/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - 6,000,001 EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/VP Pence meet w/Tourism CEOs 3/17/20
c-span.org/video/?470443-1/
youtu.be/rKJfSQiHq2k
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/17/20
c-span.org/video/?470426-1/
youtu.be/vvdjqrxSOFk
>VP Pence on Hannity 3/17/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142446102001
>DefSec Esper on FoxNews 3/17/20
youtu.be/df9i6HoNTeo
>TreasSec Mnuchin comments to reporters @US Capitol 3/17/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6142363405001/
c-span.org/video/?470420-102/
>WHTradeDir Navarro on FoxNews 3/17/20
youtu.be/mMFpHPRjD40
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on F&F 3/17/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142245773001
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on GMA 3/17/20
youtu.be/esmyici9j2c
>SG Adams on Dobbs 3/17/20
youtu.be/Kx3ZhMLXMcs
>SG Adams on CBSEveningNews 3/17/20
youtu.be/juPo_MofDww
>SG Adams on FoxNews 3/17/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142382104001
>NIAIDDir Fauci on Ingraham 3/17/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142444949001
>NIAIDDir Fauci on HughHewittShow 3/17/20
youtu.be/bCewGwImZn8
>Trump2020StratCommsDir Lotter on America 1st w/Gorka 3/17/20
youtu.be/fhSlTsiCCuQ (pt1)
youtu.be/2o-XqeL4LzU (pt2)
>HHSVideo: Stop Corona-chan Spread: 6 Effective Steps to Stay Safe 3/17/20
youtu.be/P6xqcBBds_k
>WHVideo: What is Social Distancing? 3/17/20
youtu.be/Nlyxz2X97Do
>WHVideo: Slow The Spread 3/17/20
youtu.be/x-dgPWY-UMk

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Holy based zoomers dabbing on boomers

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I’m almost out of toilet paper. What’s the best way to make it last?

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Aribbet

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POST YOUR 1K SHOPPING LIST


>New Phone
>Flags
>Red's Hat
>Some steam cards
>Some clothes
>Ammo
>Food and TP
>Saving the rest for Olympics

top kek

MAGA

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>darwinism
>boomers
Is anyone going to tell her that's not how darwinism works.

youtube.com/watch?v=bd9PYIb0H2o

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new washing machine

Someone help me please.
How the fuck does a mask expire?
These fucking people

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try wiping your ass using only your feet

probably votes for biden

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i heard theres a dum and not only that but even a gay in this thread

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Being disgusting is a challenge?

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p-photoshop?

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>21
>fake balloon lips
She's going to look like she's 50 years old by the time she's 34.

>for my next challenge I'll pop pills and let niggers gangfuck me until my holes are prolapsed!
lol wow based white girl
glad she's licking toilet seats instead of having white children, that's so boring and it wouldn't make a funny image to post

metamucil or other fiber supplement
seriously it will improve consistency so less sticks and you wipe less

what would you do if when you okay so he said yes would go?

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Whoa

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Could anyone tell me if trump is taking the adrenochrome supplies away from the élites and hollywood celebrities?

#jumpoffacliffchallenge

>Anyone who had ONE job in their life and who is 18+ is getting Money?

lmfao she doesn’t even bother voting

-Wait, what if Jewish people are the problem?

Fuel for the tractor

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Cincinnati Reds?

>probably throw it towards a new camera

>not posting this as tootsie-rolls.jpg

She already looks 50 years old like a plastic whore

It’s almost as if the younger generation is fucking tired of so much sacrificing for boomers

you point and i'll shoot

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I think she might be willing to hear you out if you ask politely and don't express any overt intentions upon the mountain shrine

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Numbers coming in.
The fucking bailout package is gonna be massive

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gonna corner the market on toilet paper
they'll call me King Wipe and I reign from a porcelain throne!

Whatever it is it won't be made in China

If you wanna hermit and wait it should be by choice. The world is a dangerous place, act accordingly. Also no white deaths.

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what have they sacrificed?

Trump’s economic message of “we’ll send you a check, it’s gonna be so good we are going big”

versus...

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2bh i'm just going to buy poppers and a couple gallons of crisco if you know what i mean

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pls guve NEETbux, I wanna build a new PC with dual loop watercooling with 560mm rads.

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hamster is better pet than cat

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So I had a job and im turning 20.
Buxxs?

>MAGA
>posts .gif of Jewess
Checks out

Guys. Maybe reconsider leaving the house to get fast food. Go for a nice walk or a drive through the country side?
Even if they don’t lick your food before they pass it to you, they are literally kids (25 and under usually).

They don’t ever wash their hands. They will touch their face, mouth and nose before grabbing your burger. Kids aren’t designed to care about shit like this. It is not in their nature.

They also will not get symptoms. So even if they do magically care, they won’t even know they are sick. Let the others go there and get the virus

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I took a break from Yas Forums and my life was like pic related, but after returning I'm ready to say: Fuck lefty "morality," and fuck the shill argument that we should be "better" aka "moral." No, it's time to take the damn gloves off and constantly call them for their shit and use their own subversive tactics against them.
Morals aren't winning this battle, besides, they'll just twist your morals to their own advantage.
I hate to admit it, but Alinsky was bright and subversive fucker. Use their own shit on them, and do it so we don't have to live in clown world.

image not related. I had to post one or you fucks just scroll past this post.

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Especially when Boomers are still living on their low mortgages from 1990 and our generation literally can't afford to buy homes ever in our lives.

There is nothing wrong with being Jewish.

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square up nigga

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what a fucking nasty ho

WRONG

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Reminder to call it the China virus or the Wuhan virus and not be a cuck calling it covid

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Nobody knows, here was the 2008 stimulus qualifiers for reference. I’m spitballing, but I’m guessing minimum qualifiers will be a valid social security number, not a dependent on anyone’s tax returns and an upper income limit.

I really am curious to see the actual bill test because of how unorthodox it could be.

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Gold
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THE US GOVERNMENT OWES ME

Looks like everyone is getting a big check. Unless you are super rich. The idea is that anyone who isn’t currently working has access to some emergency funds. The rich will be excluded obviously

Sir, this is a McDonalds and we're only taking drive through orders

Are you looking at the stock market right now? The two generations after the Boomers have been completely broken by them. We pretty much have no future.

>dow futures trigger market stop after hours
this is bad bros

>Mfw getting 1k from Trump

D-Donnie, you dont need to do that now come on!

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>$3k in qualifying income? What does that mean?

Can you tell me the same about being white? I hear that's hate speech nowadays.

Fuck the markets, its owned by Jews.

No, you can tell she hasn't lost all hope yet.

their future.

The chutzpah of being antisemitic and supporting that mensch Donald Trump, the King of Israel. Oy.

Just fucking ignore it
It’s all automated and the algorithms shatter it daily is why there’s so much volatility

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>pictured: Taylor Dayne recently

Would you?

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kys

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silver gang

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I accidentally called it Coronavirus today when I was talking with my doctor.

>You mean the China virus?

He’s so fucking based. He was talking about total chaos and shooting zombies and shit when the virus peaks. He’s a former Marine lol.

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>The two generations after the Boomers have been completely broken by them
How?

Learn how to green text retard
You need $3k in yearly income

>eating at mc'niggers
You're never gonna make it.

Prostitution and selling resources to your future Chinese masters. They've already bought Canada.
Chinks are the Jews of Asia.

Before getting my Trumpbux no way!

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lol

Plus most algo traders except the few wizards who actually write the software are enormous retards.

>Sasha Grey still has her beat

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>Unless you are super rich.
Don't kid yourself, they are getting the bulk of the bailout money.

You made at least $3,000 from some taxable source. Basically asking did you work for at least a couple months or collect social security (SSI excluded).

>Learn how to green text retard
I just fucked up. be nice, faggot

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why haven't threads slowed to a crawl yet?

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>Fake lips
>Fake hair
>Fake features full of makeup
>Fish eyes
>Licking toilets
What hope is left there?
Unless she's AOC I don't see anything happening over there.

>lose with dignity
the irony of this fucking post has more layers than shrek the onion.

Yeah this is trash.
Loans?
Get the fuck out of here.

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i-i'm not looking for trouble, m-mister

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>Yas Forums is one person

They are getting direct bailouts likely, interest free loans and will reap a ton of the Trumpbux from consumer spending,

REAL AWOO HOURS

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Why has Amazon dropped the ball with Amazon fresh? There's no one at all available to deliver groceries and nothing even in stock? Why isn't Amazon working with everyone else to stay stocked and employed?

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>Vegas finally purged of degeneracy
Based?

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Corona-chan doesn't kill healthy White people and unhealthy Whites are useless to the race. She kills the fuck out of non-whites and when she hits the Middle East she'll do God's work.

troubles on the menu
wanna join or be gassed?

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How do we escape the virus?

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>trump
here's 1k, do what you like
>cuck schumer
get in the system, we will take care of you goy

I also am confused as fuck how a mask expires?

Most supply lines aren’t equipped to handle a sudden sustained double or tripling of demand and to react accordingly

caught wind

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Just wash your hands and be white.

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