Why is everyone getting

The winds are shifting.

only taxpayers with bank accounts

and it's called a "bailout", welcome to the club formerly populated by billion dollar businesses

I don't want to get my hopes up. I'm finishing my AAS this semester, then double majoring 2 BAS. I quit my job and moved in with my parents to study full time. Would make my life way more comfortable.

Theres not enough toilet paper, but old bills are soft enough. Also new bills will ensure we keep breaking social distance to spend money.

Idk whether to laugh or cry.

both the gop and the dems want it

cnbc.com/2020/03/17/ubi-during-coronavirus-who-supports-giving-cash.html

techcrunch.com/2020/03/17/trump-mnuchin-cash-checks-covid-19-senate-democrats-ubi/

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it's basically a tax rebate that everyone that actually works gets but before rebates actually happen.

This is exactly why we fucking hired him

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Are you getting tired of winning?

Because everyone is out of work so people need money for for or the're going to start looting and rioting.

full time student who doesnt make enough to file taxes either... I'm assuming we won't get shit. Kinda sucks but oh well

where are you getting this info from, nothing has passed house or sentate yet

Incorrect. But keep coping wagie.

handing out cash also has a massive calming effect on people who are cooped up or worried they'll get laid off.

if your parents claim you dependent on their taxes you wont get shit

how do you know this? Also it doesn't make sense, taxes are being pushed back like 3 months. And using dependent status from last year is retarded, what if someone was dependent then moved out a month later?

what the fuck is with so many people acting like they know how this is gonna work?

They're coping

Wagies wanting to feel a slight sense of superiority because they get none of it in their job. It even says in the pdf of the bill that it will include people who made no money last year.

Massive price inflation incoming. They always win.

His ass because it's full of shit.

>inflate
>pay of debts
>profit

lol you'll never give this up will you

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kek

can I have 1000 trumpbucks too?

SOMEONE PLZ TELL ME IF IM FUCKING ELIGIBLE!!!!!!
I worked for a few months and quit around christmas in RETAIL btw thank god if i was still there right now i would be quitting anyway. However like everyone else i had taxes cut from every paycheck and im in the system with a bank account but i never "filed" jack shit or got tax returns yet so am i still eligible even if im a NEET right now here in march.

$4000 to every nigger with 10 worthless nigger kids. Oh, and don't forget the 150 million hispanics in this country either.

Everyone's going to be out of work soon and putting the entire population on welfare is an attempt to reduce the amount of rioting and mass shootings so there's time to federalize the national guard and confiscate firearms beforehand like they did during Hurricane Katrina.

They'll probably base it on your 2018 tax returns. If you didn't file, then you won't get anything.

yeah but you're gonna probably have to actually file your returns. plus since you didn't work much you should get back all of the money they took out of your check so find that w2 and take 5 minutes on turbotax or something (its literally free and you don't have to download anything.)

Yeah whats going? Didn't Yas Forums hate on this asian guy that wanted to give you a 1000 a month? Why is it okay now that trump is doing it?

HOLY FUCK
Propaganda in full swing.
It's $1000 ONE TIME, not per month, kek.

its not even voted or signed so for all its worth its just gibberish trying to calm people down.

are you me? based waifufag.

this, pretty much

Why are corporations getting 1.5 trillion and not for the first time, to train poos and other shitskins to put you out of work? Or is that less offensive to your capitalist sensibilities?

>catastrophic historical events usher in change
Wow le simulation is busted!

Corporations good.
Workers bad.
Poos good.
Muslims bad.
Jews good.
Boomers bad.

boomers mad

It's going to trash the currency but why not speed up the process that's been going on since 1913 any damn way?

So...if everybody gets milion dolar a month...who will work?And why will anyone work?

Will normalfags ruin neetdom too?

As long as you filed your taxes last year you'll get the money.

Actually the opposite is true, the global commies are all being rounded up for execution right now.

But when Andrew Yang proposed it, Yas Forums told me it was communism.

obligatory

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Its so you can afford to buy nothing from empty supermarket shelves during the crisis.

this guy gets it

They will be fully stocked by Wednesday, you fool.

Seems like a scam desu. Free money smells fishy

congress.gov/bill/116th-congress/house-resolution/897/text

Read it yourself, It literally says at the end:
"(3) the Payment should be made to every United States citizen above the age of 18 years and should be nontaxable."

We got to cocky gay boys judgement is coming

Warehouses are running out of stock.
A huge national goods supply company is so low on most items they had to substitute about 40% of my regular delivery and cancel 10%

Corporate requested a certain amount of replacement goods for our locations, but the supplier came back with "1/6th of what you need is literally all we have in our warehouses"

we have won

COPE WAGIE

It's a trap. Get the NEETS to sign a legal contract, then audit the hell out of them and keep them on record.

Yup by printing money the supermarket shelves will suddenly fill with stock that doesn't exist.

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welcome to the banana economy
you are one of us now

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I'm 28, they're not claiming me on their taxes. I worked up until going back to school.

It isn't going to be everyone, just those making under $90K, or $180K household. So it's basically a transfer from Whites to subhumans.

Their corporate masters are freaking out, thsts why. God forbid we stop consuming for a week.

>a nasty flu season
>catastrophical historical event

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>wagies are making up ways that NEETs will not get a check
>muh tax returns
Just take the money. Why is there so much resistance to an objectively good thing?