Okay bongs, this is getting serious. My mother just got off the phone with my auntie, which told her to prep for at least 15 days, because the British Army is expected to go out onto the streets on Friday, this week, in order to prevent people from walking around the city freely, which could potentially spread the (((virus))). My auntie received her paycheck earlier along with the rest of the co-workers, so they can buy some stuff immediately. From what she said, her boss has a close relative in the British Army, which warned him about the situation. THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL. PREP FOR AT LEAST 15 DAYS. IT'S ALL GOING DOWN. GO OUT AND BUY CANNED FOOD AND BOTTLED WATER. THE PRESS CONFERENCE WILL TAKE PLACE ON FRIDAY AND WE WILL BE GIVEN 6 HOURS TO PREPARE. AFTER THIS, THE STREETS ARE CLOSED.
URGENT TO THOSE LIVING IN THE UK
Ok Ahkmed.
Someone I was talking to said they saw tanks being mobillized earlier.
Dad bought to big ass American style fridges (huge) and used his based Bookers and Costco memberships (its fully stocked in their and no one was in there, fucking supermarket cucks) at we are stacked with.
Glowing niggers be fearing
Can confirm, my dad is in the army, we’re prepped for a month
>American style fridges
I don't remember there being a size diff
ok bongs this is serious. pic related is a 10/10 in bongland
My work has contact with NHS higher ups and they reckon there will be a shutdown which will last 3 months.
too bad you don't have any American-Style electricity to power those bad boys, britfag
Hello mr russian asset. How is work going, are you posting every 5 minutes like commanded?
My brother is Brigadier General of British Space Force, Medical Corps. He said to get low, deep a basement as you can find. Orbital bombardment of the coronavirus commences this evening after corrie.
Are you still allowed to go to the store or is it complete lockdown
Normally I'd say LARP, but this is likely true because it matches up with various other NHS leaks etc.
Wait I tought Boris said Herd Immunity was hip and cool ? What happened ?
This was called 2 days ago. Meh!
The looting can finally begin
Weve been politely asked not go out unless necessary. That's it. We are fucked :)
>trusting rumours on Yas Forums
>My auntie told me she knows someone that has a relative in the army
I hope you are just pretending
Can't handle a queen mate?
Training exercise or training exercise being used as cover?
Thursday at a press conference Boris said the UK would adopt a different strategy than the rest of EU country ie : lockdown
>“We have all got to be clear, this is the worst public health crisis for a generation. Some people compare it to seasonal flu. Alas, that is not right. Due to the lack of immunity this disease is more dangerous.
>“It is going to spread further and I must level with you, I must level with the British public: many more families are going to lose loved ones before their time.”
>Johnson said schools would not close and neither did he join Scotland in banning gatherings of more than 500 people, though he warned that major events may be cancelled in future because of the burden they placed on public services during the outbreak.
Bongs have 240 volt 10 amp mains
my uncle is the head of Nintendo Australia and he said unironically Sony HQ in China is responsible
so can you useless fatcunt American dogs fire ya fucking tomahawk missiles at them
can confirm my dad works at playstation
220V > 110V
Wtf a tank just flew over my house
This.
bump
lurking
I don't know if they really are going to let us leave the EU. They might even go for BoJo sooner or later. The bastards. Is this Agenda 21 / 23?
> 44
THIS IS SERIOUS BOYS
yeah....... the kung flu is your biggest problem
230v Single Phase
80-100A
You still have not poster a picture of yourself mr.handsome, I'm still waiting!
I have also heard multiple reports of army manoeuvres (tanks and vehicles) along the motorway towards London. Shit is getting real out here.
My dads bf who wipes BoJo's ass has just flown over my house and he said that the next James Bond is going to be a black trans paki (wo)man with three legs.
When the army comes to stop people from going outside get naked and cover yourself in banger grease. If they try and grapple you then you'll slip right out.
>banger grease
won't work m8, you need a loisence to carry grease around with you. Best to use curry sauce from your local chippie, simple as
Imagine being so mindraped by bong bants that you enter a psychosis and repeat the same post over and over for months.
So much LARPing in this thread without a single shred of evidence
There will be no lockdown, schools won't even be shut, voluntary social distancing has already largely brought the disease under control
d-do you w-wanna go on a d-date n-n-nigel? uwu
We are working on a license for that.
pic related is a 11/10 in bongland
Not sure if this is sarcasm or not.
>slingstein
>stein
*booooop*
*booooop*
>Hello, and thank you for calling Redpilled Ltd. Who is speaking, please?
It's me. I need the based department, now.
>Patching you through.
*hold music*
*click*
Uhhh, hello? Based department?
>This is the based department, how can we help?
Yeah... you're going to want to see this...
Do you know if Op. Joint Warrior involved 10,000 troops from Angola; Congo and some other shit hole last year?
You would save that photo you faggot
Martial law
3/20/20
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Milfags, figure it out or im taking your tank.
>gov.uk
Why the fuck, are 10,000 troops from 13 countries arriving in the UK?
Sounds like they are going to start executing white people to me.
So original
Quality birds there son, well out of you mutt league. Although if your lucky they might be up for giving you a reacharound
So is your name Achmed or bjorn?
That's in the US; and none of Goldberg's claims can be falsified - if it's even his voice or his words.
You're 100% jealous of our lasses you Greekoid nigger
Mike rules
My sister recently started working for the NHS. My mum phoned the other day and was beginning to tell me something and my sister shut her up saying "you can't tell anybody what goes on at the hospital"
What a fucking bitch.
you can't even use an electric kettle in america
Nothingpie
Mate's mate from the Army said the same, you'e got to be fucking kidding me...
Posted 2019 fuck that nigger
What level of schizophrenic is that pic
>the new WORLD order are just in the US
I dont have the picture of the wojak with a black hole in its brain but you know what im driving at.
I never noticed before but 3 down right is coords, and says prisoners, and kids...
Can we just talk about this for a moment.
>10,000 troops from 13 countries
Fucked up situation.
If you're NOT worried, you've never opened a history book or read about a pogram.
What's the fuck is going on?
Are Congalese troops going to be killing people who voted Brexit?
Someone in the UK from this fucking board better find out.
>1 post by this ID
Nigger
Can confirm, my dad is Boris Johnson.
nah, they're more like an 8.5/10.
thank fucking Jesus.
re malaka it says 2019
2019 Schizraeli
32A :)
A ring is rated to 32 the meter 100
Barracks round the corner from me. Black and white signs, XIS20DSA. Wife's brother is a Sgt in the Paras. He told us X is the Company IS is over the Police in fact anyone, 20 the year.
Spotted outside Clapham Junction, South West London. Every lockdown is preceded by a military presence. They're shutting London down.
Prepare
There's almost no black/brown taxi drivers in London lol. Love the pic though
The army at first would be deployed to deliver food to grannies and to do basic work at hospitals, they wouldnt get on the streets to it's propper serious.
Zephyr is a shitty kike LARP with zero evidence.
FUCK YOU CAPTCHA CUNTS
Friend works pest control so vits bases frequently was in RAF base tuesday. Majority on there helicopters are lined up outside. i asked if it is usually that busy he said hes never seen more than 4 outside at a time. this post may have something to it.
yeah jumped the gun before seeing the date.
the last thing the british public needs is foreign troops on their soil at a time like this.
source?
tineye says it's new.
Lads its actually happening
Actually shaking with excitement / fear / anticipation
Just saw a tank fly under my house.
>There's almost no black/brown taxi drivers in London lol.
t. not been outside since the 90s
about half of them arent white, uber almost none of them are
it's obvious to me the Uk is going to war with Russia and ChinaI think by June 2020 Am I the only retard who thinks this?
would meat candle the slag 2nd from the left 2-3 times
Army Cadets / CCF? they look too small to be propper tropps bar the two at the back