/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LEBENSRAUM EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/VP Pence meet w/Tourism CEOs 3/17/20
c-span.org/video/?470443-1/
youtu.be/rKJfSQiHq2k
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/17/20
c-span.org/video/?470426-1/
youtu.be/vvdjqrxSOFk
>VP Pence on Hannity 3/17/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142446102001
>DefSec Esper on FoxNews 3/17/20
youtu.be/df9i6HoNTeo
>TreasSec Mnuchin comments to reporters @US Capitol 3/17/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6142363405001/
c-span.org/video/?470420-102/
>WHTradeDir Navarro on FoxNews 3/17/20
youtu.be/mMFpHPRjD40
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on F&F 3/17/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142245773001
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on GMA 3/17/20
youtu.be/esmyici9j2c
>SG Adams on Dobbs 3/17/20
youtu.be/Kx3ZhMLXMcs
>SG Adams on CBSEveningNews 3/17/20
youtu.be/juPo_MofDww
>SG Adams on FoxNews 3/17/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142382104001
>NIAIDDir Fauci on Ingraham 3/17/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142444949001
>NIAIDDir Fauci on HughHewittShow 3/17/20
youtu.be/bCewGwImZn8
>Trump2020StratCommsDir Lotter on America 1st w/Gorka 3/17/20
youtu.be/fhSlTsiCCuQ (pt1)
youtu.be/2o-XqeL4LzU (pt2)
>HHSVideo: Stop Corona-chan Spread: 6 Effective Steps to Stay Safe 3/17/20
youtu.be/P6xqcBBds_k
>WHVideo: What is Social Distancing? 3/17/20
youtu.be/Nlyxz2X97Do
>WHVideo: Slow The Spread 3/17/20
youtu.be/x-dgPWY-UMk

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MAGA

>298

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MAGA
Reminder that oprah dindunuffin

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haha fug :DDDD

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NO BAILOUTS FOR WOKE CAPITAL!

YES BAILOUTS FOR YOU AND ME!

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>meme magic exists
>millions of boomers on twitter are going to shitpost us into a nightmare timeline where the Q shit was real

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I've never had $1,000. What's it like, bros?

how come americans need several packs of toilet paper?
like a single one would last me a year

DOW FUTURES ALREADY TRIGGERED A FUCKING HALT

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This flu is a scam.
I just felt it and now its gone.

I feel depressed bros, C-Chan left me and she isn't coming back anymore.

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This image is all you need to see to know that nobody is worried about starving.

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Guess what happens tomorrow.

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Made me laff. Thank you, user.

we don't reuse it here

if they didn't overdo her lips, this image would be spot on..

>spurdo posting irl in Polish
....did Eva get a job?

o fug :DDDD

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18kish crash

Can I go out to eat yet?

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reposting because after bump limit from last thread and i want you to see this
>all these fucktards telling you to take fever reducers
dude, if your cough isn’t going away take guaifenesin or dextromorphan as an expectorant/cough suppressant respectively, and save the tylenol for if your fever is dangerously high; the heat is there for a reason and helps your body to nuke the foreign agents within.

but really, call your fucking doctor mein neger.

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Notice how they brought out all of the black celebrities to make Corona seems like a real threat to black folk. Idris Elba wasn't big enough, so they went to the top.

>wasn't she involved in some really sketchy shit in africa and children disappearing?
John of God + Oprah. John of God had a child trafficking center.
archive.is/KqBmo
>Joao Teixeira de Faria, 77, allegedly used women as slaves at his rural mines
>He would allegedly impregnate girls, sell their babies and murder them after
FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU CPATCHA

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We already are in a nightmare timeline lad, q being real would only add positive things

ichibros rise up

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>Eva
>job
user, I...

is it finally zero day?

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if the fed keeps going full weimar republic we are going to get another great depression

Oh shit! The Jews are plotting!

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Missed my MAGA
The global cabal already memed raping and murdering children.
If Q isn't real, a list needs to come out. Playing cards for minecraft. All low levels connected, work the way up.

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youtube.com/watch?v=_TlAErpZbYM

holy fuck its at 4%

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We're already at ZIRP and ZERO RESERVE THRESHOLD. That image should be on the Fed's homepage for the duration.

boomers don't sacrifice / retain enough semen to do anything like that.

>Joao Teixeira de Faria, 77, allegedly used women as slaves at his rural mines
>He would allegedly impregnate girls, sell their babies and murder them after
if the truth ever came out about how much of the global economy is devoted to shit like this, borders would close permanently

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>job
>mind broken BECAUSE OF A HAT
good one

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>FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU CPATCHA
Clear your cache or switch browsers, dummy.

Someone should send Jerome this one.

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Can we take this memevirus as our chance to just tell the Fed to fuck off? They are completely fucking worthless as evidenced by the past few weeks

As the fag niggers would say
HOMEGURL GETTIN’ DRAAAAGGED ON TWITTER

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All the guys in our Supreme Court that hate Bolsonaro guts were involved with "John of God" too, had multiple visits to his "healing center"

Blue-hairs don't even need the virus to die. They get a rope. Now go and breed, the world needs it, even if it's blue-hairs.

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THE FUCKING FED IS GOING TO GO NEGATIVE RATES

FUCK
FUCK
FUCK

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Don't worry, China will get their commupance. Dems are flailing with the lockdown - normies aren't blaming Trump, only spazz checkmarks.

Pic-related: HK or Taiwan bots? Will Taiwan gain the mandate of heaven?

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Does anyone here know if the 1k check is reality or not? My governor shut down my job today and i got bills and a family. Kinda lost on what do

It's a simple inquiry
Can I go out to eat yet?

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I think it might be ogre boys

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this is a big happening

Look, I'm a gun owner and staunch supporter of the second ammendmant. But now is the time to ban the guns. People are going to be trying to rebel against Trump. If you're a Trump supporter like me, we need to turn in our guns so no one assembles and fights against the Government. Trust me guys, Trump has a plan and will carry us through this. He has been handling it perfectly. If this goes post apocalpytic and everyone is armed and starts killing each other then it's the end of everything. We need to seize the guns now while we still can to make sure Trump stays in control. I encourage you to turn yours in now.

I turned mine into local police. Here's how you can do the same:

mpdc.dc.gov/page/disposal-unwanted-firearms

IF YOU DON'T TURN IN YOUR GUNS, YOU ARE NOT TRUSTING TRUMPS PLAN

Thanks guys. And remember always and forever: MAGA. God bless Trump guys

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Alright bros, cough has gone away.
Also new question, is there a chance of america breaking apart soon?

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Fug, they're really eating her alive. Does this count as TRUMP CURSE?

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Breaking of America with states?

I hope people hang all the governors and mayors that have decided on shutting down jobs and outdoor activities in general.

The so-called US dollar would stop existing tho.

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Lebensraum? That reminds me, I had this idea for a semivertical semiseparated modular urban environment.

Imagine a building shaped like a circular terrace with steps two stories tall, a hollow cylinder-space near the middle, and an apartment complex sticking skywards through the center. On the petals of the flower, pardon I mean upon the partitions of the terrace, there should be houses with gardens. You could get many more gardens into the same amount of space by this partial stacking method. The hollow ring section can host offices and retail establishments, and the apartments in the middle should be low-cost living for humble, economical, or temporary residence.

More room for both urban and psuedo-suburban life, with a well-packed presentation. Linking the structures together in a traffic grid is an exercise I leave to the reader.

This is why we're locking everything down. It's not "just a flu, bro". 4 million Americans would die in a span of 3 months if we treated it like the flu.

twitter.com/jeremycyoung/status/1239975682643357696

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Karma.

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FUCKKKKKK
STOP

STOPPPPP NOOOOOOOOO

TRUMP GOING FULL YANG GANG
ITS FUCKING REAL

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based reddit shill poster

Pool’s closed due to corona

Those commies got hard karma push so far up their asses and it feels so good.

This sort of proxy shitpost is not even worth reading but here I go replying to it, the US has so many fucking programs for someone who recently lost his job, so many fucking gibs, that talking about adding more of them makes 0 sense.

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I did but all restaurants are closed except for takeout and they're pretty empty regardless. Will probably shut down even if not forced to.

I see literally nothing wrong with up to 15% of the 70+ population dying

so what?
more people died from net neutrality

We can pay each other in toilet paper

omfg im dying user

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>Modeling software
Stopped reading here

Are you people going to just take your governor doing that shit

No i really did get my job shutdown and I'm confused as to what's going on. The gibs aren't as easy as you think Unless you're a single mother

Oops, duh on me
>Does anyone here know if the 1k check is reality or not? My governor shut down my job today and i got bills and a family. Kinda lost on what do
That shit probably won't even come out for a month. Apply for the emergency unemployment, and get very, very angry online, phones, go protest the Governors doing this shit.
See:
>I hope people hang all the governors and mayors that have decided on shutting down jobs and outdoor activities in general.

So I dont have a job, am I get buxx?

Yeah I read a lot of businesses are closing up shop until at least early April. Looks like I'm going to have to git gud at cooking for a couple of weeks.

Anything is better than the system we have now. We can pay our debts back in bullets and then find something new

Tucker 2024

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What if the "study" is fake tho? 80% are fake in medicine.

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WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T THEY SUSPENDED THE STOCK MARKET WTF?

If you don't pay taxes, no bux for you.

white gold

as usual trump can not work with Congress since everyone hates him so you are fucked

But I dont use a lot of stuff.

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My population are lazy opiate boomers and young negros who never had jobs in the first place so I'm probably in the minority

any news on the foreskin vaccine?

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It’s just a flu

I'm with you of course but we don't have the power.

I don't know what you mean, but my comment comes from one part anger and one part feeling absurd that we are having these officials deciding on what business should be allowed to do during this sort of period and it is leading to thousands of people being fired.

trump might unironically lose to fucking joe biden lmao
crazy, never thought it would be possible

Mnuchin said every American adult who isn't a millionaire gets coronabux.

Because fuck (((fractional reserve banking)))

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