/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2227

sing her praises and hope that you don't get a severe case of it

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Why do you think China sent its team to Italy?
To estimate how much proof there is that this whole situation was caused by China.

China should be forced to pay reparations to world just like any other country that started war and lost.

its a good thing china and different countries are bottoming out. why do you guys think it will be worse in america than in china 330 million vs 1.3billion?

>Dead: 7,992
lol, still only 7,992.
How many days has it been stuck at 7,992? Four days? Five days?

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just cross your fingers and hope for 2 billion dead soon

why do they do this?
scmp.com/news/hong-kong/health-environment/article/3075652/hong-kong-government-extends-new-travel

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Your mother likes 3 nigger dicks simultaneously.

Ok, can we stop now.
Enough of happenings for this year.
Thanks Corona-chan

Yas Forums is always right, but this may be the most right Yas Forums has ever been. I'm so glad I listened to you autists and started prepping "as a fun meme haha I probably won't actually need this stuff" back in January. Also I told all my normie friends to prep 6 million times and of course they still didn't, so now I get to be smug about that in my comfy self-isolation.

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Today we gonna get 200.000 AND germany will kick 10.000

I don't understand how everybody makes a single roll of toilet paper last so long. I poop at least four times a day, and I need a roll of toilet paper every time. First, I take a bunch of TP to layer the toilet seat so my butt doesn't get cold. Secondly, I place a wad of TP into the toilet bowl so that the water doesn't splash up. Thirdly, I can't poop all at once, so I go through multiple stages of pooping out a little nugget, and wiping everytime I do so. Once I'm empty, I take the rest of the TP left on the roll and cover up my poop, so that I can ensure that everything flushes properly. I can't be the only one who does this, right?

China is in full military lockdown and censoring everything. They could be telling the truth or lying outright.

In spb we don't even close our university, and some teachers refuse to stop classes in auditorium

Croatia is now at 81 case. Also we will be shutting down most of stores/bars/hotels and such

Well that's it
I'm dead

I went out at 5 am just to get some quick extra essentials for my bunker in New York

Fucking just as I got my stuff indian man literally coughs up a lung and than hands me my change

ALL I NEEDED WAS SOME ORANGE JUICE AND MILK

GOD DAMMIT

POOS FUCKED ME AGAIN

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You're about to hear a lot about a new term: The Great Decoupling. Washington Post, Times Magazine, Vox, Buzzfeed, New York Times.

Remember these two words: Great Decoupling.

youtube.com/watch?v=5W9vjsFQUUU

China's economy is done for. It's Ogre. The entire world hates China now. They need to pay the price. They need to pay reparation to the entire world for what they have done. We will never forget.

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The NHS does not propose to test people who are self isolating
UK infection figures will be massively underreported

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Don't worry, user. He was probably coughing so you would run away and leave your change.

China is peaceful and free wonderful

>248756775
>At least 50 patients who were under treatment or in isolation for the coronavirus have fled Herat's regional hospital, health officials said
starts to look like zombie apocalypse in Afghanistan

ZEIHAN FUTURE ENGAGED

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Outbreaks of deadly disease are always a happening. Emphasis on the word "deadly"
Many times deadly diseases that end up being "nothingburgers" are because drastic action was taken.
This leaves people believing that SARS was never going to be a happening.

Truth is, SARS had plenty of potential to be the biggest happening of our lifetime, but the correct response mitigated the issue. This left people believing that it was a nothingburger all along. The truth is very different for someone who can think for themselves.

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My county is in quarantine and i still have to go to work wtf bros

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What a beautiful happa baby she will have

>FIRST YOUNG DEATH (17 years olds) IN S. KOREA. NO PREVIOUS HEALTH PROBLEMS
>FIRST YOUNG DEATH (17 years olds) IN S. KOREA. NO PREVIOUS HEALTH PROBLEMS
>FIRST YOUNG DEATH (17 years olds) IN S. KOREA. NO PREVIOUS HEALTH PROBLEMS
>FIRST YOUNG DEATH (17 years olds) IN S. KOREA. NO PREVIOUS HEALTH PROBLEMS

translate.google.com.ar/translate?hl=es-419&tab=wT1&sl=ko&tl=en&u=https://www.nocutnews.co.kr/news/5311057

nocutnews.co.kr/news/5311057

>12 people died in Indonesia in a day
FUG :DDD
That's the worst in Southeast Asia so far

I'm at work too bro but this is the last day I'm coming in. Coomfy time tomorrow for 3 months and a mortgage holiday, assuming I don't already have it and wind up dead!

EXPLAIN HOW IT GETS ANY WORSE FROM HERE?
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I keep asking this and no one can answer, just pure cope. It's been fun lads, but we're at peak hysteria, eat your pasta and get on with life.

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>your job isn't there when you go back
>your rent is 3 months overdue
>feral nigger packs start to bleed out from london looking for 'hard creps'

>there is a lot of COVID in westminster
twitter.com/neil_ferguson/status/1240171876695117824

smell her feet

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That's a guy isn't it?

cases keep rising hospitals arent broken yet

SARS was easily contained in that it was infectious the most when people were very ill, whereas Gorona is infectious early on in the disease, so it spreads far more in the community.

SARS is a bit more lethal, but Gorona is far more infectious, so it's far more deadly.

>+100k infected in the last 12 days
I mean it was obvious but China is lying

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200,000 INFECTED!
>200,000 INFECTED!
200,000 INFECTED!
>200,000 INFECTED!
200,000 INFECTED!
>200,000 INFECTED!
200,000 INFECTED!
>200,000 INFECTED!
200,000 INFECTED!
>200,000 INFECTED!
200,000 INFECTED!
>200,000 INFECTED!

Is this really dangerous for young people?
I feel like my future is being completely destroyed just to save a few old-fart lives.

>tfw I'm stuck with a little faggot who's coofing and sniffling all the time for 2 more days.
I'm fucking dead. Fuck.
If I get fucked, I might actually beat him to death.

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You sound like the climate change child shills.

Thank you glownigger, very cool!

these are late twenties lungs after corona chan patient wasn"t a smoker

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That's beside the point though.
Sure, it's much easier to actually act smart if people are visibly ill.
A fire doesn't do much if it does not hit the first tree.
Just because the fire was put out, doesn't mean that there was no real danger.

SARs deaths in China were 6%

Outside of China 10-20%

They always lie. They even claim the flu only kills sub 200 people a year there.

The real problem with this pandemic is the WHO lying or just giving horrible advice.

"Don't restrict travel or movement"

Bullshit

All right, how many of you faggots actually walk with this big ass respirator outside your house? Had to use this because me and another member of my church had to donate alcohol and sanitizers to a hospital that is known to house quarantined and infected of the coronavirus. I got funny looks and laughs from people around me. This was the only time I ever took this thing outside. Wanted to scare normies and cause panic but it seems I only got amused reactions out of it.

What gives Yas Forums? I thought you people said normies are easily scared?

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So how many days until 300k?
4? 5?

Hi

Don't draw preggo art of a fucking virus, you degenerate faggots

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Testing rates have skyrocketed. Infection numbers do not mean that much, because the testing rate in most of the world is either a) too slow, or b) nonexistent. Also, China's outbreak was mostly confined to Wuhan, yes? It would make sense that their numbers are lower than the rest of the world combined's, because Wuhan is comparatively not that big.

Y ahora han empezado a decirnos ‘preparados por unos seis meses hasta un año...o más’

Establecen algo como aceptable, luego lo aumentan aun con reacciones de incredulidad...hasta que se vuelva aceptable, et cetera.

Tú conoces alguien con el virus o no? Empiezo a pensar que después de dos meses de esta mierda los jóvenes por todas partes empezarán a rebelarse como durante las restricciones de guerras del pasado.

good, good
let this homo world burn

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I need a meme of Corona-chan that as a spirit look as she starts to slowly enter earth-chans mouth. Please have her saying something about breathing deep and make it somewhat erotic. Thanks guys!! Autistic fag here who can't draw

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Milestone achieved!
On the way to the million!

When is it going to stop? We are doomed!

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Why would the WHO recommend this? What does Ibu do to someone with Corona? Never heard of this until now.

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Aw that's cute. I'm really looking forward to new generations of daughters from Corona Chan.

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Honestly Afghanistan is one of those nigger-tier countries which somehow has a TFR of like 5 per woman despite being in a state of war for 30 years. We don't need pashtun boyfuckers doubling their population every 30 years, just let those degenerate mountain niggers fucking die.

Day 1 for PA bros with no liquor sales. How you doing? Hope you stocked up.

Are they gonna close strip clubs? One by here is still open lmao

rest in pepperonis dude

Ever heard of a nervous laugh? By the way with these things either you’re ‘too paranoid’ or Too Late. Choose one, there is no middle ground. But only time will tell how bad it really is

>China's outbreak was mostly confined to Wuhan, yes?
No u fucking retard. Otherwise we wouldn't be having a PANDEMIC

The WHO always sucks China's cock. They were giving bullshit advice and downplaying it when the coronavirus hasn't spread outside China. Now that the virus has spread outside China, and that it could actually infect the people running WHO and kill them, only then did they start giving advice that actually made some sense. While sucking China's cock at the same time of course.

>23 cases in a single day
well Fuck, 100 cases now. time to hoard some TP before it's too late.

corona-chan will rape Africa in all orifices

Glowie glowie. They really need to hire better prospects.

No. I am concerned about the consequences of shutting down a country like it is happening in Spain. We will not economically survive this. This will be much worse than the 2008 crisis.
We might reach levels of poverty that people can not even imagine anymore.
Do you want to have barely enough money to eat? Latin-America-tier levels of crime? Your sister/daughter becoming a prostitute just to survive? We all live such comfortable lives that we belive this is not possible here. It is.
No conozco a nadie con el virus. Yo llevo unos días con un resfriado un poco atípico, y conozco a alguna otra persona que también.
Pero nos encontramos bien. Nada grave.

Still only six gorillion snake oil cures for coronavirus? Yawn, fuck off. Your faggy little pseudo-science remedies won't put an end to this pandemic.

Are Italians still counting the dead?
Or the numbers are too dire to release?

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let the middle-school memes commence

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Ibu works for normal fevers but aggravated this one. Have acetaminophen on you instead, it’s like putting an ice pack on a hefty burn but it beats nothing at all, burgerclap

This information is in the pastebin link at the top of the thread. Google it. There appears to be some truth.

>Yo llevo unos días con un resfriado un poco atípico, y conozco a alguna otra persona que también.
RIP

PS: sí nos encierran más de 3 meses (en España) el país se convierte en Nigeria por al menos 10 años.

Chinks need to pay for their crimes

at current speed without it slowing 3 to 4 days ... yesterdays increase was nearly 20k

>The real problem with this pandemic is the WHO lying or just giving horrible advice.
:^)

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now this is ART

Doesn't really answer my question. I know many of you LARP on here being preppers but how many of you actually use one in real life outside your house? I had the excuse to wear it so I took it outside because it was literally a place where they house quarantined and infected.

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At least Singapore can handle their own.

Rare flag!

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are mortgages a common thing in Spain?

>anti-inflamatory drugs could worsen effects of the virus
>people get a "flu" and try the classic cure of stay home and take some pills
>die
epic
it's like this shit was made on purpose

GARY
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I wore pic related on the subway two weeks ago, before half the population were even aware there might be a happening. Felt good not giving a fuck. No one said shit, I think because occasionally severe asthma sufferes wear them anyway, where to air quality is so poor down there.

I still haven't had the balls to wear it to the local supermarket though. I've just been going an hour before closing instead, when it's quieter. Haven't been shopping for almost a week now.

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They didn’t even test him, boludo

Igor how do you speak Mexican?

> HAPPENING !!!!
HAPPENING !!!!
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+1 Death in Portugal

Ex-President of the Bank (in portuguese section) Of Santander

>mfw watching white genocide in real time

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I lived in Latin America for a couple of years

>14 day period where it develops

>people think they are fine

>get more infected

>now they get sick

You shouldn't really bother going shopping, there's nothing left.

I have chronic bronchitis, I think I would have already noticed if it was dangerous
yes, quite common
less since the 2008 crisis, but still

Huh, I noticed something going on with my tongue. Like a light odd metallic taste I notice occasionally. Things started not tasting right, now I hardly taste. Sense of smell dulled, but not gone. That started around the time I was getting these tingles on the back of my scalp that would run down my neck and back of my arms. Also started barely sleeping, waking up highly agitated, chalked it up to nerves. But a few of those odd attacks felt like electricity running down my arms and legs, with an odd disoriented sense. That when I started wondering if it was all CNS related. Cognitive changes and odd shifts in my thinking.

Just tonight I seem to be getting a break from it all. Didn't sleep all weekend because of breathing issues, mild fever Sunday seems to be gone now. Still trouble with sleep. My work shut down so no serious worries there. Can sleep all day.

Yup, lots of mortgagecucks with huge 40-year mortgages went on suicide watch when 2008 hit, same thing is about to happen now

Not only white.

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around jews
never relax

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>need milk
>store opens in 2.5 hours
>sleepy and wanna go to bed instead
bros... I need the milk...

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Neighbours have told me it's not too bad out here in the suburbs. Only toilet roll, cleaning stuff, pasta, and canned shit is selling out.

Quarantine will hit all those people like a truck unless governments do something about it

>yfw

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Esperou a vossa sobrevivência colectiva, que belíssima língua a tua João

>85% asymptomatics, in the red zone of codogno, where ALL the inhabitants have been tested while under lockdown

meme virus, it's less than the flu

I haven't left my house since last thursday. I probably won't leave until im out of food. Thats when i'll be rocking the mask.

Plus most supermarkets are rationing sales now.

>Philippines
>202 cases
>17 deaths
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You don't know where I've been, Lou.

>painkillers make it worse

totally not engineered as a bioweapon, guys!

you niggers have internet there?
wow, just wow

Eh, he hasn't died yet. Not concerned.

*coof*

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this is shady as hell

Maybe the virus evolved into the transmissive kind?

death cultist spotted
kill him coronachan

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Yes, but it does not end there. Many companies are also indebted, and small business (the "sustain" of the country") live by the day. They can not afford suspending activity for a month. They will close.

YOLO!

Coronavirus doctor says lung scans for young patients were ‘nothing short of terrifying’

nypost.com/2020/03/17/coronavirus-doctor-says-lung-scans-for-young-patients-were-nothing-short-of-terrifying/

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We'll live for 2 more months, after that humanity is over.

So. I have 100g of chloroquine phosphate.

What's the going rate for this shit going to be in two weeks' time?

Yeah, common rute of all normie: wedding, child & sold your soul to the bank for 30 years. Own a house is always a priority.

MYANMAR STRONK

Is it true that niggers are immune?

Is Ghana the rich african country or one of those nigger poor villages country?

Now if that isn't tempting fate I don't know what is.

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What flag even is that?

>expecting panic from flips
Nigga, we are literally laughing our asses when there are big floods and when shit hits the fan. At best you'd get laughter until you see dead bodies. And this is coming from a fucker who survive the Tacloban Storm Surges

These people are almost as bad as the homos that spread std's for fun. Don't expect any decency.

yeah, same here

Macho, como mi viejo, así que estás en el grupo de riesgo. Yo estoy con faringitis y trato de evitar acercarme lo mínimo a él.

14-28 days incubation
14 days before you're showing serious symptoms
4-7 days after serious symptoms show ... you're dead

So you're looking at 1-2 months, once you've been infected, to either "recover" or drop dead

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China has literally welded doors shut. .

Can't do that in America

Chinese numbers are down because they've completely isolated Wuhan. And they will keep them isolated as long as it's necessary.

>splitting image of the meme jew
oy vey

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How many filters of n95/100 do you have? Aren't they disposable?

Say "Grow, Corona-chan" to see her grow

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Nothing burger

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the mortality rate in a town that has been completely scanned, is 0.1% (rounded)

Grow, Corona-chan.

Need to make one with milk pouring out, then bloody milk with chunks.

Y Nigeria en qué se convierte?

Flat is justice. Shrink, Corona-chan

He's wrong, draw more preg art

they'll release their numbers in 7 hours

Things just got a bit real. Just got laid off for 2 weeks at least. I’m on 80k a year. I have monthly commitments of nearly €2,000. Wtf.

Can we end the happening now. Not fun anymore.

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Say "Grow more, Corona-chan" to see her grow more

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I guess that's what happens when a group of people don't have the foresight to see or plan ahead in the future. Guess people will only NOT laugh when it's literally mad max here or shit really gets serious.

>Spain +1800
>no new deaths
What are they hiding?

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So why do normies just blatantly ACCEPT whatever SK/Singapore/Thailand/Vietnam say despite them relying on not pissing off china to survive?
I don't trust a single thing SK says considering they're right next door to China and NEED their money to thrive like they do. Same goes for the rest of the east asian countries, if they go against China, they don't survive the next decade, why would you trust them?
Even the people that have been kinda reliable during this happening have been SK and Singapore shilling and don't question it.

Oh God... Oh God I'M COOOORVING!
AAAAAAGH

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Grow Corona-chan grow!

ok chang

Contractor? With a bank?

Wuhan earlier in pic related.

I wonder if they will do that to western cities?

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Outdated as fuck dude

>Spain +2538 new cases
Spain +2538 new cases
>Spain +2538 new cases
Spain +2538 new cases
>Spain +2538 new cases
Spain +2538 new cases

Empty streets here are comfy as fuck not gonna lie bros

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wait wtf nobody died in spain?

dutch doctors: no proofs current medicine works against corona
hln.be/wetenschap-planeet/-geen-bewijs-dat-bestaande-medicatie-werkt-tegen-corona~af4b343b/

Say "Grow even more, Corona-chan" to see her grow even more

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Shouldn't have grabbed the change then you geed

best Corona of that series, ngl

I hot that too except still taste and smell on normal level

Gimme the deaths manolo, the deaths! We need to pinpoint the moment the Healthcare system collapses