Masturbation is the roadblock between you and your own Katy Perry

Just follow the three simple rules: be handsome, be attractive, and don't be unattractive.

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>bangs prime Liv Tyler while jerking it
>stuck with loose illuminati roastie while doing nofap
Time to fap

He later starred in the Hobbit and the pirate flicks.

He has been in a lot of other stuff, most notably a bunch of Pirates of the Caribbean. He is absolutely a multimillionaire

i'd rather kill myself before consorting with jews in any capacity

Well, what he said was true but she's a piece of garbage.

He had that one wife that cheated on him with Justin beiber

Kingdom of Heaven was an awesome movie about the crusade

OH WOW NOW CELEB DOES PROPAGANDA NOW IM GOING TO DO IT TO!

actually it's "not doing it"
should workon ur compreheadshun

Perry is an absolute vapid golem cunt. Says a lot of the man that wants to marry her.

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>have access to 10/10 pussy on tap
>go nofap
>suddenly, get cucked into marriage

big yikes for me. has there ever been greater proof against nofap?

>can have any woman he wants
>dates 36 years old hysterical LGBT roastie
He's a fag.

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this is the first non degenerate hollywood story in a few years. sadly I have lost all hope in believing anything from that cesspool

YOU ARE STILL DOING SOMETHING BY NOT DOING IT

PROPAGANDA RULES BRO THANKS CIA NOW I CANT TOUCH MY SHIM JAM BECAUSE ON THE FRONT LINES I CAN'T MASTURBATE

Nofap is a meme. It only works if you're gay and your boyfriend wants to feel your balls extra juicy.

Why have we come to a place where we make press releases about jerking off?

>hey user we're movie stars, we're gods to you, be like us
what a fucking simp

TKO sez otherwise
a gal alone can feel up my balls
"Chi Chi Man" best reggea song ever

Based Legolas

Man why he go low like that? I’ve never considered her very talented, she just whored herself up to make money.

Oh look, the town bike still has some air in the tyres.

They better start pumping out straight White ethnocentric babies

Orlando Coom

I can confirm not getting laid for 6 months will make you jump at the first slut you meet. Who has the pics of her with no makeup.

...

She hung out with the Obama niggers for years at the Wnite House. She fucked Michelle while Barry watched

unironically this
the whole article is counterproductive to jewish interests

I decided to try nofap last year just for the Hell of it. Apart from two wet dreams I haven't ejaculated, and there's honestly not much difference, except time saved from not looking up for porn anymore and even that habit was surprisingly easy to shake. I do not really feel confidence or energy boost of any kind. Still, probably not going to start fapping again since it really isn't hard to not fap after all.

I would rather shoot myself in the face with a shotgun than touch this disgusting used up cumrag, but the message behind the post is still valid.

>not Cara D
Shakes head.

I didn't like it. It was the usual:
>DUH CRUSADES BAD, MUSLIMS GOOD

/THREAD

FUCK CIA THREADS

>haircut, shower, light exercise
k, done.

isn't he one of those trannies anyway?

DIVORCE, SHIT TESTS, ENDLESS NAGGING
THAT'S HEALTHY. LOL.
>IT'S SO DIFFERENT.

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i always like to remind people how half of the crusades were to deal with the ottoman menace

>didn't fap for 6 months
>got desperate
>got a woman who will steal all his money
No thanks.

Without fail, it's always the same answer
Every.Single. Time.

HES VEGAN

Don't want naughty thoughts? Eat the NGO baseddiet that makes you docile. You don't crave freedom, sex, ideas, you are simply marching in tune with the other NPCs.

Also explains why he aged like french cheese

waking is a teenager thing, after that it's just sad

This is the best argument against no fap I have ever seen

I've been married for ten years.

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Lol this is so fucking retarded

orlando bloom is 43, even so he can do better than katy perry.
why doesnt he do a dicaprio and just fuck zoomers

Don't be bitter, user

My balls hurt when I don't do it over 2 days.

Based. Watch the movie Don Jon, it's precisely about this problem.

Bullshit. You should aproach women only after masturbating, so instead of thinking with your balls you would think with your head and see all the disgusting nature of the women you liked.

>he only got like 200k for all the lotr stuff

I am not 100% sure but I think he may have done one or two movies in the 20 years after LotR came out.

she is a coke fiend and orlando bloom has been fucking other women for years. katy perry is pregnant but they had split up. thank you for subscribing to tmz.