/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2231 - NO CORONA, IT'S CHINK PLAGUE

► Detected: 203,579 ► Died: 8,226

>NEWS
Coronavirus is airborne, WHO officials confirm
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France under lockdown, 66 million people
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Millions of Americans to lose their jobs
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Robbers grab 100,000 surgical masks at gunpoint in Ukraine
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>RESEARCH
Dogs can be carriers of the virus
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nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
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25 year old nurse dies in Iran
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Virus affects blood circulation
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>REMINDER
4900 deaths across 182 cities in Iran, Iran opposition estimates
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US prepares for 4.8 million hospitalizations
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Spain only testing high risk cases
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Australia expects 1.5 million infected
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>LATEST CASES
06:18: 53 new cases in Ecuador.
02:15: 279 new cases in New York City, New York state, United States.
01:17: 26 new cases in Norway.
01:14: 93 new cases and 3 new deaths in South Korea.
23:16: 108 new cases and 4 new deaths in Washington state, United States.
22:15: 51 new cases and 1 new death in Turkey. The patient was an 89-year-old who contracted the virus from someone who had contact with China. This is the first death in Turkey.
22:13: First 2 cases in Montenegro. All countries in Europe now have at least one confirmed case of coronavirus.

>MORE
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reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-disinformation/russia-deploying-coronavirus-disinformation-to-sow-panic-in-west-eu-document-says-idUSKBN21518F
youtube.com/watch?v=eGNVsQwWZLI
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LAST THREAD FROM ME, NEED NEW BAKER

ALSO, FUCK CHINA
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>200000 infected
>8000 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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rate my toilet paper stash

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>Inhibition of influenza virus replication by cocaine
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10684994

>The antiviral effects of cocaine appear to be caused by modulation of intracellular calcium and, to a lesser extent, by the enhancement of interferon production.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9142142

>Taking interferon therapy could also cure Coronavirus (2019-nCoV) infection.
sentinelassam.com/editorial/elderberry-and-interferon-could-cure-novel-coronavirus-2019-ncov-infection/

>HURRDURR COCAINE BAD
>STOP TAKING IT GOIM JUST DIE

boomer medicine is insuferrable

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She's still clean, right bro's?

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+5 deaths in Austria
27 yo woman with comorbidities
48 yo woman who was told to ride it out at home because her case was mild
3 men in their late 70s

Not gonna clean it user

>she
Really user?

>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,881 (3,226) ► International 116,864 (4,728): Italy 31,506 (2,503) Iran 17,361 (988) Spain 13,716 (533) Germany 9,919 (26) S. Korea 8,413 (81) France 7,730 (175) US 6,524 (102) Switzerland 2,742 (27) UK 1,950 (71) Netherlands 1,705 (43) Norway 1,469 (3) Austria 1,471 (4) Belgium 1,486 (10) Sweden 1,196 (8) Denmark 1044 (4) Japan 889 (29) D. Princess 712 (7) Malaysia 700 (2) Canada 598 (5) Australia 565 (5) Portugal 448 (1) Greece 387 (5) Brazil 328 (1) Ireland 292 (2) Slovenia 275 (1) Bahrain 241 (1) Poland 238 (5) Egypt 196 (6) Philippines 187 (12) Thailand 177 (1) Indonesia 172 (7) H. Kong 168 (4) Ecuador 164 (2) Iraq 154 (11) India 143 (3) Luxembourg 140 (1) Lebanon 124 (3) S. Marino 119 (11) Turkey 98 (1) Bulgaria 81 (2) Taiwan 77 (1) Panama 69 (1) Argentina 68 (2) Algeria 60 (5) Albania 55 (1) Hungary 50 (1) Morocco 44 (2) Azerbaijan 34 (1) Dom. Rep. 21 (1) Martinique 15 (1) Ukraine 14 (2) Guatemala 8 (1) Guyana 7 (1) Caymans 1 (1) Sudan 1 (1) Qatar 442 Cze. Rep. 434 Israel 337 Finland 322 Singapore 266 Iceland 247 Pakistan 247 Estonia 225 Romania 217 Chile 201 S. Arabia 171 Russia 147 Kuwait 130 Peru 117 UAE 113 Slovakia 97 Mexico 93 Armenia 78 Serbia 72 Croatia 69 Vietnam 66 Colombia 65 S. Africa 62 Latvia 60 Brunei 56 C. Rica 50 Uruguay 50 Cyprus 49 Faeroes 47 S. Lanka 44 Palestine 41 Jordan 40 Andorra 39 Malta 38 Belarus 36 Georgia 34 Bosnia 34 Cambodia 33 Oman 33 Kazakhstan 33 Venezuela 33 Macedonia 31 Moldova 30 Senegal 27 Tunisia 27 Lithuania 25 Afghanistan 22 Liechtenstein 19 B. Faso 15 Macao 13 Maldives 13 N. Zealand 20 Bolivia 12 Jamaica 12 Fr. Guiana 11 Uzbekistan 11 Bangladesh 10 Cameroon 10 Monaco 9 Paraguay 9 Reunion 9 Honduras 8 Ghana 7 Rwanda 7 Chan. Isl. 6 Ethiopia 6 Guadeloupe 6 Cuba 5 Guam 5 Mongolia 5 P. Rico 5 Tri. & Tob. 5 Ivory C. 4 Kenya 4 Seychelles 4 Nigeria 3 Aruba 3 Curacao 3 Congo 3 Fr. Polynesia 3 Gibraltar 3 St. Barth 3… Total 165/251

Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

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Where were you when the collapse happened?

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Thanks for everything. Have some rest.

you all gonna die

I sperged and bought this is there anyway to test it's realness

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NUKE CHINA

Use running water

>When being unhealthy Amerilards for decades ends up being your saving grace

Hello, based department?

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Pencott Flektarn when?

Pussy pandemic

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Do not listen the Russian psy-op lies. EU has everything under control. It's just a flu and it will be cured soon.

reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-disinformation/russia-deploying-coronavirus-disinformation-to-sow-panic-in-west-eu-document-says-idUSKBN21518F

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ITT discuss ways to smoke out preppers.

>The prepper is a scared rat in hiding, hoarding trash and desperately clinging to every minute of their miserable life, as if it ever had meaning.

>finding a compound
The red flags will be fairly obvious. Look for houses with plywood on the windows or "looters will be shot!" signs.

>destroying a compound
The prepper's compound is a stationary target. Use this to your advantage. DIY ballistas and catapults can lob fire, explosives and diseases from great range.

>tear gas
Another method to remove the prepper without contaminating canned goods and other supplies is tear gas. It is very easy and inexpensive to produce. You can easily sap the prepper's supply of gas mask filters dry with very little effort. The prepper will have no choice but to vacate or choke to death.

IDENTIFYING A PREPPER
>precious metals
Probably one of the biggest red flags in identifying a prepper. Keep an eye out for what people are bartering at local markets. If you see someone trying to barter gold or silver, follow them. They are most likely a prepper.

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Last time
200K CONFIRMED CASES AND 8K DEATHS
>200K CONFIRMED CASES AND 8K DEATHS
200K CONFIRMED CASES AND 8K DEATHS
>200K CONFIRMED CASES AND 8K DEATHS
200K CONFIRMED CASES AND 8K DEATHS
>200K CONFIRMED CASES AND 8K DEATHS
200K CONFIRMED CASES AND 8K DEATHS
>200K CONFIRMED CASES AND 8K DEATHS
Next milestone I hope she grows a PENOR

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>Silk Way" project.
what's that russanon?

I'm glad you're still alive with your anal virginity still intact schizo fren

>6 billion infected
>3 billion dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little extinction event won’t wipe out every species on the planet

>27 yo woman
AAAAAAAA
What were the comorbidities? Asthma? PMS?

Going out in with my gas mask and gloves + hoodie, I'm gonna wear one of pic related with a Scott P3 filter

Any tips on the decon procedure when I get back?

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Non state actors
Too many 33's
Fucking masons

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you're welcome; I can't focus on the threads now, have some stuff that needs my attention

In my room watching tv

Doesn't say

REMEMBER THE CORONA HULK

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S-Spain bros, stop dying please

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>when all those obese niggers and hicks with beetus and the high bloods are going to flood every hospital in the country in a few weeks

I wonder what happened to that Baguette-user that said would take KINO pictures of France?

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Seeing as you're desperate, here

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I just ate frozen pizza fresh out of the oven. Earlier today I wiped myself with premium 4 layers toilet paper. Used only half of the roll, considering my supplies might have to last for the rest of the year. Currently I'm sipping my wine, one of 90 bottles. Anyways, who else /comfy/ in here?

youtube.com/watch?v=eGNVsQwWZLI

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Has China responded to Trump calling it a Chinese plague?

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Basically a trade and infrastructure cooperation/union between said countries.
Turkey should be involved too but due to Erdo being watermelon seller they dropped out in early talks.

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I have COVID now. It's painful as fuck even moderately infected. Be careful guys and gals. I pulled myself off of Shift last night once my fever shot up. We only received our N95 masks yesterday at roll call. Several other Law Enforcement and Paramedics in the County have it, as well. If it's sweeping through us(LE) already that's really bad news(obviously).
voca.ro/8YvSh5yqQIA

You know what happened...

The globalists want to flatten THIS?

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Northern N.J. user reporting in.

Today at 7:30 am I was denied entry at a supermarket, cause 7am to 8am is only for seniors now.

Waited till 8

Once in, got what I needed but couldn’t avoid to notice that there was NO water, NO meat, NO rotolerò paper left. At 8 am on a Wednesday.

..

FUCK

>good luck nigger

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lel

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proof?

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My little brother has kidney failure and had a transplant. I've read an article somewhere about covid19 effecting kidneys but I'm unable to find it. Can someone help me here?

>200K CONFIRMED CASES AND 8K DEATHS
Hell yeah

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I put proof.

Idk man, honestly both Asian's & black's genders basically have same face, chimpish & ape like respectfully.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 24 (TWENTY-FOUR) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 24 (TWENTY-FOUR) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 24 (TWENTY-FOUR) DAYS

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE WELL BEYOND THE UPPER LIMIT FOR INCUBATION.
YOU MADE IT IF YOU LISTENED


YOU WERE WARNED

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Happy now racists?

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RUFIOOOOOOOOOOOO

Everyone can coof when asked.

kidneycareuk.org/news-and-campaigns/coronavirus-advice/

literally 1st result on google

Yeah
They kicked out mutt journalists yesterday
Expect more over the coming days
WAR is coming

Someone in a previous thread said to buy these ozone generators

Is a 2 watt one enough if you put it in a small box with your equipment to be sterilized?

A sprayer with soap water + shower

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Poland.
The America of Europe...or maybe Australia of Europe.

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Look at these dudes LARPing as important people. So cute.

Turkey is getting fucked royally by this shit. Roaches probably hid the number for over a month because Muh Syrian rebels.

Cop?
>and nothing of value was lost

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The whole nation was always a disaster
What are they going to do, print money?

Poland is pozzed and has the highest death rate in Eastern Europe

They are LARPing as white people really

Everything you see in that pic has been "imposed" upon them from outside european colonizers, nothing about it is truly native

I live in the city and have not heard a single fucking person say that ever.

> everything that's not an extinction level event is not worth talking about
It's the biggest going on right now

>zimbabwe
Where is this lol

state?

FOOTBALL PLAYER NEYMAR (MAY) HAVE RUN AWAY FROM PARIS TO BRAZIL DURING FRANCE SHUT DOWN IN A PRIVATE CHARTER PLANE
>FOOTBALL PLAYER NEYMAR (MAY) HAVE RUN AWAY FROM PARIS TO BRAZIL DURING FRANCE SHUT DOWN IN A PRIVATE CHARTER PLANE
FOOTBALL PLAYER NEYMAR (MAY) HAVE RUN AWAY FROM PARIS TO BRAZIL DURING FRANCE SHUT DOWN IN A PRIVATE CHARTER PLANE
>FOOTBALL PLAYER NEYMAR (MAY) HAVE RUN AWAY FROM PARIS TO BRAZIL DURING FRANCE SHUT DOWN IN A PRIVATE CHARTER PLANE
FOOTBALL PLAYER NEYMAR (MAY) HAVE RUN AWAY FROM PARIS TO BRAZIL DURING FRANCE SHUT DOWN IN A PRIVATE CHARTER PLANE
>FOOTBALL PLAYER NEYMAR (MAY) HAVE RUN AWAY FROM PARIS TO BRAZIL DURING FRANCE SHUT DOWN IN A PRIVATE CHARTER PLANE
FOOTBALL PLAYER NEYMAR (MAY) HAVE RUN AWAY FROM PARIS TO BRAZIL DURING FRANCE SHUT DOWN IN A PRIVATE CHARTER PLANE
>FOOTBALL PLAYER NEYMAR (MAY) HAVE RUN AWAY FROM PARIS TO BRAZIL DURING FRANCE SHUT DOWN IN A PRIVATE CHARTER PLANE
FOOTBALL PLAYER NEYMAR (MAY) HAVE RUN AWAY FROM PARIS TO BRAZIL DURING FRANCE SHUT DOWN IN A PRIVATE CHARTER PLANE
>FOOTBALL PLAYER NEYMAR (MAY) HAVE RUN AWAY FROM PARIS TO BRAZIL DURING FRANCE SHUT DOWN IN A PRIVATE CHARTER PLANE
FOOTBALL PLAYER NEYMAR (MAY) HAVE RUN AWAY FROM PARIS TO BRAZIL DURING FRANCE SHUT DOWN IN A PRIVATE CHARTER PLANE
>FOOTBALL PLAYER NEYMAR (MAY) HAVE RUN AWAY FROM PARIS TO BRAZIL DURING FRANCE SHUT DOWN IN A PRIVATE CHARTER PLANE
FOOTBALL PLAYER NEYMAR (MAY) HAVE RUN AWAY FROM PARIS TO BRAZIL DURING FRANCE SHUT DOWN IN A PRIVATE CHARTER PLANE

>okdiario.com/deportes/neymar-puede-haber-huido-paris-brasil-plena-cuarentena-coronavirus-5316299

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that's the first world strategy

*sharts*

Seconded, kraut.
Fucking chineses.

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We’re not close schools are we?

We all know Africans die if AIDS before they get to grow old. Niggas will be fine

>national disaster
How fitting, while other countries use word epidemic. At least they are self-concious enough to realise they can't deal with this and are fucked. Good riddance

Guys this might be your only shot...

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I'm still being evaluated and on triage placement. They sent me home earlier to self quarantine then called me back in. Me and two others have been the only ones semi-confirmed thus far.

Texas.

Jesus
I think it's schizo but...

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Once the government shuts down communication
Is there any way or something to buy to keep browsing. /pol

Poland number one

>Millions of legal citizens currently unemployed, sure, let the mass immigration begin and watch what happens
nothing will happen and shitskins will continue to flood in
boomer chest beating will get you nowhere
our society is weak, and even if we managed to somehow "team up" with another ethnic group to combat this bullshit, things would still end up just as shit as they were before
chinks will take over east asia, leaving none of them to ally with us
the middle east either hates us or doesn't give a fuck
africa is a shithole
latin america would ditch the us in a heartbeat if zog's boot wasn't on its neck

shit is bad, only going to get worse, and you should prepare yourself

Poland is the Mexico of Europe. There are a lot of Mexicans with polish jews as ancestors.

>football
who cares
every football player should die from corona

Go away

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Why is your energy plug surprised?

2009 H1N1 US cases: 115,318
US deaths: 98
Death rate: 2.97%

2020 COVID-19 US Deaths: 5178
US Deaths: 98
Death Rate: 1.89%

Let that sink in.

What country hasn't been infected yet?

Yeah that's it, that's what it looks like

They won't shut down communication you FUCKING Spanish imbecile.

theyre not gonna close liquor stores.. right lads...

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She values her cunt very highly

I thought the whole country starved a while ago
When they killed all the white farmers

Don't compare us with that shithole

>coofer video going around
>more import cases in hong kong
>health official demands a ban of unmasked people from public facilities
news.rthk.hk/rthk/en/component/k2/1515209-20200318.htm
what a day

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Corona didn't break out until less than two weeks ago in the US

You frens scared the market crash affecting you personally?

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Good luck flattening these curves
I'll even let you use both hands!

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98 isn't 3% of 115 000 you fucking moron. It's 0.09%.

this guys evolution on corona since tucker carlson started reporting on it is fucking ominous
>early feb it's just a flu bro
>mid feb it's a bit more serious but more people die from flu and many symptoms are mild
>late feb it's we're having a hard time getting testing
>early march we need to start ramping up testing for everyone because this is becoming a problem but it's mostly for old people
>just today, I don't want to scare your audience but this actually does horrific damage to young people who are recovering with irreversible lung damage
holy fuck bros i fucking new they were covering up the true extent of the lethality of this. also on tuck tonight some doctor said he had dr friends over in china that said they didn't have time to count the number of bodies because they were piled up so high and they were so flooded with work. we all know this but first time i heard someone on the mainstream news out and out say that chinks are fucking liars

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2009 H1N1 US cases: 115,318
US deaths: 3433
Death rate: 2.97%

2020 COVID-19 US cases: 5178
US Deaths: 98
Death Rate: 1.89%

Let that sink in.

But when they do what do

> what are unresolved cases
> what is unfinished pandemic
> what is fucking math kek
>mfw that percentage

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>tfw cold turkey kills alchies before the virus does
lmao

lmao it's not an energy plug it's just some weird toy thing

when are you killing carie lam or whatever her name was?

Wow.

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Only if that means a Chinese takeout vaccine will also stop aids

Malawi and mozambique, also madagascar and some states in the sahara

Fuck him. He needs to go back.

>The prize of saving the human race is some wasted roastbeef pussy from a wine aunt in potential
Not even worth

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Based, cleanse the heathens.

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VERY!

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>need job
>Couldn't get job for years before this due to being undesirable
>Corona hits
>Economy gets cucked
well..guess that's that

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Welp

when the security guards die of the virus

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its 6am

you an insufferably dumb nigger and this is going to age as well as dogshit fat fuck american females.

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>confirmed cases instead of estimated cases

22 million cases are estimated.

Oh God, go away.

What is the recommended masturbation frequency in these trying times? Once a week? Once every 3 days? Every two days? Every day? Twice a day? Thrice a day?

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Holy shit. I thought those lions were real.

happening status: CANCELLED
>happening status: CANCELLED

youtube.com/watch?v=U7F1cnWup9M&t=97
>(Hydroxy)Chloroquine allows zinc to enter the cells
>Intracellular zinc ions in turn inhibit coronavirus replicase
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chloroquine
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydroxychloroquine (plaquenil)

archive.vn/w2VDD
(Hydroxy)Chloroquine+Zinc+Azithromycin HIGHLY EFFECTIVE against SARS-CoV2
twitter.com/RiganoESQ/status/1239780304082124800
>it reduces the contagious period from 20 days to 6 days approximately
>600 mg HCQ per day after 6 days, 90% of patients tested COVID-19 negative.
>96% of control group tested positive after 6 days.

youtube.com/watch?v=vE4_LsftNKM&t=1m20s
Chinese recommended dosage:
>400mg HCQ twice for the first day
>200mg HCQ twice per day for 4 days

Hydroxychloroquine MORE effective than chloroquine:
academic.oup.com/cid/advance-article/doi/10.1093/cid/ciaa237/5801998
>Hydroxychloroquine (EC50=0.72 µM) was found to be more potent than chloroquine (EC50=5.47 µM) in vitro. Based on PBPK models results, a loading dose of 400 mg twice daily of hydroxychloroquine sulfate given orally, followed by a maintenance dose of 200 mg given twice daily for 4 days is recommended for SARS-CoV-2 infection, as it reached three times the potency of chloroquine phosphate when given 500 mg twice daily 5 days in advance.

>B-B-BUT I SAW A SCARY LIST OF SIDE EFFECTS
B-B-BUT I SAW A SCARY LIST OF SIDE EFFECTS
>B-B-BUT I SAW A SCARY LIST OF SIDE EFFECTS
Every drug has side effects you fucking retard. Look at aspirin for example: drugs.com/sfx/aspirin-side-effects.html
Hydroxychloroquine has been used for over 60 years. The dosage needed for SARS2 treatment lies well within the recommended dosage limit. Side effects won't occur for the 5-7 days of treatment needed for SARS2.

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Are both of these your OC, if so then very nice

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But... Dogshit ages well. It dries up and stops stinking.

anyone got the pic of the "toilet paper companies" puppetmaster controller the illuminati; who controls governments, etc. ?
My coworker bought 5 packs of toilet paper and I want to meme on him

Welfare will have to be shared with millions more if lockdown goes into proper effects, NEETs on bennies everywhere about to be btfo.

so what

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You can volunteer at your local hospital. I'm sure that will help with your future employment (probably not).

BC has not been publicly announcing new infections in order to quell panic, I live close to a town of roughly 50k people, yesterday a registered nurse told swim that there's currently at least 100 people in respiratory care with covd symptoms in the local hospital, fucking buckle up fellow leafs

People are already having hours cut and getting laid off

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Healthy guardia civil, 40 yo, dies unexpectedly

elespanol.com/espana/20200318/pedro-primer-guardia-civil-fallecido-coronavirus-mujer/475703273_0.html

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I won't be happy until their population is zero.

Seasonal flu

>0 new cases today
Get fucked western cucks

4 months in.

If you're convinced this is anything other than fearmongering/a literal nothingburger then you're a total moron

compare with h1n1 deaths.

The people propagating this will be hanged

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WALKS IN YOUR HOUSE.

COUGH REALY ICKY NIGGAS SICKY BLICKY UH COVID-12 GOT THE GANG ALL ILLY UH. NIGGERS COUGHING LIKE A SLILLY NIGGERS

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Stop spamming this you hopeless loner.