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>Police use drones to enforce movement restrictions in Spain's fight against the coronavirus infection
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-51897069

>Supermarkets ask shoppers to be 'considerate' and stop stockpiling
bbc.co.uk/news/business-51883440

>PrEP: Preventative HIV drug available in England from April
bbc.co.uk/news/health-51897856

>Photographer who lured models to his London flat and sexually assaulted them jailed
independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/osman-saeed-jailed-models-sexual-assault-london-latest-a9402511.html

>Virgin Atlantic boss urges Boris Johnson to sanction £7.5bn airline bailout
news.sky.com/story/virgin-atlantic-boss-urges-boris-johnson-to-sanction-7-5bn-airline-bailout-11957708

>Shopper is mugged for his toilet paper in broad daylight outside London shop as supermarkets across Britain have shelves stripped bare amid coronavirus panic
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8112481/London-shopper-mugged-toilet-paper-broad-daylight.html

>Coronavirus: Elderly to be 'shielded' as PM seeks to equip NHS
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51893736

>Youths trash children's playground before setting bins alight...and their parents could feel the repercussions
manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/youths-trash-childrens-playground-before-17941594

>Man barricaded ex-girlfriend's home with wheelie bins before setting them on fire as she slept
chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/man-barricaded-ex-girlfriends-home-17919003

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brightonandhovenews.org/2020/03/17/hove-rape-case-adjourned-over-lack-of-interpreter/
dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/dogged-scots-cop-refused-glasgow-21710322
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FUCK NIGGERS FUCK NIGGERS FUCK NIGGERS

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FOCK OFF, KAREN. YOU STUPID WHORE

>coronavirus bill
It covers everything from burials, to holding those who threaten national security for longer, to closing borders, to detaining those with mental health issues, to empowering the police to quarantine those with the virus, and much more.

gov.uk/government/publications/coronavirus-bill-what-it-will-do/what-the-coronavirus-bill-will-do

I'm cancelling Brit/pol/

Based

>mental health issues

I'm just going to ignore corona and keep going to work.

When we saw the drones in China everyone was like 'repressive regime' chinkyland.

CHAOS AND CONFUSION ALL ACROSS THE UNITED KINGDOM THIS MORNING

based and brekkiepilled

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18th march
>still pushing larpvirus

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cvg predicted this weeks ago mate

I KNOW LETS POST THINGS THAT WE ALREADY KNOWN WEEKS AGO

Nobody cares

This

this

this

desperate tripcunt

>>Police and immigration officials would be able to place people in "appropriate isolation facilities" under plans.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-51938879

Not my fault nobody cares, mate.

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lmfao

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cvg unironically predicted this

What are appropriate facilities.
Some kind of prison camps?

Cvg should be moved to, /x at this stage its all horseshit

Council houses

council (prison) houses (camps)

Who was that woman Eddie was talking to on stream last night

No one cares mate

Snaketits

No lockdown, schools open, no travel restrictions or checks on people coming into Britain.

How fucked are we lads?

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>Eddie was talking to on stream
You what? Eddie streams now?

Does anyone know anyone infected?

My dad's wife got told by 111 to go in self isolation becuase she has flu like symptoms but I think it's nothing she gets Illl all the time but they won't test

Your delusional, its just the flu bro.

The trial had been due to start yesterday (Monday 16 March) at Hove Crown Court before Judge Paul Tain.
The case against Jing “Jimmy” Jiang was listed again today before the same judge but no one was available to translate the proceedings into Mandarin for the defendant.
Jing Ming Jiang, 44, of Surrey Street, Littlehampton, is accused of raping a 20-year-old woman in Portland Road, Hove.
Jiang is also charged with attempted rape and giving ketamine to two women in Brighton and another drug to one of the women.
brightonandhovenews.org/2020/03/17/hove-rape-case-adjourned-over-lack-of-interpreter/

>Dogged Scots cop refused to let Glasgow grooming gang escape justice
dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/dogged-scots-cop-refused-glasgow-21710322

>DOGGED

I have a mild cold/flu at the moment. Sore throat, aches and pains and an intermittent, dry cough.

Hard to say if it's just a regular cold or corona. No way to know since they're not testing anyone. Still self-isolating either way.

I don't know if it was because he saying she was really fit and that she has a boyfriend. Snaketits is a braphog that he doesn't want to fuck anymore

At least uni is shut

i dont know how to cope as usual
my dog just died of virus but they wont test what virus it was. she was fine 2 weeks ago
it means we all have it right?
it hurts

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cvg predicted this

How's the herd immunity going bongs?

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He's been streaming since Christmas he mainly streams video games and drunken army stories.

We're now being told the government plan is to limit the number of deaths to 20000 people.

i don’t remember much if last night

No one cares about your shit you aids riddled faggot

Flu party at prison center parks! Begs me first go on the water slide.

ok

I had exactly the same and assume it was cv.
Felt spacey too like I'd smoked a strong joint.

>Since Christmas
Makes sense been gone since way before then
Can't believe he is streaming, he's gone off the deep end lmfao. What does he stream on?

Anyone from Leeds here? I need someone with a Leeds accent to record a message on vocaroo saying a guy called Chuck is a pussy and you will beat the shit out of him in a fight.

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can’t even trip properly ffs

Butlins death camp?

less than a hundred posts left here finish it lads

WASH

thats so horrible my dog died
what is wrong with you

just had to nip out for an hour and i'm pretty sure I've got the virus now so how do i claim me Borisbux lads?

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He's in doggy heaven now

they probably took the numbers from cvg, theyve been spot on for weeks

looks delicious.
whats the black stuff bottom left?

Do you show your face on stream Eddie? Last I heard of you, you were locked up in a loony bin for trying to top yourself.

nobody cares about your faggot dog

Gone over the rainbow bridge, f doggo

nobody cares about your fucking cringy army stories either you fucking mess

yeah, cam and everything. apparently i called someone last night? don’t remember lol

Based BoJo
>Boris Johnson ‘joked’ ventilator appeal could be called ‘operation last gasp’
thelondoneconomic.com/politics/boris-johnson-joked-ventilator-appeal-could-be-called-operation-last-gasp/17/03/?

and yet i’m a twitch sensation and you’re a creepy tranny who gets bullied by anonymongs

He looks like benny Hill with a beret but noncier

What do you stream on?

His mum.

I do

We call them blood discs in the UK. They are made from blood, fat, oats and herbs.

twitch? i don’t do it sober tho... it’s just something i do drunk to feel less alone lol

Why is pube pretending to be me again?

don’t even have my mums number lol

I do

Sorry to hear that, user. Always remember the good times you gave them.

>Coronavirus: Elderly to be 'liquidated' as PM seeks to alleviate NHS
fucking based bojo

Pakistani grooming gang
>Covered up
Latvian grooming gang
>Dogged Scots cop refused to let Glasgow grooming gang escape justice

What's your username? And when you next streaming?

your twitch is the most embarrassing thing ive ever seen in my life
you should have seen you lastnight to that girl
"watch me play ets2, where should we drive to?"
"let me tell you about the good the bad and the ugly for 3 hours"
"i just wanna kill cunts"
"hurrrr im a soldier"

yet to us the other day you're all "the forces life wasnt for me. i saw my friends die :("
classically drinking yourself to death

you're a fucking cartoon

thanks a lot

'ere. Chook, yer puss-air. I'm t' bray on wall, lad.

I'm leaning towards it just being a cold but I'm hoping it's covid.
Would be nice to get it out the way so I can enjoy the chaos.

it’s not a planned thing, i just do it when i’m pissed
And it’s making you seethe you fat tranny lmfao