When will you cunts realise nothing is going to happen. If we haven't gone in to lockdown now why would we in the future. Business as usual, also AFL back as well lads
How have you anons been prepping? I just bought a bunch of food and am heading to my families farm and getting out of the city (I live in melbourne, so any reason to get away is a good one).
Jonathan Ortiz
ok glowie
Hudson Sanchez
>AFL Gay as fuck these days. Just waiting for them to ban the bump for it to be all over.
Caleb Turner
we're a few weeks away from becoming italy
Colton Cooper
got a few months of food ready to go so I should be right also I have a few things incase of raiders that try to enter my minecraft property
All the IGAs and Asian grocers ive been too have had shit user, they're also always empty it seems, and I live right near the melbourne CBD so they're a much easier and safer place to shop compared to coles or woolies right now.
Joshua Robinson
Boys I'm in the dog house. The missus didn't want to root last night, so after she went to sleep I started having a wank next to her. Anyway I got too excited, pulled her pants down, and shoved my finger up her bum.
She went and slept on the couch and after shouting at me. Well today she's still pissed off at me, and I'm mad that she doesn't want a root still. How do I fix this?
Good call user. I recommend going to aussie disposals, or any outdoors store and getting yourself a bow and arrows
Liam Torres
They're keeping the AFL going so they can keep the population distracted whilst they take away more of your rights and privacy, and push the police state further.
Justin Rivera
Boys TAB stocks are at an all time low should I chuck some dosh on that
Charles Ross
Donald Trump is a buffoon. America really could not have found a person who is more uniquely unqualified to lead them. The only saving grace so far has been the lack of real challenges he has had to face and that is over. We are seeing what his incompetence looks like on full display now.
Good idea. He can learn to shoot it in the hallway.
Austin Perry
>living on noodles for weeks Fuckin living the liveable life there in Melbourne hey.
I have noticed that the drugs have stopped flowing as strong now all the bums are going chimpo on chapel st and cops are too busy scoffing bahn mi to do anything about it
Christian Lewis
Wait for the reversal and then pick up stocks. Unless you plan to buy and hold the shares for years to come, then it that case it doesnt really matter.
Nathaniel Long
Depraved
Leo Gutierrez
I'm working in korea, should i quit and return to australia?
Andrew Wright
Thanks fren. The pigs confiscated my fancy para cord noose from bunnings. I'm devastated.
Colton Watson
put your dick in her bum retard. the finger just got her halfway there
Henry Peterson
Was at coles tonight Chinks and sudos everywhere If they become the reason I can’t eat I will eat them Honey mustard sudo fingers Sweet and sour chink Actually excited for when the lights go out
Daniel Wright
A bow and arrow, if nothing else, is good for scaring off would be raiders.
Landon Evans
Indians everywhere laughing as they find themselves completely unaffected by the shitroll shortage
Im going up to my families farm, they have sheep, deer, solar, satellite internet, a dam with fish and yabbies, bush tracks with foragable food, rabbits to trap, Im gonna eat better when Im there than I do here
Owen Roberts
Went to goto wollies at about 8:30ish, fucking shut. I was fucking ropable and was gonna go hock a huge loogie on the shutters, but then noticed a bloke walking towards me with a shopping bag, turns out Foodland was still open so went down there. Had next to fuck all though >absolutelyraging.jpg Grabbed what I needed for dinner and fucked off. Seriously next time I'm at the shops if I see any fuckwits coming out of there with hordes of shit I'm gonna punch them square in the face and tell them to fuck off
I had an x that didn't wanna root then after breakup we had heaps of sex and group sex and shit.
Fuck just realised I'm a cuck
Luis Anderson
If I asked her before fingering her bum tonight, do you think she'd be up for a root?
Brandon Gomez
Finance is how I make my living user. If you want good value for long term, pick up dividend paying stocks (banks, utilities etc) that are low now while theyre crashing and wait until they start paying a good dividend again when the price goes back up and just keep reinvesting for maximum long term gains
dead island has taught me they are good for dismembering zombies so they're obviously a good choice
Zachary Ortiz
Your own fault for being an unprepared faggot. My mother told me today she bought 18 dozen eggs because Costco made her buy a whole box. She's selling the rest to neighbors at cost as they can't get any eggs at the supermarket. When my mother is better prepped than you it is a sign you aren't going to make it user.
Ayden Barnes
Did you fluff the bull in between roots?
Jace Perez
Fool, you press your dick up against her asshole and have a wank like that while you gently press the tip against her hole It'll make her wet, then you bust all over her asshole and go to sleep
Jordan Sanders
I'm not a little bitch who thinks the apocalypses is coming. i go upto the shop every couple of days and get everything i need for the next couple of days. Fuck hording, I like my food fresh. Nothings going to happen and all you prepper faggots are schizos.
Julian Parker
Group sex? How did that work? Did u suggest it or her? I have a GF but I kinda wanna fuck other women
Ryder Cooper
Daily reminder that the SAS are zogbots
Levi Lopez
>offer hand sanitizer pumps outside supermarkets >social pressure makes them accept >pump has ca fentanyl and dmso Can be used to eliminate any office space public library or shopping centre
Wait another 4 months. It's going to get FAR FAR worse. TAB is likely to go broke anyhow.
Aiden Hill
In minecraft
Michael Gray
does anyone have any info on the impact the cashless welfare card is having on Aboriginal communities?
Brayden Stewart
The gf the bf the daily ride the gun the son the father and the holy spirit amen
Austin Moore
I think, from memory people have said it's going to negatively affect them.
Kevin Gutierrez
no I don't think anyone here would give a shit about that
Jack Hernandez
Thus speaketh the bluepilled normie. I'm not hoarding as I have a use for everything I bought, its called having a pantry. Fresh food is for hipster faggots, get some high meat into ya, ya fuckin poof. Enjoy scrounging in the woolies skips for food.
Austin Sanders
oh noooooo, they won't be able to buy meth!
Levi Wilson
Can confirm, I don't give a shit about that
Gabriel Myers
Just slowly suggested in dirty chat over text when I was horny, then I started looking for others to join in on tinder then she did the same.
Matthew Cook
>work at Coles in the Deil >store runs out of disposable gloves >usual fallback of using disposable gloves from the store shelves is not an option as all gloves are sold out >have to use bare hands to serve food now
Were also one day away from running out of paper towels and chucks.
it's not schizo to pack rice flour and oats mate stuff lasts forever and you can just eat it if it blows over which I don't think it will for a long time
William Watson
Nothing compared to the impact that abos have on aboriginal communities
>Fresh food is for hipster faggots Oh my, I bet youre a fat fuck >get some high meat into ya, ya fuckin poof. Frozen and defrosted meat tastes like shit, fresh is the only way faggot
Joshua Perez
define 'negative', as in force them to do something like get a job or at least brew their own alcohol?
Adam Jones
The reason most people don't have open relationships is because they don't work for most people. Great way to fuck up a relationship trying to root other women unless your girlfriend is into them too.
Jason Evans
the coles next door to me is out of everything basically, when they have anything its gone so quickly they close early.
Jackson Harris
Ive got plenty of staples. Like I said, I'll go up to the shops and buy enough meat, fruit and veg to get me through a couple of days, then go back to the shops and get more when thats run out. Always have fresh food that way.
Colton Ortiz
they'll probably panic buy terps and methos
Jose King
hell it gives me at least a decent chance of having sex if a girl in an open relationship likes me
Connor Torres
That sounds hygenic and not likely to spread virus around. Make sure you have a good wank on your break.
Isaac Sanders
Let your dog have a go at her to get her in the mood
Lincoln White
This is synonymous with trying to socially engineer a bail-in. If no one bought your dipping stock it'd be worth nothing.
Jacob Jenkins
The evidence has been inconclusive, anecdotal at best.
>The former mayor of a South Australian town, where the card has been trialled, said it had been life-changing.
>"It's been extremely successful, it has turned lives around," said Allan Suter.
>"We have now seen children go to school with food, having had meals at home.
>"We have also seen significant improvements in the lives of many of the people who were really suffering because their available funds were going into feeding an addiction."
>There was research conducted into the Ceduna trial, as well as other regions, but the Australian National Audit Office found issues with the data collection and said in a report in July last year it was "difficult to conclude" if there had been any reduction in social harm.
>Mr Suter said the trail was only initially supported by the council on the basis that it was "totally non-discriminatory" and they had tried other measures unsuccessfully in the past.
>"We did try the Basics Card," he said.
>"It didn't work very well and was too restrictive about where you could purchase things. We ended up withdrawing our support for the cashless Basics Card; whereas the Cashless Welfare Card is a totally different ball game."
Owen Bennett
ah okay that's fine then I am doing the same I need to have fresh fruit and veg too if this does hit hard and we get cut off from fresh produce for some reason I have multivitamins at least
Liam Anderson
i dont think it will be good for them. and it will just cause them to steal the things they cant buy
Colton White
I won't be buying until the virus starts to subside because it's gonna keep going down whilst the virus spreads screencap this
Cameron Lee
Get a job where? It's the outback you idiot
Justin Mitchell
Yeah, I reckon that theft would go up. That or they would start trying to trade cigarettes for alcohol.
Wyatt Baker
they already steal and spend all their money on drugs
can't steal drugs unless they're holding up chemists, and coons can't operate a gun
Carson Cook
Is it easier to get other other girls to join in when you have a GF? I wasn't that successful with girls when I was single, but I feel like she could do all the talking and bring back the girls
Andrew Gray
I sold most of my holdings back at the start of Feb, but yesterday I jumped back into SKI & AST because the yields were too good to pass up. I think everyone else worked it out as well since they've both been on the up the last two days.
Julian Flores
I hate women. Woman bashing should be an Olympic sport. Is that normal?
Evan Garcia
negative as in people prostituting themselves and their kids because they can't get cash out.
Cameron Jones
>cashless Basics Card; whereas the Cashless Welfare Card What's the difference?
Never done it while I was in a relationship. Good luck is all I can say, seen it ruin a mate's relationship.
Eli Morris
No, but you will be the first to break down like a bitch when things get worse. Youre already practically having a meltdown because woolies was shut. Like a bitch.
Isaac Reyes
Good night frens. I'm gonna wank to some gore t. Bust a nut guy
Nicholas Lopez
Well for some reason we're getting less stock of essentials delivered than during normal non panic buying times.
The amount of stock on the load we're getting right now would risk running out in normal conditions let alone this pandemic.
Whoever was posting about growing veg - good idea. After this blows over our dollar will be worth less when buying groceries, so having a home-grown supplement is a good idea. Could start seeding inside and then transfer the stuff outside once it's stronger.
Ayden Barnes
then I guess the cardless cash is a good idea. they can only steal so much.
Asher Richardson
>A government commissioned report released last year found the card had been effective in “reducing alcohol consumption and gambling” in Ceduna and the East Kimberley, with almost half of people who identified themselves as gamblers doing so less.
>Among drug takers, 48% self-reported using illegal drugs less often.
>But despite some positive improvements, only 17% reported feeling their lives were better as a result of the card, and 24% of parents reported their children’s lives were actually worse. >why bother trying to stop theft, thieves are just going to steal stuff anyway Are you retarded?
Nathan Miller
They wont just cut us off without any notice. If they are going to lock us down I'll have no other option than to stock a couple of weeks worth of shit. Na, I'll just bash and rob cunts like you. Simple as.
Jace Anderson
The dividend yields? The dividend yields always spike when stock prices drop, the reason is because they compare the last dividend paid to the current price of the stock to get the yield, so it artificially looks higher.
There will definitely be some opportunities for swing trading if you know what to look for, Ive already made a very good chunk of change.
Dominic Long
I'm gobsmacked at how many people don't keep at least a month of food on hand, but then I'm always gobsmacked at how many people don't have $1,000 up their sleeves and live paycheque-to-paycheque - even people on six-figure salaries. Has it always been this way?
Levi King
>on centrelink >have more than $1000 saved up lol
Tyler Sanders
god I wish I had a gf like that
Lucas Cox
Fuck you panic buyers. You're the reason I couldn't even get some puff pastry today. While all the canned tuna is still on the shelves even though that's way better for survival. Fuck you and all your fucking hoax enablers.
Joseph Scott
still got about 50 rolls baby
Nicholas Bell
Are you a nigger or do you just act like one?
Kayden Miller
>underprepared because i was punching cones and hanging out with ma niggers listening to tupac
