This is all i have left for the week. I am fucked. How are you holding up bros?

Fast every other day, you'll stretch that supply out much longer.

don‘t store honey inside the fridge m8. it just gets hard and lasts shorter

why the fuck do you put honey and peanut butter in the fridge?
Are you a retard?

If you live in a city. Get fucked smog huffer.
If you live in a rural area, then you're fine and your local stores should still be remaining open for the most part.

honey, peanut butter, canned soup in the fridge.

this is a fucking sociopath

Better than me. I’ve been sleeping on the floor for the past 6 months at 5 different locations. Stuck with girlfriend of 5 years, neither of us have jobs. Just sell our blood. Lost my license from fines, have an old beat up car that was nice when I bought it. No nothing. Haven’t had a job in over 6 months besides a couple daily jobs.

Go away, leaf. You are way to nice to even consider things like that.

>soup in the fridge
Are you retarded?

>leafs
>nice
You clearly haven't met any of us

The yogurt will take you a long way, even longer way if you mix it with the mustard (sounds gross but it raises the nutrition value, I've actually done this before).
Here's my current stash, I'm thinking I should go get some more before lockdown happens.
I'm not terribly worried though.

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I can survive on one bottle of ketchup alone. Don't even worry about TP when you shit liquid down the shower drain. Beer will aid this process. Can't recommend it enough.

Dios mio...

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Refrigerator is basically empty, all I have in my cabinet is rice and beans. Paycheck comes in on Friday so I'll have to fight my way through packs of feral niggers at the grocery store. Then I'm holing up, work is closed for at least the next 30 days.

I know I'm being trolled but I just have to ask, why the FUCK do you have unopened cans of soup in your fridge

He may not have anywhere else to store it. Also some parts of the world are quite hot so it's better to keep stuff refrigerated.

For decoration of course.

How are you this incompetent? I was a low-life no skill loser social retard NEET for years and, within a week if starting my search, managed to get an apprenticeship trade job paying $18/h, not including the insane overtime I got at 60+hour weeks and on-call weekends. It is so god damn easy to start your life over in this country. You dont need any skills, at all. You dont need to be intelligent. You dont even need starting capital for tools, at least right away, if you go to a half-way decent company or your capable of befriending leads. There is no fucking reason you should be living in squalor like that unless you are choosing to do so.

Btw I went to get some TP from the store a bit ago, only could find ONE fucking package. Shit's getting rough out there

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The leaf is right why the fuck do you put peanut butter in the fridge

Canadians have a very similar prep strategy, it just involves more syrup and Kraft dinner.

Nigga you got the Toerona virus.

That was pretty funny user, thank you for the funny joke

Alright, who gave the alien a smartphone?

Oh you think my elongated toes are a fucking problem? Is that what you're agonizing about today? After all we've been through together on this site, in /cvg/, on Yas Forums? Now my toe length is some sort of huge problem? I'm so fucking sick and tired of this bullshit. Of all the places to go to not be judged I expected Yas Forums could be there for me in this time of pandemic, a time of crisis. What the fuck is wrong with you, man? You like crushing people's hopes? You must have a mean, mean little darkened black heart to make a comment like that. I'm fucking pissed. This is a time to come together, not tear each other apart. You might meditate on that. *spit*

Hi OP. Canned goods are fine anywhere - you don't need to put them in fridge if they're unopened. Even in Summer. Even in Australia.

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Wtf are you prepping for ?
A screening of the Titanic?
Ffs man or should I say kid?
Your diet is equivalent to a child

>Chinese takeout
Never gonna make it

Pop, beer, and chinese food. No wonder everyone is such a fat fuck.

shig

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where are all the vegetables? the horror the horror

Stop buying that canned soup like a nigger. It's shit. Beef stew is easy as hell:

- Beef. I usually use shoulder roast. About 1.5 pounds. Do not buy the precut 'stew meat', there's not enough fat and it's totally dry and bland. Cut into 1 centimeter cubes, add to pot over medium heat with a little oil. Stir every 2 or 3 minutes.
- One large onion. Dice while the beef is cooking and add.
- 4 or 5 carrots, skin and slice while beef and onions are cooking, add to pot.
- One can diced tomatoes.
- About a handful of chopped cilantro. Try to take the stems off first.
- One sliced jalapeño. Smell it, and if it doesn't smell very spicy, you might use two. Or use a serrano if you really like things spicy.
- Add however much salt and pepper you want and enough water to cover everything by about a centimeter.
- Let cook with lid on, but leave a little open space for steam to escape. Scrub four to six potatoes, depending on how big they are. Cut into 1 cm cubes or so, with the skins still on. Add to pot.
- Let cook for about 25 more minutes at medium heat. It's done when the potatoes are soft.

Enjoy with a loaf of crusty French bread and butter.

Honey can last forever, m8. They found edible honey inside a fucking pyramid from 2000 BC. If your honey gets bad in your fridge, it's a fucking time vortex.

How are you fucked? I could easily make that last a week. Will power, don't consume something just cause it's there, don't eat or drink until you KNOW you need to, remember Ghandi didn't eat for 21 days,my record was 9 days. Fuck you ghandi

>not using beef stock

>refrigerating peanut butter
what the fuck is wrong with you

>refrigerating canned food
what the fuck is wrong with you

this has to be a troll, right?

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drinking beer, BUT then diet coke like it will help you stay slim
you faggot

Wouldn't it be nice they cut the power. Refrigerated food, ffs Think!!

>spend 2 hours cooking

>or eat canned food that tastes maybe 10% worse and spend that 2 hours doing a hobby

the only reason to cook is to get laid

>transformer outside gets infected with corona virus
>it dies and shuts your power off

this man is a genius, we must inoculate the transformers

>storing unopened cans of soup in the fridge
Are you retarded

Yeah that's fuckin' great until those ingredients can't be found anymore. Dumbfuck.

Colorado Springs?

Pro tip: Eat the Chinese food first

>ingredients
>what are cows
Imagine, if you can, going to a local farm and buying some meat from the farmer (which is almost always possible if he keeps livestock)

OPEN THE SOUR CREAM

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you're good. you can survive on that honey alone for a month.

Why. The fuck. Do you have closed cans of soup in your fridge?

He has unsealed cans of soup in the fridge, clearly actually retarded, be nice to him.

What percentage of the population keeps livestock that they could self sustain themselves with when they have no access to feed or supplements?

my fucking dick hurts

Honestly wrecked.
*doesn’t know what to do with hands so begins clapping*
I think we can call it a day here user
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Why does the gringo's diet consist of 80% processed condiments?

Ah...

Why is every beaner dish, rice beans and tacos in various form factors?

>VANILLA AW

MEIN NEGGER

Uh because beans and rice are cheap, nutritious and filling? it's fucking logical, not like half the american households having fucking pop tarts for break fast what the fuck

fast 16 hours at a time,
thats what im doing, then eating heavy protein and doing pushups n shit. losing weight.. gaining strength , chillin

>those feet

Ayyyy

Because we're told salad is healthy. So we eat a pile of useless lettuce in a quart of sugary oil once a week.

Why do you refrigerate honey? It literally lasts forever at room temperature.

Thanks for the laugh, user.

>peanut butter in the fridge
yikes

>57 sauce
>pb
>campbells soup cans
>honey

Are zoomers really this inept?

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Beans make me gassy

That is no where near enough beer and diet coke to last you senpai. also peanut butter doesn't need to be refrigerated.

I'm sorry user, try lentils, they're also very filling and last a long time.
You should also try cooking your own beans too, it's not that difficult and most canned beans usually have a lot of sodium, lactose and extra carbs that might be the cause of your indigestion.

>m-my overflowing fridge is low on soda
>I only have to warehouses of toilet paper to last the week
Suburbanites deserve every hardship that can be inflicted on them, desu.

>gourmet soup

We got a rich boy here.

There is nothing in there but condiments, I reckon you’re already fucked...