AUS/POL/ - BAILOUTS EDITION #4

The media are watching this board especially the CVG threads, things on there end up in news hours later.
At a time like this we should really be fucking with them more.
Any ideas?

can you be more specific than "things will change"?

Travel agents are literally going out of business

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>how much things are going to change because of this global recession
They are coming to terms with it slowly. This is the biggest happening since 2001. Could end up much bigger. There is hope that it will lead to a better society

Long life tastes good, the uht process gives the flavour a hint of caramel. I normally buy it anyway because it's cheaper. Powdered is even cheaper but the taste is pretty bad.

Less chinks, manufacturing will come back to Australia and we decrease our reliance on China?

Haha that'll never happen, wishful think but

Yeah, I was actually surprised at how good it tasted. I think I tried the powdered stuff before and was revolted.

Think 9 11 and flying.
I imagine they will push for microchipping or similar for of digital Id . Also protests etc all off.

yeah powdered is only really good for camping.

I got about 40 litres of milk for coffee and cereal. Then on to powdered shit.

good finally maybe cunts can organise travel for themselves instead of paying double to get some cunt to do it for them.

So whats all this shit about China rebounding? They locked people in their homes and in giant quarantine buildings, have they even begun to count their dead yet?

Why? UHT tastes like shit too

Sounds like you're well stocked. I'm a poor ass uni student so I'll probably run out in a few days.
It doesn't though, you just gotta get used to it.

>It doesn't though
> you just gotta get used to it.
pick one mate

Congratulations worker #45679, you have been assigned to corpse transportation detail within your local area. Report to your community consultant officer at 0630 tomorrow morning for training and assignment. Attendance is mandatory.

I don't wanna go supermarket for a month or so, it lasts ages. The organic stuff is ok, the cheaper stuff is watery.

The housing market seems likely to crash. Unemployment is going to skyrocket to 10%. Things are not going to get better for a very very long time. Australia recovered from the 2008 crisis almost immediately, but we are looking at a prolonged recovery. There is a very, very real chance that Australia could default on its debt as well.

Which uni?

alright, you got me mate
also, who here getting $750?

Start mentioning funs...

Think how many things rely on ad revenue, but now companies have nothing to advertise. Sports, tv etc

sounds like capitalism too.

Neet here. Getting the 750 on 31/3/2020

I'm getting it. All going in the pokies. Gotta support small business

Don't do it bro. At least put it on a horse or footy or something. Pokies are the worst chance of winning.

anu, classes are all online now.
at least we don't have any confirmed cases yet...

Porn Is about to be mainstreamed

put it in stocks when the market rebounds in two months time

Not me - I'm not a retard on benefits or a uni student jewed into eternal debt... you got student debt then next up mortgage debt, you're severely fucked ngl

Not too bad there, I'm 5 minutes or so from Sydney Uni, it's gonna end up a hospital.

Might buy stonks in pokies company

Black mirror is coming true. We will all live in an isolation room with digital everything.

I'm only joking. I've got jobs that need doing around the house and I need small business to do it. I want to use it as the gov intends.

good man, pokies is meth bogan/abo shit.

Fuck stocks. The financial markets may not provide a return for a couple of years yet

Under capitalism you at least have a modicum of freedom in choosing your job.

Every cunt looks at socialism and imagines that they'll be some inner party member sitting on their arse, not working 14 hour shifts in the silica mines

We have nigggers as well

might buy a ps4 dunno

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nah, don't have to pay back HECS if I leave the country permanently. For now I'll just keep saving my centrelink money.

I made a killing on a couple of gun company stocks on NYSE Monday morning us time. The market is actually rational right now, work out what is gonna be needed or increased demand for etc, that people haven't already caught on to. I haven't looked at individual stocks last few days but Netflix will probably have a spike in subscription. Any digital identity type companies could be long shot big returns.

>Under capitalism you at least have a modicum of freedom in choosing your job.
>hey bro you can choose between this minimum wage job with no chance of rising up through the ranks or this other minimum wage job with no chance of rising through the ranks

>Every cunt looks at socialism and imagines that they'll be some inner party member sitting on their arse, not working 14 hour shifts in the silica mines
>socialism is this because I said it is

lick corporate boots harder slave nigger

Where's this "restock" people were talking about last week? the amount of empty shelves just keeps multiplying, I can't even find bread anymore. It's been almost 2 weeks since I've seen TP on any shelf. Shouldn't the government be imposing rations by now?

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My Mum has MS, I'm scared fellas.

Ex-military white card holder here. Getting my health bonus for being unhealthy.

yayyyy ... $715 million for the airlines ... this should last the 6 months.

WE ALL GONNA BE OKAY !!!

Kys favian cunt

the government is too busy bailing out leech industries that are gonna fail anyway rather than secure our food supply and nationalising it for this crisis period.

I'm scared too. MS made some shit software.

It's bad, I went to get some more mince and no meat in either supermarkets, like not just no mince, no meat at all, except duck, people won't eat chink meat now.

State borders will soon close. ama. except sleepy time now. so dama.
Inside info slipped out of a management meeting at work today. we rushing to return interstate clients back to their families, as well as international.
Aus borders to close

We're not going to default. We'll nationalise the gold mines before that happens.

good time to buy qantas shares?

Their buddies companies can't fail. Save mah economies.

It is much, much worse. You've likely heard that they are lowering interest rates, yet again? This is not a good thing, simply because rates are already so low. This just means that people will remortgage their homes. At the moment, people CANNOT travel, they CANNOT spend money.

Now, this is a major problem, because the interest rates are so low, some people might be encouraged to buy a house. Now, as I have already said, it is likely that the housing market is going to collapse, what does that mean? It means that your house that you have bought is worth FAR less. You also have the problem of unstable work. There are many risk takers out there that will be buying houses because of low interest rates but could lose their jobs, and have the housing market collapse as well.

Australia is now not only facing a supply side problem, but a demand side also.

Tl;Dr Australia could default on its loans which is REALLY bad.

no way whatever gains will be made will die and dip the coming week because there is no demand for air travel in the coming months, hopefully quantas fucking dies so that a new company can take it's place that doesn't need to suck off government titty to survive and make jewish ceo's rich through our tax dollars.

More pain to come first, might get a bounce on the news but months of falls to come.

could be

if a company can't survive the market without gov assistance, than we aint in a market

TOO BIG TO FAIL LITERAL COMMUNISM

>our money
heh

more like an L-curve, like a plane slamming vertically into the ground at 500mph

Yeah, the housing problem was already a thing too, so many leveraged to the max.
The global economy was already so overinflated and teterring on at least a solid pullback without this, most countries have few things left they can throw at it.
All the money printing is already making the dollar drop hard.

businesses that dont get annihilated when they can't survive dont deserve to survive, because every other business similarly has to live by the law of jungle.

the elites are looking after their buddies

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Is there any concerns about internet crashing anywhere?

The recession will be far worse than the Coronavirus, obviously. I think that's why ScoMo is doing his best to avoid going into lockdown, to try and reduce the effects of the recession.

that might happen if maintenance of the telecommunicatons system halts because, say, all the workers want to be at home with their dying family members from the virus.

Which can't possibly happen. EVERYTHING IS FINE !!!

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I like condensed milk. I can eat that shit with a spoon. Which is why I don't buy it unless I'm camping or specifically using it for a recipe or something.
yup
my dad tried to buy 6 packets of dry soup mix and got told he could only buy one by some shrill checkout chick

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I feel like even if it gets dire they will have some people upkeep essential things like food, water and electricity at the very least maybe even telecoms like mobile signals but maybe not internet. But who knows.

>"nazis were socialist therefore socialism gud?! hur dur checkmate capitalists"

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I'm starting to come around to your nihilism. Shit is looking rough for a long time. But reduced house prices won't help anyone buy.

Australians in the civil service are known to be self sacrificing individuals who would never consider failing at their national duty to the australian people .... EVER

As long as it's national socialism, I don't care.