Thanks for saving and reposting my memes. I didn't think anyone would have the one in OP as I only put it up a couple of times when most of you guys were still banned.
Just Step onto it! A 13-year-old girl has been left injured and crying on the ground after panic buyers stormed a Coles to buy toilet paper. The girl's mother, who is currently wheelchair-bound due to a recent operation, said she went to the Coles in Baldivis, Perth, today to buy toilet paper and snacks with her daughter and nine-year-old son. "She was pushed to the ground and then stood on by adults who had no care in the world for a child on the floor. People were walking over her while she was crying on the ground just to get what they wanted," she told the newspaper. She said shoppers knocked the young teenager to the ground as they charged towards the toilet paper at the store's entrance. The mother took her to get x-rays on a swollen knee and was waiting on results. news.com.au/national/young-girl-injured-in-coles-stampede-for-toilet-paper/news-story/7e80558951618df4f399651acee9695c
Mum told me she spent a solid hour driving around yesterday, looking for a shop that still had toilet paper. Eventually she found a Silly Sollys that had some in stock. 1 Pack per customer, and there was a huge line at the register that was just people buying their single pack.
>cancelled for the year Pretty sure that's happening here too user
Jayden Morales
Don't be afraid, it dosen't change anything and only weakens your resolve and your immune system.
John Stewart
If she's an Australian citizen she can probably still return, but she'll have to do that two weeks isolation thing,
Cooper Butler
are u scared of the virus or are u scared of being a little bitch in a big bad world
Caleb Wood
There's a fuckton of brilliant engineers on that boat.
Eli Rodriguez
ban assault anal beads
Tyler Hill
is it safe to travel at easter time? My grandparents and father are old and I fear that they may pass away but I also don't want to give it to them, what do I do?
Isaac Reed
Nah they're just going online
Chase Ortiz
Thats 20 days. You'll be fine
Brandon Smith
Probably, hard to see for all the niggers in the way.
depends but this pandemic will be in full swing by april
Justin Wilson
gook bux are too important, it'll probably go online with pracs done the following year.
Blake Howard
As you should be if you die from the sniffles you won't enter Valhalla
Thomas Gray
the weak should fear the strong
Carter Barnes
she can isolate herself on my dick (no fatties)
Jaxson Rivera
I'm scared of getting sectioned. The doctor made me sign papers last night. I may receive court ordered treatment including institutionalization. How will I wank to pics of dead bodies in a mental hospital frens?
Levi Powell
Everyone is so stupid we should just ban assault corona virus so no one gets killed by it.
Landon Anderson
Praise him
Bentley Baker
people that use american memes in australia are rly cringe bro
Brayden Edwards
>How do get her back here with the new border measures? Paint her black and get her on a plane. When she arrives get her to tell immigration that she is seeking asylum from the evil homophobic patriarchy of those nazi brexiteers. She'll probs get a free house and car as well.
Jaxson Hill
I busted a nut to the death of Hannah Baxter. She was a slut so she deserved it. The daughters deserved it because they were future whores. Is that normal?
Levi Thomas
>friend in Australia has his wedding next month >Still refuses to delay the ceremony and wait a few more months >Thinks this will all blow over by April
I want to call him a fucking moron and to change the date before he is physically forced to, but I'm too nice.
The way I read that chart is that they will have about 8 patients per available bed in the best case scenario. They are also not pursuing the best case scenario.
Chase Watson
The government should have closed the borders in mid - late january and have literally said 'nobody gets in at all'. Of course we couldn't do that because it would 'hurt the economy' but look at the absolute state of the economy now and for the next year.
Xavier Smith
>are rly cringe bro speak for yourself
Christopher Stewart
He should rape and murder his fiance for the only good woman is a dead woman.
Charles Johnson
Depends, if he keeps it under 100 people he might get away with it.
Alexander Garcia
kek he probably deserves the wuflu then
Adam Cooper
you're on Yas Forums and no one but the ABC and boomers cares about american influence in the age of islamic and nonwhite subversion m8
good idea user, thank you I have been calling them. The last thing my father said before I left back home was that he was proud of me. It felt weird as I feel strange that I may not ever see him again and all this shit has happened
do you think we could be lockdown tier by then?
surely not.
Caleb Roberts
Corona virus is a blessing in disguise
Jordan Foster
John Howard
Aiden Cox
you need at least two people to get married I believe? If that's the case then don't worry, one or both of them will not be able to survive...
he also said if you're washing a car water is all good but where's the towel
Justin Smith
Ironically we haven't done it at this very moment - foreigners are still allowed in, just 14 days quarantine without enforcement.
Michael Ramirez
>do you think we could be lockdown tier by then? depends where you are and where you're going but I think they will have to start lockdowns in 2-3 weeks unless what we're doing now somehow pulls down the curve
Charles Gutierrez
im not religious but maybe its from god, disgusted at what faggots weve become
My hobby is wanking to rape victims. They were raped because they dressed like whores. They deserved it. Is that normal? t. Bust a nut guy
Angel Reyes
whenever it benefits middle-class douchebags to say so. same as when cuckservatives try to defend "Australian values" and the cunts at the ABC shriek about how X can't an Australian value because other people value it too, but then when they want virtue-signal about non-white immigrants having a hard time getting ahead they do a 180 and start claiming that "a fair go" is Australian value
Noah Jones
stage 1.0 is nearly complete stage 2 posted soon.
William Martinez
>other culture is exactly the same as ABC far left asspain queer
They will pull the curve down by limiting testing.
Carter Russell
Coles and woollies are hiring heaps of casuals at the moment to keep up with panic buying demand. They'll probably even give a job to you if you don't completely fuck up an interview.
