/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2232

Germany just announced to start using big data analysis "to fight Corona". This is the end friends. They're puting away every privacy right soon. Mark my words.

Don't forget to congratulate Corona chan for her big numbers

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GET IN, WE'RE PUMPING THE MARKETS
youtube.com/watch?v=5Vf1rzRdjA4

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>I'm not NHS

Even private healthcare have IDs, either show or it didn't happen.

>graduating via skype
>saddest thing ever
You've had a very nice, beautiful life, if you think that graduating at home is the saddest thing ever.
I'm envy of you.

One of Bolsonaro's closest councillors, Brazilian intelligence minister Gen. Heleno, tested positive for the chink flu. This isn't looking good, the dude is 72.

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source ?

channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/coronavirus-47-new-cases-imported-travel-self-isolation-overseas-12551968

Singapore +47
It's over! It's all over!

Grat corona-chan!

Remember Coronatard

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I NEED TO BUY CHOLORQUINE QUICK, WHERE FOR UK??

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Thanks brah. Very nice
youtube.com/watch?v=p5oEVJ7ru2E

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Heleno's getting bagged

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WHERE'S MY 200K CORONACHAN GIF

Any else enjoying their "Sick Leave"?

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this makes me hard.

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I just got some takeout. Will I die?

looks like the fed drew the line at 20k, they'll die on that hill though

Imminent Martial Law soon because seaniggers here are too retarded to follow a simple community guidelines and isolation.

DO
NOT
SELF
MEDICATE
WITH CHLOROQUINE
THAT SHIT HAS CRAAAAAAZY ADVERSE REACTIONS, ONLY TO BE USED IN EXTREME CASES

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Governments will be taking maximum advantage of this to increase their power. Now we'll get to see whose side each govt is on. Hope you're ready.

lads i have a dry cough, this is the end

go without me i was never meant to make it

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Congrats Corona-chan. Grow into something bigger and don't stop

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Netherlands update
+346 +(15)
Total:
2051 (58)

youtube.com/watch?v=hf1CZ8J9mXc

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>archive.is/VIclS
w il Ferrucio ! w il Polimi

I always do.

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>vietnam
obviously

This is God’s punishment. Accept it.

Eurovision Song Contest binned.
Shame because the UK song was "My Last Breath"

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god this shit is such a nothingburger yaaaaawn

happening status: CANCELLED
>happening status: CANCELLED

youtube.com/watch?v=U7F1cnWup9M&t=97
>(Hydroxy)Chloroquine allows zinc to enter the cells
>Intracellular zinc ions in turn inhibit coronavirus replicase
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chloroquine
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydroxychloroquine (plaquenil)

archive.vn/w2VDD
(Hydroxy)Chloroquine+Zinc+Azithromycin HIGHLY EFFECTIVE against SARS-CoV2
twitter.com/RiganoESQ/status/1239780304082124800
>it reduces the contagious period from 20 days to 6 days approximately
>600 mg HCQ per day after 6 days, 90% of patients tested COVID-19 negative.
>96% of control group tested positive after 6 days.

youtube.com/watch?v=vE4_LsftNKM&t=1m20s
Chinese recommended dosage:
>400mg HCQ twice for the first day
>200mg HCQ twice per day for 4 days

Hydroxychloroquine MORE effective than chloroquine:
academic.oup.com/cid/advance-article/doi/10.1093/cid/ciaa237/5801998
>Hydroxychloroquine (EC50=0.72 µM) was found to be more potent than chloroquine (EC50=5.47 µM) in vitro. Based on PBPK models results, a loading dose of 400 mg twice daily of hydroxychloroquine sulfate given orally, followed by a maintenance dose of 200 mg given twice daily for 4 days is recommended for SARS-CoV-2 infection, as it reached three times the potency of chloroquine phosphate when given 500 mg twice daily 5 days in advance.

>B-B-BUT I SAW A SCARY LIST OF SIDE EFFECTS
B-B-BUT I SAW A SCARY LIST OF SIDE EFFECTS
>B-B-BUT I SAW A SCARY LIST OF SIDE EFFECTS
Every drug has side effects you fucking retard. Look at aspirin for example: drugs.com/sfx/aspirin-side-effects.html
Hydroxychloroquine has been used for over 60 years. The dosage needed for SARS2 treatment lies well within the recommended dosage limit. Side effects won't occur for the 5-7 days of treatment needed for SARS2.

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who gives a fuck?
normans brough this on themselves, vpn burger fat

He won't
It's a malaria drug, it's hard to get even with a prescription

>Shitty ass paper masks

Why??

I thought this was from china

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Bros, we're still going to give you your shit at Amazon.

t. wagie

Nothing of value lost.

This is why everybody is going to get infected. Everybody is a moron.

I'VE
GOT
ASTHMA
AND
I CAN'T BREATHE

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Checked and kekd

Dude why you gotta be such a fat fucking degenerate seriously re-evaluate your life you fucking shill

That Chinese Markiplier basedjak please?
I'll show flag if you do

>Eurovision cancelled
Thank you so much corona virus. Fuck Eurovision

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How soon until 300k?
1 million?

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This.

I was issued it for my Afghan deployment years ago and didn't take it. If I had malaria I would have, but as a preventative practice? Fuck no.

nbcnews.com/id/6947472/ns/health-mental_health/t/hallucinations-linked-drug-given-troops/

F.
The medical staff must be destroyed from this.

Just a flu bro.

>CHINA IS STILL INFECTED, BUT ARE DISGUISING IT AS "IMPORTED"
CHINA IS STILL INFECTED, BUT ARE DISGUISING IT AS "IMPORTED"
>CHINA IS STILL INFECTED, BUT ARE DISGUISING IT AS "IMPORTED"
CHINA IS STILL INFECTED, BUT ARE DISGUISING IT AS "IMPORTED"
>CHINA IS STILL INFECTED, BUT ARE DISGUISING IT AS "IMPORTED"
CHINA IS STILL INFECTED, BUT ARE DISGUISING IT AS "IMPORTED"

youtube.com/watch?v=OSLkAI_8Xpk

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we ran out of masks

Everything is being exaggerated with the covid 19, most are passing it almost without symptoms, if it affects very old people, and sick people with low defenses, all the spiciness is created by the state, to avoid collapsing the hospitals, the thousands of deceased in china are nothing, being a country of 1.3 billion inhabitants, with avoiding crowds, keeping a prudent distance to this and whoever has symptoms with paracetamol and coldina is cured, in less serious cases

Sad but understandable, I've watched it every year since 1994.

Not a mathematics major.

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he should just take tamiflu, it's working wonders for mild cases

how much would it have cost to buy a bunch of face masks and equipment ahead of time so they don't have to shut everything down? probably less than ruining the whole economy, right? would love to read an article on that

I see the Zyklon B is starting to take effect, eh Chaim?

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this has to be a troll

>29 to 50 in a day
This is where the fun begins

Well, at least it was quick.

Self-medicate with bleach please.

Seething German faggot

26 yo
symptoms since today, been in contact with infected

rate my chances

Jesus Christ man. Chloroquine cannot be administer by you at home

>when you forgot that you are the vice president of the fucking nation but too prideful to get involved sinch muh party
welp rip

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Our company (large cap) explicitly said, "now is not the time to start or work on home bussiness."

Ha

>koreana jones
heh

wholesome webm

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i've asked my dad if it's worth it taking as prevention, and he said FUCK no
he's handling 3 corona patients in ICU at one of the hospitals he works in

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NC is fucked.

E X P O N E N T I A L

Guys. Guys. I just had an idea. How can we convince people that drinking bleach will protect them from the coronavirus?

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98% chance of survival

1 week or so for 300K. maybe a month for 1M. God I can't wait for us to reach those numbers, muh dick can't take it any longer

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How about some good news?

-China has closed down its last coronavirus hospital. Not enough new cases to support them.

- Doctors in India have been successful in treating Coronavirus. Combination of drugs used: Lopinavir, Retonovir, Oseltamivir along with Chlorphenamine. They are going to suggest same medicine, globally.

- Researchers of the Erasmus Medical Center claim to have found an antibody against coronavirus.

- A 103-year-old Chinese grandmother has made a full recovery from COVID-19 after being treated for 6 days in Wuhan, China.

- Apple reopens all 42 china stores,

- Cleveland Clinic developed a COVID-19 test that gives results in hours, not days.

- Good news from South Korea, where the number of new cases is declining.

- Italy is hit hard, experts say, only because they have the oldest population in Europe.

- Scientists in Israel likely to announce the development of a coronavirus vaccine.

- 3 Maryland coronavirus patients fully recovered; able to return to everyday life.

- A network of Canadian scientists are making excellent progress in Covid-19 research.

- A San Diego biotech company is developing a Covid-19 vaccine in collaboration with Duke University and National University of Singapore.

- Tulsa County's first positive COVID-19 case has recovered. This individual has had two negative tests, which is the indicator of recovery.

- All 7 patients who were getting treated for at Safdarjung hospital in New Delhi have recovered.

- Plasma from newly recovered patients from Covid -19 can treat others infected by Covid-19.

So it's not all bad news. Let's care for each other and stay focused on safety of those most vulnerable.

Can we just fucking nuke China already and put an end to this?

I hope this was satire...

You can listen to our 0 points offering if you like
youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=6iS-lV909T4

set an example first fuck wit

>Market crash asmr

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>-China has closed down its last coronavirus hospital. Not enough new cases to support them.
Stopped reading there. Why do you believe chinks?

where ya from my dude
stay away from the capital

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4 months in.
>8k worldwide
SAY IT WITH ME *NOTHINGBURGER*
4 months in.
>8k worldwide
SAY IT WITH ME *NOTHINGBURGER*
4 months in.
>8k worldwide
SAY IT WITH ME *NOTHINGBURGER*
4 months in.
>8k worldwide
SAY IT WITH ME *NOTHINGBURGER*
4 months in.
>8k worldwide
SAY IT WITH ME *NOTHINGBURGER*

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we only get 60 hours of time off and we have to prove we tested positive for corona

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BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS

>We will be, by mutual consent, temporarily closing our Northern Border with Canada to non-essential traffic. Trade will not be affected. Details to follow!
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1240271178692005889

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any guarantee that there will be no mutation to resist the drug?

Explain

the floor guys are louder than normal

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bro I need it

MAKE THEM BIGGER! I WANT SOME /d/ tier shit starting

funny how numbers start to jump outside of china. China was two months into corona-chan. Belive the chinks. Remember sars. MUH HONOR TE REST OF THE WORLD CANT KNOW.

stfu faggot you're already dead

can we have a global raid and hang these everywhere? yknow, just for the classic Yas Forums lols. maybe add some chinese text too?

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Thanks.

Like pottery.

Can anyone recommend me a cheap full face respirator/gas mask?
Preferably under $100
Are all respirators/gas masks effective assuming they're actually functional?
Would respirators for spray paint work?
Or do you need a specific specification?
I believe there's still lots of options on Amazon. Gonna buy one today or tomorrow

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What are you honest predictions for how things are going to be a month from now?

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Don’t relax.

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Haven't kept with the narrative, where are they saying the virus came from? Still that wetmarket bullshit?

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The best thing to do (if this does work after necessary testing, trials) is to roll this out across the world all at the one time to prevent that happening

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boy, this nothingburger didn't age well

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Why the fuck is Spain blowing up in cases?

They're gonna drag this thing out for months even possibly over a year... there need to be stricter measures so we can get it over with...

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This. It's side effects are much worse than a normal case of Corona-Chan.

>vaccines that are "Made in China"

What could possibly go wrong?

putt his in the /cvg/ OPs youtube.com/watch?v=e3gCbkeARbY

how Wuhan was able to get things under control, and why the US/Europe will not, with the current strategy

What is the real number of infected people? 1 million ?

Macedonia is at 35.

She grows a penor at 250K, you still wanna continue?

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kek, as if Russia needs to do anything to do that. Western governments have been blatantly lying to their own citizens about the efficacy of masks and everyone knows it now; they literally let China buy up our suppplies in January and then didn't even bother to make more in anticipation, and now they want the general public to risk their lives to cover for their mistake.

I swear to the gods, all the gods that existed throughout humanity, that one fucking day, just one fucking day, Europe will be born again from the ashes, and when we implement the 4th reich we will absolutely wipe out all the subhumans like you and create a white ethnic planet where this atrocities never happen, I hate cat ladies and cat owners in general, but the poor kitties have nothing to do with this, you are a massive piece of shit and right now killing you would be a worthy reason to go to jail fucking subhuman trash, I wish the US had completely napalmed you to the ground fucking chink subhuman trash

We're finally getting a Northern Wall too

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Is this actually true?

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from you

Larp
No bodies
Not one single body
Nothingburger fake happening

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Your songs are always the definition of shit for some reason.

>I believe there's still lots of options on Amazon. Gonna buy one today or tomorrow
there's not. masks are all gone. can't even order them at work any more.

The reign of the chink will come to an end.

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This. Excited what Trump will release today 20 minutes before closure

MOBIUS ONE PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP
ENGAGE ENGAGE ENGAGE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Good idea. I fill some bleach gallon with water, chug some. Film myself doing it, upload it. Maybe tell people I treat coronavirus patients and it's been my trick.

When did we cross over into the clown world timeline?

95 best year

Since 2014-ish

Of course they are. That was never a question. All their numbers were fabricated from the start. We have reliable data now from Western countries, and these indicate that it has maybe the effect of a very bad flu epidemic.

How to solve the toilet paper problem:

twitter.com/vascocmedeiros1/status/1238972896493441024

>be china, a country known for mass manipulation of their people and front runner of psyops and disinformation spreading outside their country
>China lies about the virus itself, kills and arrests leakers
>China refuses to properly quarantine, flights from wuhan still going out months after "lockdown"
>Video evidence of hit squads in full hazmats, >Chen gets a visit from doctors demanding they take him for testing
>All the while, the WHO, which is half funded by china, is telling the world not to close borders, not to shut down airlines, and praising china for their response
>Massive reports of cremation, cases put down as "pneumonia" instead of coronavirus
>Chinese numbers hilariously edited, so obvious that they are low that an user figures out the pattern they use and the numbers match it
>Factories opened back up, but only the lights are on, no one inside
>NOW you believe china is telling the truth????

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Below 19,000 when?

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They didn't pay attention to the warnings or quarantines for ages. sad. Also partly our fault lol but shhhh

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Fuck bro, with that tactic you are sure to wipe out 70% of npc/normies. I say 7/10, thumbs up you're clear for take off

Does anyone have any idea where to get Chloroquine here in eurocuck land? Chad America and UK can just buy it OTC, but of course you can't do that here. To rub more salt in the wound, if I order it from outside the EU, the customs vampires will halt the package and not allow it to go in because it's considered prescription medication here and the customs are like Sauron, they screen the packages so thoroughly it makes Orwell spin in his grave. To put a cherry on top, they're responding to legitimate questions about the lack of Chloroquine in our country by "it doesn't work anyway, bruh" even though there's evidence it does.

Source (use translate): lidovky.cz/domov/sukl-varoval-pred-neuvazenym-uzitim-chlorochinu-proti-koronaviru.A200227_165259_ln_domov_ele

American education.

>practicing good social distancing/isolation past week
>girl asked on tinder if she can sit on my face tonight
lads...................

That's a little too slow imo.
Remember it was 100k not even a week ago
300k I'm guessing will come in 3-4 days
And 500k soon after

USA

Don't you just love the level of zero fuckery given i Mexico, pic related, newborn registered as Coronavirus Perez

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Poland from 94 and Rybak from 09 for me

► China 80894 (3237) ► International 123,716 Italy 31506 (2503) Iran 17361 (1135) Spain 13910 (623) Germany 10082 (26) S. Korea 8413 (84) France 7730 (175) USA 6534 (116) Switzerland 2742 (27) Netherlands 2051 (58) UK 1950 (71) Norway 1527 (5) Belgium 1486 (14) Austria 1471 (3) Sweden 1196 (8) Denmark 1044 (4) Japan 889 (29) Malaysia 790 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (7) Portugal 642 (2) Canada 598 (8) Australia 565 (6) Czechia 464 Qatar 442 Israel 427 Greece 387 (5) Finland 359 Brazil 350 (1) Ireland 292 (2) Slovenia 275 (1) Singapore 266 Estonia 258 Pakistan 256 Bahrain 255 (1) Iceland 250 Poland 246 (5) Romania 246 Indonesia 227 (19) Thailand 212 (1) Luxembourg 203 (2) Philippines 202 (17) Chile 201 Egypt 196 (6) Hong Kong 181 (4) Saudi Arabia 171 Iraq 164 (12) Ecuador 155 (2) India 152 (3) Russia 147 Kuwait 142 Lebanon 133 (4) San Marino 119 (11) Peru 117 South Africa 116 UAE 113 Slovakia 105 Taiwan 100 (1) Turkey 98 (1) Mexico 93 Panama 86 (1) Armenia 84 Serbia 83 Bulgaria 81 (2) Croatia 81 Argentina 79 (2) Colombia 75 Algeria 72 (6) Latvia 71 Vietnam 68 Brunei 68 Albania 59 (2) Hungary 58 (1) Faeroe Islands 58 Belarus 51 Sri Lanka 51 Costa Rica 50 Uruguay 50 Morocco 49 (2) Cyprus 49 Jordan 48 Malta 48 Palestine 44 Andorra 39 Georgia 38 Bosnia and Herzegovina 38 Kazakhstan 36 Venezuela 36 Cambodia 35 North Macedonia 35 Azerbaijan 34 (1) Lithuania 33 Oman 33 Senegal 31 Moldova 30 (1) Tunisia 29 Guadeloupe 27 Afghanistan 22 Dominican Republic 21 (1) Burkina Faso 20 (1) New Zealand 20 Martinique 19 (1) Liechtenstein 19 Macao 15 Uzbekistan 15 Ukraine 14 (2) Bangladesh 14 (1) Jamaica 13 Maldives 13 Bolivia 12 Réunion 12 Guyana 11 (1) French Guiana 11 Paraguay 11 Cameroon 10 Monaco 9 Honduras 9 Guatemala 8 (1) Nigeria 8 Guam 8 Rwanda 8 Cuba 7 DRC 7 Ghana 7 Kenya 7 Trinidad and Tobago 7 Channel Islands 6 Ivory Coast 6 Ethiopia 6 Mongolia 6 Puerto Rico 5 Aruba 4 Seychelles 4 Curaçao 3 French Polynesia 3 Gabon 3 Gibraltar 3 Kyrgyzstan 3... Total 171/251

From early coronachan generals, it seems like it was stolen from canada and brought back to wuhan to their lab to be studied. then it escaped from the lab, probably from the bats thrown out in the garbage out the back and some cunt bin dived and made a soup from the market. idk, thats the gist of it

>whimsical shitposting in our last days...

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That's the thing about the lockdowns. Once you do them the only way to stop them is a vaccine. That's what all these fucktards aren't telling people.

THEY'RE MAKING A CHOICE HERE FOR US. THERE ARE OTHER OPTIONS.

Why the fuck is there no discussion about the best course of action here? We're looking at 18 months of lock down while we wait for a vaccine.

There aren’t many on amazon and most of them charge $100 for shipping. 3M is the brand to buy because they make a ton of filters and they’re almost all compatible with all their masks. Buy p100 filters and the 7503 mask

Can that heard immunity protect them from bullets? They sure as hell are asking for some.

>The police will take stronger action against citizens who do not comply with the stricter measures. This morning it was agreed with all police chiefs that there will be a focus on complying with the ban on gathering. Violators receive a warning, but immediately an official report. "Anyone who comes on the street with three risks a fine of up to 500 euros," said Nicholas Paelinck, chairman of the standing committee of the local police. To be clear, this does not apply to family members who go out together.
The weather is nice boomers want to ride their bikes in Belgistan when will the normies and alcoholics riot they can't go out with this weather.

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>oil $24

Oof.

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i know you're from australia cunt. look outside

This pleases the bear.

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>Chinese numbers hilariously edited, so obvious that they are low that an user figures out the pattern they use and the numbers match it

Do you have the pattern?

>Let's care for each other and stay focused on safety of those most vulnerable.
>Not wanting tens of millions to die
kys fag

Chances for what?
Survival probably high, permanent lung damage probably also high

Explain more please

>35.4ºC BODY TEMPERATURE

YES I'M GONNA LIVE ANOTHER DAY GUYS

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They even blame Russia for spreading Italy's triage and lack of resources to handle it as fake news.

>It quoted fake news created by Russia in Italy, the second-most heavily affected country in the world, that health systems would be unable to cope and doctors would choose who lived or died because of a lack of beds.

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Surgical masks yes
Looked like plenty of actual respirators

>people will rage at this yet still eat other sentient animals without problem and pay for their slaughter
really makes you think....

The wet market narrative is only shilled in Western media. The chinks themselves never believed in it and their first clinical report flat out denied it.

Stay in school fgt

burgerbro actually

why, is aussieland on lockdown or something

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FUCKING BONGS GTFO MY BEACH REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>this is the intelligence of an average american

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I WANT MY CORONA BUX

NO BOBO NO

Soon

there is a thing called cold sepsis, user

10/10 you guys are my favourite nation in this pandemic.

user, why are you just asking, now?

most posters on Yas Forums are zoomer faggots whose biggest hardship in life was their highschool gf dumping them.

Are you the Bulgarian that I got into a shitposting competition in the thread about Italians 3d printing valves?

Last I heard it came from Pangolins, since their strain of the virus is pretty much identical to ours.

>telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3369609/Teenager-changes-name-to-Captain-Fantastic.html

>deepwater cheaper than shale
In what world?
Maybe 20 years ago counting only deepwater wells that were already developed. But actually going out and drilling a new deepwater well is an absolutely enormous investment of time and money.

DOES THIS KILL THE CORONACHAN?

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that story can't be true because what happened to him is illegal.

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>Some false equivalence nonsense
Aspirin doesn't cause blindness, hair loss and temporary insanity you half-baked cuntlet.

uh oh

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