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PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
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VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/VP Pence meet w/Tourism CEOs 3/17/20
c-span.org/video/?470443-1/
youtu.be/rKJfSQiHq2k
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/17/20
c-span.org/video/?470426-1/
youtu.be/vvdjqrxSOFk
>VP Pence on Hannity 3/17/20
youtu.be/zputIeQFfhQ
>DefSec Esper on FoxNews 3/17/20
youtu.be/df9i6HoNTeo
>TreasSec Mnuchin comments to reporters @US Capitol 3/17/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6142363405001/
c-span.org/video/?470420-102/
>WHTradeDir Navarro on FoxNews 3/17/20
youtu.be/mMFpHPRjD40
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on F&F 3/17/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142245773001
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on GMA 3/17/20
youtu.be/esmyici9j2c
>SG Adams on Dobbs 3/17/20
youtu.be/Kx3ZhMLXMcs
>SG Adams on CBSEveningNews 3/17/20
youtu.be/juPo_MofDww
>SG Adams on FoxNews 3/17/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142382104001
>NIAIDDir Fauci on Ingraham 3/17/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142444949001
>NIAIDDir Fauci on HughHewittShow 3/17/20
youtu.be/bCewGwImZn8
>Trump2020StratCommsDir Lotter on America 1st w/Gorka 3/17/20
youtu.be/fhSlTsiCCuQ (pt1)
youtu.be/2o-XqeL4LzU (pt2)
>HHSVideo: Stop Corona-chan Spread: 6 Effective Steps to Stay Safe 3/17/20
youtu.be/P6xqcBBds_k
>WHVideo: What is Social Distancing? 3/17/20
youtu.be/Nlyxz2X97Do
>WHVideo: Slow The Spread 3/17/20
youtu.be/x-dgPWY-UMk

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MAGA!

MAGA
Fuck niggers and fuck China.

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Do you smell that?
Is that the?
It is!
The Smell of Teflon Diamond Maverick Joe Riding Biden!!

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>tfw people think bernie cant win

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NO REFUNDS!
Someone please post reddit salt on this news. I’d post but I’m at work

If there is a time to start supporting Trump's efforts with serious effort it is now.

Bernie is kill. Post smug anime girls

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Will magic glasses man get a chance to ask a stupid question yet again?

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What's the big FDA announcement that Trump was touting, frens? Will Trump announce a cure for Coronavirus, but also that it's available only for Americans and not to be sold overseas?

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>be thief
>tell other thieves you’ll steal and give to them
>thieves beat down your door to give you money
>give up
>buy a lakehouse with money you legally stole
>doing this twice

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reddit .com/r/SandersForPresident/new/
OH NO NO NO NO

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Sick people need hugs!

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Bernie got enough for his fourth house, huh?

when is this fucking presser starting

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literally no one is going to vote for biden. trump another four years boys

MAGA

youtu.be/SSbVZT--lzk

TRUMP LIVE
youtu.be/e7QRV4IEf9k

>I’d post but I’m at work
Aren't you supposed to be working from home and making white babies with your wife? I thought that was the edict: all white Americans are to work from home and fuck like rabbits making white babies during this time of national crisis.

Here you go.

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He fucking did it again. What a savage

>War against Chinese Virus

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DADDY'S ON

>opens with "Chinese Virus"

ABSOLUTELY BASED

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>WAR AGAINST THE CHINESE VIRUS

so even NEETs will get money or not?

>he just said Chinese virus on live tv

>Melania us a sexbot
Can trump get any more based?!

BERNIE NOT SUSPENDING

KEEP DONATING AND MATCH ME

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Trump live

saved

BERNIE CONFIRMED BIGGEST SERIAL RAPIST IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY

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AUGHHHHHHHHH
JJJJJAADDDDDEEEEE HEEEEEELMMMMMMMM 1555555 IS REEEEAAAAALLLLLLL

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>got em

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DEFENSE
PRODUCTION
ACT

fema.gov/media-library-data/20130726-1650-20490-5258/final__defense_production_act_091030.pdf

WAR AGAINST THE CHINESE VIRUS

DEFENSE PRODUCTION ACT

GORILLA SQUADS ACTIVATED

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DEFENSE PRODUCTION ACT INVOKED
America will be producing defense!

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So two of my distant cousins are radical leftists and have been shilling bernie for the past 6 months to no end. The rest of our family is annoyed with them and everyday our facebooks are flooded with posts about bernie and other pro bernie propoganda

But for the past 2 weeks i haven't heard shit from them.

Is there a way to describe this feeling? I just want to message them and ask them "Why so quiet?"

Hahaha what a piece of shit

not a chance

Hmm

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>CHINESE VIRUS

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trump has taken with Winnie the Pooh again, isn't it

>H-HE'S NOT QUITTING I STILL NEED THIS JOB SEND GIBS

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CHINK VIRUS

SIMPS BTFO

COPE AND SALT HERE

/SandersForPresident/comments/fkry3o/stay_in_the_race_bernie_sanders/

BIG WHITE SHIPS

TIP TOP
SHAPE

BIG SHIPS, FOLKS

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Wow, Bernie should be tried for homicide for not suspending his campaign and keeping his campaign workers on the trail where they may catch coronavirus

Bernie has a black eye lol, looks like they beat his ass to make him quit

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Trump and Cuomo seem to be squashing squabbles temporarily.

it's such a perfect issue for him to push

Normies, now with their lives at risk, will have ZERO tolerance for PC bullshit. The bread and circuses got cancelled too.

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HE RAN INTO A CLOSET DOAH

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talked.

Absolutely based.

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Keep donating!

DEFENSE PRODUCTION ACT
WE NATIONAL SOCIALIST NOW

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We need Medical ship hentai ASAP

corn pop at it again

Do it, and do it on their public wall

don't be racist
hug a coofer!

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>again
Didn't the exact same thing happen in 2016?

Yeah this makes me really uneasy desu

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NOOO TRUMP ITS CALLED 'CHINK COOF OF DEATH FROM WUHAN'

I fucking hate people.

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Lord Trump sounds like he has a cold.

Trump is so fucked, holy shit

NOT SO FAST, FINN. HE CAN STILL WIN IF WE ALL DONATE RIGHT NOW.

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Floating plague hulks.

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LOL. BYE, BERNIE YOU COMMUNIST FUCK. GOOD RIDDANCE!
>bernie sanders will never run again

VERY VERY HARD

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nah he's just tired
he sounded like this at the end of 2016, his last few rallies he was rasping out his words

Respond to me with the name of the Vice President to prove you’re not a bot

people saying Bernie is only cancelling some ads, not the whole campaign

oh fuck

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Twitter is literally 80% chink bots and 19% patreon thots. Who cares? Twitter has never properly gauged public sentiment. Not once.

the flu is worse than the virus

> funding Bernie's fourth house
user, give it up.
ALL FORECLOSURES AND EVICTIONS SUSPENDED THANKS TO SLEEPY BEN

>meeting with nurses that have been exposed to the virus

TRUMP NO DON'T DO IT

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>28 US marines seen surrounding sheep ranch in central Montana
IT'S HAPPENING
>28 US marines seen surrounding sheep ranch in central Montana
IT'S HAPPENING
>28 US marines seen surrounding sheep ranch in central Montana
IT'S HAPPENING
>28 US marines seen surrounding sheep ranch in central Montana

The one that started it was is forced off the trend list.

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FORECLOSURES AND EVICTIONS SUSPENDED TIL THE END OF APRIL

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Tranny? Must be a bot.

>Bernie bros get cucked again
>Yang bros getting our UBI

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Perhaps I’m wondering you would shoot a campaign before throwing it out of a plane?

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>fema camps activated
>massive hospital ships
>cdc preparing tests
Alex Jones would be raking in millions if this hit under any other president

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Mike "shock the queers straight" Pence

50 Cent Army

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Everyone who peddled russian infetterence theories needs to be put in the frick chamber with sven.

If you thought anyone but Biden would get the nomination then you’re retarded. That’s why they impeached Trump for doing his job investigating Biden. He was always the nominee.

WE ARE GOING TO DEFEAT THE INVISIBLE ENEMY

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Mmmmm Ivanka.

one of those sheep said nigger

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america needs those sheep for wool.

I dare you try to shock me into being straight, you can't

Lol, Biden is fucking done too. Trump has 2020 signed and sealed.

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BUT HOW CAN IT BE INVISIBLE IF YOU CAN SEE IT ON A MICROSCOPE?

>FEMA Camps are now a reality
>Filled with GF's, Anime and Vidya

Wait, wasn't this bad?

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>"Now is our time."
>"We must sacrifice together."
>"It's an invisible enemy."

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FEMA LEVEL ONE
FEMA CAMPS FOR THE SICK NOW

Somemone needs to heckle him about hunter in person. None of this anderson cunter kids glove crapola.

>a hashtag with 49.8k tweets is below one with 14.5k tweets
they really do not like people insulting china.

SBA lenders yesterday emailed us saying that we can apply for relief that would allow repayment of SBA loans to be suspended except for interest payments for at least 3 months.

inb4 trump did it because biden

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>FEMA Camps at Walmarts are now a thing

FUCK YES, I WANTED THIS

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China probably owns tweeter

Can someone explain the Defense Production Act in simple terms?

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>invisible enemy."

Depression?

> flag
Nobody cares if you're gay. You can be as homosexual as you like within your own boundaries: that's what sovereignty means. It is not America's desire to interfere in the internal affairs of foreign nations. America's desire is to make white babies within America's own borders.

>BUT HOW CAN IT BE INVISIBLE IF YOU CAN SEE IT ON A MICROSCOPE?

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Trump is so fucked.

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(((shapeshifters)))

ohh no
New data on how Zoomers may be impacted by the virus!

>Microscope

you mean Witchcraft?

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>It is not America's desire to interfere in the internal affairs of foreign nations
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHA

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>Trump is so fucked.
This and "MAGA" are the most used phrases in the history of Yas Forums.

>A virus that EVERYONE knows came from fucking China is Trump's fault!
Yeah sure

WE CANT LET CHEETO MUSSOLINI GET HIS HANDS ON THE NUCLEAR CODES !!11

China owns a lot of things in the west, and the ones that they don't own love kissing their asses anyways.

Accurate

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VAPERS BTFO

From Generation Zoomer to Generation Zykloned

The President can order the civilian economy to produce goods and perform services deemed necessary to America's survival. This act has been used at least fifty times in its seventy year history. In this case, the President will likely order American manufacturers to ramp up production of masks, protective gear, ventilators, vaccines, etc.

Short version: we've abandoned the "free market" and have embraced national socialism.

>this bitch pandering to millenials

Wow who could have seen this coming after all these Democrat mayors and governors laid off almost the entire service sector by enacting totalitarian measures over some boomers dying

where am i gonna get my sweaters if we don't take that sheep ranch

It's like these shills aren't old enough to remember 9/11 and the entire nation rallying around Bush just because he showed up at ground zero and made a speech

>Pokemon GO to quarantine!

sounds like she's talking to children

> TRUMP MANAGEMENT OF THE CORONAVIRUS OUTBREAK CAUSED THE COLLAPSE OF THE ECONOMY OF .... CHINA, EUROPE AND MOST OF ASIA?

What the hell is this slut saying?

>MONTANA SHEEP RANCH UNDER SIEGE
MARINES IN STANDOFF WITH RANCH PERSONELL
>MONTANA SHEEP RANCH UNDER SIEGE
MARINES IN STANDOFF WITH RANCH PERSONELL
>MONTANA SHEEP RANCH UNDER SIEGE
MARINES IN STANDOFF WITH RANCH PERSONELL
>MONTANA SHEEP RANCH UNDER SIEGE

is this bitch banging a millennial or something? What's her deal?

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idk someone shove a dick in her mouth

Don't forget our Congress was more concerned with impeachment when this was showing its head in China in November
Our Congress fucked us just as much as the Chinese

Are they going to close NYC so I don't have to go to work or what? Jesus Christ, can I get a fucking vacation or what? Fuck these jews

>early reports of young people reaching critical condition

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It's not our desire. We only interfere in the internal affairs of foreign nations when brown people require that interference to keep America safe.

>GUYS LOOK, WACOOOOOOOOOOO

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I hope zoomers can be redeemed, because oh god, millenials suck so hard, easily the worst generation alive

So are we getting money or what

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she needs to just tell them to fuck off home and stay there.

>sounds like she's talking to children
she literally is

Link or fuck off.

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>Trump is so fucked
Yeah I'm not so sure

The governor said that they would absolutely not shut down NYC

>trump made the lib governors and mayors shut everything down over 100 dead

She watches as I fuck Kellyanne

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>Watching the Dow drop 300 fucking points while a positive press conference is going on telling everyone what is going on and pro-active steps being taken.

WTF are these idiots doing? You are not losing anything!

Well that's good because national socialism actually works pretty well in times of temporary crisis.

LOL, that shit is silly. What the fuck is that going to do? Trump train ain't stopping for Corona, nigger. UBI is about to get implemented because we are so goddamn rich from Trump's success. I made 5 million bucks in the last 2 weeks from all the shorts. I'm going to take that 5 mil and buy a bunch of bulls after Corona and turn that into 20 million dollars, nigger. DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH MONEY THAT IS? NO, YOU DONT BECAUSE YOU ARE A LOW IQ NIGNOG. OH MY FUCK I LOVE THE STOCK MARKET.

So now the cat lady retard is saying that young people are just as vulnerable as 80+ year olds

And now they're trying to say we can't gather even on our own accord. Absurd. What is Trump doing with these people?

Maybe she has white children that she'd like to keep safe. They'd be the right age.

>blows over in a week
>dow 40k

kek

How many fucking times do we need to repeat that the stock market is run on computer algorithms
It is completely detached from reality

>Are they going to close NYC so I don't have to go to work or what?

why not KYS and give us all a break?

It's because Drumpf is there.

it will hit 30k before election

it may take awhile

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SHE KEEPS GETTING THEIR NAMES WRONG IS SHE HIGH?!?

>LOL LETS VOTE FOR BIDEN THEN WHO WONT FIX ANYTHING

I hope the DOW crashes for like fucks like you to go poor.

Listening to Dr. Catlady we are going on Fauci Lockdown indefinitely

I don't remember Trump declaring Martial Law, The States are closing everything on their own

They’re saying that because young people aren’t taking this seriously

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I never felt like I fit in with my people. Related more to X and silents.

Trump is fucked bro. Get on with it. He crashed the economy for 100 dead people. Biden is the next president

HERE YOU GO
ITS HAPPENING
youtube.com/watch?v=2esAob3tEiw

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>millenials suck so hard, easily the worst generation alive

youtu.be/P155qPVaPMA

>teleporting the goalposts

Because you stupid faggots just HAD to celebrate St Patrick's day.

>marines
>in montana
Ok

As part of our national Coronavirus response, white people are ordered to work from home, preferably from remote, rural locations, and to make as many white babies as possible.

that's one fine looking cowboy

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Why don't boomers and G gens wear hazmat suits for a month? Young people don't die from the virus.

I fell for it sobs

Barnie dropping out would be bad, we would want to drag out the fight as long as hard as it can possibly go between D candidates. It's not something to celebrate.

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Now that's shilling with portals.

Are you listening to the presser? Pence said 15 days lockdown, but Dr. Catlady is implying that we shut down ALL public life indefinitely.

Also. When did the "15 days" start officially?

Beach house 4 coming up for this socialist, let's face it he has never really run for president he's just a magnet dragged through the dumbest iron filings in society, only to be picked up and dumped at the end of every campaign getting what those socialist america haters deserve.

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The flu is even worse.

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I want a contested convention, Dems need to be as divided as possible. I want Berniebros to have all their hopes taken away.

GTFO

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what can i say, i'm a sucker for meaty pecs

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wtf, I love communist grandpa now

>he's just a magnet dragged through the dumbest iron filings in society

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> montana
I could believe Air Force MPs. There are a shitton of silos in Montana.

Trump will run unopposed in 2020.

A CUTE!

Every fertile highschool girl must procreate with at least 10 white men, just like in my doujins

RAM RANCH REALLY ROCKS

"MAGA!"

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We should use our hated enemies to our advantage and divide their forces amongst themselves.

don't think just post memes and institute communism before it's too late

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what's worse is there are people who will still support him afterwards

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WE MUST PROTECT CUTE VETERANS

KEK watch he takes credit

> TOP FUCKING JEJ
Germany having their cake and eating it too

> IT'S NOT THAT WE BANNED ASYLUM SEEKERS
> IT IS THAT THEY HAVE TO MAKE ALL THE WAY FROM THE GREEK BORDER (WHICH WE CLOSED BTW) TO GERMAN'S BORDER

Gotta say I'm loving this Coronavirus thing, thanks based Coronachan for closing the borders, decoupling from China, reminding people to be frugal and reshoring the economy

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How cute does one have ot be to be protecced

What about their plan with Yass Kween Slaaay?

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Step away from The White House

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Compared to influenza this is a light breeze
(In the US anyway)

Here's hoping greece and italy start the first Holocrusade, though.

>stock market is assuming consciousness