/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2235 WHO LIVE SOON

► Detected: 206,900 ► Died: 8,272

>NEWS
Coronavirus is airborne, WHO officials confirm
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France under lockdown, 66 million people
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Millions of Americans to lose their jobs
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Robbers grab 100,000 surgical masks at gunpoint in Ukraine
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>RESEARCH
Dogs can be carriers of the virus
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nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
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25 year old nurse dies in Iran
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Virus affects blood circulation
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>REMINDER
4900 deaths across 182 cities in Iran, Iran opposition estimates
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US prepares for 4.8 million hospitalizations
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Spain only testing high risk cases
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Australia expects 1.5 million infected
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>LATEST CASES
10:10: 463 new cases in Germany.
10:02: First case in Djibouti.
09:31: First 3 cases in Kyrgyzstan. All three had returned from a pilgrimage to Saudi Arabia.
09:15: 35 new cases and 1 new death in Norway.
09:03: First death in Moldova. The patient was a 61-year-old woman who was admitted to hospital after returning from Italy. She had underlying issues such as stage 2 hypertension and type 2 diabetes.
08:40: 63 new cases and 1 new death in Luxembourg.
07:59: 139 new cases in Austria.

>MORE
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3rd world management of this crisis is also another thing to watch out for. NYT wrote 2 days ago how dozens of Afghans suspected of being infected escaped a hospital and returned to their villages because the concept of "quarantine" scared them.

die boomers

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Britbros check for cases in your area

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DOW JONES BELOW 20K

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Getting bigger

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at the request of an user in the previous thread

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You guys do realize that the true happening is the aftermath of this, right?

We're likely listening the end of globalism. Workers never having trust that employers or corporations have their best interests at heart again (at least the companies that can shut down and won't). The makings of WW3 when the blame game begins. The second economic big sad.

It's a glorious time to be alive.

WHO upgraded to airborne precautions today

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Spanish nurse
"No more ventilators/intubations for old people"

24% FALL IN EUROZONE GDP IS FORECAST

13% FALL IN US GDP

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i have nothing to worry about i am not 211 years old

>DOW JONES
Who is this Johnes anyway?

Why me?

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and they still say were all equal? Can't wait for the mass spreading in Africa without the West bailing them out this time as they got their own hands full.

What a shame.

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Less than 18 months of suppression (closing schools and workplaces, banning public gatherings, social distancing, quarantine, etc...) will stop the virus completely.

imperial.ac.uk/media/imperial-college/medicine/sph/ide/gida-fellowships/Imperial-College-COVID19-NPI-modelling-16-03-2020.pdf

HAPPENING CANCELLED

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She's still clean, right bro's?

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Oh, you think neetdom is your ally. But you merely adopted the neet; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the society until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but NORMIES! The isolation betray you, because it belongs to me!

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I can't wait for that penor mutation, she's gonna be directly injecting us with her love using that.
Also pic related I just fucking love how smug she is

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Reminder to not fall for confirmation bias. There are more cases showing up every day because we are now actually testing. You cannot be counted if no one is counting. Please calm the fuck down.

we're in people collapsing in public phase

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Hey guys does anyone have an infographic of history of pandemics?I've seen someone post it here but can't find it.

I wrote a song for /cvg/

>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Makes your death as fast as lightning
>In fact it's a little bit frightening
>When it's your chest that I am tightening

>There were dirty Chinamen, from dirty Wuhan town
>They were boiling up some bats
>And slurping guano down
>It's an ancient Chinese art
>Making tortured animal broth
>Everything tastes so great
>Until you start to cough

>EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Your cruise just seemed so inviting
>Until it came to alighting
>On my shores for dining

>There's Winnie the Flu, blamin the US of A
>While coughing on TV
>Iranians claimed it was okay
>Then the Italians stepped it up
>Threw their arms out to the side
>Sang, "hug a chink today"
>Now 50% have died

>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Tedros' palms are tightening
>His fever's a little bit ripening
>Due to the yuan that I'm providing

>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, *cough*
>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, *cough*
>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, *hack*

>Now our boomers can't be saved,
>It's too late for Tommy Hanks
>With apocalyptic glare, a figure gives her thanks:
>To all you dirty Godless chinks,
>To bat asshole enslaved
>Coronachan lifts her head
>And says, "here comes the second wave"

>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Your coughs are sharp as lightning
>Is that your will that you are writing?
>Leave your kids TP for wiping

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Whats wrong Eestibro?

Guy with DOW syndrome

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses a roll every day. If you have a family of 5, that's 120 rolls a week. That's over 1,000 a month! You might need 20,000 or more to get through the epidemic. Plus you probably have relative who didn't prep. You need extra TP for them as well. Probably 50,000 rolls or so. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

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nice, 18 months is nothing

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BRRRRRRRRRR JONES

>only 18 months of life altering changes globally
>no happening

THE VIRUS HAS REACHED UK PRISONS
>THE VIRUS HAS REACHED UK PRISONS
THE VIRUS HAS REACHED UK PRISONS
>THE VIRUS HAS REACHED UK PRISONS
THE VIRUS HAS REACHED UK PRISONS
>THE VIRUS HAS REACHED UK PRISONS
THE VIRUS HAS REACHED UK PRISONS

CHIMPOUT IMMINENT

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This flu seems to be a little worse than usual haha..

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>The average person uses a roll every day.
maybe if you are constipated, I use 1 roll per shit and go 4-5 times per day

Yesss soon we move on to feminine penor

Honestly all I'm hoping is that my 65 year old parents survive, they are both in good shape physically but they both have pre existing conditions.....

>tfw changed my mind about Corona
I wanted it to be big bros but not like this. This mediocre virus is not doing it right and I want things to go back as they were. Its killing innocents and not nearly enough to cause societal break downs. Either wipe 20-30% of the population or just stop. All or nothing.

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Red arrow goes weeeeeeeeeeee

God do I wish it REALLY was happening.

Not cause I want millions of innocents to die, nor cause I want society to collapse.
But if it did collapse, I'd fucking kill so many of you happeningfags you have no fucking clue.

You would feel so protected by your beans and dragon dildos and then I'd come along and fucking kill you just for being a retard.
You would have absolutely no defense, you're all limp wristed depressed pussy faggots.

I will bust through your door and suplex you so fast. There would be nothing you could possibly do.
I wouldn't even need to follow up with anything, the suplex would be an opening and finishing blow, instant fucking death.

God do I fucking hate happeningfags.

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Trump will come out with some bullshit new policy to Brrrrrr it back up 20 minutes before closure

Iran released all their prisoners the mad fucks
Rather let them die to be brutally honest

I love you friends!

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Do any of you know anyone who died from the disease? How was it like for them?

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Meanwhile spanish goverment steal 150,000 masks from Andalucia and now andalucian hopsitals can't work propertly.
Remember to protest this goverment to death after all this ends.

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>I can't wait for that penor mutation, she's gonna be directly injecting us with her love using that.
>Philippines
Of course you guys are into feminine penor. Based.

>holding his left arm
Not a reported symptom. Why do retards think every video out of China has to be related to Corona?

is she ok

>Iran released all their prisoners the mad fucks
Under house arrest though, still..

You know, they didn't just start with bats...

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Trudeau is just disappointment after disappointment. At least Quebec is lucky enough to have gotten rid of the liberals and put a real leader in their place.

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The mortality rate is 0.01%

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>100 dead in USA
>OMG ITS FUCKING OVER AHHHHHHHH THE WORLDS ENDING PREPARE NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Happeningfags really clinging to this one huh?
Kinda cringe not gonna lie.

But of course, How could I forget
>MUHHH EVERYONE IS LYING AND HIDING THE TRUTH!!!11
Yes user, all the doctors and nurses and medical experts and scientists and virologists and news reporters and police and civilians and families of victims are all lying to us and concealing the truth.
Only we, here in these /cvg/ threads, know the real path and outcome of this virus.

Xi visited Wuhan last week; the traffic in all cities is up.
The carbon emissions are up, the people are back to work.
The numbers in South Korea, Singapore, Japan, etc... are dropping.
The death rate is far lower than you faggots are shilling, we have 100,000s if not million undetected because it's just a cold for most people.

You can't even prove these wrong. You'll just spazz out and say
>REEEEEEE ALLL THE GOVERNMENTS ARE LYINNG!!!!
>REEEEEEE ALL THE DOCTORS AND NURSES ARE LYING TOOO!!!!
>REEEEEEE SO ARE THE FAMILIES OF THE VICTIMS ITS A HUGE CONSPIRACY!!!!
>REEEEEEE ONLY WE, HERE IN THESE /CVG/ THREADS KNOW THE REAL TRUTH!!!

It's sad to watch honestly, claimed-to-be grown men pissing themselves on a Mongolian basket-weaving form over a cold that is easily containable.


This virus is over hyped,

9/11 was a way bigger happening on here and in real life.
This will not have nearly the same impact, economically, socially or otherwise.

>Major Impact of 9/11, Something Corona will never do:
www.kqed.org/lowdown/14066/13-years-later-four-major-lasting-impacts-of-911
www.thebalance.com/how-the-9-11-attacks-still-affect-the-economy-today-3305536
www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economic_effects_of_the_September_11_attacks

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Does coronavirus stay in your body forever?

China covered up the true number of cases and deaths (the doubling time in other countries has been 3 days) but consider how long it took for cases to stop growing exponentially while everyone in Wuhan was under lockdown and quarantine.

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Just a flu

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anyone got that twitter pic of a girl showing a huge line at a gun store in america?

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Roller coaster goes wheeeeee

Just taking a nap.

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>Stage 1: Shock
>Stage 2: Denial
>Stage 3: Disbelief
Stage 4: Bargaining < YOU ARE HERE, CUREFAGS / NOTHINGBURGERTARDS
>Stage 5: Depression
>Stage 6: Acceptance

imperial.ac.uk/media/imperial-college/medicine/sph/ide/gida-fellowships/Imperial-College-COVID19-NPI-modelling-16-03-2020.pdf

imperial.ac.uk/media/imperial-college/medicine/sph/ide/gida-fellowships/Imperial-College-COVID19-NPI-modelling-16-03-2020.pdf

> Overall, our results suggest that population-wide social distancing applied to the population as a whole would have the largest impact; and in combination with other interventions – notably home isolation of cases and school and university closure – has the potential to suppress transmission below the threshold of R=1 required to rapidly reduce case incidence. A minimum policy for effective suppression is therefore population-wide social distancing combined with home isolation of cases and school and university closure.

>To avoid a rebound in transmission, these policies will need to be maintained until large stocks of vaccine are available to immunise the population – which could be 18 months or more.

SOCIAL DISTANCING AND QUARANTINE PROTOCOLS COULD BE NECESSARY UNTIL WIDESPREAD VACCINE AVAILABILITY.

No that's a dumb conspiracy theory.

>still no confirmation for my Paracetamol order
>still no delivery date information for my Amazon Pantry order
>Other package got rerouted due to lockdown from smaller pickup-shop to larger post-office, where I probably have to wait in line between a bunch of coofers

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saus

Love you man, no homo

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I'm glad everyone is attending NEET mass on YouTube. Lord hear our prayer.

>200000+ infected

>"HIVsama, MITE!"

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That study is super conservative and uses an extended doubling time and the lowest R0 they could get away with
Also, it flat out states suppression only works if you catch it while it's still spreading in one region

Where is Dr. Purr?

THE CHIMPOUTS BEGIN

express.co.uk/news/uk/1256838/london-news-coronavirus-tesco-riot-food-rationing-uk-coronavirus-supermarkets

ups wrong pic

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They won't be able to enforce such a mass house arrest operation like that. Armed guards outside 80,000 homes? Come on now. Those guys are free for good. Iran knows mass unrest is coming.

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he was just havin a bit of the ol sniffles. nothinbaaga

Stale copypasta still farming (you)'s
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>Key assumptions include the fact that immunisation is long-term. This remains a big unknown it remains to be seen how long immunisation lasts for, following infection by SARS-COV-2. Some evidence suggests immunity might be relatively short-lived
twitter.com/BallouxFrancois/status/1239959248592932865

lmao

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legendary

twitter.com/PeterAttiaMD/status/1240293938684018688
bros..

I have a strong suspicion I have this shit.

fuck off fags.

based bill, pack it up lads

>when a person who visited your city for a week became the patient zero on a foreign country after returning
OH NONONONONONONONONO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AND IT'S AN AFRICAN COUNTRY NO LESS

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Can the happeningfags get any more bent? Here's just a little more proof you're retarded.

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Lmao

business as usual

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now do 0.01% of 7 billion

And all because Andalucia didn't vote left this time.

I was about to post this. fug

The study is extremely conservative and rose-tinted and IT STILL SAYS WERE FUCKED! Holy shit!

Sounds like you were a little too late

youtube.com/watch?v=mCa0JXEwDEk

This is a good video for estimating cases.

Can you coom without passing out? If so, then you are fine.

>that font
hideous, what's wrong with you

Ya’ll realize there’ll be a second mass arrival of white European refugees when this is all over right? This world war potato famine tier shit.

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This paper was debunked by Taleb

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I'm more concerned about outrage than anything.
The better the precautionary measures work, the less people will think there's a reason for any of it.
Some ("?)experts("?) are saying this will last 18 months, others that it will not end until every single person is vaccinated, and a vaccine will not be available till next year.

The worldwide disruption will be so great that many will look back on it and say "It would have been better to let 4.3% of people over 70 simply die of this."
We're seriously going to destroy the entire global economy and turn all our governments into totalitarian regimes for the sake of some 70yos living an extra few years.
Great plan.

>248810201
prepare your ass for her spike protein

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Big retard energy!!!!!
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

B-b-but I thought it only killed boomers?
Oh no no no nothingburger fags, you got too cocky

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Ask why my 68 year old dad didn't prep when I told him
>Just a flu
>Flatten the curve
>Herd immunity
>If I run out of toilet paper I'll use my hand
>In the summer we'll cough on people to help spread it
>This is only to protect the old, I'll be fine
He's not gonna make it

>He's holding himself therefore it's not Corona

Yes it is in keep your arms perfectly by your sides in case of death. Listen to yourself then make arrangements so no one else has to listen to you ever again.

You know those chinese "hospitals" are falling on top of the corpses they welded in there, right?

>antivirals are discovered
Eeeeh, it was going so well...

Seeing as it invades the nervous system, more than likely.

But was he a smoker/drinker though?

I know, cataluña is selling masks to Italy instead of giving it to the rest of the country.
And the military is OUT of pais vasco and cataluña too.
This is a fucking joke. If i can hope for something is the King stepping in and assuming whole control of the military and putting some people at the goverment in their right place.

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Get tested m8.

fda approved gin and tonics with quinine plz

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Oh dear
System doesn't seem fit for purpose does it?

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Just double vent all patients lmao problem solved

>totalitarian regimes
maybe that was the plan all along

F

Look at how low oil is. How bad is this recession going to be on the 3rd world?

Almost time to buy

Stolen from elsewhere

>First, the model these "experts" use is based on a 6.5 day generation time and an R0 of 2.4. That then results in a mean daily growth rate of exp(ln(2.4)/6.5) = 1.144x/day
>The observed actual growth rate of the unconstrained virus in populations all over the world is 1.33-1.37x/day
>Using the frequently observed value of 1.355 and their 6.5 day generation time yields an R0 of 1.355^6.5 = 7.2
>Second, to get from a 1.33-1.37x/day growth to a 1.144x/day growth requires doing everything China, South Korea and others did. It requires shutting down the economy.
>So what they propose actually means shutting down the economy for a month or two, then easing off for a month, cycle and repeat. That is economic suicide.
>Third, this plan because it fails so badly in the modeling will utterly fail to prevent the hospitals from saturating. That drives the death rate to over 10% of those hospitalized.
>Fourth, they repeat the presumption that the IFR is what we have then in sum is a plan that wrecks the economy repeatedly for more than a year, that destroys society, that kills and maims the maximum percentage of the population, and devastates the entire medical system, while also bankrupting everyone individually, every corporate entity, and the country.
>And this is the "flatten the curve" plan.

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I have friends in the Policia Nacional syndicate, its true, after all this they will burn everything
In madrid they are telling police not to use mask to not create alert...

S-s-spike protein? Oh user tell me more, MORE

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80 % experience no symptoms
We have 3000 us cases
100 us deaths
So that means 240,000 cases in America (3000 * 80)
>And 100 / 240,000 = 0.0004% death rate

80 % experience no symptoms
We have 3000 us cases
100 us deaths
So that means 240,000 cases in America (3000 * 80)
>And 100 / 240,000 = 0.0004% death rate

80 % experience no symptoms
We have 3000 us cases
100 us deaths
So that means 240,000 cases in America (3000 * 80)
>And 100 / 240,000 = 0.0004% death rate

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Already? The cases will keep piling up over the next few weeks.

only in-the-closet fags use 'no homo', you raging fag.

IN THE LAST MINUTES OF MANKIND I HOPE WE NUKE CHINA

Just passing through anons

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Fuck, but hey, we still got Coronavirus Perez, the messiah

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*posts thumbnail*

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Doesnt say, but had no previous conditions

When did you get rid of chickenpox virus from your body?

lol not even close

bottom is going to be around 12k or so

Corona panic on the front: 3 Turkish soldiers in quarantine
The Corona virus eventually spread to the front. Positive results were found in three Turkish soldiers. The same is true for the Assad forces.
grihat3.com/cephede-corona-panigi-3-turk-askeri-karantinada/

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treat only those likely to survive!

The thing with this retarded argument is how do you verify infection levels of other diseases we’re comparing it to then if asymptomatic people never report it?

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Storm Troopers lmao.

youtube.com/watch?v=z1Ya6bl0F4g&feature=push-lbrm&attr_tag=owqm_F8kvJ6OgLCK:6
youtube.com/watch?v=z1Ya6bl0F4g&feature=push-lbrm&attr_tag=owqm_F8kvJ6OgLCK:6
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>violating lockdown
would you take her to forced labor (impregnation) camp?

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why is everyone worried? I thought it's just the flu? The flu kills global economy every year, shuts down entire world. 0-burger.

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this retard should get a virus so his retarded posts stop.

this is bait right

Don't worry my jumping bean friend, you guys can expect more American factories in the future as we start working your way off of China's dick. I hope you guys like mass-producing baby aspirin and rubber dildos.

my greatest worry is this, that we've already lost

Sorry man, my bad homie.

Its just a flu. The real happening is the panic and the governments exploiting the panic to do some shady shit.

>little
Indeed it is

We still have some time before the normies even agree on what coctail of antivirals are best and "safe" to use, then actually fully treat everybody and then dealing with the economic consequences of the quarantine (the longer it takes, the bigger the recession). As a doomer I'm fairly disappointed by this chloroquine stuff myself, but it's not all over just yet.

>on a bus
>lady gets on and sits behind me
>*COUGH COUGH COUGH*
>get up and move to a different seat
>she shouts "YEAH I'M COOFING, SO FUCKING WOTT?!"

I wish I was making this up, holy fuck I don't think I'm going to leave my house anymore

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> Cases at an old folks home 15 minutes away from me.
>Roommates co-worker is getting tested.
I'm not gonna to make it.

HAPPENING STATUS: CANCELLED
>HAPPENING STATUS: CANCELLED

(Hydroxy)Chloroquine+Zinc+Azithromycin HIGHLY EFFECTIVE against SARS-CoV2
>(Hydroxy)Chloroquine allows zinc to enter the cells
>Intracellular zinc ions in turn inhibit coronavirus replicase

Easy video explanation:
youtube.com/watch?v=U7F1cnWup9M&t=97

Other links:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chloroquine
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydroxychloroquine (plaquenil)

archive.vn/w2VDD
twitter.com/RiganoESQ/status/1239780304082124800
twitter.com/JamesTodaroMD/status/1240274548165169157
>BREAKING RESEARCH FROM CLINICAL TRIAL on HCQ + azithromycin in treatment of COVID-19.
>100% of patients with COVID-19 were virologically cured after 6 DAYS of treatment.
>p-value 400mg HCQ twice for the first day
>200mg HCQ twice per day for 4 days

Hydroxychloroquine MORE effective than chloroquine:
academic.oup.com/cid/advance-article/doi/10.1093/cid/ciaa237/5801998
>Hydroxychloroquine (EC50=0.72 µM) was found to be more potent than chloroquine (EC50=5.47 µM) in vitro. Based on PBPK models results, a loading dose of 400 mg twice daily of hydroxychloroquine sulfate given orally, followed by a maintenance dose of 200 mg given twice daily for 4 days is recommended for SARS-CoV-2 infection, as it reached three times the potency of chloroquine phosphate when given 500 mg twice daily 5 days in advance.

>B-B-BUT I SAW A SCARY LIST OF SIDE EFFECTS
B-B-BUT I SAW A SCARY LIST OF SIDE EFFECTS
>B-B-BUT I SAW A SCARY LIST OF SIDE EFFECTS
Every drug has side effects you fucking retard. Look at aspirin for example: drugs.com/sfx/aspirin-side-effects.html
Hydroxychloroquine has been used for over 60 years. The dosage needed for SARS2 treatment lies well within the recommended dosage limit. Side effects won't occur for the 5-7 days of treatment needed for SARS2.

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For now, yes, wait for cure.

I mean the REAL cure, not chink BS.

They'll be fighting the booogalooo with their butterknives.

HAPPENING FUCKING OVER.