it goes lower the bottom is at 8k.

Everybody was already fucked, this only affects parasites and morons.

Number now bigger than number before. Are you retarded?
>checks flag
Oh just Jewish.

nothing turned out any more fucked when it hit 6.7k in March 2009
>ITS BELOW 20K THOUGH HABBENING
your type should be gassed

bill ackman was now on cnbc almost crying basically saying that either we go on a 30 day full lockdown quarantine or its literally over

>Says something retarded
>Are you retarded?

You're the only fucking retard here, checks the fucking graph, those are PERCENTAGE.

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youtube.com/watch?v=Flviq41bDvA

>we’re all
Lol no senpai, you are. I am shorting and killing it.

Hedge fund manager, Bill Ackerman, on CNBC saying how he is not going home because he does not want to kill his father, how he pulled money out of the bank, how the current approach will result in multiple industries going bankrupt and how our only hope is to shut down the country for a month. Holy kek.

ONE

NOTHIN WRONG WITH ME

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Yas Forums has been chimping out about this virus for months, warning everyone to dump their stocks and buy food, water, and guns. Anyone who failed to listen is a complete retard

Who cares? Suffering will give us a purpose. It's been too good for too long. Also, if you think shit has hit the fan now, wait for war to come.

Blessed be Bobo.

Great Depression is upon us. Corona chan is his messenger.

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Just let the virus cull the boomers. It's what Israel designed the virus to do anyways.

>IT'LL BOUNCE BACK

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OH NO NO NO NO

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i pulled money out. but only because i need cash to buy weed

Kek

Stupid question certainly but, where is going all of this money?
People who sell are certainly not stockpilling it in banks.

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Other people on Yas Forums also told us it was a nothingburger.

Although I guess this confirms the nothingburgerfags were shills that wanted to fuck other people other.

Two breaks in two days. Is that a record?

N-NOOOO NOT THE DOWERINO. NOT THE HECKIN' STOCKY WOCKY BOOMY CRASHBOI

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Mattresses

>A fully active economy is worth as much as one ground to a halt.
Yea totally smart, this guy

There were fours in the last two weeks, and we're probably going to see more of those.

LOL I bet that's the new excuse he uses.

99% of the retarded college kids in this thread don't know a fucking thing about the stock market.

PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP

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>not recognizing a once in a lifetime opportunity.

As long as they can keep businesses and jobs mostly intact there's going to be so much pent up demand we're going to see the biggest surge in history. If you're not buying over the next 2 months you deserve to be poor.

>tfw fully stocked emergency fund

It just keeps going down.

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How much did DOW lost during 2008-2009 crisis? I have a feeling the fall during this month was bigger than during those two years combined.

this hasn't aged well

Master negotiator my ass

Okays. So when it reaches 18k next week, what do I buy to see the most returns over the next decade of recovery.

Peak to troth 54%

trump entered office with the dow at 19,700. 3 years of gains wiped out in 3 weeks

that's a lot of fucks to not give, Fredrich

2 Trillion Dollars of capitalisation lost in 1month, you cant put that in Mattresses.
Must be reinvested somewhere else.

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ITT a bunch of unemployed and unemployable losers who live with mommy discuss their investment strategies.

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It’ll bottom at 17 then you can buy in.

Trump is #1 in Dow losses. He isn’t acting sovereign and more and more hysterical from day to day and the market reacts. I have a bad feeling

nigger oil is almost below 20$ we're going to 10k

>>Nothing a few $Trillions can't fix, bro.
Fed Reserve is a virus.

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Once containments are in place, calm will settle. They'll reinvest. But airlines are truly screwed

TERRAIN AHEAD
*WOOP WOOP* PULL UP *WOOP WOOP* PULL UP

NO BRAKES BABY RIDE THE BEAR

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all this praying for a happening. i want to go back to Nothing ever happens! This will ruin me as a contractor. People will be putting the brakes on spending. So I won't go bankrupt, but i'm going to have to find a wagie job. this is hell, now complete.

Top lel

WARNING, WARNING, WARNING, PULL UP, DANGER, DANGER, DANGER.

>nothingburger
First of all, anyone who uses that gayass phrase is a giant faggot. Also, anyone who couldn’t tell that the shitty ccp wouldn’t lockdown their country and kill their economy for “just a flu” is a dumbass

>wait for war to come.

So who will it be?
-Russia
-China
-Iran
-Best Korea
-All of the above

Next stop 15,200

yes, it's a nightmare

DAILY REMINDER

This is THE HAPPENING.

This is the bursting bubble we have been waiting for to come

The virus is just an attempt shift the blame for something that was about to HAPPEN and keep normies believing that this fucked up system works and throw endless money at it to keep it alive.

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Orangeberg is fucked.
There's no good way to spin this after you've been hyping the Trump economy for the last two years.

on the bright side the down went up 1k yesterday! MIGA!

>tfw sell goods online for a living.
>Ever since Corona hit my sales have been up 90%

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Parks closed

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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