/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2236

*Sets trap*

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Threadly reminder

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Taranto, Puglia

Pic was taken this morning

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Wait is it burning out in Canada?

I love you friends

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You know, they didn't just start with bats...

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So it is a nothingburger?

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Someone send this to Bill Mitchell

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MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

Ban this spammer.

His grandfather died from the Spanish Flu. That doesn't count as "just a flu", That was a REAL pandemic killing more people than both World wars combined.

That escalated quickly

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remdesivir - chloroquine phosphate - quinine - tonic - gin and tonic

it's just a flu bro
just drink gin and tonic bro

what is happening here? aren't you guys in quarantine?

We live in trying times mexibro

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>99.2% of Italian deaths had at least one other illness
>nearly 75% of deaths had TWO OR MORE PREEXISTING CONDITIONS

ummm... happeningbros? Were the nothingburgerchads right all along? Two or more other fucking conditions in 3/4ths of all deaths?

Yes it's nothing. Hug your local chinese population

>implying niggers will wash their hands

bank run time
>youtube.com/watch?v=_OtcwxERu50

Are you ready for Merkelbux?

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U park all weird

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*grabs ass*

Kek, doomers are seething over this guy. That's how you know he's right.

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I live in north Wales and I need to pick up a prescription for my Mum at the pharmacy. I have a p3 mask and goggles, should I wear them?

if it's airborne aids we won't know before a few years right?

>chinese doctors in full hazmat suits and military-grade gas masks
>european doctors with paper apron and surgical masks
>"oh no why do all doctors get infected themselves now"

One idiot hospital boss here even said this isn't bad because maybe we'll get immune doctors soon after they recover.

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this triggers the israel cocksucker

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>ban someone posting factually correct information

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Exactly, people still don't care here

Stay vigilant, let's try to catch them in the act.

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What do you think? Would it look like that if we were dealing with fucking Captain Trips? of course this is overhyped by the (((media))) and panicking retards that think the world will end from a fucking flu. The real happening is what this nothingburger disease does politically, economically and sociologically. It may also lead to WAR!

can we please start refering to it as
"the wu"

its so dumb/innocent/counter to the newspeak covid19.

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Any fitbros here?
Post your favourite workout to do at home.

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how you guys holding up quarenteen wise? Even us NEETs like to go outside on occasion

>B-B-BUT I SAW A SCARY LIST OF SIDE EFFECTS

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I wrote a song for /cvg/

>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Makes your death as fast as lightning
>In fact it's a little bit frightening
>When it's your chest that I am tightening

>There were dirty Chinamen, from dirty Wuhan town
>They were boiling up some bats
>And slurping guano down
>It's an ancient Chinese art
>Making tortured animal broth
>Everything tastes so great
>Until you start to cough

>EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Your cruise just seemed so inviting
>Until it came to alighting
>On my shores for dining

>There's Winnie the Flu, blamin the US of A
>While coughing on TV
>Iranians claimed it was okay
>Then the Italians stepped it up
>Threw their arms out to the side
>Sang, "hug a chink today"
>Now 50% have died

>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Tedros' palms are tightening
>His fever's a little bit ripening
>Due to the yuan that I'm providing

>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, *cough*
>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, *cough*
>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, *hack*

>Now our boomers can't be saved,
>It's too late for Tommy Hanks
>With apocalyptic glare, a figure gives her thanks:
>To all you dirty Godless chinks,
>To bat asshole enslaved
>Coronachan lifts her head
>And says, "here comes the second wave"

>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Your coughs are sharp as lightning
>Is that your will that you are writing?
>Leave your kids TP for wiping

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It's over? But i just cancelled my gym membership...

Look like a platoon of storm troopers at the start

>earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/
the absolute state of non-eurasian plates

Is that alcohol

And aspirin has these side effects. You're not going to get them from 5-7 days of using this.

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Balance of the Day!
>YESTERDAY YESTERDAY

So, yesterday Europe got 11.392 new cases of corona.
Which pushed the total to 77.158 corona cases in Europe.

Remember that Chinks officially had only about 80 thousand and that Europe has half the population of China.

So, the European countries that most contributed to new Corona entries were:

>Italy, 3.526
Germany, 2.088
>Spain, 1.884
France, 1.077

>Switzerland, 500
United Kingdom, 407
Austria, 373
>The Netherlands, 292

Belgium, 158
>Portugal, 117
Norway, 97
>Denmark, 92
Czech Republic, 90
>Sweden, 70
Luxembourg, 63
>Slovenia, 56

Finland, 47
>Poland, 44
>Greece, 35
Estonia, 34
>Armenia, 22
Russia, 21
>Latvia, 19
Hungary, 18
>Serbia, 17
Bulgaria, 16
>Cyprus, 13
Slovakia, 11

>Malta, 9
Croatia, 9
>Belarus, 9
Monaco, 7
>Kosovo, 7
Albania, 7
>Moldova, 7
San Marino, 6
>Macedonia, 5
Ukraine, 4
>Montenegro, 2
Lithuania, 1

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+2k new cases in germany today AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Reminder to not fall for confirmation bias. There are more cases showing up every day because we are now actually testing. You cannot be counted if no one is counting. Please calm the fuck down.

All schools have been cancelled for this week and the next in my area. Do you guys think that they will have to extend it? I dont think the virus will be slowing down in the next week or so.

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50 DEATHS IN OLD PEOPLE RESIDENCES IN 3 SPANISH CITIES IN ONE DAY
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>elmundo.es/ciencia-y-salud/salud/2020/03/18/5e72347621efa09a6a8b45ee.html

CALL YOUR GRANDMA OR GRANPA IF THEY ARE STILL ALIVE TO TELL THEM YOU LOVE THEM BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

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>not KUNG FLU COUGHING

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WHY WOULD I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH WATER FOUNTAINS? WE EVEN LET NEGROES USE THE SAME ONES AS US THESE DAYS.

I have to walk up and down stairs to get to my apartment, but I'm just going to the gym

What did my ID mean by this?

What’s the real mortality rate?

Lmao, fucking retards. We have all been inside for several days here in Norway as per usual, no wonder you guys are getting fucked.

>only looking at deaths
you want to look at all cases. anyone who gets infected will be fucked later in life as this virus will lead to permanent damage. Just look at complications from SARS 1.0.

The real happening will be a decade or so from now anyway when issues stemming from economic collapse and massive unemployment lead to the DOTR, the race war, the boogaloo, and the first real holocaust ever.

abc.es/sociedad/abci-hospitales-preparan-para-priorizar-enfermos-mas-recuperables-202003172301_noticia.html

Spanish hospitals are preparing for the worst case scenario: to reserve the means and therapeutic efforts for the patients with the highest healing capacity. Hundreds of heads of intensive care units from hospitals throughout Spain, in collaboration with nursing staff, have drawn up an action protocol to know how to act during the coronavirus pandemic.

In the phase of possible saturation and avalanche of patients, the document faces an objective scale that sets the criteria for entering an Intensive Care Unit (ICU) and for the benefit of life support treatment (cardiopulmonary resuscitation, intubation, respirators ... ) to the sick with more options. "In the event of saturation or overflow, it is necessary to prioritize the care of potentially more recoverable cases," the document states. The protocol advises to have senior doctors, more specialized to make the selection of the patients (triage) in the most reliable way.

No age criteria
"It is recommended that a person with strict and deep training in health ethics be involved", be it medical or nursing counseling in the matter of choice. "In severe circumstances, insufficient availability of ICU beds can lead to death potentially avoidable, which can be influenced by the decisions of choice (selection of patients by gravity) ", indicates the document of the Spanish Society of Intensive Care, Critical Care and Coronary Units (Semicyuc). Patients who do not meet the criteria for inclusion in the Intensive Care Unit will be admitted to conventional hospitalization areas.

Intensivists are aware and, writing in their protocol, that "in severe situations, insufficient availability of ICU beds can lead to potentially avoidable deaths" by the decisions that force the selection of patients in a mandatory choice.

It's over if governments decide to call for mass production. It's easy and cheap to produce, so realistically there's no excuse outside of big pharma etc etc.

Without sports the bookies have found something else to bet on

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Does it scan as well? Next thread

>Germany over Spain

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JUST FLATTEN THE CURVE LOL

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Can we get list of cities and countries on lock down added to the posts?

QUICK user
BUY ALL THE CURE AND MAKE PROFIT
DONT YOU BELIEVE IN THE CURE
EVEN BETTER, DRINK SOME YOURSELF TO MAKE SURE YOU WILL NEVER BE INFECTED BY CORONA-CHAN

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kek

hahahha, absolutely based

The age of the patients does not appear in the extensive protocol as a criterion for allocating more or less therapeutic effort, only resilience.

By colors
This will be evaluated with a chart that classifies patients with three colors. "Reds" have priority in admission to the ICU, followed by those classified as "yellow". Patients classified as "blue / black" will remain in the hospital, but in a conventional area not intended for critically ill patients, although objectively they are. In this case they will not be abandoned, they will receive palliative care and they will be reevaluated between 2 and 5 days after being classified.

The intensivists' document warns that this color procedure known as SOFA "has not been validated in any pandemic situation and is based only on expert opinion."

Daily decisions
The coordinator of this plan of contingency of the intensivists, Pedro Rascado, subtracts drama from the recommendations of the protocol. These are decisions that are made almost daily, but can be aggravated by an avalanche.

Rascado assured ABC, that the criteria for ICU admission for a patient with this coronavirus epidemic are the same as those taken every day for patients with other pathologies. "There is no difference whether it is a new disease or it has been declared a pandemic. The criteria of prioritizing the care of potentially more recoverable cases are maintained. "

Soon in your country, act NOW

Hold on, what.

They're finally getting off their asses.
Field hospitals to be established, and gas mask production for civil use to be resumed.

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Spam this banner.

drink bleach
kills 100% of coronavirus

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depends on the state, we were told last night don't expect school to comeback before the summer break anyways.

lol fatty

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*Chinese Virus

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MORE FLU DEATHS IN THE SAME TIME PERIOD AS CORONAVIRUS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PREPPERS BTFO

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I need to know this website

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>Utah earthquake knocks out corona hotline

Based mother nature

Let's summon KEK to make the virus spread through Africa

AAAAAAAA IM SUMMONING

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>what is a jacket

Also, stones, glass house, etc.

>>New cases (saucee: worldometers.info/coronavirus/)
China +13(+11) Iran +1192(+147) Spain +2084(+90) Germany +715 S. Korea +93(+3) USA +123(+7) Netherlands +346(+15) Norway +56(+2) Belgium +243(+4) Austria +139(+-1) Denmark +67 Japan +11 Malaysia +117 Portugal +194(+1) Australia +110(+1) Czechia +30 Israel +90 Finland +37 Brazil +4 Estonia +33 Pakistan +9 Bahrain +14 Iceland +3 Poland +8 Romania +29 Indonesia +55(+12) Thailand +35 Luxembourg +63(+1) Philippines +15(+3) Hong Kong +13 Iraq +10(+1) Ecuador +44 India +9 Russia +33 Kuwait +12 Lebanon +9 South Africa +31 Slovakia +8 Taiwan +23 Mexico +11 Panama +17 Armenia +6 Serbia +11 Croatia +12 Colombia +10 Algeria +11(+1) Latvia +11 Vietnam +2 Brunei +12 Albania +4(+1) Hungary +8 Faeroe Islands +11 Belarus +15 Sri Lanka +7 Morocco +5 Malta +10 Georgia +4 Bosnia and Herzegovina +4 Kazakhstan +3 Venezuela +3 Cambodia +2 North Macedonia +4 Lithuania +7 Senegal +4 Moldova(+1) Tunisia +2 Guadeloupe +9 Burkina Faso +5(+1) Martinique +4 Macao +2 Uzbekistan +4 Bangladesh +4(+1) Réunion +3 Guyana +4 Paraguay +2 Honduras +1 Nigeria +5 Guam +3 Rwanda +1 DRC +4 Kenya +3 Trinidad and Tobago +2 Ivory Coast +2 Mongolia +1 Aruba +1 Kyrgyzstan +3 Saint Martin +1 Tanzania +2 Sudan +1 New Caledonia +2 Zambia +2 Djibouti +1 Montserrat +1

how do i wake up from this nightmare?

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>mfw A- bloodtype
Mr. Bones, please let me off this ride.

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Buy Chainlink

Honestly it's a nothingburger if you're young

However, my mom has a heart condition and dad has blood pressure problems, and they're both 70+, so yeah, I'm worried

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Hospital ships being activated

watch the shitskins get priority in Spain

Ecclesiastes 3:1–8

A Time for Everything

3 There is a time for everything,
and a season for every activity under the heavens:

2
a time to be born and a time to die,
a time to plant and a time to uproot,
3
a time to kill and a time to heal,
a time to tear down and a time to build,
4
a time to weep and a time to laugh,
a time to mourn and a time to dance,
5
a time to scatter stones and a time to gather them,
a time to embrace and a time to refrain from embracing,
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a time to search and a time to give up,
a time to keep and a time to throw away,
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a time to tear and a time to mend,
a time to be silent and a time to speak,
8
a time to love and a time to hate,
a time for war and a time for peace.

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>Russia
>European country
T-Thanks kind Portuguese user, i appreciate the gesture

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>side effects are identical to covid-19 symptoms
>"guys it works!"
lmao

Russia Rushes To Build Hospital For COVID-19 Treatment
March 18, 2020 15:00 GMT
By RFE/RL
A new hospital is being quickly built outside of Moscow to treat COVID-19 patients.

Scores of workers with heavy equipment are working quickly to assemble a prefabricated structure in Babenki, about 50 kilometers southwest of the Russian capital.

City officials have said the 500-bed hospital would be ready in the "near future."

Currently, patients in Moscow suspected of having the novel coronavirus are being sent to an infectious-diseases hospital in Kommunarka.

As of March 17, Russia had confirmed more than 100 cases of COVID-19, with over 50 cases in Moscow and no reported deaths.

GET WITH THE PROGRAM AMERICA

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BASED HOSPITAL FOR MIGRANTS

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youtu.be/FtIm5EanQCQ

[nothingburger intensifies]

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Jesus, what a nightmare for the average driver

This is how they normally park

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Lmao skinny fat incel.

Yep.
The epicentre will hopefully move on to the more populated Western part of the Northern European Plain: North and East France, Germany, especially the North and Benelux countries.

Scandinavia will getting hard but mostly for no good reason.

Because the flu is already endemic you absolute fucking retard.

archive.is/ExkRK
forgot link

Sweden +2 deaths +13 recovered

>Coronavirus is airborne, WHO officials confirm
Under very specific circumstances, if something usual happens which generates very small droplets. Basically the same for most of the more infectious droplet infections.

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I want a pandemic bf

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Russia is obviously an European country, you utter retard.

why aren’t new numbers coming out of Canada?

WHERE THE HELL ARE THESE GLOBALISTS?
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get one moshe

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Reminder to not fall for confirmation bias. There are more cases showing up every day because we are now actually testing. You cannot be counted if no one is counting. Please calm the fuck down.

Where was the USA in our hour of need? Why did we go to Afghanistan?

twitter.com/vonderleyen/status/1240300837068582915

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Finally we win at something. We have the highest per capita infections to date, at ~1,1% of the total population.

>this is your brain on Yas Forums

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>36 million infections resulting in 22k deaths
vs
>200k infected and so far and 8.2k deaths
the math is worrying

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>44 YEARS OLD MAN WENT TO THE POLICE STATION T W I C E TO ASK THE POLICE TO DETAIN HIM BECAUSE HE CAN'T BE ANY LONGER INSIDE HIS MOM HOUSE IN VIGO, SPAIN
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>44 YEARS OLD MAN WENT TO THE POLICE STATION T W I C E TO ASK THE POLICE TO DETAIN HIM BECAUSE HE CAN'T BE ANY LONGER INSIDE HIS MOM HOUSE IN VIGO, SPAIN
44 YEARS OLD MAN WENT TO THE POLICE STATION T W I C E TO ASK THE POLICE TO DETAIN HIM BECAUSE HE CAN'T BE ANY LONGER INSIDE HIS MOM HOUSE IN VIGO, SPAIN
>44 YEARS OLD MAN WENT TO THE POLICE STATION T W I C E TO ASK THE POLICE TO DETAIN HIM BECAUSE HE CAN'T BE ANY LONGER INSIDE HIS MOM HOUSE IN VIGO, SPAIN
44 YEARS OLD MAN WENT TO THE POLICE STATION T W I C E TO ASK THE POLICE TO DETAIN HIM BECAUSE HE CAN'T BE ANY LONGER INSIDE HIS MOM HOUSE IN VIGO, SPAIN
>44 YEARS OLD MAN WENT TO THE POLICE STATION T W I C E TO ASK THE POLICE TO DETAIN HIM BECAUSE HE CAN'T BE ANY LONGER INSIDE HIS MOM HOUSE IN VIGO, SPAIN
44 YEARS OLD MAN WENT TO THE POLICE STATION T W I C E TO ASK THE POLICE TO DETAIN HIM BECAUSE HE CAN'T BE ANY LONGER INSIDE HIS MOM HOUSE IN VIGO, SPAIN
>44 YEARS OLD MAN WENT TO THE POLICE STATION T W I C E TO ASK THE POLICE TO DETAIN HIM BECAUSE HE CAN'T BE ANY LONGER INSIDE HIS MOM HOUSE IN VIGO, SPAIN
44 YEARS OLD MAN WENT TO THE POLICE STATION T W I C E TO ASK THE POLICE TO DETAIN HIM BECAUSE HE CAN'T BE ANY LONGER INSIDE HIS MOM HOUSE IN VIGO, SPAIN
>44 YEARS OLD MAN WENT TO THE POLICE STATION T W I C E TO ASK THE POLICE TO DETAIN HIM BECAUSE HE CAN'T BE ANY LONGER INSIDE HIS MOM HOUSE IN VIGO, SPAIN

CLOWN WORLD

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Official Pol Corona Chan Map
YESTERDAY AT MIDNIGHT!

Yellow - less than 10 cases - shit is under control;
Light Orange - more than 10 cases - it can still be controlled;
Dark Orange - more than 100 cases - why didn't you control it?
Red - 1.000 or more cases - you're fucked;
Dark Red - 10.000 or more cases - may The Lord help us all!

MOST AFFECTED COUNTRIES OUTSIDE OF CHINA:

>Italy, 31.506 cases - 2.503 FATALITIES / 46% Mortality Rate (MR);
Iran, 16.169 cases - 988 FATALITIES / 15,5% MR;
>Spain, 11.826 cases - 533 FATALITIES / 33,1% MR;
Germany, 9.360 cases - 26 FATALITIES / 28% MR;
>South Korea, 8.320 cases - 81 FATALITIES / 5,5% MR;
France, 7.730 cases - 175 FATALITIES / 93,6% MR;
>United States, 6.243 cases - 104 FATALITIES / 58,8% MR;
Switzerland, 2.700 cases - 27 FATALITIES / 87,1% MR;
>United Kingdom, 1.950 cases - 71 FATALITIES / 57,7% MR;
The Netherlands, 1.705 cases - 43 FATALITIES / 95,6% MR;
>Japan, 1.592 cases - 36 FATALITIES / 5,7% MR;
Norway, 1.444 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 75% MR;
>Austria, 1.332 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 25% MR;
Belgium, 1.243 cases - 10 FATALITIES / 90,9% MR;
>Sweden, 1.191 cases - 8 FATALITIES / 88,9% MR;
Denmark, 1.024 cases - 4 FATALITIES / 80% MR;
...
>Portugal, 448 cases - 1 FATALITY / 25% MR;
Brazil, 319 cases - 1 FATALITY / 50% MR;
>Galiza, 285 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 50% MR;

146 infected countries.

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>bunch of restaurants close bars too
>everyone flocks to my restaurant still open
oh no no no

>usual happens
Unusual happens. Sorry for my autocorrection.

PRESIDENT LIVE
youtube.com/watch?v=Ko2AEK4W2zk
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>Ban this spammer.
Haha ass blasted doom faggot

>Ursula Leyen

>some of you may die but that is a sacrifice I'm willing to make
>t. leader of bongs

I work at one of the world’s biggest hardware vendors and I can tell you all our factories in Wuhan are still closed. Besides that my older brother got Corona and is in a bad shape right now.

Stay strong mexibro

HE SAID CHINESE VIRUS

Bump and Christ pilled.

(We all kind of diserve this disease)

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EUROVISION IS CANCELED, HOMOS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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Italian number when?

I wonder how much of this can be attributed to regards vacationing when they shouldn’t have

CHINESE VIRUS

not good not terrible

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FUCK THIS SHITHOLE!!!!!!!

the god damn government think they need ''time'' to act when they upgrade the numbers. what it means now the 238 cases were at 9:00 PM 17/03. we'll be outdate for at least 12 hours and this will be repaired tomorrow, since then we don't know what are the real cases in Chile.

FUCK THIS COUNTRY!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

HOW THE FUCK I SUPPOSED TO UPGRADE MY CHART WITH AN OUTDATE NUMNBERS!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH FUCK THIS USELESS GOVERMENT!!!!

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FUCK YOU KRAUT NIGGERS. PULL YOURSELVES UP BY YOUR BOOTSTRAPS

>The Chinese virus

Trump, please

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Trump is LIVE now: whitehouse.gov/live/

>Reminder that the entire world is locked down because 0.000114% of the population died.

If you still believe this is just a virus please kill yourself.

twitter.com/thierrybaudet/status/1240308113670115329
Baudet pulling out the memes

You gotta respect mother nature. All the shit we've given her and she's still fighting.

I believe she will eventually win desu.

>these dead people would be alive if I thought they would be
confirmation bias works both ways, moron

Definitely all of the small island nations can attribute their cases to boomers.

THE CHINESE VIRUS

Well im in NC.

>99.2% of Italian deaths had at least one preexisting condition
>nearly 75% of Italian deaths had TWO OR MORE PREEXISTING CONDITIONS

It's over. Tell the elderly and sick to stay inside for a few months until this blows over.

Stop the meme magic.

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They for infected anyway in china. Mostly because they didn‘t put it in/off correctly.

>That was a REAL pandemic killing more people than both World wars combined.
/pol so desperately wants this to be the Spanish flu. Neet cope and seethe

>Coronavirus is airborne, WHO officials confirm
So, guys, any comments on this new home I might be moving into soon?

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How do we exterminate the Chinese Virus?

wtf i live in Apulia (Bari) and the streets here are desert, wtf is wrong with you guys?

You cannot use a P-value to validate an hypothesis based on numbers, that's not how stats work.
Good try, continue shilling for the "man that discovered the cure"
>not realising this guy is pushing his shit hypothesis to gain money

OH FUCK HE IS INVOKING THE STAFFORD ACT

Why can't we just get this whole coronavirus thing over with? Just say fuck flattening the curve, go through a month of hard times and move on rather than living in fear until 2024.

CHINESE VIRUS

DEFENSE PRODUCTION ACT ACTIVATED IN THE US DUE TO CHINESE VIRUS!

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trump live

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Threadly reminder that Covid-19 is the most gigantic Psyop in history, the discount version of Project Blue Beam

Flu cases in Germany 2017/2018: 9.000.000
Deaths: 25.100
Fucks given: 0

Corona cases now in Germany: 11.302
Deaths: 27 old fuckers
At 9.000.000 infected estimated numbers of deaths: 21.500 - less than the common flu.
Fucks given: 24/7 (((MSM))) panic and hysteria

Corona-Chan is a decoy for the real happening.

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FEMA HAS BEEN ACTIVATED
I REPEATE FEMA HAS BEEN ACTIVATE

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> fema

aren't those the guys with the mass graves and black coffins?

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He already did, nigger

DEFENSE PRODUCTION ACT INVOKED
FEMA ACTIVATED IN EVERY REGION
"WE ARE AT LEVEL 1, THE HIGHEST LEVEL" -TRUMP

Wut?!

coronavirus debate
groenlinks = retards
d66 = retards
vvd = retards
cu = retards
cda = retards

pvv = based
fvd = based
sp = based

denk = not completely retarded
pvdd = not completely retarded

rutte speaking rn dutchies

God he is such a blithering idiot