/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2227

AutoViral asphyxiation is the new thing.
Choke me with my own fluids CoronaChan!

That's not a good idea, user.

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>Millions of babies about to have Christmas birthdays

We've been telling you that since people started shitting all over us for being "dumb" and "unhygienic". There is no chance that a city like NYC isn't in more danger than a sparsely populated country like Italy. Hence Lombardy, the region that generates 80% of Italy's GDP and has extremely high foreign traffic, is being overwhelmed while most of the country has it inder control.

There's already a thread dipshit

Fuck you, his body his right.

Italy just announced an additional 4,000 deaths.

Not even peaked yet. We will beat worst Korea in no time
japantimes.co.jp/news/2020/03/18/national/science-health/japan-coronavirus-peak-infections/

I live in Brooklyn and the biggest Chasidic Jewish communities just confirmed over 300+ cases of Coronavirus. Up until today, Jews have been congregated in 100+ crowds. There is no chance NYC survives this without chaos.

that pic is gay dude lol

>Dead: 7,992
lol, still only 7,992.
How many days has it been stuck at 7,992? Four days? Five days?

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i think i actually had corona and didnt develope any real symptoms. i had like blue fingers for a few hours that went back to normal and i developed a blister on my thumb afterwards its still not healed up

so what the gary bot just reposts the current death count as the same for the past 5 days with the same copy pasta?

i dont understand

>8000
IM COOOOFIN

GARYYYYY

>► Detected: 200,003 ► Died: 7,979

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Where were you when Trump got undeniably exposed as the incompetent fool he is?

GET IN THE TUB

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please update Flipland

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idk Satan he's giving trumpbux and sealing the borders faster than other countries

we are going down, save yourselves

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Patent EP1694829B1
patents.google.com/patent/EP1694829B1/fr

Happy reading

>that image
Yas Forums can see a lactation fetish in literally anything

momy

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Well user. Are you chicken shit?

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At 300K, she starts growing a dong.

So US grew 2000 cases yesterday. How much longer until we're quarantined lads?

Fuck the jews who keep making us go to work and risking ourselves.

Atta girl

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>Are you chicken shit?
Yes. But besides that I am only allowed to spend blood on the 31st again.

Don't expect too much from them, if you want to have a reliable and real-time updates on our numbers just go to CNN Philippines or their Twitter, they update much faster and also include vital data about the cases

Gay

>14 deaths already
Philippines will not survive

PLEASE IGNORE THIS POST.
PIC RELATED IS LATEST.
DAMMIT CORONA-CHAN, YOU WORK TOO FAST

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>Detected: 200,003
Corona sama is having a party! Say something nice to her!

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Hell yes

trust the fungus

Is this the spike they kept saying about??? Also checked.

Could you draw an earlier one? She always talks about 20k. Maybe that one?

Pic related is from an Aldi here in Germany. People are losing their shit.

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Something nice to her!

its just the flu bro

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What is wrong with you westerners

Thats not going to do anything

macleans.ca/opinion/when-will-china-be-held-accountable-for-coronavirus/amp/

>China’s primary motivation throughout has been to avoid any responsibility or accountability by deflecting blame and suppressing criticism since day one. So effective has the Chinese campaign been that even foreign governments (including here in Canada) have remained largely silent about China’s role. The instinct of any totalitarian state like China is to cover up anything that might require them to take responsibility.

During the initial coronavirus outbreak, authorities in Wuhan stated that there was “no clear evidence of human-to-human transmission.” Yet, as first noted in a January study in The Lancet, more than a third of patients had no connections to the Wuhan food market, and people started to become ill weeks before the government would admit.

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Top Lel

Never trust scientists. Always trust the most pessimistic scenario.

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I’m still laughing at this thing. It’s literally nothing but a bad cold that bumps off some old people.

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why cant chinks just grow more fucking rice instead of eating rare exotic animals

>get blood for surgery
>die because they aren't screening donors for corona poz
>die of a worse fate than the one you were trying to prevent with surgery
A-anons, they are screening the blood right? Right?!

This shit didn't age well.

How bad is Italian healthcare? It’s in the richest country and still ripping and tearing

youtube.com/watch?v=Rd3Og0lhnLU

Philippines military working hard to stop the infected from leaving Manila

DENMARK WENT OVER 1000 CASES
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doubt.jpg

Are we next?

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Y-y-you are laughing and people are dying!!!

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It's an airborne virus capable of ADE. It's going to fuck you up too.

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The name leaked of the first death in Chicago and this is worrisome

She was:
-61 Years old
-Non-Smoker
-No Existing Conditions
-Was Completely Healthy

Also this pretty much ends the rumor that it's immune to black people, it's fucking not.

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I don't understand how everybody makes a single roll of toilet paper last so long. I poop at least four times a day, and I need a roll of toilet paper every time. First, I take a bunch of TP to layer the toilet seat so my butt doesn't get cold. Secondly, I place a wad of TP into the toilet bowl so that the water doesn't splash up. Thirdly, I can't poop all at once, so I go through multiple stages of pooping out a little nugget, and wiping everytime I do so. Once I'm empty, I take the rest of the TP left on the roll and cover up my poop, so that I can ensure that everything flushes properly. I can't be the only one who does this, right?

why is it always memeflags splitting threads?
really makes me think

How fucked is China going to be economically after all of this?
Why would anyone want to conduct business in a country that completely disregards the health and safety of not only its own citizens but the rest of the world?

this

shitskins aren't people
still no white deaths

>that
>completely healthy

brah she's fucking fat

thank you based Poland
>cough

nice

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Technically it will. If you get a face full of splash your infection will be far more severe far more quickly than, say, touching a contaminated door handle or button. Takes longer for virus to go from 1 to 1 million than from 500,000. Anything helps

Weight norms are different in america... The obese are fat, and the fat are healthy.

hopefully this shit lasts long enough to cripple China and other countries realise having so much of their manufacturing done in China is not the one.

Be good to see manufacturing jobs return to Europe after this is all over.

So we still have the rumor that the S strain will give immunity.

Only idiots thought it "whatever is happening in Italy won't happen here". Author's note: my father is an idiot.

>they just keep growing
>tits didn't grow since 100 thousand
>but now the hips grew

They are going by american standards, if your not over 400 pounds your in robust health in burger land

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We literally all are

Only a complete lockdown where most people can't interact with one another, will bring the R0 below 1, and then it needs to be maintained for ~2-3 months or more and borders need to be closed until vaccine day.

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Wake me up when we reach 1M infected and 20k+ deaths

This virus might be an actual end to globalism for a time.

Who here /infected/?
I got my first symptoms yesterday

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Ahh come the fuck on, we have all the food and oil in the world, what do we even need to import if it happens

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