/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2229 - FUCK MEMEFLAGS AND TRANNIES

► Detected: 203,579 ► Died: 8,226

>NEWS
Coronavirus is airborne, WHO officials confirm
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France under lockdown, 66 million people
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Millions of Americans to lose their jobs
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Robbers grab 100,000 surgical masks at gunpoint in Ukraine
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>RESEARCH
Dogs can be carriers of the virus
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nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
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25 year old nurse dies in Iran
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Virus affects blood circulation
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>REMINDER
4900 deaths across 182 cities in Iran, Iran opposition estimates
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US prepares for 4.8 million hospitalizations
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Spain only testing high risk cases
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Australia expects 1.5 million infected
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>LATEST CASES
06:18: 53 new cases in Ecuador.
02:15: 279 new cases in New York City, New York state, United States.
01:17: 26 new cases in Norway.
01:14: 93 new cases and 3 new deaths in South Korea.
23:16: 108 new cases and 4 new deaths in Washington state, United States.
22:15: 51 new cases and 1 new death in Turkey. The patient was an 89-year-old who contracted the virus from someone who had contact with China. This is the first death in Turkey.
22:13: First 2 cases in Montenegro. All countries in Europe now have at least one confirmed case of coronavirus.

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ILL POST HERE

Dr John Campbell just confirmed it: Italy's cases have already peaked. This is a complete nothingburger

OH LAWDY WE GON FUGGIN DAAH

KOTORI IS SAFE

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China kicking out Western journos is a power move tho gotta give credit where it's due

Post one, get one for free

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Should I take paracetamol daily or what? I heard it helps?

>200000 infected
>8000 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an economic recession

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Thanks GOD

>what do you say when you get sick with a cold
>"a jew, a jew"

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Is this nothingburger over yet?

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200K CONFIRMED CASES AND 8K DEATHS
>200K CONFIRMED CASES AND 8K DEATHS
200K CONFIRMED CASES AND 8K DEATHS
>200K CONFIRMED CASES AND 8K DEATHS
200K CONFIRMED CASES AND 8K DEATHS
>200K CONFIRMED CASES AND 8K DEATHS
200K CONFIRMED CASES AND 8K DEATHS
>200K CONFIRMED CASES AND 8K DEATHS
NEXT MILESTONE SHE GROWS A PENOR

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Shut up, shill.

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>1 post by this ID

>THE ISSUE OF PEOPLE FORGETTING CHINA

Normie fags will forget China is most at fault for this shit beginning in the first place as it starts to affect them, they will blame their own governments. Many governments are at fault for incompetence, but we cannot forget the fuckers who caused all this mess due to their actions.

If possible please compile some easy to read info, make infographics or some videos to show normies so that their anger can be directed to the source, having the whole world hate China will benefit the world in many ways.
Most of the stuff we have is just raw footage and info, not ideal for the average persons consumption. If we can spruce it up for them, they will not forget.

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DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY UPDATED INFO ON IF THIS SHIT IS LAB MADE CONFIRMED OR JUST A BAT VIRUS

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>watched contagion last night

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>some bong retired nurse says Italy's cases have peaked
alright I'll believe him 100%

Literally nothing, fags.
Source: (((WhatsApp)))

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shoot that faggot on sight, thats borderline murder

Thank you OP, other thread was AIDS.

1583859999691

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He has a PhD in education
Not medicine
He's a male nurse

youtu.be/1t67o28Jr3k

you're welcome

it's just a flu from some tasty bat go back to sleep

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lmao that this paste is coming from Mario

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Literally trillions are infected moron

Forgot the screen capture.

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It will reduce pain, fever, and inflammation, so sure, take it if you have symptoms. It won't cure anything though, obviously.

>economic recession
It's already happening.
Stop copypasting crap, you dumb bastard.

The recession will come and it will be exceptionally bad. The timing of the virus is perfect, as the market was already fragile.

>got laid off from work (ninjavan worker for a delivering company called lazada)
>been traveling from luzon to mindanao in the last thirteen days
>tfw NCR region is a such shitshow compared to the rest of the country
RIP Luzonbros

>a jew
or is it?

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ahem *cough* FUCK JANNIES

Anti-inflammatories are specifically advised against because they aggravate the disease

I love you Corona Chan!

news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-filming-of-eastenders-suspended-until-further-notice-11959542

The best thing that's happened so far.

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we hit 200k. come on guys, party time. right?

>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,881 (3,226) ► International 116,864 (4,728): Italy 31,506 (2,503) Iran 17,361 (988) Spain 13,716 (533) Germany 9,919 (26) S. Korea 8,413 (81) France 7,730 (175) US 6,524 (102) Switzerland 2,742 (27) UK 1,950 (71) Netherlands 1,705 (43) Norway 1,469 (3) Austria 1,471 (4) Belgium 1,486 (10) Sweden 1,196 (8) Denmark 1044 (4) Japan 889 (29) D. Princess 712 (7) Malaysia 700 (2) Canada 598 (5) Australia 565 (5) Portugal 448 (1) Greece 387 (5) Brazil 328 (1) Ireland 292 (2) Slovenia 275 (1) Bahrain 241 (1) Poland 238 (5) Egypt 196 (6) Philippines 187 (12) Thailand 177 (1) Indonesia 172 (7) H. Kong 168 (4) Ecuador 164 (2) Iraq 154 (11) India 143 (3) Luxembourg 140 (1) Lebanon 124 (3) S. Marino 119 (11) Turkey 98 (1) Bulgaria 81 (2) Taiwan 77 (1) Panama 69 (1) Argentina 68 (2) Algeria 60 (5) Albania 55 (1) Hungary 50 (1) Morocco 44 (2) Azerbaijan 34 (1) Dom. Rep. 21 (1) Martinique 15 (1) Ukraine 14 (2) Guatemala 8 (1) Guyana 7 (1) Caymans 1 (1) Sudan 1 (1) Qatar 442 Cze. Rep. 434 Israel 337 Finland 322 Singapore 266 Iceland 247 Pakistan 247 Estonia 225 Romania 217 Chile 201 S. Arabia 171 Kuwait 130 Peru 117 Russia 114 UAE 113 Slovakia 97 Mexico 93 Armenia 78 Serbia 72 Croatia 69 Vietnam 66 Colombia 65 S. Africa 62 Latvia 60 Brunei 56 C. Rica 50 Uruguay 50 Cyprus 49 Faeroes 47 S. Lanka 44 Palestine 41 Jordan 40 Andorra 39 Malta 38 Belarus 36 Georgia 34 Bosnia 34 Cambodia 33 Oman 33 Kazakhstan 33 Venezuela 33 Macedonia 31 Moldova 30 Senegal 27 Tunisia 27 Lithuania 25 Afghanistan 22 Liechtenstein 19 B. Faso 15 Macao 13 Maldives 13 N. Zealand 12 Bolivia 12 Jamaica 12 Fr. Guiana 11 Uzbekistan 11 Bangladesh 10 Cameroon 10 Monaco 9 Paraguay 9 Reunion 9 Honduras 8 Ghana 7 Rwanda 7 Chan. Isl. 6 Ethiopia 6 Guadeloupe 6 Cuba 5 Guam 5 Mongolia 5 P. Rico 5 Tri. & Tob. 5 Ivory C. 4 Kenya 4 Seychelles 4 Nigeria 3 Aruba 3 Curacao 3 Congo 3 Fr. Polynesia 3 Gibraltar 3 St. Barth 3… Total 165/251

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Happening is over anons. We reached the peak in Italy a few days ago, no way we're going to have 4000 cases in a day

>parents call me
>they said their friend is coughing and has fever so probably has the corona virus
>"Yeah but we are helping her now, we just bought her food and we were keeping company for her"
>they mention the stonk markets and their high IQ master plan to buy stonks because they are so cheap lol
>at the end of the call they said something like "well it's good it's going to be over by end of April I think we should do something together after this is over"

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Fuck Canada.

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Just got a call, my mum has it. 62 year old mega coofer, was posting kikebook "just a flu" shit two days ago. She's fucked, on oxygen at moment shit is fucked.

Your entire country is literally fucking al dente, faggot. Look outside the window if you want to see the happening Maria kkkkk

>RIP Luzonbros
Nigger I'm gonna go into the Gilmore and MOA Dungeons for looting you have no idea how much fucking fun I'll be having. Just gotta hold on until panic, anarchy, and chaos starts

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Morning lads, xalling Italy to go up past 3000 more confirmed cases again today.

It hasn't peaked, even the (((doctors))) say it's at least 45 days out from such, could be until June/July so it's will get worse, way worse, don't buy the chink shills bs as always.

Godspeed and good luck anons, hope you all bunkered down as the early /cvc/ lads have.

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its just the flu

just a flu bro why do you worry

Just post your collection, my guy.

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Lads, if this virus does leave you infertile think about how valuable our coom is going to be once all this over.

Peak testing rate, maybe

If I see people doing this shit, they will get beat up.

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I'm sorry, user. My mom works at grocery store and I'm worried about her.

IM DESPERATE I GOT A FEW BTC FOR SOME TP
CAN WE MAKE A DEAL ???

get and the virus kills your mother

Maybe once it hits 1k images

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Paracetamol is a shit medicine, it helps but it's efficacy in reducing pain and fever is low. There is also the risk of fatal liver damage if you overdose.

Metamizole is much better and safer, but banned in most places due to people freaking out about rare side effects (which happen much less frequently than those of paracetamol, proportionally).

i agree
it doesn't matter who did it, whoever does it needs to fucking pay for their actions

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Did someone say Jew?

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"If Adolf Hitler . . . flew in today . . they'd send a limousine anywayyyyywayyyy." - The Clash

I'd hope so. He was an important world leader.

TINHAT SCHIZO BTFO. back to bat pisses in mans mouth

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Toppest of Keks

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No u

I will trade you 15 rolls for a gun and 50 rounds

>white men above 50 across europe die
>men below 50 survive but are infertile
>government opens the flood gates to fertile african apes
it won't go the you think

>got the virus, but we're looking after her
Holy shit boomers truly are fucking suicidal, good luck living life as an orphan bro

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Based and plaugepilled.

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IM GOING TO GET MY DICK SUCKED WITH MY DRUMPFBUCKS
OH GOD OH GOD
IM GOING TO
COOOOOOOUGHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pretty good polshit

Based.

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Well it would be pretty hard for the loominati to dress the hag Madonna up like a disease with a crown and pretend to sing with dancers wearing masks all around her while the world is destroyed on screens behind them a month or two before the outbreak if it sprang from bat soup unintentionally.

youtube.com/watch?v=VG3WkiL0d_U

pic related. not a bioweapon, just profound incompetence that needs to be punished.

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You spelled "strage" wrong, it's spelled "strange."

L-lewd

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Fuck, sorry mate, hope she pulls through

This is what I've been saying. They can only test so many per day.

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IMPORTANT
IMPORTANT
IMPORTANT

Patient Zero from mid-November, not early December. Gives more credence to SvenAnon's ILI theory. Would suggest WuFlu has been circulating around the world longer than previously thought, and that rising case severity is not from infection, but from maturation.

twitter.com/ChinaInFocusNTD/status/1240076829890936833

>sidenote: anyone else notice the death # on each /cvg/ thread seems to be going up by thousands now?

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Hans pls. Fever is a natural immune response, it’s not a symptom. You should allow yourself to run a fever and not attempt to lower it unless absolutely necessary

In conclusions they said that there is not enough evidence to prove or disprove any theory of COVID19's origin. Better luck next shitpost

you're mentally bullied lol

i dont trust

F user
God save her

This is even worse, at least man-made viruses have a vaccine.

My mother has it and i've been with her twice this week so i am probably incubating

i will keep you guys fully updated

make sure to take down the rallying fags who can't into wearing face mask and

The coronavirus was developed by China's illegal bioweapons program, not by the U.S. Just yesterday, some user posted an article about some Japanese business men who were arrested because they sold equipment to the Chinese, equipment that could be utilized in the creation of bioweapons.
>archive.is/dggcO

Pathogens have also escaped from some of China's other biolabs.
>archive.is/RgUyI

According to Nature.com, a contributor to the article about China's recently built biolab, the BSL-4 Wuhan Institute of Virology biolab, China's biolab can serve a dual purpose, doubling as a bioweapons creation program. There's also another biolab in Wuhan, operated by the Chinese CDC.

"But Ebright is not convinced of the need for more than one BSL-4 lab in mainland China. He suspects that the expansion there is a reaction to the networks in the United States and Europe, which he says are also unwarranted. He adds that governments will assume that such excess capacity is for the potential development of bioweapons.

“'These facilities are inherently dual use,' he says. The prospect of ramping up opportunities to inject monkeys with pathogens also worries, rather than excites, him: 'They can run, they can scratch, they can bite.'”
>archive.is/iKqAe

>Germany releases prisoners
Germany releases prisoners

zeit.de/gesellschaft/zeitgeschehen/2020-03/coronavirus-in-deutschen-gefaengnissen-heaftlinge-infektion/seite-2

Literally to protect them from corona aswell