TRUMP SAYS FUCK YOU TO NEETS

lmao i am so happy the timewasting neet retards will get nothing

So what about a married couple one works one doesnt. Do you both get or only 1

NEETS and welfare Queens BTFO

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Sending the money to me is pointless, i make much more than 1 grand a month and my employer isnt closing down. If i lost my job 1k wouldnt even be remotely enough to cover my expenses kek.

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>2 rounds
>250 billion each
Interesting. We still don't have a plan actually voted on and passed yet.

they can literally just say that they spent the money on groceries instead.

I'm a taxpayer and I'm still doing that lol

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Cool. Im thinking of buying baby food.
Our lives are equivalent and we deserve the same.

this also affects people just being laid of
you need to pay federal taxes to qualify
something a good deal of americans don't at all
this is going to be greater than christmas, blowjobs and jesus combined
that's a bad hitler
hitler

have a CIA hitler
even tho I wanted to post jew hitler with bangs, your pic reminds me so much of it

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Same boat. If they suspended payroll taxes for even 2 weeks I'd be far better off.

Good.

>tfw mooch off the old lady and going to take half of the Blimpfbux anyway

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>yesterday schlomo had no money for the goyim
>today everyone get money
>money for you
>YOU
>YOU AND YOU
what the actual fuck is happening

You think that the legislature might be slow the process down or even be oppose to it? Ive never heard of such a thing.

I paid taxes last year but made practically nothing on the books in 2019 because I was trying to start my own business. I think I made like 2k-3k on the books from my 9 to 5 I quit in February

Even though I made nothing, if I filed a tax return I should get it, right?

I filed a loss last year will I get neetbux?

I estimate $1600-$1700 per taxpayer max, payable twice. Unsure how family size will effect this as children are not taxpayers.

I think you mean income tax unless you're a business owner than yeah payroll tax would help you

This won't do shit. Once the nogs run out of the little bit of shit they prepped the raiding starts. US cities will be under martial law in 2 weeks.

maybe you should have been a better parent you low iq blue collar wageslave nigger. we’ve been warning you for months and you could’ve stocked up at any time

ancap tax evaders btfo

more like 1 month but ya that's what will happen the US didn want to fall in civil war by itself they will push them into it

If you filed last year jointly then you should get double as that's how it worked with the previous ones. If you filed independently because your wife didn't make anything then you'll only get the one.

Once martial law proves to be ineffective, the nightmare starts when Marshall law happens.

Good. This is supposed to help people whose job has been fucked up by this, not lazy pieces of shit.

Are... are you Robocop?

Well if it is a depression tier crisis and the neets don’t get any stimulus bux don’t be surprised when they start eating you and your family and burning places down

cnbc.com/2020/03/18/watch-live-trumps-coronavirus-task-force-holds-briefing.html

They'll float some bullshit thing like tax deferral which will mean nothing when millions can't pay bills....BUT at least the airline which are barely functioning will be okay

so disabled people get jack shit?

this thread is officially proof that Yas Forums is irreparably compromised by boomers. abandon ship

>mfw had a job for 5 years
>got laid off on Christmas
>living off my savings because of corona

Not living paycheck to paycheck just fucked me anons. No reported income 2020, JUST my life. Only have enough money to pay my bills rest of month and nobody is hiring in my sector

Shouldn't matter as long as you filed.

Lol, I work just up to the point of still being eligible to get neetbux, get EIC, and CTCx2 every as well, so my tax return is like $8000, and now, I'm going to get even MORE free money? LMFAO! You stupid NEETs really need to learn how to game the system.

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You already get disability gibs. What else do you want?

Gonna make it rain on yall no job havin, no kids havin faggots.

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Good, I need that cheese right now. I had a 12,000 job that evaporated once this sweet and sour sicken started.

Lol, like this is actually going to help. Simply because like lottery winners, people will just spend it all within the first month

she cute

Rich people do it all the time, so why shouldn't I? It is the American way, after all.

taxpayer has nothing to do with actually paying taxes.

to be a taxpayer, you have to file your taxes. if you have filed taxes, you get money. if your parents have files taxes and you're their dependent, you're getting money.

Ever bought anything?
You're a taxpayer.

And what about students?
I get BAH from the GI Bill.

How would that work?

do a flip, faggot

im dumb, I was working until last month when I had to move to take care of family (didnt have a job lined up and now im waiting for several calls from people but corona has fucked it) will i still get money?

50 billion to airlines is extremely Based and redpilled. God emperor trump has saved the country once again

imagine being that stupid to think all those give away will not have a huge impact on the american economy to the point where weimar will look like a fag party
the market is in free fall
they will create money out of thin air to give to everyone
not existing money
new money
and all the goyim are happy because they have bread and circus once again

No you have to send them a 1000 bucks

if I filed for taxes last year but haven't yet this year will I qualify?

They're probably going to base it on who filed taxes last year, so I'd imagine so.

free 1000 dollars

Im not american but this makes me happy you guys arent getting 1000 a month every month

yes.

Probably saved my ass from getting furloughed so I’m greatful. Still getting 70 hours minimum per month from my airline though. They need to ban stock buybacks on that money though.

Exactly

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NEETs unequivocally BFTO.

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>No reported income 2020
Pretty sure it would have to be done off of 2019 filings, there is virtually no other way to do this....

so why haven't you stocked up on thinkpads faggot

ThTs wrong. Legally you are only required to file every three years

how are you not a taxpayer, lmao

It'll be based on 2018's taxes, not 2019. If you filed a return last year you're good.

2020 doesnt have to be filed till June now. This is off 2019

Tbqh I doubt I see a penny because up until last year I was unemployed and owed student debt so they’ve garnished my tax return last year and I’ve just starting paying loans again

I made about 6000 dollars doing uber last year. Do I still get trumpbux?

Look at all those soon to be vacant positions Walbro! Time to shine!

Good to see God is among our midst telling NEETs to get fucked

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I would assume it's going to be scaled "progressively" so that if you made more than XX you're not getting anything, because you'll be expected to have already saved, or have assets you can borrow against.
If you made less than X you'll probably get more.

>They need to ban stock buybacks on that money though.
Hey, cool it with the anti-semitism.
(used to be illegal in the 80's no way you are going back to that now though)

Most of you live with your parents, who probably are tax payers.

Fuck what if I didn’t file last year. I was going to do it this year.

So we have to have children?

this is right wing satire right?

I haven't filed taxes for years lmao. Fuck the fraud government and their garbage money

These fucking idiots are delusional. They think just printing more money and handing it out for free is somehow a good thing. It is not. It will just cause inflation. If this was ever a good idea then the Fed would have done this decades ago. It is a bad, bad idea. But I am happy for it. Accelerate, baby. They want to give me some money? Good. I will buy more food to store, or more farm animals, or more dies and black powder for reloading.

What about the elderly on ssi? A good chunk of them don't have snap but get their food from food pantries to survive. Why not give a small amount to help seniors since they have the most to lose from this virus (if it's real). Maybe atleast a onetime 500 snap card like the govt did during Irma in FL?

Get fucked leaf. This is a worldwide market crash. That means every nation besides Iran and North Korea will see it's currency plummet because they're ALL backed by the US dollar. This will be precisely like every other market crash. The US gets more debt while keeping it's buying power while every other nation gets fucked. That luxury soup just became more luxurious.

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non-citizens are taxpayers though

God I hope so, I almost thought about selling some of my guns or PMs so i can pay the kike landlords.

fuck you obama leaf

>got a tax refund last year
You and I know damn well this was too good to be true. Socialism for the rich, as usual.

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Sick burn

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Money is about to be completely worthless, President Trump hopes that issuing emergency funds will prop up the economy for just another few days. He just spent 1,500,000,000,000 to try to save the market and watched it tumble another 2,000 points.

How do you think they will maintain a lockdown and martial law across dozens of US cities? We don't have enough troops. Not even close.

a literal nothing burger
they're giving away 800 euros twice and that's that
literally one month of work and neets are utterly losing it
is that how pathetic neets are?

I want my NEET bucks they tax me every year on my investments gimme my check

I filed in 2018 and did menial labor for most of 2019. I got a regular job near the end of the year and then moved. I'm still working on getting my w2 from that employer but in the mean time but I'm wondering if I should ammend my 2018 returns to update to my current address just so they have it on file?

definitely

Hey friendsandfams. If you have one of these, you're getting money.

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sweet.

>disabled people get jack shit
>get money and food and stuff just for existing when 100 years ago you'd be left to die in a eugenicist's cripplehouse
>still complain about not getting ALL the free things
most of the """""""disabled""""""" are lazy parasites anyway. there's parttime jobs for the blind, deaf, 65 iq downies, and people with no arms and shit but dips with muh depression and muh anxiety act like they can't bag groceries or make phone calls or do data entry from home (despite being miraculously able to post online 20 hours a day just fine)

Money is already completely worthless 1$ used to feed a family for a week

>euros
we use real money here, thanks.

tfw no NEETbux

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I didn't file taxes last year, am I fucked?

It’s just so bad now. I don’t even know what happened in the past few weeks but I’d say that 80% of US flags posting right now are unironic neocon civnat boomers. I’ve never seen it close to this bad before.

It's only a thousand bucks user, you can get a few chickens, some beans, and 2 pounds of black powder. Also why black powder? You a pirate?

this

I agree GodSpeed.
>while keeping it's buying power
funny joke implying there wasn 70 years of hyper inflation already that totally destroyed your buying power
you guys don't get it because you gonna get your communist neetbux you're all happy and you don't see the consequences on the long terms
I bet the german were like you before waking up with Weimar to deal with.

>tfw semi NEET who worked like 2months and made like 20k last year
Based

Does severance payment make me eligible for Trump monies?

Probably hand it right back to the jew to pay down mortgage. No economic stimulus.

Lmao yes 100%

The airlines took about 96% of all cash on hand and used it to buy stocks back and improve stock price and trigger bonuses for executives. So those fucking corrupt scumbags don't deserve even a single dime. Fuck them all. Sell your stock back to cover the losses. We now live in a country with privatized profits and socialized losss. Fucking unacceptable. I hope the people tear these execs limb from limb.

I’m realizing that some of you really don’t pay your taxes. Out of what? Ignorance? Laziness? Revolt?
Maybe I’m the NPC

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Did you even read the pic in OP? Its going to be fixed based on tiers (which I would assume correspond to tax brackets). At any rate, if you take the total number of 2019 taxpayers and divide by 250 billion, youre left with $4,321 (and thats assuming everyone gets the same amount which isn't happening) so us poorfags could potentially be getting more than 4k.

What about veterans?

> We now live in a country with privatized profits and socialized losss
it's called (((communism)))
they know better than you
at least they says

This. At the end of the day, the one with the biggest stick gets to dictate everything. I don’t even like how we play world police but I’m just being objective. If you have leverage over the entire world you get to make the rules and one of those rules is that the USD is the law and everything else is based on it.

OR,
>Instead of giving up billions in taxes and crashing our markets,
we could just spend a few million to produce an actual virus cure that the Obama WH knew about, by the guy the Bush WH knew about for another useful item...
Someone call Todd Rider, and get him in a lab with some gear and some large animals, and then some humans, and we could have this done in a few months.
Wave some regulations, and the cure is available immediately.
Look at that list, those were the diseases they tested while he was still with MIT. The molecule should work the same way against every virus on earth. Meaning we have a cure.
And we don't need to shut down our economy until, we don't need to risk your friends and family dying, we don't need to risk civil unrest, we don't need to spend trillions in debt spending, we don't need to make risks while the rest of the world falls apart...

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Most countries do it for you. You just have to check it. The IRS already has all the info about where you've worked amd how much you made if you had a regular job.

ok mulatto

>Only 19
>Haven't lived on my own yet nor do i have a bank account (until i get in college) so i don't really have taxes to pay

oh well

How do NEETS survive even in an ideal economy? Do they just live with mommy and daddy?

1,500 billion for (((wall street))), 150 billion for Americans really makes ya think

So it's just wagie-welfare?

No I call it all black powder cuz I only shoot niggers. Look, you can buy approximately 200 chicks with $1000. That is a lot of chickens friendo. Or a shitload of rice and beans. You say it is only 1000. Yes. I agree. I can still spend it wisely before the prices skyrocket and make it even more worthless than it already is.

Taxation is theft.

250 billion to 375 million people so we are all going to get a $5 off coupon to Subways? fuck this dumb nigger I need thousands

I didn’t work in 2018 but have worked since may 2019 and already filed, and filed in 2017, just not 2018? Will I get screwed? Cause if I get screwed I’m gonna get revenge for this virus one way or another

mfw getting 1000 neet bux

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That's alot of chickens.

Everyone getting Trumpbux won't cause inflation. Handing them out when the economy is crashing as hard as it is, probably would.
The reason it hasn't been done before is because kikes don't like their pet goyim getting free shekels.

>YES I make 10 trillion a year through my global PMC black operations international military research and distributions network
>children? Well I have had 10,000 mistresses that each gave birth to 100 each from my bigchad cock, I need to keep my floating nation state landmass well stocked with personnel
>Yes you can deposit my 100 trillion relief check anytime now good sir
>not enough? Tell the cucks at blackrock to get printing I'm sick of waiting for them. I wanna hear the BBBRR bitch.

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OP whines like a bitch slapped crack whore.

And that's your right.

I want to believe but im guessing thats wrong cause that would mean something good happening for me.

Just get the Corona and visit your local IRS office.

Source?

"we're all in this together"
buttt also...

fuck you NEETs

hmmm

>Didn't file my taxes last year
Wonder if I can pick it up from 2018's filing.

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That’s not how it works though. Full steam ahead R&D and it would still be a year to get something that doesn’t just fuck people.

what if i'm 30 years old, so my parents havent claimed me as a dependent in 3 years(cut off is 27), but i havent paid any taxes ever, and have been on welfare(food stamps) for the past 2 years?

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Correct.

I have to repeat myself, because I know I'm talking against a history of errant niggers thinking we're still fighting the 2nd World War.

OR,
>Instead of giving up billions in taxes and crashing our markets,
we could just spend a few million to produce an actual virus cure that the Obama WH knew about, by the guy the Bush WH knew about for another useful item...
Someone call Todd Rider, and get him in a lab with some gear and some large animals, and then some humans, and we could have this done in a few months.
Wave some regulations, and the cure is available immediately.
Look at that list, those were the diseases they tested while he was still with MIT. The molecule should work the same way against every virus on earth. Meaning we have a cure.
And we don't need to shut down our economy until, we don't need to risk your friends and family dying,
>we don't need to risk civil unrest, we don't need to spend trillions in debt spending, we don't need to make risks while the rest of the world falls apart...

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So I worked for a couple weeks at a warehouse at the end of the year and quit before Christmas. I have a W2 for 2019, do I need to file them now to be able to receive money? I'm a "taxpayer" too.

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Which tax filing would this be based on? 2019 taxes, which are due next month? Or based on 2018 taxes filed in 2019?

Also even a neet can file taxes and claim the couple pennies they made from bank interest as income

I was unemployed for the first half of 2018, which is the tax year they seem to basing this on. If it is tiered by income in 2018, I'm going to be kind of fucked, though not really because I still have a job and have savings.

>Look at all those soon to be vacant positions Walbro! Time to shine!
The Great Workplace corporate restructure has already done that before this nonsense started. No wonder there's a goddamn skeleton crew spread out throughout the store. I'm already at 48 hours before I clocked in today. 70+ hour workweeks are the new normal until the self-leveling effect takes place.

Absolutley. Always remember

If you don't work you don't eat, you don't grind you don't shine
No if's and's or but's, bottom line
That's why I'm on a mission, to keep the paper flipping
I got's to get a house, before I start wood gripping

It feels amazing, m8.

That's soon coming to an end. Useless fat fucks that need to be fed will be the first to go.

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hey if it makes you feel better im gonna die

Birdy told me that someone already pulled a comic-book and tested it on themselves, no harm, all cure..

Yes of course, do it now.

What are you guys gonna spend your Trumpbux on? I'm buying parts to build a new computer!

Why not ten thousand? I don't think a thousand is enough. We all need ten thousand dollars minimum. You are printing it out of thin air, so why not go big. We have the biggest printing presses. The most beautiful...the best printing presses. Nobody can print money like we do. Not as fast. Not like us. Believe me. We have the best printing presses. Steve Mnuchin keeps a special retarded jew right by the printing press and he uses this really, very special jew to sniff the money and verify that it is really the best quality debt. Nobody does it like us. Nobody.

i'm not a commie but why don't we require limited executive compensation until repayment is complete instead of limiting increases?

Ur dumb.
Id spend my subsidies wisely on important things instead of blowing it on a toy, is my point.

what a wast of digit avatar whoring loser

Wrong. Ignorant as fuck. Learn2economics kike nigger.

Not surprised at all, was fun to fantasize for a day though, any good news is always too good to be true. Guess I'll keep using the toaster of a PC I've already got.

You're talking in "caution." at the fucking least, you could get large animal testing started for a couple million. We're talking about losing far that in the economy every hour.

not just NEETS that means seniors who get SS retirement but don't meet the tax threshold and thus don't file taxes i.e. are very poor get fucked as well as the disabled. Truly a brainless mistake if they don't allow some of the poorest most vulnerable members of our society to claim the benefits

I have top left and top right but I don't file taxes

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Don't confuse sales tax with income tax.
You have to file an income tax return, known as Form 1040, in order to get your neet buxx

K

There are about 130M households in America, so each one will get $1000-$2000, probably based on factors like family size and income.

I filed taxes last year but I worked taco bell. I'm still working at taco bell but only 1 day a week so I'm basically a neet.
Will I get TrumpBux?

>tfw military don't get checks
I pay federal taxes...

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