/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2230 - FUCK CHINA AND ALL WUMAO

► Detected: 203,579 ► Died: 8,226

>NEWS
Coronavirus is airborne, WHO officials confirm
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France under lockdown, 66 million people
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Millions of Americans to lose their jobs
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Robbers grab 100,000 surgical masks at gunpoint in Ukraine
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>RESEARCH
Dogs can be carriers of the virus
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nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
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25 year old nurse dies in Iran
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Virus affects blood circulation
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>REMINDER
4900 deaths across 182 cities in Iran, Iran opposition estimates
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US prepares for 4.8 million hospitalizations
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Spain only testing high risk cases
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Australia expects 1.5 million infected
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>LATEST CASES
06:18: 53 new cases in Ecuador.
02:15: 279 new cases in New York City, New York state, United States.
01:17: 26 new cases in Norway.
01:14: 93 new cases and 3 new deaths in South Korea.
23:16: 108 new cases and 4 new deaths in Washington state, United States.
22:15: 51 new cases and 1 new death in Turkey. The patient was an 89-year-old who contracted the virus from someone who had contact with China. This is the first death in Turkey.
22:13: First 2 cases in Montenegro. All countries in Europe now have at least one confirmed case of coronavirus.

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FUCK OFF CHINK NIGGERS
wuhan biological weapon 武汉生物武器 China manufactured Coronavirus Test kits were broken on purpose 中国制造的冠状病毒检测试剂盒被故意破坏 动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,881 (3,226) ► International 116,864 (4,728): Italy 31,506 (2,503) Iran 17,361 (988) Spain 13,716 (533) Germany 9,919 (26) S. Korea 8,413 (81) France 7,730 (175) US 6,524 (102) Switzerland 2,742 (27) UK 1,950 (71) Netherlands 1,705 (43) Norway 1,469 (3) Austria 1,471 (4) Belgium 1,486 (10) Sweden 1,196 (8) Denmark 1044 (4) Japan 889 (29) D. Princess 712 (7) Malaysia 700 (2) Canada 598 (5) Australia 565 (5) Portugal 448 (1) Greece 387 (5) Brazil 328 (1) Ireland 292 (2) Slovenia 275 (1) Bahrain 241 (1) Poland 238 (5) Egypt 196 (6) Philippines 187 (12) Thailand 177 (1) Indonesia 172 (7) H. Kong 168 (4) Ecuador 164 (2) Iraq 154 (11) India 143 (3) Luxembourg 140 (1) Lebanon 124 (3) S. Marino 119 (11) Turkey 98 (1) Bulgaria 81 (2) Taiwan 77 (1) Panama 69 (1) Argentina 68 (2) Algeria 60 (5) Albania 55 (1) Hungary 50 (1) Morocco 44 (2) Azerbaijan 34 (1) Dom. Rep. 21 (1) Martinique 15 (1) Ukraine 14 (2) Guatemala 8 (1) Guyana 7 (1) Caymans 1 (1) Sudan 1 (1) Qatar 442 Cze. Rep. 434 Israel 337 Finland 322 Singapore 266 Iceland 247 Pakistan 247 Estonia 225 Romania 217 Chile 201 S. Arabia 171 Kuwait 130 Peru 117 Russia 114 UAE 113 Slovakia 97 Mexico 93 Armenia 78 Serbia 72 Croatia 69 Vietnam 66 Colombia 65 S. Africa 62 Latvia 60 Brunei 56 C. Rica 50 Uruguay 50 Cyprus 49 Faeroes 47 S. Lanka 44 Palestine 41 Jordan 40 Andorra 39 Malta 38 Belarus 36 Georgia 34 Bosnia 34 Cambodia 33 Oman 33 Kazakhstan 33 Venezuela 33 Macedonia 31 Moldova 30 Senegal 27 Tunisia 27 Lithuania 25 Afghanistan 22 Liechtenstein 19 B. Faso 15 Macao 13 Maldives 13 N. Zealand 20 Bolivia 12 Jamaica 12 Fr. Guiana 11 Uzbekistan 11 Bangladesh 10 Cameroon 10 Monaco 9 Paraguay 9 Reunion 9 Honduras 8 Ghana 7 Rwanda 7 Chan. Isl. 6 Ethiopia 6 Guadeloupe 6 Cuba 5 Guam 5 Mongolia 5 P. Rico 5 Tri. & Tob. 5 Ivory C. 4 Kenya 4 Seychelles 4 Nigeria 3 Aruba 3 Curacao 3 Congo 3 Fr. Polynesia 3 Gibraltar 3 St. Barth 3… Total 165/251

Good luck Corona-chan!!!

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FUCK SHITALIAN NIGGERS

fuck all sandniggers and their Zionist pets as well
BDS, Pilpul, USS Liberty, Lavon Affair, Bavarian Soviet Republic leaders, Bolshevism financed by bankers Jacob Schiff and Olof Aschborn, Israel Gelfand, Goldman Sachs founders in Chinese communist revolution, Sidney Shapiro and Sidney Rittenberg in China, 1918 ammunition strike, Balfour declaration, Rabbi Wise ready for war, Sulzburger family, Frankists, Louis Brandeis, Kroll Inc, Larry Silverstein, Dancing Israelis, Metzitzah B'peh, Herpes from circumcision, Eric Clopper Harvard, Bible: circumcision for Jews and slaves of Jews, 20,000 nerves in foreskin, Circumcision related brain damage, Goyim, Kapparot, Tay-Sachs, Jesus according to Talmud, Yebhamot 11b, Simon of Trent, Blood Libel, Jews in pornography, Greg Lansky, Al Goldstein, Shiksa, Loxism, Jacob & Esau, Shabbos Goy, New Haven Jewish slave markets, Black Hebrew Israelite, 70% of Jews v 1% of whites owned slaves, 109 countries, Bolshevik Revolution, Karl Marx, Moses Hess, Holodomor, Winston Churchill on Zionism Versus Bolshevism, Dresden Holocaust, Israeli Nukes, Samson Option, Mengele's Wall of Eyes, "Six Million Jews" in newspapers before Hitler, 4 billion Jews killed by Roman emperor Vespasian in Bethar, Martin H. Glynn, Dean Irebodd, Kevin MacDonald, David Cole, Anne Frank typhus, Auschwitz Masturbation Machines, Bear & Eagle in a cage, Shitting Diamonds, TGSNT, David Irving, Magnus Hirschfeld, Epstein didn't kill himself, Sackler family, Sassoon family, Julius & Ethel Rosenberg, Bernie Madoff, The Melting Pot: by Israel Zangweil, Poem on Statue of Liberty by Emma Lazarus, I'm not white I'm Jewish, Kalergi Plan & Prize, Frankfurt School, Barbara L. Spectre, Hart-Celler Act, Bilderberg Group, Henry Ford on Jews, Sabbatai Zevi, Star of Remphan, Gotthard Tunnel, Anton LaVay, Red Shield, Sergeants Affair, King David Hotel, Irgun, Lehi, Nakam, Psy-Group, ADL, Mossad, AIPAC, JIDF, White Phosphorous, Deut 6:10, Rev 2:9, Das Judenthum in der Musik

my dog died today because of corona

jews spreading virus to hong kong

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>>Community Quarantine
>>Enhanced Community Quarantine
>>Extreme Enhanced Community Quarantine
>>Community Lockdown
>>Enhanced Community Lockdown
>>Extreme Enhanced Community Lockdown
>>National Lockdown
>>Total National Lockdown
>>Totally Total National Lockdown
>>Absolute Totally Total National Lockdown

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>#chinaliedpeopledied
twitter mad af

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So the chance of dying from this shit is 50% right?

Either you die or you don't

Sorry i'm not very good at maths

HOW DARE YOU

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MORE MONEY ON DEFENSE FUCK HOSPITALS
FUCK HUMAN BEINGS FUCK HUMANITY
FUCK HUMAN BEINGS FUCK HUMANITY
FUCK HUMAN BEINGS FUCK HUMANITY

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200K CONFIRMED CASES AND 8K DEATHS
>200K CONFIRMED CASES AND 8K DEATHS
200K CONFIRMED CASES AND 8K DEATHS
>200K CONFIRMED CASES AND 8K DEATHS
200K CONFIRMED CASES AND 8K DEATHS
>200K CONFIRMED CASES AND 8K DEATHS
200K CONFIRMED CASES AND 8K DEATHS
>200K CONFIRMED CASES AND 8K DEATHS
NEXT MILESTONE I HOPE SHE GROWS A PENOR

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Tired of coronavirus. why isn't Yas Forums talking about who is behind and what are their interests? Cui bono Yas Forums?

Elon is doing a SpaceX launch in about 1 minute if you want to escape your fate on Earth. Also, fuck Bernie Sanders he got destroyed in Florida.

99% death rate atleast

based

>no deaths for children under 10
Boomer remover.

I got home office. Thank you corona-chan, you're the best

>4% global death rate

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EVERYBODY KNOWS SHITS FUCKED
youtube.com/watch?v=yi-ZIOmB6EM

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Lads, if we make it through this uninfected, we'll be in the 20% of males who are fertile.

You do know what that means don't you?

SO WHATS THE EXPLANATION OF SPACEX STILL DOING A LAUNCH!?

DO YOU ALREADY HAVE AN INDOOR QUAIL FARM AND WHY NOT?
>DO YOU ALREADY HAVE AN INDOOR QUAIL FARM AND WHY NOT?

DO YOU ALREADY HAVE AN INDOOR QUAIL FARM AND WHY NOT?
>DO YOU ALREADY HAVE AN INDOOR QUAIL FARM AND WHY NOT?

DO YOU ALREADY HAVE AN INDOOR QUAIL FARM AND WHY NOT?
>DO YOU ALREADY HAVE AN INDOOR QUAIL FARM AND WHY NOT?

DO YOU ALREADY HAVE AN INDOOR QUAIL FARM AND WHY NOT?
>DO YOU ALREADY HAVE AN INDOOR QUAIL FARM AND WHY NOT?

DO YOU ALREADY HAVE AN INDOOR QUAIL FARM AND WHY NOT?
>DO YOU ALREADY HAVE AN INDOOR QUAIL FARM AND WHY NOT?

DO YOU ALREADY HAVE AN INDOOR QUAIL FARM AND WHY NOT?
>DO YOU ALREADY HAVE AN INDOOR QUAIL FARM AND WHY NOT?

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I'll give you a bag of pasta for it maybe chuck in a pack of Bolognease sauce i've got as an act from one gentleman to another.

>australian friend i had wanted to start uni this year
HAHHAHAAHAH HOLY FUCK I AM LAUGHING
i sure hope to god he didn't enroll before this shit started

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Your dog died because you touch yourself.

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Well. Wouldn't you fuck though

For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

>You do know what that means don't you?
Literally no difference since I never would get a gf anyway?

>You do know what that means don't you?
that you'll still be a seething Yas Forumsirgin unable to leave your home?

happening status: CANCELLED
>happening status: CANCELLED

youtube.com/watch?v=U7F1cnWup9M&t=97
>(Hydroxy)Chloroquine allows zinc to enter the cells
>Intracellular zinc ions in turn inhibit coronavirus replicase
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chloroquine
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydroxychloroquine (plaquenil)

archive.vn/w2VDD
(Hydroxy)Chloroquine+Zinc+Azithromycin HIGHLY EFFECTIVE against SARS-CoV2
twitter.com/RiganoESQ/status/1239780304082124800
>it reduces the contagious period from 20 days to 6 days approximately
>600 mg HCQ per day after 6 days, 90% of patients tested COVID-19 negative.
>96% of control group tested positive after 6 days.

youtube.com/watch?v=vE4_LsftNKM&t=1m20s
Chinese recommended dosage:
>400mg HCQ twice for the first day
>200mg HCQ twice per day for 4 days

Hydroxychloroquine MORE effective than chloroquine:
academic.oup.com/cid/advance-article/doi/10.1093/cid/ciaa237/5801998
>Hydroxychloroquine (EC50=0.72 µM) was found to be more potent than chloroquine (EC50=5.47 µM) in vitro. Based on PBPK models results, a loading dose of 400 mg twice daily of hydroxychloroquine sulfate given orally, followed by a maintenance dose of 200 mg given twice daily for 4 days is recommended for SARS-CoV-2 infection, as it reached three times the potency of chloroquine phosphate when given 500 mg twice daily 5 days in advance.

>B-B-BUT I SAW A SCARY LIST OF SIDE EFFECTS
B-B-BUT I SAW A SCARY LIST OF SIDE EFFECTS
>B-B-BUT I SAW A SCARY LIST OF SIDE EFFECTS
Every drug has side effects you fucking retard. Look at aspirin for example: drugs.com/sfx/aspirin-side-effects.html
Hydroxychloroquine has been used for over 60 years. The dosage needed for SARS2 treatment lies well within the recommended dosage limit. Side effects won't occur for the 5-7 days of treatment needed for SARS2.

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>Italy's healthcare completely falling apart
>already triaging patients
>can't bury or burn the bodies fast enough
>military already deployed to the streets

>only 0.05% of the population has been infected
IT'S LITERALLY GOING TO GET A THOUSAND TIMES WORSE

THIS
IS
ITALIA

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Fuck this fucking nigger who wants to destroy our night sky for some fucking dumb satellites to gain more money
>BUT HE'S GOING TO GIVE INTERNET TO THE 3RD WORLD!!!
It's going to cost 80 FUCKING DOLLARS A MONTH YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
YOU ARE ALLOWING THE PRIVATE CORPORATION RULED BY A PSYCHOPATH TO DESTROY OUR NATURE
YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
I HATE AMERICA SO FUCKING MUCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

WHY DO PEOPLE EVEN LIKE HIM WHY DO YOU IDOLISE HIM YOU FUCKING MORONS HE'S LIKE FUCKING BEZOS FUUUUUUUUCK WHYYYYYYYYYYY

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probably launching satellites
satellites can't coof

nice

I'M GONNA COOOOOOM

should we have listened?

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The urgency to get to mars is greater than ever before.

>THE ISSUE OF PEOPLE FORGETTING CHINA

Normie fags will forget China is most at fault for this shit beginning in the first place as it starts to affect them, they will blame their own governments. Many governments are at fault for incompetence, but we cannot forget the fuckers who caused all this mess due to their actions.

If possible please compile some easy to read info, make infographics or some videos to show normies so that their anger can be directed to the source, having the whole world hate China will benefit the world in many ways.
Most of the stuff we have is just raw footage and info, not ideal for the average persons consumption. If we can spruce it up for them, they will not forget.

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It’s a chinese virus.
Fuck chinks.
Fuck niggers.
Fuck jannies.
If zuckerbergs wife is reading this, fuck you too.

the-scientist.com/news-opinion/monkeys-develop-protective-antibodies-to-sars-cov-2-67281


the-scientist.com/news-opinion/monkeys-develop-protective-antibodies-to-sars-cov-2-67281


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I’ve watched this and feel like I’m missing something. What’s he doing?

Why are you spamming this here instead of working in a hospital

t. luddite

NORTH KOREA HAS ZERO CASES

APOLOGIZE TO GLORIOUS LEADER RIGHT NOW

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>nurses get tired
>resources diminish
>people get more agitated
>weaker parts of italy get hit
Tell me this won't end in chinks getting fucked up

Because weed lmao

Not gonna lie, once this SHTF imma just settle for a cute boipussy since having a femoid get preggers is such a fucking hassle and women are proven to be mentally ill so yeah

Countries that can't source or produce the drug fast enough are still mildly fucked.
Even for first world countries ramping up production doesn't happen with the snap of the fingers.

Roasties trying to get with blacks on Tinder and black Chinese Virus deniers on suicide watch
>pic totally not related

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>"I’m not trying to be dramatic at all, but I’ve been talking more to my healthcare fiends today and browsing Facebook. Shit is getting crazy already. Said today she feels like crying. They are already doing war-time triage, deciding who gets care and who doesn’t. They are turning all pediatric ICUs and post-operating rooms into ICUs. PACUs and endoscopy nurses are having to care for ICU patients. They are out (my interpretation did not specifically confirm — at the very least extremely extremely low) of N-95s and are only “required” to wear surgical masks."

>what is force
>what is bartering
>what is the destruction of post ww2 femoid power

Fellow BRs, the situation is much more dire than the media portraits.

If you know anyone that works in a hospital in a major city you're aware that medical staff is already getting quarantined.

We have 300+ cases confirmed, but the real number of infection is probably close to 10k.

The train has left the station and it has no breaks.

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Fuck the shills are mounting an anti China campaign
The amount of "one post by this id" posts exhorting everyone to blame China
Matched with the Dumpf Chinese virus tweets he just made
WAR COMING ANONS

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Lock it all down and test.

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You realise even if it had effects on fertility they'll probably be minor right? its not a literal 100% sterilisation rate

>more cunny for me
perfect

Tomorrow:

> Internet broadband service in Romania turned off by govt officials.

Download all the p0rn you can before be too late.

He licked his finger

Elon is determined to get to Mars. My dad is at work now. SpaceX didn't shut down. People are still crowding the beaches.

Nothingburger. This so called virus is only spreading in the most air polluted regions of the world (China, Daegu, North Italy) Its probably a flu mutation that wont hurt non shit hole countries.

Theyre gonna use this as an excuse to bring the market down to non frothy levels, kill off poor peasants, and give us vaccines that fuck our DNA.

Also viruses may not be a disease vector at all. Check out “House of Numbers” on Youtube about the HIV hoax.

It's well known by now to medical personnel. Governments are trying to keep a lid on it for another month or so. They want this to burn a bit longer so they can strengthen the NWO they're implementing.

Russia doubled it's numbers in a day.

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Russia 147

the amount of chinks i saw makes me worried

Macaques are not considered a valid animal model of human infection

>203,579 detected
You niggers realize around 90k have recovered, which means right now theres only 113k detected cases?
>bbbbut muh reinfection
Only 9 out of 90k people reinfected and those were 80 year olds.

>instagram thot nurse has to put her phone down to do the job she was hired to do
oh no!

se.pl/kielce/nie-zyje-ceniony-lekarz-z-kielc-byl-zakazony-koronawirusem-aa-nV4N-MZpK-VxQ8.html
Polish Doctor infected with corona commits suicide

China is going to have a second century of humiliation. Most people are going to have lost friends or loved ones to this scourge and HATE them. It's going to be so bad, they are going to have an impossible to break stigma of being unclean animals

Please God my boss is trying to kill us

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Everyone can just order some from that aquarium guy on ebay.

>GIVE GIVE MILKYS MILKYS

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>Tons of cases in South Africa
>80 cases in Burkina Faso
>First cases in Somalia, Kenya, Ghana
>95% of them probably still haven't been tested
GO BASED CORONA-CHAN, GO!

Luzonbros are going to make du30 mad and proclaim martial law which is quite based

Did anyone save the "Nasty Chink Plague Household Disinfection Guide" from January my copy is unreadable and i need to rid my house of the fucking shit before my mrs gets back at the weekend, feeling better today anons, it did fuck me up for a couple of days, no larp.

Good luck producing and delivering that in two weeks to 200 million people.

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They're emphasising testing because they want to know if we're dealing with the 4% death strain or the mutated South American 15% mega death one.

FakeX

Good we deserve to be slaves we're shivering cowards.

>Lads, if we make it through this uninfected, we'll be in the 20% of males who are fertile.
You're a fucking retard. Even 99% of males who get infected will remain fertile. It's just that in very severe cases, it may cause lasting damage but that hasn't been proven yet.

>one oy by this vey
begone chink

So they obviously have a shitty healthcare system. If they are overwhelmed by a few thousand patients, then good bye Pastaniggers.

Thanks!

>“Pro-Kremlin disinformation messages advance a narrative that coronavirus is a human creation, weaponised by the West,” said the report, first cited by the Financial Times.

>It quoted fake news created by Russia in Italy, the second-most heavily affected country in the world, that health systems would be unable to cope and doctors would choose who lived or died because of a lack of beds.

reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-disinformation/russia-deploying-coronavirus-disinformation-to-sow-panic-in-west-eu-document-says-idUSKBN21518F

Oh em gee. Russians are spreading lies that Italians are dying!

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anyone have an archive link? I hate this paywall shit
wsj.com/articles/questioning-the-clampdown-11584485339

RIP in tetris

The worst is yet to come

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Prepared for a pandemic my ass.
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-18/hospital-makes-face-masks-covid-19-shields-from-office-supplies

>Hospital workers in Washington state have been making protective medical gear out of office supplies and other run-of-the-mill materials as they deal with a severe shortage of equipment needed to care for patients who may have Covid-19.

>“We are very close to being out of face shields,” said Becca Bartles, executive director of infection prevention at Providence St. Joseph Health, a 51-hospital system. “Masks, we’re probably a couple of days away” from running out, she said.

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>Quail Farm?
No.
>Why not?
Because potatoes don't shit on the floor.

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Shit, didn’t see that (just woke up haha). Thanks

t. infertile herd

In vitro data means nothing. A drug with 0.75 uM EC50 is garbage. You will kill people with 500 mg dose per day. What a crap paper.

www1.folha.uol.com.br/equilibrioesaude/2020/03/vigesimo-dia-de-coronavirus-no-brasil-e-pior-que-o-da-italia.shtml

You either
>Die
>Live
>Live but have extensive scarring of the lungs

youtu.be/9RsY8y6IbK8
Police announcements regarding corona in jidish in NYC

How much does your sanepid actually test people?

Fake and gay

Hell, we need to start holding China accountable.

macleans.ca/opinion/when-will-china-be-held-accountable-for-coronavirus/amp/

>which means right now theres only 113k detected cases?
Nope. Corona Virus has been detected 203,579 times. You are talking about the number of active cases, which is something different.

Now that would be a habbening

looks like you have some shit on your floor user

Anybody made screenshots from /cvg/ #1, it feels like its been years ago

kek, they mixed colours of worst and best korea

Wait till you see Czech and Slovak health care system.

You already posted this in the other thread faggot

go fuck yourself, slant eye bootlicker. all chinese mutts will be wiped off the face of the earth, and people like you hunted down and lynched.

I need me a funny and cute girl

SPAIN RESUME
13.716 CASES, 558 DEATHS
>13.716 CASES, 558 DEATHS
13.716 CASES, 558 DEATHS
>13.716 CASES, 558 DEATHS
13.716 CASES, 558 DEATHS
>13.716 CASES, 558 DEATHS
13.716 CASES, 558 DEATHS
>13.716 CASES, 558 DEATHS
13.716 CASES, 558 DEATHS
>13.716 CASES, 558 DEATHS
13.716 CASES, 558 DEATHS
>13.716 CASES, 558 DEATHS
13.716 CASES, 558 DEATHS
>13.716 CASES, 558 DEATHS
13.716 CASES, 558 DEATHS
>13.716 CASES, 558 DEATHS
13.716 CASES, 558 DEATHS
>13.716 CASES, 558 DEATHS
13.716 CASES, 558 DEATHS
>13.716 CASES, 558 DEATHS
13.716 CASES, 558 DEATHS
>13.716 CASES, 558 DEATHS
13.716 CASES, 558 DEATHS
>13.716 CASES, 558 DEATHS
13.716 CASES, 558 DEATHS
>13.716 CASES, 558 DEATHS
13.716 CASES, 558 DEATHS
>13.716 CASES, 558 DEATHS

I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU IT'S GONNA BE 13.000 INFECTED
AT THIS RATE, 16.000 TOMORROW!

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>B-B-BUT I SAW A SCARY LIST OF SIDE EFFECTS

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wtf? context my guy?

>Not taking the quailpill
NGMI

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Not much, and it takes very long to get the result. But if you get a fever and get an ambulance you are going to the quarantine, where you do get tested. Thing is, it's now spreading communally, so we already lost.

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Nigeria On Lockdown Over Coronavirus
Nigeria On Lockdown Over Coronavirus
Nigeria On Lockdown Over Coronavirus
Barely two hours after the Federal Government imposed a travel ban on 13 high-risk coronavirus infested countries, the House of Representatives has also mandated it to ban open worship and other public gatherings till further notice.

The House also directed the airport authorities across the country to put in place mechanisms to discourage crowd gatherings.

It also took a decision mandating a compulsory laboratory tests on all staff and members of the national assembly to ascertain their status.

It also banned visitors from accessing the national assembly complex while urging the government to sign a Memorandum of Understanding, MoU with the Singaporean government to produce testing kits for Nigeria.

It also added that all public institutions in Nigeria should be equipped with temperature gauge.
allafrica.com/stories/202003180668.html?utm_campaign=allafrica:editor&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&utm_content=promote:aans:abkgta
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

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BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS

>PRESIDENT OF LOMBARDY REGION: "WE REACHED THE PEAK IN LOMBARDY, EVERYTHING WILL BE OPEN IN APRIL"

>PRESIDENT OF LOMBARDY REGION: "WE REACHED THE PEAK IN LOMBARDY, EVERYTHING WILL BE OPEN IN APRIL"

>PRESIDENT OF LOMBARDY REGION: "WE REACHED THE PEAK IN LOMBARDY, EVERYTHING WILL BE OPEN IN APRIL"

>PRESIDENT OF LOMBARDY REGION: "WE REACHED THE PEAK IN LOMBARDY, EVERYTHING WILL BE OPEN IN APRIL"

>PRESIDENT OF LOMBARDY REGION: "WE REACHED THE PEAK IN LOMBARDY, EVERYTHING WILL BE OPEN IN APRIL"

HAPPENING CANCELLED, Yas Forums ETERNALLY BTFO

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So I’m in Summit County, CO and I have a flight back home to Florida tomorrow. However, I think I’d be WAY safer staying up here, especially in the event of a coming economic collapse. There are only 3-4 roads out of here and I have all of the supplies I need or can go get them today.

However, the county issued an order that any non-primary resident(read: people on vacation) has to leave by Thursday at noon. This only applies to people in hotels or renting a condo. The upside for me is this is a family place and I’m here for free. We already got an email from the condo association telling everyone to vacate, but I think I can argue that as the owner we have a right to stay here.

What do you all think? Any help is greatly appreciated. I’m 21 and a picture of health so I’m really not worried about contracting or dying of the virus itself.

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>Pro-Kremlin disinformation
kek those dumb nigger journalists still trying it with the Russian boogeyman

> all these jargon
just 3 simple words will do!

SHUT.
IT.
DOOOOOOWN.


> putsa naman ang gulo niyong mga hinayupak kayo!

Amazon wagie here, we're still doing our part and delivering your packages.

no, but I think I'll get into hydroponics
>US: most prepared
>Germany: kinda prepared
Then why do the US already have like a hundred deaths and germany doesn't?

A single Dutch producer said he could produce for the entirety of Europe, if given the security he won't be left with a huge stock cause people decide to use something else.

Arthritis patients take up to 600mg/day and don't die from it.

Aspirin side effects. You're not going to get them from 5-7 days of using this.

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Good day, /cvg!! I just woke up, did anything major occur in the last 10 hours or so? I also saw that 200k art of coronachan and gotta say, nice.

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I say 15.000 before today ends.

Cui bono?

YES

>"This time the government PROMISES you that they aren't lying and they TOTALLY have the situation under control!"

yes

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>p-please come visit us again.
>Tourists please help!

how is the dragon dildo stash atm?

Singapore's Sakura Matsuri 2020 Event Canceled. Event was scheduled to take place on March 28-29.
>Singapore's Sakura Matsuri 2020 Event Canceled. Event was scheduled to take place on March 28-29.
Singapore's Sakura Matsuri 2020 Event Canceled. Event was scheduled to take place on March 28-29.
>Singapore's Sakura Matsuri 2020 Event Canceled. Event was scheduled to take place on March 28-29.
Singapore's Sakura Matsuri 2020 Event Canceled. Event was scheduled to take place on March 28-29.
>Singapore's Sakura Matsuri 2020 Event Canceled. Event was scheduled to take place on March 28-29.
Singapore's Sakura Matsuri 2020 Event Canceled. Event was scheduled to take place on March 28-29.
>Singapore's Sakura Matsuri 2020 Event Canceled. Event was scheduled to take place on March 28-29.
Singapore's Sakura Matsuri 2020 Event Canceled. Event was scheduled to take place on March 28-29.
>Singapore's Sakura Matsuri 2020 Event Canceled. Event was scheduled to take place on March 28-29.
Singapore's Sakura Matsuri 2020 Event Canceled. Event was scheduled to take place on March 28-29.
>Singapore's Sakura Matsuri 2020 Event Canceled. Event was scheduled to take place on March 28-29.
Singapore's Sakura Matsuri 2020 Event Canceled. Event was scheduled to take place on March 28-29.

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Can regular soap do anything against Corona-chan?

great news

WE ARE FUCKING DYING
GERMANY IS IMPOSING MARTIAL LAW THIS EVENING
TROOPS ON THE STREETS OF EVERY CITY WITH AT LEAST 30K INHABITANTS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>tfw your neighbors beg for toilet paper

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>Summit County, CO
Fuck off sun nigger we're full

Hello! Don't forget to like and subscribe!

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Hope your family stays strong and that you have enough vodka to go from cirrhosis rather than corona

Wow, someone stated the obvious and got screencapped, what a shocker...Everyone conveniently forgetting the LARP about bats, and the fact the moron put assets into Euros which are just as if not more fucked than USD, but it's cool just selectively look at your bias confirmation from the most obvious statements that even zoomer /pols/ could have extrapolated early on.

Who's gonna tell you when
It's too late?
Who's gonna tell you things
Aren't so great?

You can't go on
Thinking nothing's wrong
Who's gonna SIMP you
Tonight?

Who bitch?

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Good.

>GERMANY IS IMPOSING MARTIAL LAW THIS EVENING

didn't they do this yesterday?
this happening is so tiresome.

source?

FUCK. Your country should start thinking about selecting and isolating ones that will repopulate Spain once this is contained in one or another.

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Youre about to be fucking empty mate

The virus is a means to an end. NWO soon. We're all getting gassed with (((pure oxygen))) when they forcefully take us as Covid-19 patients. I went out for a quick stroll and in narrow places, people backed away, and waited for me to pass or generally avoided me at a much greater distance, ad dictated to be the safe zone by the government (2+ meters). What this does is increase mistrust and suspicion amongst the population and makes everyone, especially those who lose their jobs because of it, dependent on the government. When they start gassing us, everyone will silently consent. This is their checkmate. We're all already dead. Was fun shitposting with you, anons. RIP.