/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2225

► Detected: 198,726 ► Died: 7,989

>NEWS
Coronavirus is airborne, WHO officials confirm
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France under lockdown, 66 million people
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Millions of Americans to lose their jobs
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Robbers grab 100,000 surgical masks at gunpoint in Ukraine
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>RESEARCH
Dogs can be carriers of the virus
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nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
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25 year old nurse dies in Iran
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Virus affects blood circulation
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>REMINDER
4900 deaths across 182 cities in Iran, Iran opposition estimates
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US prepares for 4.8 million hospitalizations
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Spain only testing high risk cases
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Australia expects 1.5 million infected
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>LATEST CASES
279 new cases in New York City, New York state, United States.
01:17: 26 new cases in Norway.
01:14: 93 new cases and 3 new deaths in South Korea.
23:16: 108 new cases and 4 new deaths in Washington state, United States.
22:15: 51 new cases and 1 new death in Turkey. The patient was an 89-year-old who contracted the virus from someone who had contact with China. This is the first death in Turkey.
22:13: First 2 cases in Montenegro. All countries in Europe now have at least one confirmed case of coronavirus.
22:12: 83 new cases and 3 new deaths in British Columbia, Canada.


>MORE
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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,881 (3,226) ► International 116,864 (4,728): Italy 31,506 (2,503) Iran 16,169 (988) Spain 11,826 (533) Germany 9,367 (26) S. Korea 8,320 (81) France 7,730 (175) US 6,473 (102) Switzerland 2,742 (27) UK 1,950 (71) Netherlands 1,705 (43) Norway 1,469 (3) Austria 1,332 (4) Belgium 1,243 (10) Sweden 1,191 (8) Denmark 977 (4) Japan 878 (29) D. Princess 696 (7) Malaysia 673 (2) Canada 598 (5) Australia 452 (5) Portugal 448 (1) Greece 387 (5) Brazil 328 (1) Ireland 292 (2) Slovenia 275 (1) Bahrain 241 (1) Poland 238 (5) Egypt 196 (6) Philippines 187 (12) Thailand 177 (1) Indonesia 172 (7) H. Kong 168 (4) Iraq 154 (11) India 143 (3) Luxembourg 140 (1) Lebanon 124 (3) S. Marino 119 (11) Ecuador 111 (2) Turkey 98 (1) Bulgaria 81 (2) Taiwan 77 (1) Panama 69 (1) Argentina 68 (2) Algeria 60 (5) Albania 55 (1) Hungary 50 (1) Morocco 44 (2) Azerbaijan 34 (1) Dom. Rep. 21 (1) Martinique 15 (1) Ukraine 14 (2) Guatemala 8 (1) Guyana 7 (1) Caymans 1 (1) Sudan 1 (1) Qatar 442 Cze. Rep. 434 Israel 337 Finland 322 Singapore 266 Iceland 247 Pakistan 247 Estonia 225 Romania 217 Chile 201 S. Arabia 171 Kuwait 130 Peru 117 Russia 114 UAE 113 Slovakia 97 Mexico 93 Armenia 78 Serbia 72 Croatia 69 Vietnam 66 Colombia 65 S. Africa 62 Latvia 60 Brunei 56 C. Rica 50 Uruguay 50 Cyprus 49 Faeroes 47 S. Lanka 44 Palestine 41 Jordan 40 Andorra 39 Malta 38 Belarus 36 Georgia 34 Bosnia 34 Cambodia 33 Oman 33 Kazakhstan 33 Venezuela 33 Macedonia 31 Moldova 30 Senegal 27 Tunisia 27 Lithuania 25 Afghanistan 22 Liechtenstein 19 B. Faso 15 Macao 13 Maldives 13 N. Zealand 12 Bolivia 12 Jamaica 12 Fr. Guiana 11 Uzbekistan 11 Bangladesh 10 Cameroon 10 Monaco 9 Paraguay 9 Reunion 9 Honduras 8 Ghana 7 Rwanda 7 Chan. Isl. 6 Ethiopia 6 Guadeloupe 6 Cuba 5 Guam 5 Mongolia 5 P. Rico 5 Tri. & Tob. 5 Ivory C. 4 Kenya 4 Seychelles 4 Nigeria 3 Aruba 3 Curacao 3 Congo 3 Fr. Polynesia 3 Gibraltar 3 St. Barth 3… Total 165/251

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IM GONNA LOSE MY SHIT IF LIQUOR STORES CLOSE DOWN

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CHILE WILL FALL TOMORROW!!!!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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we have been blessed for 2020
praise kek

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I'm this dude, my curiosity is growing immensely. Dro the pills guys.

Just how much is China lying though?

why is everyone sleepin on the testicle damage I feel like this is a big deaL?

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Futures halted again yikes

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>mfw bad cough all of a sudden

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show picture of your hands

Dear mutts, please stop this already.
I think we're fucked enough.
Please give your vaccine or cure or whatever.

How do we stop the chink from controlling everything on this planet?

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Is the 1000 bucks only going to be for wagies?

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Here we go

>Imperial College talking about a FUTURE 2nd Wave
twitter.com/jeremycyoung/status/1239975682643357696
imperial.ac.uk/media/imperial-college/medicine/sph/ide/gida-fellowships/Imperial-College-COVID19-NPI-modelling-16-03-2020.pdf

Here is Falun Gong Cultists ALREADY reporting a ONGOING 2nd Wave
twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1239183215161683969?s=20
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Free fall through our midnight
This epilogue of our own fable
Heedless in our slumber
Floating nescient we
Free fall through this boundlessness
This madness
Of our own making

Falling isn't flying
Floating isn't infinite

Come, our end, suddenly
All hail our lethargy
Concede suddenly
To the quickened dissolution
Pray we mitigate the ruin
Calling all to arms and order

Drifting through this boundlessness
This madness of our own making
Sound our dire reveille
Rouse all from our apathy
Lest we
Cease to be

Stir us from our
Wanton slumber
Mitigate our ruin
Call us all to arms and order
Sound the dread alarm
Through our primal body
Sound the reveille
To be or not to be
Rise
Stay the grand finale
Stay the reading of our swan song and epilogue

One drive to stay alive
It's elementary
Muster every fiber

Mobilize
Stay alive

Stir us from our
Wanton slumber
Mitigate our ruin
Call us all to arms and order

Pennsylvania did it. Get prepared, alcoholic

>Tarkov has prepared me
I wish it were that easy. Imagine bush camping extraction in real life and making sic bank.

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And once you smell Corona-chan's ass you never smell it again.

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We dont speak Ewok. Please translate.

get off my Yas Forums nigger

Nuclear fucking weapons

Prepare for shit to be lost you degenerate alcoholic

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Who's /coofing/ right now?

>direct income support for people who do not qualify for unemployment benefits

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Herd immunity is the path, follow the light.

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Feeling pretty comfy to be honest anons. Work from home rig set up, plenty of supplies, buying gold in my free time.

So what's happening, is America giving out free money?

Yes, but why do you care leaf?

>he thinks it was the US or anyone doing it for some grand aim when it was just a dumb Chink accidentally himself in the Wuhan CDC lab with a research strain

We're all fucked

They all have it.

Also interested. Neets need to starve and catch Corona and die

I wasn't going to get laid anyways so its pretty irrelevant. I can't stand modern women and didn't want to raise a kid in the shithole the west has become. Felt like I would just watched them grow up to be one of the LGBT brainwashed Starbucks faggots.

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GUYS I FUCKING FORGOT TO PREP POTATO CHIPS. WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING? HOLY FUCK I HAVEN'T EATEN FAST FOOD IN OVER A MONTH. I NEED SALTY, FATTY FOOD. I'M A FUCKING AMERICAN GOD DAMN IT!

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If everyone just wore masks, most infectious diseases would stop.

Regional authorities in quarantine after attending marriage.

The epidemiological outbreak of coronavirus that arose in a gymnasium in Chillán, which has the Ñuble Region shot up in the number of cases nationwide, added a new focus of contagion, which affected several local authorities.

More than 150 people attended the marriage of the former Sports Seremi, Rodrigo Ramírez (UDI) last Saturday, one of them later diagnosed with the disease.

That is why from today all the guests are in quarantine, including four seremis (Carlos Urrestarazu, from Housing; Jacqueline Guíñez, from Justice; Javiera Muñoz, from Sports and Cristóbal Jardúa, from Public Works); the Governor of Punilla, Cristóbal Martínez, and the Deputy Gustavo Sanhueza. To them is added the former seremi of Education, Felipe Rössler.

As confirmed by the mayor, Martín Arrau, the positive case of the marriage was related to one of the attendees at the Av. Schleyer gymnasium, where 21 of the 26 cases that so far were registered in the Ñuble Region originated.

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Isn't UBI to subvert the central banks exactly what the nazis did?

Considering you're Canadian it doesnt matter anyway

Yes Stimpack

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How much is your least prized gun worth?

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guys if you get the virus just do a handstand to drain the lung fluid out

what a nothing burger

It's not our fault though. You can also make a vaccine

no user, theres 107,969 active cases, the rest are recovered or dead

Just cut them off from their oil.
They don't have a functional blue water navy yet. They can't do shit if things go wrong in the middle east and the oil is cut off.

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THE HERD IS STRONK

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Lmao can't stop laughing at this

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I wonder why China hasn't reported that?

Italy, Germany, Iran, and so on, are all reporting cases of loss of taste and smell.

thank you Chang
praise kek

Ok I'll repost it here.
Daily reminder that the official numbers are completely inaccurate because :
- China, Iran and maybe other countries are probably lying
- we have basically no idea of what really happens in sub-saharian countries, North Korea and India
- not everybody is being tested, and in any case the tests can be unreliable (some ill people have been tested several times negative while they had the Corona).
- oh and I forgot, people can get reinfected too, and heat doesn't really stop the virus.
Enjoy the ride.

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based socialism

I just want 200k within the hour. Is that so much to ask?

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Well, it's a zombie virus, so... they are all active.

IT’S OVER

>AUSTRALIAN BILLIONAIRE DONATES $1 MILLION AUD TO FUND THE TRIALS OF THE CURE TO CORONA VIRUS

7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/clive-palmer-gives-1m-to-queensland-researchers-towards-possible-coronavirus-cure-c-750687.amp

>Mining magnate Clive Palmer has donated $1 million to Brisbane researchers who are within reach of finding a cure for coronavirus.

>Clinical trials are hoped to begin NEXT WEEK for two drugs, used to treat other conditions, which have stopped coronavirus in its tracks in lab testing.

>The drugs are “effective” but researchers are yet to determine whether “one is better than another”, according to David Paterson, a renowned infectious diseases expert at the Royal Brisbane and Women’s Hospital.

>Paterson has told 7NEWS thousands of dollars of donations from the community have helped the effort to get to the clinical testing stage.

>Palmer said his donation was to EXPEDITE the testing process.

HAPPENING CANCELLED

when do they arrive? I wanna buy games!

Plotting on a broken wheel,
Afraid of learning what is real,
Pain with thought they'll not reveal,
Ashamed of how they really feel.

It makes them blind, it makes them dumb!
Ignorance -- the only symptom,
Hide your children, here they come,
Close your mind, become a victim!

Devastating mental war,
Twisted misconceptions of virtue,
Cloaks of clever words ashore,
Plague be placed on all of you.

A plague on you.

Politics and arrogance,
None of which is making sense,
Robbing meek under duress;
Wealth their only happiness.

It makes them mad, it makes them hate!
There's no cure beyond this state,
Far too bad and much too late,
Close your eyes, accept your fate!

Devastating mental war,
Twisted misconceptions of virtue,
Cloaks of clever words ashore,
Plague be placed on all of you.


Devastating mental war,
Twisted misconceptions of virtue,
Cloaks of clever words ashore,
Plague be placed on all of you!

A plague on you...

$~90, an old 12 gauge pump. Shoots fine and made in the USA so I'm happy with it.

Beef stew and chili cans are really good for prep casual eatin'.

the fact that multiple countries are completely shutting down is just insane when you think about it. this shit has to be way more serious than what they're telling us, right?

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Same has been reported from the German patients, loss of smell/taste probably the CNS damage

faz.net/aktuell/gesellschaft/gesundheit/coronavirus/virologe-hendrik-streeck-ueber-corona-neue-symptome-entdeckt-16681450-p2.html

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Voodoo flavor chips and beaver nuggers hesus fuck dude you’re set!

He's gonna wanna glass China over this isn't he ?

nah, thats pol schizo bullshit

>haven't spent much time on /cvg/ in the last week because everyone in the world knows we are fucked at this point and now we actually have to deal with the consequcnes
this is less fun than it used to be

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The cure is fucking doomed if Clive is involved

the hero we deserve

'no'

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Neat.
NEET PRIDE WORLD WIDE
I identify with my fellow American NEETs.

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the panic and hysteria is the only problem the virus isnt actually doing ANYTHING because it doesnt exist

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>rest are recovered or dead
There are no recovered. Recovered is term used to calm down normies, death will be filed under "other" symptom like kidney failure.

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You do realize that human trials would take years right?

Either its about 2 orders of magnitude more intense than they are letting on, or we can all just go back to our lives because its literally nothing.

OH FUCK ALL I HAVE ARE TORTILLA CHIPS. WHY DID I FUCKING DO THIS? I have to go back out to WalMart. I must get junk food and booze.

It's serious to the tune of up to 1% global death yeah.

Rare non-perishables are the top tier

no digits for that heretical image file

>one $1000 check
>losing out on $4500 a month
Yeah this is gonna help.

It's funny to see some of our local governments over reacting. Then when I see military being called in I begin to wonder...

Well it could be up to 8% if it all happens at once

rumor has it that this girl ate a bat with some onions sauce and her fortune cookie said "Your food decisions will effect millions."

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you're the problem, weakling.

>NO BREAD IN THE GROCERY
I AM TIRED OF EATING CHIPS

what about chloroquine

california here

had to find an arab late night mart with bums and all they had was shit beer but I drank it anyways

happy st pattys

What's the make and model? Just curious. I have a Mav 88

>It overwhelms the hospital system
>It kills over ~10 percent when it does that (Wuhan was 25 percent with their first large number of cases)
>it's as contagious as the common cold

Open source says it's beyond terrible

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Rebuttals
>China may be lying but Iran has no insentive to do so. They actually produce medical breakthroughs.
>We have no reason to suspect subsaharan Africa is any different.
>The testing doesn't matter as long as it is done somewhat in a uniform way. Which it is, the most serious get tested, the mild cases don't. This is pretty much true around the world. We don't really need to know about the mild cases. We can track the spread with the serious ones
>Reinfection is extremely rare and the Jury is still out in regards to heat
Oh and one last thing, the virus is getting more treatable.

>BREAD
Make your own you fucking pleb
literally the easiest thing to cook

Well, think about it. 5 Eyes Burgers and Fries didn't see it coming, couldn't pilfer intel from China after it hit, and are now cut off from one another. So wtf does that tell you about the serious nature of this happening?

>most people in this thread will unironically either be dead, financially ruined, or homeless by the end of the year
feels bad man

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this is what asian countries have been trying to do for years instead of just not eating the fucking bat soup
and look how far that got china!
masks are fake news pal

It gets worse user.
>Cough, fever, headache, whole body aching, sharp pains in my ribs when breathing since Saturday.
>Taking paracetamol, drinking lots of water and staying in bed seems to be working.

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Paraguay +2 (11 total)

The Falun Gong isn't a cult, more like a spiritual movement and a benign kind of spirituality.

At least we will be able to post prime Katee Owen gifs

Eat some vegetables or something healthy. How about pagpag.

Show your flag

he's making it better by withdrawing from the dating pool

1% if you have the ventilators and medical staff to tend to critical cases.
the china model is the only thing that works

well china called it american virus so its only fair. But they'll called it racist but American isn't racist. Even though China is a geographical location like america.

oh fuck you're right. Its laying waste to our neurons and our testicals.

You need an upgraded map, several of those states has almost double the confirmed infections.

Those might be rare in Canada, but they are staples down here. I'm pretty sure the nearest place to get beaver nuggs for me is outside of Houston, and fuck if I'm going to Houston in the middle of a plague, so they will be rare for the time being.

No, save the health food for the destabilization of civilization. Eat all of the junk food that you can get your hands on now.

>live nowhere near a dot
Damn good time to be out there

Eh, probably not homeless. A lot of landlords about to die too

The shits I take in public toilets is a bigger happening than this.

I know, but I say Cult to sound based

->

>Yes, I am immune carrier super spread of coronavirus

How long do you give before some kind of riot in the US? Or are we burgers too far cucked to defend our civil liberties being stripped under the guise of "pandemic control"?

>Paraguay +2 (11 total)

[LAUGH IN 201]

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It's schrodinger's zombie outbreak. It both is and isn't until we can verify what the dead or "cured" are actually like.

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I've been long dead inside and financially ruined for awhile, user. Welcome to the party.

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I hope they do it just like that.

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NO DONT GIVE THEM MONEY
THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING FOR A CURE
YOU ARE CORRUPTING THEM THINK OF THE CHILDREN

>tfw live in a dot that is in another dot that is in an even larger dot
It's been over 1-2 months like this.

*affect

This is why retarded leftists just say "impact" every fucking time.

I must have missed that part. How does healthy food contribute to destabilizing civilization? Am I going to need to raid

Except the origin is in fact China. CCP propaganda only works on brainwashed chinks

1 million is literally pocket change up there. It's worth a few days only. They're a billionaire donating only 1 million, it's being done for clout, nothing less. They want to keep their money for themselves and make more.

Aww, no way. Thank you blessed Chili merchant.

but how...i don't have an oven
i already have those. but what about second breakfast?

You forgot the most important buzzword "communities"

But imagine you get that 1000$ and how many video games can you buy and play before you die from coofing!

wasted digits.

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Its just 2 weeks. Take a break

Can you upload the pdf to another site, I can't seem to download it.

muh inconveniences

we need the numbers, bud. the weak just need to buck up.

>We have no reason to suspect subsaharan Africa is any different.
I mean it's Africa

>live nowhere near a dot

hahaha, same here, bro. yeah . . . ha ha.

i'm fucked.

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Nice user. Mine's a Stevens 820b. It's seen better days but it still shoots good, definitely feel like I got my money's worth

More calories in this time of peril don't hurt. I like to combine a light meal with some cardio or muscle toning exercises after.

Went outside earlier, for once this shithole's streets can become serene and clean. Based Corona-chan, ganbare.

>talk to some people I met in vienna
>people still going outside
>students throwing parties
they deserve to die tbqh

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Damn, so it's confirmed. Omega-3s strengthen the myelin sheath on neurons to prevent and treat nerve damage. I hope you bros prepped them.

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No. Guns and ammo are far more important

Heavy smokers can’t taste or smell anything anyway. So they probably didn’t notice any changes.

No no, you misconstrued. I meant to say that you will need it in the aftermath. Although, I could see it as being a rallying call for vegans because they aren't farmers and cant get produce.

>the fact that multiple countries are completely shutting down is just insane when you think about it. this shit has to be way more serious than what they're telling us, right?

>can catch as easily or more easily then the common cold
>we have zero immunity to it
>no idea about long term effects
>One in five who catch it might need ICU
>If our medical systems get overwhelmed the death rate could be more like 1 in 10
>that's not including people with all other health problems who suddenly cannot get treaatment for emergencies or anything
>that does not include suuply chain or infrastructure disruptions
>it as in a few months already infected nearly every country on earth
>this can go on for multiple years and multiple waves
>no idea how long you're immune after you've had it

I mean fuck that's pretty serious.

One of those makes sense , though
>Virus serves every major US foreign policy goal
>BTFO Chinese economy
>BTFO Euro economy and population
>Africans largely immune, ready for new tsunami of migrants into Europe
>Trump sought to prevent Europe from getting vaccine
Yeah. Thanks, burgers. We're gonna need some new frens.

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You are too easily manipulated, there is a legit science of mutt-hording. Of course you will not riot, they will distract you with some sob story of celebrity being sick and you will all forget about your own problems. Really - you could be coughing up your own bloody lungs, but the story on tv about minor discomfort some celebrity will feel will be more important than your own wellfare.

I got them Deenz. Also tuna and salmon.

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The coronavirus was developed by China's illegal bioweapons program, not by the U.S. Just yesterday, some user posted an article about some Japanese business men who were arrested because they sold equipment to the Chinese, equipment that could be utilized in the creation of bioweapons.
>archive.is/dggcO

Pathogens have also escaped from some of China's other biolabs.
>archive.is/RgUyI

According to Nature.com, a contributor to the article about China's recently built biolab, the BSL-4 Wuhan Institute of Virology biolab, China's biolab can serve a dual purpose, doubling as a bioweapons creation program. There's also another biolab in Wuhan, operated by the Chinese CDC.

"But Ebright is not convinced of the need for more than one BSL-4 lab in mainland China. He suspects that the expansion there is a reaction to the networks in the United States and Europe, which he says are also unwarranted. He adds that governments will assume that such excess capacity is for the potential development of bioweapons.

“'These facilities are inherently dual use,' he says. The prospect of ramping up opportunities to inject monkeys with pathogens also worries, rather than excites, him: 'They can run, they can scratch, they can bite.'”
>archive.is/iKqAe

Checked, it looks a little old timey but if it works then that's all said and done. Good on you for keeping heirlooms man. My family is not fun friendly in the least

Where my /herd/ bros at?

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I do 30 pushups 3reps and 15 situps 3 reps too. IS that enough?

>China may be lying but Iran has no insentive to do so. They actually produce medical breakthroughs.
The mollahs have the same reasons as China to lie, they don't want to lose face in front of their population and the rest of the world. On top of that their official death rate is fairly high.
I'm not saying it's the end of the world, just that you don't close borders, quarantine the whole world and crash the economy over nothing, it's a serious disease. Even if a vaccine or a treatment is on the way, the consequences will be dramatic.

Taiwan just hit 100 cases, we got another 23 confirmed cases today, most of them are infected overseas.

The problem is, case 100 never travel overseas before, fucking hell.

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I don't like working from home.

Remember, buy UVC light.

>Sudan
>1 infected
>1 death
>0 active case

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There were also Chinese researchers editing SARS-CoV viruses with HIV to see if they can infect human cells. HIV originated from a baboon, SARS and Ebola originated in bats. What a coincidence that the SARS-CoV-2 virus has an HIV-like mutation that has made it extremely contagious.

"The new coronavirus has an HIV-like mutation that means its ability to bind with human cells could be up to 1,000 times as strong as the Sars virus, according to new research by scientists in China and Europe."

Even a bunch of Indian researchers said that they found or thought they found HIV inserts in the coronavirus genome sequence.
>archive.is/xwQVe
>archive.is/vHtpU
>archive.is/M9IRO

Here is a YouTube video from Seeker about bioweapons development. I made sure to start the video right when they are talking about the Soviets trying to create a dangerous pathogen, a "plague bacteria that was resistant to antibiotics."

youtu.be/NBBIfGaml0c?t=129

Here's a article about an explosion at a Russian biolab that holds smallpox and other deadly pathogens like ebola.
>archive.is/JGISL

Here's a paper by Chinese scientists who were putting forth the idea that the coronavirus might have escaped from the Chinese CDC biolab in Wuhan, the same lab that is just a few hundred yards away from the wet market where the coronvirus was thought to have originated from.
>archive.is/eHOIk

44 cases to go

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I dont think you understand
less competition = relatively more options for men

7999 DEATHS

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you're laughing, you're laughing.
people can't wipe their assholes and you're laughing.

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That's the simple solution.

Why are you fighting so hard against it?

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Bros, where do we order chloroquine no prescription?

>Nepal
>1 infected
>1 recovered
>0 active cases

What's their secret?

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Do you like Asuka though?

Compare China's numbers with Italy and you'll see they are definitely lying.

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7998 now
One has risen from grave in Bangladesh.

Depends, there are different types of push ups and push ups work the chest and triceps. Different types of push ups will either work the chest mostly(wide grip) or the triceps(diamond and triceps push ups).

I have lost weight over the past month because I stopped eating fast food and stopped snacking in order to hoard food. I've lost about 10 pounds doing absolutely nothing but eating better.

How many people here have actually seen their hospitals full of patients? Its hard to get a feel for the severity here, the numbers all look relatively low, even for italy.

Sounds good. I'd push to 100 eventually

3/4 cups of warm water
2 teaspoons yeast (1 package)
1 teaspoon salt
1 1/2 tablespoons sugar
1 tablespoon vegetable shortening
3 cups of flour
>Mix together
>Put on tray
>Cook in oven 30-45 mins

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It's speculation based solely on the presence of ACE2 receptors in the cells of the testicles.
It's not proven that it would actually happen. SARS didn't do it and they use the same receptors.

Thoughts on this? Pic related.

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The loss of taste and smell is temporary, it's similar to what happens when you have a cold and everything tastes like nothing. It's related to the fact that your tastebuds are heavily connected to your sense of smell. If your noses are clogged and your sinuses are acting up, you won't be able to taste most things.

Why are you cure shills trying to push this? It has some nasty side effects, and it's only helpful for alleviating symptoms.

That's the sanitary shotgun at work

>muscle toning exercises
jej

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No
The Nazis just closed central banks and told jewish bankers to fuck off

>You do realize that human trials would take years right
The drugs involved are on the market and we already talked about them here in early February.

Here you go. FYI this video was censored from youtube.

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This is starting to remind me a little of 911 the way everyone is focused on a threat and coming together. All the bullshit distractions are on the sideline and people are getting redpilled in masses on many things. Feels comfy