At what stage is your area/state?
A. 'Oh, just do some handwashing with soap'
B. Work from home if possible
C. Large gatherings cancelled, but shops and restaurants and schools/unis still open
D. Non-essential shops closed, schools/unis closed, but no personal lockdowns
E. Soft quarantine, i.e. people told not to socialize
F. Hard quarantine, i.e. you need a license or good reason to go outside and are limited in your movements in some way
We are at E here in Germany but may go to F soon.
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F here in the bay area. Local kids got rumbled by the cops for playing basketball, my job interviews are all over the phone, my college has moved to online only for the rest of the semester. Might go sit down at a restaurant see if they yell at me.
2/10
While Ireland is implementing quarantines and cancelling events Northern Ireland which is UK is not doing absolutely anything. So this shit is pants on head retarded.
Also my company is pretty much dead and I'm a few weeks from not having a job any more.
It's nice that there's barely anyone outside. It's shit that the weather is always shit anyway.
F here in France, and I wouldn't be surprised if we go to G (military checking every vehicle and blockading cities) soon.
>While Ireland is implementing quarantines and cancelling events Northern Ireland which is UK is not doing absolutely anything. So this shit is pants on head retarded.
You should close the border.
D here in Kansas, K-12 just got cancelled for the rest of the semester and colleges are kicking students out of the dorms
I'm still pissed that they cancelled all the sports tournaments though, KU was robbed of a NCAA Tournament at their highest power level since 2008
To be honest you guys have the right approach, but I don't think our health system could handle it as we are already full of sick people waiting 3+ years for treatments.
E extremely close to an F. a lot has been shut down and they're gonna bring the troops in soon probably
We are at D.
Schools, restaurants, sportclubs etc are closed until at least April.
i don't care what kinda corona lockdown it is over here because i live paycheck-to-paycheck in a grey salary kinda environment and would literally starve to death if i didn't work for 2 weeks
[spoiler]it's between C and D right now though[/spoiler]
F since some days now. People are following it quite well. The situation will feel "normal" soon tho and people will lose discipline I guess
Montgomery County, PA. Cars parked everywhere, only police driving around and there’s checkpoints. Ngl I think Pennsylvania is under Martial Law, atleast my part. I have family in Philadelphia who tell me the streets are empty despite people having no work/school
C here in NZ, likely go to E by the beginning of next week
>went to get midnight burger+shamrock shake
>only mcdicks open within a mile of me had no drivethru and had closed their interior because virus
Truly it was terrible. Also I've stopped going to the campus pool to avoid infected chinks that also go there and the campus itself has shut down on-campus classes for the next two weeks. Also the local stores don't seem to have food stocked.
Went to D today.
Go to northern ireland and get treated lol
D in Chicago. But no one is listening to it. Its gonna get HOT
Texas here. Metro areas in the 35 10 45 triangle seem to be at D. El paso seems to be at D. Cities with over 100k pop outsode of the mentioned areas seem to be at C and the rest of the state seems to be at B. We're all over the place and it's a patchwork across the state.
C but will most likely go up to D as people are already being told to socialise
I am treating the whole thing as a nothing burger though.
Greenville, SC. Grocery stores are emptying. Coofers running gas stations with gloves but no fucking mask. Overheard old people talking about it in public. People wearing masks. Door dash and a bunch of other shit has sent me emails about no contact orders. Lots of places closing. I'm working from home.
So you know, pretty normal routine.
>MACARONI SEEN WAVING WHITE FLAG AT THE VIRUS
>AFTER THIS PROVED INEFFECTIVE HE DECLARES TOTAL WAR
>ALL THE BROWN CHILDREN ARE NOW ARMED WITH HAND SANITIZER, TREMBLING IN THE TRENCHES
>MACARONI LAST SEEN BOARDING A PRIVATE JET TO NEW ZEALAND
E in Leafland
But gazole is only 1.11€/L user.
F
and I might also have carona
Seeing how your country is full of retards who took the warning to mean "go socialize as much as possible" you snail eating faguettes deserve G.
vancouver - not that many people outside. liquor store is still open and saw some jap tourists in there not wearing face masks. shops still have food. no shortage for anything other than canned goods in some places and toilet paper.
>Still eating food prepared by wagies
you're going to catch this.
Kansas
Somewhere between C and D
Mainly restauraunts and schools closed
Im bitchy because a gun show got canceled that i was gonna go to
E until at least April 1
Hawaii is at D now, wife is home with paid leave but I’m at work (firefighter). We’ve had several other stations respond to likely COVID patients, the whole San Jose and Seattle department exposures are on our minds and we’re just waiting to see who pops positive here first.
D quickly on our way to E
A here basically, some companies are at B.
I haven't been able to find any damn eggs but did get milk and bread so I'll live
Sacramento, CA is E
>Italian
>Living in Brescia, the second most infected city in the entire country
Same here. It's a strange feeling
Based 4am user
Oh snap another El Paso bro?
It seems eerie with the streets being quieter than usual. feels more in between c and d
E
This is fucked and totally unnecessary. This whole thing is a scam.
Shamrock shake only comes once a year and the last time I sampled all their green delicacies was 2017.
>Buying perishables
The US is about to go full F. They're literally begging for it, Left and Right alike. Idiots. Absolute idiots. Dumb, panicky animals.
It's a scam, but not unnecessary. They want to know how people will react to martial law.
F
We're at A, leaning towards B, slight change in working hours in public businesses, but the people here don't seem to give a fuck, no panic at all really, people work and function normally.
I have half a year's worth of non-perishables, but if I can avoid eating them and have something freah I will
D with E recommended in Ontario
On D/E. Will be heading to F soon. Should have done what the bongs did.
AK E till then
D
most importantly - Coffeshops
I really should have stocked up before they went on lockdown
D. Las Vegas
>We are at E here in Germany but may go to F soon.
This
college ball sucks
rip nba
D in Iowa
Louisiana. Currently at soft quarantine. Our democrat governor has done an excellent job with preventative measures. I'm very glad the republicuck didn't win last year, they tend to ignore the problem to protect the economy. Democrats protect people before the economy. Kinda a shame though, so far its mostly old niggers in New Orleans that are dying.
Based on the increase in past 24 hours, I expect hard quarantine by the end of the week. Unfortunate because I work in a hospital lab lol
>Macron parrots chinese line
Figures
REminder that well be in quarantine for at least 18 months or at least 20% of our population will be wiped out
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D and a lil bit of E. Trains are empty. Uni buildings are open but no class, researchers work at home. I had to pick up some physical documents at UvA (university of Amsterdam) today and it was more deserted than late night when the building closes lol.
Denmark here anything not vitale to state function like groceries pharmacists have been forcibly shut down and and public gatherings above 10 people forbidden with fines
>Two more weeks, it's a coming
c in Austin tx
bars are closed in Dallas, Houston and here. won't hurt those cities that much, but Austin is gonna be rough for a while. Restaurants can only do take out and delivery.
norcal, we are at level F
everyone told by mayor not to go out unless you have to, but there is no threat of law if you do. but everything is shut down anyway, governor closed all the bars and restaurants.
At E here, hopefully won't go further.
D
whats up sac bro how you holding up? did you get your toilet paper in time before the panic? i just heard someone shooting off 8 rounds in quick succession a couple hours ago, maybe they were testing out a new piece. im starting to get nervous about looters
IT'S HERE
I hate macron so much but I will tell you the way he handled the crisis and not just this one but also the yellow vests is surprising. If I'd have to make a comparison between him and holland or sarkozy i would say macron has shown a much more mature way of handling things.
>F. Hard quarantine, i.e. you need a license or good reason to go outside and are limited in your movements in some way
Will prob upgrade to G if niggers are chimping out
In Spain for “vacation” and we’re at F. Get me out of here!
I don't know, I haven't been outside for 10 days so niggers could be shitting in the streets and looting for all I care
>be me
>need some milk
>drive to store
>see multiple families riding bikes on my way
>a dozen or so people jogging.
>get to store
>not really busy, but some shelves are lacking
>chat with Sarah-plain-and-cash-register about how it seems like things are finally returning to normal besides lack of employees.
>have several sexual fantasies about the most average girl on earth.
>leave
>instantly regret not asking her out
>have several more sexual fantasies about the most average girl on earth.
>still can’t stop thinking about her.
I bet she would make a great mom and is already immune to the virus.
I’m trying to think up an excuse to go back to the store without seeming like a prepfag.
In principle a C/D but in practice a B/A. We don't have many cases because I'm in a rural area and it's easy to avoid people thank fuck. Went to spoons yesterday and hope to continue to do so.
Go for it, you could swap lung butter on your deathbeds
Degenerate junk, find a rope.
Kinda "E" in NJ. The governor is considering bringing out NJ's national guard to enforce the quarantine
Is paying rent and utilities suspended for a few months in France too?
oh shit where u at user? are you allowed to go outside at all?
t.BFM viewer
just go back for popcorn
A stage that slowly turns in B
D Everythings shut down and Boomers cleaned out all the stores. The panic started when hockey got cancelled
I’m almost positive you weren’t trying to give me an erection.
A mixture of B,C and D
C I heard. I don't know really. I heard soon schools will be closed. But it's fucking Russia. Kids are going to walk around the city. Adults will be working.
Stage D. Las Vegas. UNLV here. Campus is shut down, so are most (but not all) of the casinos. Unfortunately I'm not a student so I still have to go to work though. Stores are pretty light but not barren; meats, canned goods, and staples are totally gone, but processed foods (e.g. breakfast cereals and snack foods) still seem relatively common.
TEXAS D’ed
>Is paying rent and utilities suspended for a few months in France too?
Not that I'm aware off. You're still paying gas, electricity and water
BFM = la voix d'israel
They are open for takeaway only since yesterday idiot
She already has mombutt, but has a face like I might go to jail. I can’t ask her out for drinks because bars are closed.
Fuck corona, it is making it entirely all too hard to not be an obvious rapist.
East Bay burbs.
Waved to a Humvee 45 min ago.
Surreal doesn't begin to describe it.
Northwest Indiana/Chicagoland is between D and E
Think Aus will mostly be fine, but expect cases to reach 10k soon enough, there would be so many people walking around Sydney who don’t even know they’re infected
My work has told us we can work from home, but at the same time said think carefully about it if will impact your ability work efficiently, scumbags
Oh, forgot to mention that many stores have police guarding the outside. Inside everything seemed calm so I guess it's preparation.
What? What has been involuntarily closed in texas?
I haven’t seen anything closed, and I imagine anything that is is by the owner’s choice.
Only thing is that even comes before 'D' or maybe 'C'.
They have been telling us not to socialize for ages now. Just that it practically doesn't change much.
Well if 60-70% of Earth's population is projected to catch it, you may as well get your dingus wet before drowning in your own fluids
A
Rural town. Fuck all goes on here anyway. Comfy.
C, but I expect the UK will move to D soon
Our country has been painfully slow in reacting, but schools and universities are already beginning to close even without the govt's mandate.
I work for a charity that oversees over 400 hsitorical sites in Britain, and we've closed to all visitors as of tomorrow until May.
>tfw trying to figure out when to go for normal grocery shopping
I went yesterday morning and the boomers cleared out 90% of store contents. Normally I go first thing in the morning when the store opens so there's hardly anyone there but there were two dozen people.
E
or no, fuck it's D
>Not that I'm aware off. You're still paying gas, electricity and water
Sorry I worded it wrong. I meant that are they temporarily stopping the utility companies from suspending your services if you can't pay and evictions if you can't pay your rent.
Nationally in the US most of the major ISPs and cell phone providers agreed to stop disconnecting service for non-payment and provide unlimited data for a two months. In NJ the power company agreed to stop disconnecting power for non-payment too
Yep she’ll be right
Til we’re fucked
Go back and whip your hairy genitalia out, puff your chest out and strut back and forward in front of her.
In these primal times, women cannot twist a primal man courting his mate in the most primal way.
Your genitalia must be hairy. A primal woman will not understand a bald or manicured genitals.
Ask her for an immunology workout.
E here in kansas city
nevada here we just hit D tonight
im honestly surprised that we werent the first to shut it all down considering how stupid boomer fucks cant resist the lure of spending their pension at the casinos and coofing everywhere. but i dont see it going to E or F since there isnt anything worth doing out here besides gambling