So this is the famous land of the free

I don't understand how everybody makes a single roll of toilet paper last so long. I poop at least four times a day, and I need a roll of toilet paper every time. First, I take a bunch of TP to layer the toilet seat so my butt doesn't get cold. Secondly, I place a wad of TP into the toilet bowl so that the water doesn't splash up. Thirdly, I can't poop all at once, so I go through multiple stages of pooping out a little nugget, and wiping everytime I do so. Once I'm empty, I take the rest of the TP left on the roll and cover up my poop, so that I can ensure that everything flushes properly. I can't be the only one who does this, right?

pretty sure that's a tim hortons cup and thus they're Canadian

>sign up to safe the country
>guard toilet paper
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Only superiority stops the American from succumbing to emotions and fucking over everyone else. We should've never abandoned God.

Terrible shoop.

This is America, the worst country on Earth.

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They cant shoot us all if we Zerg rush

we'll let you have this one Italian bro
Hope everything goes alright

Enjoy the balcony signing

somebody has got to stop the niggers from looting

>Americans finally realise how to use toilets and toilet paper instead of just sharting in the mart
>Demand is so high, it needs to be under 24/7 armed protection

That's a fucking Tim Hortons cup. This is Canada.

Uh.. does he work at my local Walmart?
People ran into the back room after a rumor broke out that employees were hoarding toilet paper & water for themselves
The Walmart had to close early & the police showed up

>People ran into the back room after a rumor broke out that employees were hoarding toilet paper & water for themselves
We get first dibs

there are tim hortons in north eastern states, but youre probably correct as only canadian visitors go there

No pasta nigger. That’s Canada. The cop is drinking Tim Hortons coffee. You can only get that in Canada. Aren’t you people quarantined? Think of it like where’s Waldo and look at the picture for an hour before posting.

Those aren't American brands. Must be Australia or the UK or something

Not just your Walmart, all Walmarts have been closing at 11 and opening at 7 for the past several days.

Its canada

This is Canada. Timmies cup.

Most of the niggers in this case are boomers filling spare bedrooms with toilet paper when some people just need a few rolls to get by.
I also blame the retailers for not putting in purchase limits because they want the quick surge in profit before a potential lockdown.

Why the cops arresting the TP?

>Yesterday I saw one bitch walking out with a cart full with 12 cases of 60 count eggs
She may very well be buying for work. Occassionally I walk out of Sam's with a weird quantity of niche food items, but it's usually because Sysco fucked up and didn't deliver something on our weekly order

I'm near a "hot zone" that is literally a nursing home full of ancient old people that were already reliant on machines to fucking stay alive. This whole mess is the government freaking out because this pretty much only kills the people that vote for these retards.

this, tp dindu nuffin he a good boy getting mo money for dem programs

The death rate for infants is like 0.2%. It's literally only boomers that die from this, and it's only the weakest 15% of them.

Boomer fatality rates are lower than that. The 15% is for the Silent Generation
>tfw grandma thankfully lives innacountry and keeps a well stocked pantry that will last for weeks out of habit since she grew up during the Depression

Half of the patients in Italy are under 50. It only kills older and more frail people faster while younger people just manage to hang on for longer. That, and because care for younger and healthier people is given priority while they're just letting the older or chronically ill die instead of giving them care
>what is triage
Dumbass

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There are Tim Hortons in hundreds of cities and towns in the US

to serve and protect

Your country is Italy so you can't really make fun of any country

sorry but that's not how the free market works.

Lmao what even is this reality

Im 99% sure this is the nishnawbe aski police, which would explain why they are guarding the toilet paper, because natives are savages.

Yeah fuck off with that garbage. I hope raiders burn down your house while you yell at them for violating the NAP.

hahaha I used to stock shelves at Kroger and always lol'd hard at customers who nonchalantly wandered into the dock. of course Walmart types would do this.

Because Yas Forums is fucking dumb
>During disaster scenarios, this approach is further complicated and may not be entirely possible. Using this approach implies that some individuals may likely suffer or perish in order for the majority to survive. Triage officers must allocate limited resources and weigh an individual's needs with the population as a whole.[50]
If you have a limited number of resources and personnel in any mass casualty event it quickly becomes a matter of classifying who deserves care or has a better longer term outcome. If you can't save everybody then you let the older people and anyone who's diagnosed with something like cancer die so that the younger, healthier members of the species can survive. This is standard medical protocol in all countries. It's not just on a first come first serve basis. They're going to leave ICU units open rather than give a bunch of retirees space who odds are wouldn't even live another ten or fifteen years anyway so that a younger critical case can be given it instead.

We are making up a significant bulk of hospitalized PTs. Again our governments are still lying to us because they're useless cocksuckers who are more worried about staying in power and preventing a panic than actually saving lives. They are not telling you the real rates of hospitalization and certain death for younger people because if you knew this and also knew that we're going to rapidly lose the capacity to treat anybody then everyone would panic. This is not an actual panic yet, but THAT would make people panic.

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Ammo sales are banned in some states, freedom of Assembly is repealed nationwide. All compliance is voluntary, everyone rolling over and submitting meekly
'Oh, say can you seeeeee...'

Once all the ICU beds are gone tens of thousands of children and young adults are going to begin dying and they're trying to postpone our widespread knowledge of this until after the military has been fully deployed to handle the situation.

The problem in this approach is because even our boomer leaders are useless moronic fucking dumbasses and so they've misinterpreted this to mean children are relatively immune--this is blatantly false. As a result they have been making public policy based in false knowledge because again, they're useless fucking morons. They need every single daycare and elementary school closed in the country RIGHT NOW. All of those children are going to linger a couple weeks longer than an 80 year old but they're all going to wind up needing critical care too which is just going to overload the system even further.

I repeat: children and young adults are not immune and require hospitalization also. Their outcome is better and they will be triaged to first priority but all of that is irrelevant the moment our care capacity collapses--and it will. Immediately following that moment our country is going to be filled with the body bags of dead children just like it happened in China.

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that's canada you stupid fucking wop

Canada is the famous land of the free?

I think people are using the picture to say it is from whatever country they want to shit on!

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>and require hospitalization also
No, they don't unless they have a pre-existing condition. Smokers, fatties, and pozzed faggots dying isn't something we should be bothered by.

Canada greaseball.

>I guarantee you that she doesn't have refrigerator space for those
eggs last for months outside the fridge
but yes, most people dont eat more than maybe three eggs per week so she is probably just going to throw them out because she thinks they're spoiled long before they are

sure that is the us? that’s a Tim Hortons cup

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muh asswipe!

dass my asswipe, niggas.

>1 post by this id shill thread

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decent toes

It looks stupid, but in my melanin enriched city there have been fights over basic supplies in grocery stores. Like the other anons said, Walmart/Target employees have been bumrushed over toilet paper and purell. One poor woman got beaten in up just this morning over this stuff. I wish PD was out there doing more important things, but at the same time I understand their purpose there.

Of course, a company like Walmart should hire security guards or something

Who says we have or want an absolute free market?Libertarians are mostly drug addicted pedophiles, GTFO with this trash.

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>no masks or gloves
just wait until the cops get sick