ITT: Things you would never hear a Jew say
Why they get so much hate. They only talk about all the hate they receive from everyone
I admit it.
I confess, it was us.
keep the change
A foreskin burp
No, it's ok. You keep the change.
too much niggers in germany these days
>gives a tip instead of cutting off one
Hitler did nothing wrong
I've been saving this job for my dumb cousin, but I'm going to hire you instead because you've been such a loyal, friendly Gentile.
trick question.
The Jew is willing to say anything assuming the circumstances require it for the forwarding of it's agenda.
Hey goy, did you drop this wallet?
White people deserve to live
Best answer tbqh
I actually love Yas Forums. There is something about baseless racism and hatred that makes my heart warm.
"Officer, I know there are a lot of criminals in the Jewish community, and as a good Jew, I'd like to help bring them to justice."
My dad is a postman
>baseless
Incorrect
Two goy businessmen meet on the street. One of them says, "How's business?"
The other one says, "Great!"
"No, Johnny Applegoy, you head back to base. Me and the Golani brigade will stay here and deal with these bad guys. You've done enough."
"Here sir, you dropped your wallet"
>We really shouldn’t be lying so much.
>But don’t you think white culture is great?
>Nah, let him have it I don’t need any more.
"Me and the other Jews on the board were going to give this lifetime achievement award to one of our own, but we were so impressed by your hard work and loyalty that we decided to give it to our favorite goy instead."
"judaism has been subverted by a cabal of old alchemists and the occult"
the holocaust didn't happen.
Open borders for Israel
>Things you would never hear a Jew say
Here is your interest free loan my Christian friend.
We're really not real Jews.
>>We don't suck little dicks after circumcision.
"We invented our identity to make it easier to steal from you."
"We changed your religion to make it easier to steal from you."
"We aren't waiting for God to make our dreams come true. We are our own messiah and that's the way it has always been."
Merry Christmas
"Peace is good for business."
"Gentile lives have intrinsic value."
"We always lead from the front."
"I'll get the check."
Merry Christmas
"I'll help you free of charge."
"Yes, though we've managed to put our own cronies in all the key positions, on this matter of great interest to our tribe, we're going to call for a vote."
"Dinner is on me."
"I can't, she's underaged"
Welcome, my neighbour
Israel must accept multi-culturism or it won’t survive
"No thanks. I would rather do honest work for a living."
I love White Europeans and their offspring, and I wish that their future be secured indefinitely
>t. Said no jew ever
"What's mine is mine, and what's yours is yours."
What happened to Native Americans was horrible.
"If you help us fight this enemy, we promise we won't stab you in the back as soon as the opportunity presents itself."
An oven will make your heart even warmer real quick
That loan would be interest free, good sir
Jesus is the true Messiah
"My favorite trick is gaining your trust."
"I wish you weren't so gullible."
I have to get to my business ethics class.
Work is for the goyim.
Antisemitism laws have gone to far.
>Things you would never hear a Jew say
Sorry sir you dropped your wallet.
"When I see a goy heading towards a cliff, my first thought is to warn him."
"We should help you get to the bottom of current events. Everyone has a right to know. We're in this together, fellow white."
"White is right"
You're genuinely my friend.
“Hitler didn’t send any Jews to homicidal gas chambers - but he should have; the world would be a better place if he had.”
they'll say anything. that's what makes them jews
Trips of truth.
sorry
thankyou
I work very hard
I'm an honest person
I respect g-ds laws
"No, I think I'll keep my Jewish-sounding family name. I want people to know where I stand when I'm addressing an audience that is majority Gentile. I want the conservatives that I'm addressing to know that I'm a Jew."