/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2224

► Detected: 198,601 ► Died: 7,988

>NEWS
Coronavirus is airborne, WHO officials confirm
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France under lockdown, 66 million people
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Millions of Americans to lose their jobs
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Robbers grab 100,000 surgical masks at gunpoint in Ukraine
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>RESEARCH
Dogs can be carriers of the virus
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nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
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25 year old nurse dies in Iran
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Virus affects blood circulation
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>REMINDER
4900 deaths across 182 cities in Iran, Iran opposition estimates
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US prepares for 4.8 million hospitalizations
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Spain only testing high risk cases
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Australia expects 1.5 million infected
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>LATEST CASES
279 new cases in New York City, New York state, United States.
01:17: 26 new cases in Norway.
01:14: 93 new cases and 3 new deaths in South Korea.
23:16: 108 new cases and 4 new deaths in Washington state, United States.
22:15: 51 new cases and 1 new death in Turkey. The patient was an 89-year-old who contracted the virus from someone who had contact with China. This is the first death in Turkey.
22:13: First 2 cases in Montenegro. All countries in Europe now have at least one confirmed case of coronavirus.
22:12: 83 new cases and 3 new deaths in British Columbia, Canada.


>MORE
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imperial.ac.uk/media/imperial-college/medicine/sph/ide/gida-fellowships/Imperial-College-COVID19-NPI-modelling-16-03-2020.pdf
twitter.com/PhdParody/status/1239969187939774464
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cytokine_release_syndrome
archive.is/ufDZK
bbc.com/news/av/world-asia-51851250/shincheonji-and-coronavirus-the-mysterious-cult-church-blamed-for-s-korea-s-outbreak
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>Dead: 7,988
lol, still only 7,988.
How many days has it been stuck at 7,988? Four days? Five days?

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,881 (3,226) ► International 116,864 (4,728): Italy 31,506 (2,503) Iran 16,169 (988) Spain 11,826 (533) Germany 9,367 (26) S. Korea 8,320 (81) France 7,730 (175) US 6,473 (102) Switzerland 2,742 (27) UK 1,950 (71) Netherlands 1,705 (43) Norway 1,469 (3) Austria 1,332 (4) Belgium 1,243 (10) Sweden 1,191 (8) Denmark 977 (4) Japan 878 (29) D. Princess 696 (7) Malaysia 673 (2) Canada 598 (5) Australia 452 (5) Portugal 448 (1) Greece 387 (5) Brazil 328 (1) Ireland 292 (2) Slovenia 275 (1) Bahrain 241 (1) Poland 238 (5) Egypt 196 (6) Philippines 187 (12) Thailand 177 (1) Indonesia 172 (7) H. Kong 168 (4) Iraq 154 (11) India 143 (3) Luxembourg 140 (1) Lebanon 124 (3) S. Marino 119 (11) Ecuador 111 (2) Turkey 98 (1) Bulgaria 81 (2) Taiwan 77 (1) Panama 69 (1) Argentina 68 (2) Algeria 60 (5) Albania 55 (1) Hungary 50 (1) Morocco 44 (2) Azerbaijan 34 (1) Dom. Rep. 21 (1) Martinique 15 (1) Ukraine 14 (2) Guatemala 8 (1) Guyana 7 (1) Caymans 1 (1) Sudan 1 (1) Qatar 442 Cze. Rep. 434 Israel 337 Finland 322 Singapore 266 Iceland 247 Pakistan 247 Estonia 225 Romania 217 Chile 201 S. Arabia 171 Kuwait 130 Peru 117 Russia 114 UAE 113 Slovakia 97 Mexico 93 Armenia 78 Serbia 72 Croatia 69 Vietnam 66 Colombia 65 S. Africa 62 Latvia 60 Brunei 56 C. Rica 50 Uruguay 50 Cyprus 49 Faeroes 47 S. Lanka 44 Palestine 41 Jordan 40 Andorra 39 Malta 38 Belarus 36 Georgia 34 Bosnia 34 Cambodia 33 Oman 33 Kazakhstan 33 Venezuela 33 Macedonia 31 Moldova 30 Senegal 27 Tunisia 27 Lithuania 25 Afghanistan 22 Liechtenstein 19 B. Faso 15 Macao 13 Maldives 13 N. Zealand 12 Bolivia 12 Jamaica 12 Fr. Guiana 11 Uzbekistan 11 Bangladesh 10 Cameroon 10 Monaco 9 Paraguay 9 Reunion 9 Honduras 8 Ghana 7 Rwanda 7 Chan. Isl. 6 Ethiopia 6 Guadeloupe 6 Cuba 5 Guam 5 Mongolia 5 P. Rico 5 Tri. & Tob. 5 Ivory C. 4 Kenya 4 Seychelles 4 Nigeria 3 Aruba 3 Curacao 3 Congo 3 Fr. Polynesia 3 Gibraltar 3 St. Barth 3… Total 165/251

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What should the virus be called?
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Yikes

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As a former nothingburger, I am truly sorry.

I now understand that the United States of America is absolutely fucked.

Trudeau please close our borders.

Too many dumbshits in the US

It's going to be a nothingburger....
until the quarantine gets lifted

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LARP or partially true?

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UK is even more megafucked

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Can you still buy chinese cunny in wuhan?

FUTURES CLOSE AGAIN

ANOTHER FAULT TRIGGERED

BASIC UNIVERSAL INCOME IS COMING

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prepped

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Did you ever seen american that died from Corona-chan?
Nobody ever seen one.
It's fake news.
Even murrican govt would not kill it's own nation with their bioweapon.

This is my virus life
I've got no friends to fear
I've got some pasta
No sauce to spare
If you can find me
Come and get me out of here

This is my virus place
Everything is neat and clean
The rice and beans are
hidden in the attic
This is my virus place
Come and get me out of here

This is my virus life (this is my virus life)
This is my virus life (this is my virus life)
This is my virus life (this is my virus life)

These are my virus things
There they are against the wall
The toilet paper, hand sanitizer
These are my virus things
Come and get them out of here

This is my virus bed
This is where I lurk at night
Staring at glowniggers
Posting nothingburger
Waiting for vaccines to come
And get me out of here

Here in my humble room at night
I often wonder what goes on out there
Why bleach spray fills the air
I often stare
at the hazmats passing by
But they can't see me through my window shades
Just like I'm not even there

This is my virus life (this is my virus life)
This is my virus life (this is my virus life)
This is my virus life (this is my virus life)
There's something dangerous I like

This is my virus life
I know the problem is the Jews
What I really want to know:
Has it always been this gay?

This is my virus life (this is my virus life)
This is my virus life (this is my virus life)
This is my virus life (this is my virus life)
Come and get me out of here

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Please orange daddy, soothe me with NEET bux uwu

im working from home,
time to blow the load and coooooom before i die.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Funny that Bill can't see how he's the one spending all day saying Corona is a nothingburger. Ironic.

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We aren't forcing you to lurk /cvg/ Bill.

Does every case result in pneumonia and of the hospitals are overwhelmed can pneumonia be treated at home?

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our prime minister basically said we're fucked and alot of people are going to die. i hope the chaos begins before i keel over

>The Olympics might be postponed until 2021
>stuck on odd years from here on out

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This old faggot is still mad that people like me were calling out his uninformed nothing burger dialogue as CCP propaganda. Now that he sees his true role, he wants to act like his checkmark makes him better than people with true situational awareness.

Wicking AND odor?

Here's what would happen if the US treated coronavirus like "just the flu" and did nothing.

twitter.com/jeremycyoung/status/1239975682643357696

imperial.ac.uk/media/imperial-college/medicine/sph/ide/gida-fellowships/Imperial-College-COVID19-NPI-modelling-16-03-2020.pdf

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what is with these chinkoids!

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How many bodies do you think America's ending up with? I realistically think 250,000 to 750,000 with the new findings about up to 75% people being totally asymptomatic.

Guys I'm taking the next three days off work. It's hard because it's a small business and we're busy right now but my wife is pregnant and I'm worried about shit and her getting some. There's already 10 cases in a smallish sized town. Anyway, I feel bad for using my vacation time in our busy time and that I'm letting my coworkers down. I'll probably be able to work from home in week or so but right now I feel like an asshole and I've been kind of sad about it. I know this isn't a blog but I don't know where else to say this and I feel like I need to tell someone

>Daily Reminder

Anyone who says ,,only listen to me user" and discourages you from helping your direct community is a Chinese shill. Your direct community is the only place you can make a difference at this time. Whether you're a nationalist or otherwise the decay of your community only benefits China. Help your neighbors and eldery where you can. Exercise caution as well as compassion. If you prepped and see someone in your direct community suffering THEY are going to be the people you rebuild with, not some faggot user goading on your selfish instincts.

If you gave been on the chans 3+ hours today your are waisting time when you could be doing:
>Physical exercise
>Boosting someone elses morale
>Learning or improving a useful skill

If you actually think the end is coming any of those three options will make you more valuable than shitposting.

Stay-safe, but also rise to the occasion and fuck CCP shills.

Reminder that people who unironically believed this are now taking on the mantle of infectious disease expert and informing the public about corona-chan

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total deaths estimate regardless of curve

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Is that really the graph?

All outbreaks that have a sharp curve like that usually fall off suddenly and dramatically, no?

You have no fucking idea. I live with them.

All I hear is "user young people like us are fine stop freaking out".

I can't wait till people start dropping in the US and they shit themselves.

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Lel

I live in a small town with a population of 4k and some 44 year old whore came back from the most contaminated region in Austria and infected 7 state doctors and 3 doctors from a private clinic. She waited 7 days to go to the doctor after having symptoms and she would have probably infected more if her neighbor didn't report her to the authorities.

>fanboys
What a funny way to spell "death cultists"

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POP THE FUCKING 200K CHERRY ALREADY!!!

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>if the US treated coronavirus like "just the flu" and did nothing.
Isn't that what you are doing?

That's why you have to go to Costco earlier.

twitter.com/PhdParody/status/1239969187939774464

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>18% of americans have either lost hours or are completely unemployed now because of COVID-19
>Trump sees that the federal reserve is clearly not working
>is going to try universal basic income to see if that works better
what the fuck is going on in this world

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>forgetting about COVID20

>1 bullet
you are gonna need it once this pandemic is over, the smoke is cleared, and people remember they are left with the worst economy since the great depression, kek

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Thanks, I'll try this and see what comes of it later this year.

How much is missing?

to the user that gifted me a game, I'm still grateful for what you did. With the stimulus coming, I'll make some use of the money and give out games to those outside of US to pay it forward. Cheers

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>tfw can't work from home

China has to pay once this is all said and done. Unless the west completely collapses, there's going to be hell to pay.

AAAAAA CHINK CUNNIES

Trump supporters will push for this fate

I'm ready anons. are you?

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We have had a few fight here and we hardly even have niggers, Being in a big US city must be crazy right now

Tell me about it. 40% of our country thinks this is either:
>A liberal hoax that the entire world is in on just to hurt Trump
>A big ole nothingburger designed to take muh guns away
>A virus that somehow only kills people who are age 85+ yet magically spares everyone else
Or any combination thereof. Our population's stupidity is what's going to cause more damage in the long run, far more than the virus itself could cause.

Nobody would help you if you brought it home. Nobody cares about you and your own except you and your own. Act accordingly.

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4 million deaths in a span of 3 months.

That's what people refer to when they use the phrase "flatten the curve." Outbreaks usually have that curve, then once a percentage of the population is exposed (and either dies or gains immunity) the virus slows down and drops off. Since that steep of a curve means we start having to triage hospital beds, we're doing our best to keep it from being that steep.

But yeah.

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>Does every case result in pneumonia
yes

>I can't wait till people start dropping in the US
You can as well wait for second coming of Ieshua or arrival of ayy lmaos.
No american will die from Corona-chan ever. What's currently reported is fake news.

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>no wuhanic plague option
kys

>have PC full of games

>still mad I can't go out to get food/use gym

nuke China

>bought my put at the peak today
Holy fuck yes

Cytokine Storm upgrade to target 10-30-year-olds when?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cytokine_release_syndrome

Need more DNA points.

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Bad math from that retard but he's not entirely wrong
He's net worth is like $6 billion, he can easily cut a check for every poor American for a meaningful sum and still live a comfortable life.
At some point your assets start making tons of money on their own and you can't literally spend it fast enough.

Look at Soros. He's funding how many fucking initiatives and STILL wealthy as shit.

Those goggles better be airtight. I'm rolling swimming goggles, and a respirator similar to your own.

It’s literally just the flu

>been warning friends and family since january
>mask posted here in january and told you guys to go to sherwin williams
>warn group of girl friends
>they call me a panicky retard
>talk in group chat about animal crossing, one got engaged, and just general chatter about nonsense
>the fucking world and economy is collapsing around us

cool cool cool very cool god i HATE normies

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what's up with herd inmmunity? I read that netherlands was trying this approach. is it literally do nothing and get everyone infected?

>Active Cases: 107,959
>Deaths: 7,989

MR BONES I WANT TO GET OFF YOUR RIDE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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9.5% death rate and 30% hospitalization of all confirmed cases. This 10% mortality holds true on things like Cruise ships and other isolated yet semitransparent situations. 75% asymptomatic are the same people who said this was not going global now quietly pretending that everyone already was infected which is obviously false given the ongoing testing results.

Yet another twitter follower farmer.

Apparently this took place in Kinshasa. Sorry, I mean, Paris.

>Discord
You aren't ready.

It won't go over 8k. Trust God!

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about 200

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Oh look it's the larping fireman from the last thread.

Ohio shut everything down immediately after the first positive case showed up in Cleveland. Restaurants and bars closed Sunday. We had our drive-thru testing tent up Monday. Supermarkets have restricted hours and call-in grocery ordering and pickup. Hardly nothing.

Other states are pants-on-head retarded though

Thanks. I needed something like that I'm kind of a passive dude and it was hard to tell my boss/owner of the company that I have to take the next 3 days off

So lads hope you've all god your hydroxychloroquine and zinc stocked up

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No sending hand sanitiser in the mail goy!

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i got the herbs ready

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Australia is being told we could have 150,000 dead by the government, so you could get something like 15x that

There is no immunity, you can catch the same strain any number of times and it leaves permanent damage throughout your tissues every time.

I know that you are a poorfag, but even you should know that Costco's don't look like that.

>implying this isn't national socialism by completely subverting the bankers and giving the money right to the citizens

Got some sauce on that claim?

>talk in group chat about animal crossing, one got engaged, and just general chatter about nonsense
For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.
Romans 6:23

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Thread is so slow, everyone will notice I live in a cucked country

Absolutely a larp faggot

Wait, does this disease have a 7.4% mortality rate? Or am I math-ing wrong?

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By nature of the lack of testing, isn't the death rate going to be inevitably lower than the one found from confirmed cases? There are certainly asymptomatic cases, no matter what percentage of cases they are.

of the active cases around 9% will die so I dont think so

What does "trust the plan" actually reference
I always use that phrase when something goes exactly the way I predictedit would, like that wed been quarantined before the end of the week despite what those around me said

You know I enjoy your Asuka posting, and I don't think you are a bad person, but you are delusional if you think people in the USA are not gonna die.

Fucking Bio-Weapon conspiracy or not.

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dude lmao am i safe?

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Some old man was just confirmed to have it in my town. That's maybe 3 in this county, I'm waiting for that number to inflate like crazy here pretty soon

F for ameribros

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That's correct, but apparently there could be lots of infected who have no symptoms bringing it down a bit, maybe even half.

You'll pull through frog, we'll all pull through.

Most Americans reply to the media narrative. One days it's just the flu bro and the next day they are creating toilet paper panic. The time to really safely stock up was January and February.

no user, I said ACTIVE (people in bed) not DETECTED (around 200,000)

trips of shystery

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based and cytokinepilled

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>what the fuck is going on in this world

A WMD-tier virus has been unleashed onto it and governments didn't close their borders soon enough.

not just us
the economy is crashing, and we are bringing you fucking leafs down with us, kek

I wish i was french right now.

that number is about right for directly by the virus

now multiply that by 3-4x when you factor in indirect deaths because of inaccessibility to hospitals/treatment for other illnesses, civil unrest, nigs nigging and so on

>Coronavirus is airborne, WHO officials confirm
archive.is/ufDZK
Great now normalfags are going to preach this like I haven't been warning them since mid January, pure rage

>2.2M dead Americans
No way in hell it reaches even half of that.

I'm not a fireman and this is the first thread I've been in tonight. I have an office job

AHHHHHH WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THEY CLOSE LIQUOR STORES

The ride only stops for emergencies.
Death is not an emergency.

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divide total deaths by total infected
right now, we don't know what the total infected is because we don't have enough kits to test even the mildly symptomatic people

if you have high fever RIGHT NOW and have been in contact with someone confirmed with COVID, you still can't get tested because you lack the "need to have a respiratory problem too" requirement
that's the fucking state we're in right now

How the fuck can anyone wear this? I just wore one for 30 minute and I already feel like I was suffocating. My lungs hurt now from the excess effort I had to put in to even be able to breath.

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I just noticed that after I stopped trying to meme. I want to believe 4 months is too soon to tag a mortality rate, but I'm starting to think different. I want this to be a notherburger, and it's not working.

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Do you not have soap in your country? Did the abbos huff it all?

>still believing in the Chinese "re-infection" meme they pushed because they didn't want to admit they fucking suck at clinical pathology

>what's up with herd inmmunity? I read that netherlands was trying this approach. is it literally do nothing and get everyone infected?

Yes. Lots of people would die. Even for younger people this thing is still 14 times deadlier than the flu and can cause lifelong organ damage. We also don't know how long and if herd immunity will work. Probably to some extent, but we just don't know what the latency period of immunity is or for certain if one even exists in the first place which would make it for nothing. Flu vaccines are needed every year because just because you once had a cold or the flu doesn't mean you won't get them again. It might work but it's a risky gamble. Pathogens all work differently when it comes to this.

About 130

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Meanwhile, in reality, dead-kike-on-a-cross worshippers have been making things worse.

bbc.com/news/av/world-asia-51851250/shincheonji-and-coronavirus-the-mysterious-cult-church-blamed-for-s-korea-s-outbreak

you need a filter(s) faggot

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They were brought down when oil tanked

yeah youll be fine go to the store

this boog is way too fucking slow for my liking

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It's a reference to Trump supporter's schizo belief that some dude high up in government is secretly telling them all through obtuse as fuck signs that all of these massive happenings are going to happen (See: Hillary Clinton getting indicted any day now) and whenever another date comes and goes and nothing happens, they move the goalposts with a new LARP and say trust the plan. Google qanon. It's the gayest shit that's happened so far this century.

yep same here, we're all doomed

but where will i put the bong?

You know the rules. Tits or GTFO

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>be in Nevada
>send your samples to Quest or LabCorp instead of ARUP which is far better and located next door
Fuck I hate the Jews.

Asymptomatic refers to a stage of infection, plenty of asymptomatic carriers will not get serious health issues until sometimes 3 weeks after starting to shed the virus (spreading and testing positive)

The undiagnosed death rate rises the same as undiagnosed cases, so it doesn't make sense to use that to discount the only mortality indicators available in the given data...

>((federal reserve)) pumps money into the economy via the ((banks))
>universal basic income subverts this and gives the money right to the american people

>when you realize this is straight out of the Nationalist Socialist playbook


THIS IS RIGHT OUT OF THE NAZI PLAYBOOK

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I just got locked down in San Francisco last night. Hope I got enough food to last me.

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I think it's a bit skewed because argie non used active cases..going on death/total cases we have basically (8000/200000)x100=4%.

I think "herd immunity," is how Europeans and Asians survived the Plague. Maybe, still required a swathe of Europeans to die as the natural process took its toll.

What are the chances all the quarantining works?

>Wu Flu
>Kung Fu Flu
>Wu Kung Flu
>CCP Flu
>China Flu
>The Sino-Bat Master Plague Pandemic
>Chinese Virulent Disaster
>China Definitely Caused This Flu
Or maybe one of your boring names.

We are near the tipping point

That’s not enough we need 100% kill rate for over 60 age group

Enforced quarantine or no?

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China should be glassed

>worse

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make christianity illegal when

Moving away from the chance of false positive or false negative tests that require chemicals from China to the new automated tests looks like other labs are running them.

What about Chingles?

Are you one of the dumb niggers that believes the Dems have anyone capable of defeating Trump?

If it caused a cytokine storm in every patient the death counts would he astronomically higher

use the bong as a filter
throw in as much weed and activated charcoal as you can and top it with cheese cloth
gotta get that apocalyptic weedman aesthetic right

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ehh sort of. can only go to like, grocery stores, pharmacy, etc

Imagine a quarantine as a hoarder who has company coming over to his home so he hastily shovels as much of his shit as he can into a closet. It doesn't resolve the problem, it just hides it and the second he opens the door to that closet, all of his garbage spills out again.

we better be

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the one's with 'severe' symptoms would mostly be the elderly, so again the 2-4 million estimate would be nothing in the grand scheme of things. sure in terms of how quickly it would happen it's alarming, but that's it. i mean elderly are going to die anyway bros. relax.

Faggot. It's going up by like 1k per day now.

World War Flu has just begun. The Chinese Communist Party is dead.

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It's just the flu, bros. Literally a nothing burger.

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based HK-bro

>making things worse.
You mean better

Maybe Bill is Gary.
This must go deeper...

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No gun stores then? Oh shit.

the blond version is better new fag

1. we'll never know exactly how bad it is
2. with 7.9k deaths, if the virus has a 1% mortality rate then there are 790,000 infected

I'm a firm believe that China is witholding details about infection/death rates, as well as countries that are unable to verify infections/deaths attributed to the disease. Like I said, I not only hope, but am believing it's a not so lethal disease. Seems to be plenty of social media confirmed peopled that have had it and let it runs it course. But then I see articles that show what happens to some people with no health ailments and it absolutely ruins their lungs. wtf is happening there? Just outliers?

>My lungs hurt now from the excess effort I had to put in to even be able to breath.
It was not the mask.
It was Corona.

Lock this fag up, before it infects others.

You know the world pumped insane amounts of money into the markets in 2008. Through debt issuance. I.e. printing money.

This is the last song the ECB and FED. The jews final revenge. This is financial armageddon. Dont forget who is behind this and who profits off this. Also, wait for stage 2 of: "Oh my god, immigrants on the borders, they must come and live in your country, and rape your sister, you intolerant biggot".

A Goldstein, is currently typing up such articles.

The Jews - my only regret is that the Fuhrer didn't get them all.

7999 dead, the hour of 8K deaths approaches brothers.

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The dems don't have to do shit, MIGAnigger. Trump already beat himself by nothingburgering until he put us in an almost impossible to win situation. Incidentally, I voted for him in 2016 and I live in the deep south but fuck someone that cares more about muh stonk market than he does the health and safety of his country.

>8-15% of Americans over 70 would die

And how is that a bad thing?

>10000+ years of Coronaviridae
>no herd immunity developed
OMG THIS IS OUR FINAL BATTLE WITH CORONAVIRIDAE & WE WIN HERD IMMUNITY. MAKE VACCINATION ILLEGAL WE MUST OBTAIN HERRRRRRDDDDDD IMMMUNITYYYY!!!!!!!

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Do you have a permit to go that fast on the internet?

yeah that heard immunity sure is going to come in handy in a wrecked economy after this virus passes
Pretty sure the herd is going to have everyone help each other out of crippling debt and bankruptcy right?

Hey, don’t talk to Gary like that.

What happens when no one's employed anymore?

You mean the one you don't have?

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Not very high in Western country. Too many people aren't taking it serious and still going about their lives, once the quarantine is lifted the infection rate will just start all over again
Basically our only hope would be every country having extreme almost north Korea tier style travel laws, which will never happen because muh economy

1. WIth any of the tons of estimates floating around, this is only with confirmed cases. Many people who are infected will not get tested. Some of this is because they might have no symptoms or mild symptoms.

2. However, this same thing is true when look at for example flu mortality rates, many infected with flu are never tested either.

3. On the darker side, some people will die of a disease but their death will not be recorded as caused by that disease. Some COVID-19 deaths have been recorded as: pneumonia, respiratory infection, "unknown causes," "natural causes," etc. until post-mortem testing on the bodies showed COVID-19 present.

4. We might not know the real numbers for years, decades, or even ever. It could be much lower but it's possible it could be higher and there are so many variables for such a new disease. That makes it very hard to be sure.

What happens when you run out of room on the chart?

Yeah, I thought so you stupid nigger

oh say can you see

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What? So it goes away sooner if we do nothing?

shtf

user, are you sure that's not the infection..