Brit/pol/ Comfort food Edition

>Dogged Scots cop refused to let Glasgow grooming gang escape justice
dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/dogged-scots-cop-refused-glasgow-21710322

>Police and immigration officials would be able to place people in "appropriate isolation facilities" under plans.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-51938879

>Youths trash children's playground before setting bins alight...and their parents could feel the repercussions
manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/youths-trash-childrens-playground-before-17941594

>Man barricaded ex-girlfriend's home with wheelie bins before setting them on fire as she slept
chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/man-barricaded-ex-girlfriends-home-17919003
walesonline.co.uk/news/local-news/car-dumped-torched-new-swansea-17934267

>Car dumped then torched in new Swansea playground

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gib me dat

First for are Moaty

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18th march
>still pushing larpvirus

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I'm the only person in this thread who was invited to Glastonbury and that's why everybody here hates me. It's not my fault I'm popular and have lots of friends.

schools in scotland shut end of week

schools in england when?

never, the don't need to shut

SHTF brit/pol/, cars are on fire, the shutters have been forced open you can only grab one in the rush!

>Horlicks
or
>Bovril

>virus is going to kill me before I have a relationship
This virus has done a number on me.

Bovril, is this even a question

FUCK YOU, KAREN. YOU STUPID WHORE

Its the virus fault that 40 hours a week doesn't always cover the food bills

Its the virus fault I pay bank charges when I can’t cover the bills

Its the virus fault my rents gone up again

It's the virus fault my youngest couldn't get into the local school

It's the virus fault I’ll never own a home

It's the virus fault my eldest still live at home past their teens

It's the virus fault the kid got stabbed in the park the other night

It's the virus fault my parents couldn't see a doctor for 6 weeks

It's the virus fault I cant find them good social care

it's the virus fault the main road into town is congested every morning

Its the virus fault I spend fifty five pounds on train tickets each week

>Its the virus fault

Got a months' stash and a full tank of petrol, work's cancelled and now I don't know what the fuck to do with myself.

Your opinion on public education, and the recent closures, shows what kid of dissident you are.

evil nazi virus

If you're old enough that the virus could kill you and you haven't been with anyone then you've done a number on yourself desu

Good afternoon chaps.

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Im just wondering what the hot bevvy of brit/pol/ is once the tea and hot toddys run out in the nearing apocalypse.

start forming raiding parties

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Thy death-bed is no lesser than thy land

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The virus can kill any age group.
>young mostly survive because they are given treatment over old people
>but that won't happen here since we are running out of supplies.

nazi virus

tbf I've been watching it for the last hour now

Good afternoon to you Moaty

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actually sophisticated

Play DOOM on friday, you'll get a fuckload of views.

people who were opposed to a gravel ban on economic grounds must be feeling a bit stupid now

cvg predicted this months ago, really makes ya think

nah don’t do it for views or w/e, just do it cuz i’m a lonely spaz

cvg are full of shit

>gravel ban

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>muh low death rate
this thing is deadlier than MERS and it's spreading faster than measles or smallpox.

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if a room of monkeys with typrewriters had enough time they'd write shakespear's work

>gravel ban
whatnow?

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cvg is ahead of the curve

meanwhile you can't even spell properly

Imagine taking your 2 weeks off straight away before the shit hitting the fan, im sure normies think this will all go back to normal in a fortnight

lmfao whoops

ban gravel NOW

Not as much as Q.

He predicted this.

Doom's out early mate, came out today

youtube.com/watch?v=EDokdseox_w
post nostalgia tunes lads

Captain Picard is French, dumbass.

I thought people were taking the piss about petrol stations being out of fuel.
Just went to my local Texaco, most of the pumps were out of service.

Glad I've got an eco car, full tank will last me two months.

If my parents die I'll be able to retire

I did tell you lad, fuel rationing soon....

i’ve been off since august, i’m a prophet

The exponential spike in zoomer phoneposters is the biggest problem of our era.

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>back to normal in a fortnight

it will though you LARPing shitehawk

>reeeeeeeeee
stay mad kid lol

cvg did nothing wrong

Filled up this morning and most of the pumps were 'out of use' cheers for the tip lad

France doesn't exist after ST's WW3 dumb cunt, we took Brittany back as rightful clay

the virus will probably fuck off soon, but the economic consequences of this massive sperg out are gonna be around for a long time

>t.pretending i have a coof so i can have 2 weeks off.

we are not even at the first peak mate.

i wish i could do that

Nice gyno

who is this mad lad?

Grats, but I could think of nothing worse

The army are rounding up the immigrants in London.

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That looks pretty good. Better than your shitty beans that's for sure.