Rate my prep thread

I know some people here are a lot more prepared and I wish I would have prepared sooner and listened to you all. The grocery stores are nearly all empty at this point.

We have:
20lbs of rice
20lbs of beans
2lbs of pasta
24 eggs
Many cans of beans
4 big cans of tomatoes
2 big cans of coffee
1 big ham
2 frozen chickens
2 frozen pizzas
A few frozen vegetables
2,000,000 mgs vitamin C
Dog food
Cat food
2 gallons of tea
6 frozen ojs
Big bag of potatoes
Peanut butter
Bunch of cheese and butter
Colloidal minerals
Omegas 3s
Zinc
Bananas

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Total waste of time/10

We had panic buying, people filled up their pantries and less than 2 days later the shops are full again.

That isnt to say that people shouldn't have two weeks of non perishable food, you should, its just that there is no lack of supply.
Shops fully stocked again within a couple of days and people arnt buying it all up again.

> 24 eggs
That will last 1 day for the average american couple

fat wife/10

This. She could use a few days without food

Cool. Supermarkets in Sydney keep being stripped bare. And we’ve hardly had any cases.

They will also keep being filled back up. An enormous amount of food is just put into landfills ordinarily.
The product is the cheapest part of the whole operation.

>social distancing
They stockpile to stay away from crowds. For example, my county in Texas recently banned bars and restaurants. Restaurants can only serve take away.

Feed her the beans. Survive on endless braps.

Toilet paper completely restocked. The shops are empty again. People no longer think things will run out.

holy shit that bitch is fat as fuck

basic ass roly-poly fat bitch with her fucking house and ugg boots

you need to straight up throw that ho down a flight of stairs, cuck

>fatfuck tier

You're gonna make it user.

YIKES

it's been 3 days since there have been any oscar mayer wieners. no one knows when they will ever have any again. how can this be happening?

And what happens after 2 months of entire cities being shut the fuck down?

Looks like she hasn't even given him any children yet. The situation will only deteriorate.

Food isnt made in cities, retard.

Fat Wife, CHECK

Prepping? From the look of that fat bitch in the photo, it sounds like your weekly shop

>Cans of coffee
>Not already owning a fuckload of green coffee beans, and a home roaster

It's not just Sydney. It's everywhere. Panic buying is the most unnecessary, un-Australian thing you could do.

Let them panic buy. The shelves will be refilled in literally a couple of days. Thats what happened here.

Why don't you critters realize that the reason we have this little food is because all of you stock up on it.
+ soon production will go to a halt and then there will literally be no food. Maybe Americans will last longer since they produced too much to begin with.
So now you had fun fighting over fucking food like an Ethiopian street urcheon, and now the rest of us get to have fun starving.
Good job.

Burger fat wife with a Macbook on the table.

Look at how prepped I am Yas Forums

>production will halt
Why?

dude's a christcuck

he married her cuz he thinks she's "trad"

why the fuck would you bet the farm on a fat old ho like that

Every single American could live off of the strategic calorie reserves in their body for two, possible three months. Cant say the same for your's or any other country.

Not married. She is very nice and good to me. No kids at that does upset me a little

What's up with the sudden influx of blog posts here? There's this and that weirdo who posted pics of his naked newborn here.

She’s okay don’t be mean pol

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Well exercise is still fine to do. go running with her until she is a better size, marry her, then breed her.

ur sex buddy is pretty low end bud, should of invested more there

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> preps for months
> spends tons of money on shit he doesn’t need
> defcon 5 hits
> thinks he has an advantage
> stores stay open
> still goes shopping
> crisis ends
> sits on canned beans and shit nobody with self respect would touch
Stocking up on food for a week is reasonable and what most sane people already did by going shopping on the weekend. Amassing stuff you won’t eat as a first priority is just dumb. Anyway enjoy canned beans between your coofing fits.

whats that fat thing with legs?
How do i get one?

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>When Land Whales are the only ones surviving the apocalypse

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Selfish panic buyers deserve to be beaten to death.

The whole point of shelter in place and quarantine is that you don't want to go to the store....you want to just stay home and away from other people.

your prepping is unironical at beginner level

your goal should be 1-2 year prep user. better grow some food

retarded amerimutt/10

Im a young man in the prime of my health. Corona virus cant touch me.

okay, take those potatoes, put them in a cardboard box in a single layer at room temperature in the DARK. when they have sprouted, move them into the light. when the shoots darken the are ready to plant. plant whole potatoes 6-8 inches deep spaces 1 foot apart, rows with 3' spacing.

shes gonna need more ice cream to keep her from getting cranky

She's actually very pretty and you look happy together but holy fuck I would not post my photo on Yas Forums.

dump the fat bitch, she's gonna eat all out in 2 days.

0/10 I don't see Monster Energy on the list.

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fruiend in the US just died of pneumonia. he was 28 years old and very healthy, no conditions, no smoking, not obese. they will not test him for coronavirus. do with that what you will.

you have to eat all the eggs.

ABSOLUTE SLAMPIG WIFE

fuck off loser

your wife prepped for at least two months of not eating at all

People really do be not having alot of food to go with their rice. You gotta realize 2-3 meals a day.

>posting pics of you and your tranny bf on pol

You should probably go back

Sydney is fucked bro. Lock and load! Oh wait--

That target brand coffee is some of the worst stuff Ive ever tried, its instant coffee tier bad.

I would stock up on something else

she needs to grow her brows back, first of all

your wife needs to diet and workout

>1 big ham
You forgot to mention the sweater hams on the left.

the cunt surely is posting someone's else pics. 4channers are fucked up like that

Not only selfish but no culture subhuman obese trash

Seems they're gonna have a problem then.

If you look anything like the fat bitch in the photo, you didn’t need to prep at all.

She’s got at least six months of food on her, and I assume you do too.

Why are the doors of the fridge left open? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why do they do it?

>4channers
Us 4channers amiright guys? But yes, tons of shitty blog posts here nowadays. It's turning this place into a pseudo Reddit

Looks like a Horton home.

Do you realize the issue is that if they tell you to quarantine yourself or some shit you end up just having to stay home with what you have or what little bit of food you will be given. So if they suddently decide grocery stores won't be open for two days or something, you have food to eat, or paper to wipe yourself, or wine to drink, or whatever.

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Why? She's bangable and looks very wholesome.

I love this woman and she is perfect. You all would love to have a girl half as good as her

Be honest, is that why you posted this thread? To tell everyone online this

Lol, the virgin seethe is so easy to spot.

>don't be mean Yas Forums

uhhhhhh

Let the man be proud in these bleak times.